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Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Arrested In Mumbai For Drug Peddling by patval(f): 10:40am On Jun 24, 2017
gaskiyamagana:

You have won the coveted seat of Biafra foolorsuffer chairman.
ogbeni, am certain that you are heading to cemetery right now but my candid advice to you is that if you dare mine the skull of a dead man who was killed by APC maladministration, the kind slap you go chop eee ,all the doctors in London combined cannot treat you successfully.
ask dullard buhari if you are doubtful so thread with caution
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Arrested In Mumbai For Drug Peddling by patval(f): 12:41am On Jun 24, 2017
chuksanambra:


Okay, noted.

But wait o, why is your head like that in your dp? Did you fall in the gutter and land on your head when you were an infant?

first ask ur parents why they drew basket on ur face, I heard that the basket empowers ur wicked heart towards rituals and rape
Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Arrested In Mumbai For Drug Peddling by patval(f): 12:18am On Jun 24, 2017
chuksanambra:


You're a true Igbo girl. How won't you use cucumbers when they have nearly killed all the men in your lineage due to involvement in crime.

By d way, I heard they now include cucumbers in your bride price.

ya instead of allowing skull mining oduduwa infest me with ritual gene

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Politics / Re: See What Donald Trump Said About Biafra CNN by patval(f): 12:14am On Jun 24, 2017
am beginning to like the stupidity of that slowpoke behind this monicker because each time he try to mock Biafra, zoogeria dullard in chief (almajiri daura buhari) develops another impairment. from ear to scrotum, brain, speech etc. may be this lie he dished out now will make President Buhari loose sight.

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Politics / Re: Wole Soyinka Tells Reasons Behind Agitation by patval(f): 12:07am On Jun 24, 2017
may be this man burnt his sense instead of American citizen card, this pooh he splashed here seems like that poem about old buhari the legend of sickers
Politics / Re: Sen Ibrahim Mantu Accuses Awolowo Of Defrauding D Middle Belt by patval(f): 12:03am On Jun 24, 2017
after all awolowo treachery, ratak took care of him eternally, his head is now been mined by his brothers somewhere ikenne in Ogun for skull championship of South West states

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Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Arrested In Mumbai For Drug Peddling by patval(f): 11:55pm On Jun 23, 2017
OkoYibo:


With your head that looks like a morsel of eba moulded by a glutton, you're still typing nonsense.

Don't worry, when they have finished with the ipod boys and there is scarcity of ipod yoots to press your groundnut-sized boobs and impregnate you, it's Segun Wire the 11 year old criminal who would nack your akpako.

even your ancestor oduduwa could not dare me not to talk of basket face like you.
segun that is busy bleeping either his mother,cousin or his daughter and you think I will allow him to infest me with oduduwa curse?
I d rather use cucumber satisfy myself.
Meanwhile in the other news, Lagos is laughing at other wastern skull mining states cos they are quite sure that by the time they submit the skull of tinubu, the tournament will be their own.

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Crime / Re: Another Nigerian Arrested In Mumbai For Drug Peddling by patval(f): 10:58pm On Jun 23, 2017
Yessooooo!!! it is our work.
I prefer trading drugs as commodity to mining human skull.
afonjas will like to pour mucus from there hydraulic soup here not forgetting that a champions league for skull mining is ongoing in ogun ,osun,Oyo,ondo,ekiti,Lagos,even kogi as invited guest.
Ogun with the support of awolowo tactics is leading with 12 points while osun is behind with 11 points,ondo is close with 7 points while Oyo and ekiti have 4 points each.
further analysis shows that ogun uses the skull of abiola to secure maximum point while osun joined the skull of bola ige and isiaka adeleke to come second. kogi state was last due to their inability to submit the skull of dino melaye while ekiti has been promised top of the standing once they bring the skull of fayose.Oyo state however has lost hope since their progress in the league is tied to the skull of adebayo shittu which is currently pursuing king Solomon in number of wives.
Umunna if you have to go to South West, try to wear helmet .

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Crime / Re: I Brought A Fresh Human Skull Home Five Years Ago-suspect by patval(f): 10:33pm On Jun 23, 2017
afonja afonja, wallahi God knew that if he had allowed oduduwa to stay further in the sky, he will end up mining his skull and that of Angels.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Suffers Speech Impairment In London, Cabal Caused Igbo Quit Notice - SR by patval(f): 7:11pm On Jun 20, 2017
it seems that ghost that has been slapping Rochas okoroawusa has taken a swipe at President Buhari. giving him massive terror back to back, from ear to brain and now mouth.
according to Mama Peace, Chai!!!!!!!!! agbaya as gone never to return.

wait a painful way to die, it is like the spirit of those he killed during the civil war did a collabo with IPOB youths he slaughter there by transforming a dullard into a dummy waiting to be mummified.

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Politics / Re: Muhammadu Buhari Escaped Assassination In Kaduna In 2014, 3 Years Ago (Photo) by patval(f): 7:22pm On Jun 18, 2017
God could have been a little merciful by allowing the dullard enter ajana that day, by now will having Tambuwal as president
Politics / Re: The Early Mistakes Of President Muhammadu Buhari Administration by patval(f): 7:13pm On Jun 18, 2017
Op is trying to use logic to justify the failure of his paymaster while Oxford dictionary and Wikipedia have adjustment the examples of failure to accommodate the name"buhari".
buharis failure started from the womb, he failed himself because despite his persistency in becoming president,he failed like housefly. buhari failed his wife,children,kinsmen and all the imams in the mosques in the North,Senegal,Cameroun,Niger,Chad and Sudan.
If he can fail all the almajiris listed above, why will a rational Southerner expect wonders from buhari
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by patval(f): 9:20am On Jun 18, 2017
Henryyy:

No be everybody wowo like u.U sef no go wan try compare with my sisters because dem go floor u like rubbish.
@bolded e pain am tongue because am sure as hell u haven't seen me grin grin tongue Next time before u open your mouth to call someone ugly be sure u don't have a DP except you're pretty. Ugly thing.
see who dey brag, your big head alone and okpolokpolo eyes already show how your sister go look like.Iru amu
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by patval(f): 11:16pm On Jun 17, 2017
varmint:
That patval babe go be like... why I no comot my dp before I comment

grin
If your bae luk like funke,I gat no biz talking to you cos na asa uchichi you dey carry

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by patval(f): 11:13pm On Jun 17, 2017
Henryyy:

So u wey look like smeagol dey tok too.
I can bet you that all your sisters put together no reach, you wey be like wheat wey over-rise

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Politics / Re: Why Are Parents Not Naming Their Children Buhari by patval(f): 7:08pm On Jun 17, 2017
vedaxcool:
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Fixed.
see oluwole,
Politics / Re: Why Are Parents Not Naming Their Children Buhari by patval(f): 6:56pm On Jun 17, 2017
vedaxcool:


The op is just speaking ignorantly dazz all.
as you dey so, Kobo sense no dey ur ewedu skull cos if there is any, you will realise that buhari is a tragedy.
Akpa amu

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by patval(f): 6:02pm On Jun 17, 2017
AremoOG:

Bae u knw wetin na tribalism go kill u..bt sha i undastand ur plight.*ladies nd beefing sha*
Am sure if u give ur bf gud Bleep him go giv u money to buy makeup kit
Peace out

Relying on make-up for beauty shows that it is not natural, one has to be pretty first before make-over.
I am quite sure that any day I paint myself like Egyptian mummy and visit my boyfriend, he will not hide his disgust for my look.
pretty ain't always bought,it is in our DNA

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by patval(f): 4:36pm On Jun 17, 2017
0b100100111:


grin grin grin


Just trying to imagine how many times 2yards will go around you, and all i can do is just burst into grin grin grin

Sincerely, Do you truly put -on a wrapper? grin grin grin

Ask your head if it grows hair,
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by patval(f): 4:27pm On Jun 17, 2017
0b100100111:


Which body re u going to use the wrapper on and how many times will the wrapper go round you?

Dont make me laugh grin grin grin
you see your awkward self! mtchewww
you for tell me say na Mouka foam be your spec

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by patval(f): 4:02pm On Jun 17, 2017
0b100100111:



grin grin grin


Actually took my time to look at your display picture and in all honesty, I must confess that you in no class to condemn Funk cos you both re in same class.

It's insulting finding pot calling kettle black. With the whole filters you applied, still looked like a "tiny horrible worm" The guy dating you must be of low self esteem or going through trauma and agony. Or probably dating u out of pity.

Who dates a worm in 2017
boy O boy, funke your sister cannot be compared with Emmanuella of Mark Angel Comedy not to talk of myself. like I said before, who wowo don wow,
if funke wear Versace all over her body and I wear slipper and wrapper, people with good eyes will still know the difference

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Politics / Re: Why Are Parents Not Naming Their Children Buhari by patval(f): 3:53pm On Jun 17, 2017
FTC !!!! I dedicate it to free minds

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Politics / Why Are Parents Not Naming Their Children Buhari by patval(f): 3:53pm On Jun 17, 2017
I could remember vividly that when President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was in power, lots of parents gave their children "Goodluck" as name.
Some were moved by stories which followed the life of Jonathan while others were of the opinion that his personality is attractive.
To my bewilderment, his successor despite his "integrity" brand could not attract such followers. The last time I checked, it was only dogs and cows are been named buhari.
Well I want to remind parents of the importance of naming their children buhari after all he "was" a man of relentlessness which can be attested by his persistence in vying for the office of number one citizen which he eventually won.
Another reason why I urge parents to name their children buhari is his famous qoute on the day of his inauguration, like American Abraham Lincoln,buhari made one of the famous qoute of 21st century by saying "I belong to everybody,I belong to nobody"
so my people, the name buhari might not only mean negativity such as recession, terrorism bloodshed, illiteracy, backwardness, bigotry, nepotism,etc. It may mean something good such as that costly mistake which sets the captives free.

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by patval(f): 3:33pm On Jun 17, 2017
0b100100111:



grin grin grin


Actually took my time to look at your display picture and in all honesty, I must confess that you in no class to condemn Funk cos you both re in same class.

It's insulting finding pot calling kettle black. With the whole filters you applied, still looked like a "tiny horrible worm" The guy dating you must be of low self esteem or going through trauma and agony. Or probably dating u out of pity.

Who dates a worm in 2017
see a worm talking, if you actually check my picture as you claim, you will know that pretty one's does not make themselves flashy cos its in our DNA.
I took that pix while picking melon in the most casual setting so stop spewing trash.
as for funke,who wowo don wowo!!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Beautiful Face In New Make Up Photos by patval(f): 2:59pm On Jun 17, 2017
hmmm, afonja face be like girl wey dey take style shit.all thanks to make-up.
If I were to be a guy, my girlfriend must observe a make-up free face or moderate make-up at most.make I no come marry Alice the wonderland.

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Politics / Re: Security Advises Against Arrest Of Northern Youths by patval(f): 2:55pm On Jun 17, 2017
Yahweh the Most High has promised to punish seun and co for promoting fake news against his people on nairaland and at the same time banning defenders of truth as well as deleting topics and comments aimed at proving his cohorts liars.
According to Yahweh, he raised you(seun) up like Ahab but his wrath will crash you the same way Jezebel fell off and crashed.
BIAFRASAY.COM has come to stay among lovers of truth. Umuchineke let's explore the forum in order to propagate the truth which is our most efficient and effective weapon in pulling down this zoo of a country.
The Sun is risen and never to fall!!!! so says Yahweh the Most High.
Crime / Re: NSCDC Nabs Fake Herbalist & Fraudsters In Osun (photos ) by patval(f): 2:40pm On Jun 17, 2017
afonja doing wat oduduwa taught them, the same thing that made heaven threw him from sky.
an afonja that doesn't know how to mine skull, is that one an oduduwa descendant?

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Politics / Re: I Want To Be The Next President Of Nigeria - Fayose by patval(f): 2:32pm On Jun 17, 2017
the mod that banned me is a terrorist of truth, seun and co allowed ipobexpose to share fake news here but he is quick to delete comments which proved them liar.
BIAFRASAY.COM is the new trend where platforms are provided for forensic and logical analysis of events affecting we Biafrans.
Politics / Re: #BuhariAbsenteePresident Trends On Twitter by patval(f): 2:25pm On Jun 17, 2017
247frolicboss:
Questions are going unanswered by the presidency and its agencies about the whereabouts of President Buhari..

Where is He?

Here are what Nigerians are saying on twitter about #BuhariAbsenteePresident

https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/BuhariAbsenteePresident?src=hash
the dullard gave up a ghost after Gambia show.
before I forget, the mod that ban me I will just say in whisper " otu mama gi"
seun and co, una left nyash there.you promote anti-IPOB topics and comments here but you couldn't allow us to fight those lies people like you,sarrki,ipobexposed fester here.I laugh una in Ngwa cos naija is an expired kunu.


Any body that wants to hear unfiltered truth about Biafra issues should come to BIAFRASAY.COM, it is a forum for balanced and intelligent contribution towards propagation of truth and Justice.
seun is a terrorist of truth,grandson of lie Muhammed

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Politics / Re: Zakzaky Is In A House We Built For Him, He’s Not In Detention – Lai Mohammed by patval(f): 2:16pm On Jun 17, 2017
Chikelue2000:
Dear Lia Mohammed, can u please introduce us to your weed supplier?.
Wallahi even Bob Marley no see that kind weed buy in his life time

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Politics / Re: Now That The North, The SE, SS And Middle Belt Have Made Their Points... by patval(f): 3:57pm On Jun 10, 2017
on August 31st, I will be saying to my Yoruba friends in office good bye cos as from October,my status will change from a national to expatriate. What a miracle God.
My bible tells me that when you experience challenge, it may imply that good time is in the offing, buhari came with his 95% and 5% analogy but little did we understand that his mumuism will set 5%ers free

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