₦airaland Forum

Kayzcarter:
I am 6ft tall and I don't want to get taller again.
What can I do to maintain my height or even get shorter

Be grateful to God. You won't grow too tall

North Koreans have been banned from laughing for 11 days as the totalitarian country commemorates the 10-year anniversary of the death of Kim Jong Un’s father and predecessor, Kim Jong Il.

“During the mourning period, we must not drink alcohol, laugh or engage in leisure activities,” a resident of the northeastern city of Sinuiju told Radio Free Asia’s Korean Service.

Even grocery shopping is banned on the exact day of the elder Kim’s death — December 17.

“In the past many people who were caught drinking or being intoxicated during the mourning period were arrested and treated as ideological criminals. They were taken away and never seen again,” the source told RFA.

“Even if your family member dies during the mourning period, you are not allowed to cry out loud and the body must be taken out after it’s over. People cannot even celebrate their own birthdays if they fall within the mourning period.”

PocketAgents:
Brand new Chevrolet Camaro for sale 15million Naira only serious buyers only contact me negotiable 07064922340 location Lagos

When did Tokunbo become brand new.
Just say foreign used next time. Its no where close to new

Kwanza:
https://www.channelstv.com/2021/12/14/reps-approve-buharis-request-for-5-8bn-loan-10m-grant/

I shall partake of some percentage from that loan

sonofanarchy:
to Bleep her dey hungry me, she go sabi give Mouth Action.. last last all the brain na man go pipe her kuntus


Modified: na ordinary kuntus una dey call me pervert.. see pretenders everywhere, if this girl open kuntus for una, una go even enter raw.. me I for remember condom make she no dash me souvenir

Stop watching Pornography. Its affecting your senses and reasoning and making you think like a beast.

Alexanpetal:
How do pple get banned on nairaland?i do wonder how.

Keep posting nonsense with your monicker and see.

What's your favourite film played by this actor?

PointZerom:
Have you seen how wicked you people are?
This thing was constructed in Aba by Igbos but you didn't mention it.
I am sure if it is crime by the same ignos, you will tag the Igbos.

I don't have business with tribal affiliations.
It was produced by Nigerians. That's what is important.

LeeMason:
That 7.2Gb will just waste

Its not a waste. I'm using it to browse sometimes, it also opens and download apps via playstore, watch YouTube videos n opens gmail.

Who said Nigerians are not talented?

VillageBus:
abeg epp me check weda e dey open playstore b4 I do am.

Yes it will

BravoTechArena:
I agree with you on the advantages of individual tariff plans.
I have been on pulse for years and i think pulse is a kinda all rounder.
11k/s call rate and amazing data offers.
Its worth migrating

It's not working oo Bros... you made me load 7.2Gb.
which only opens YouTube videos, Youtube Music and Google search plus Gmail.
That's all. You can't even transfer it

Pussyassniggar:
wahala
My 150 don gbess laidis

It's not working oo...guys. I loaded 7.2Gb.
It only opens YouTube videos, Youtube Music and Google search plus Gmail. You can't even transfer it
That's all.

undercurrent:
this comment made me laff

It's not working oo...guys. I loaded 7.2Gb.
It only opens YouTube videos, Youtube Music and Google search plus Gmail.
That's all.

IamGblaize:
This stuff doesn't work followed all the instructions... It doesn't connect on psiphon

It's not working oo...guys. I loaded 7.2Gb.
It only opens YouTube videos, Youtube Music and Google search plus Gmail.
That's all.

safesurfer:
Bro is it working

It's not working oo...guys. I loaded 7.2Gb.
It only opens YouTube videos, Youtube Music and Google search plus Gmail.
That's all.

Pussyassniggar:
Who has done it should give a review
Cos this pulse am in make sense too

I just loaded 7.2Gb with #900 for one month
I.e. 150 x 6 times I loaded

@OP that is not an MTN data cheat.
It works only for people on Mpulse.
Pulse also have its advantages
Beta talk its own with extra bonus calls
Every tariff plan have their advantages when it comes to data or call bonus. You'll have to be migrating to one tariff plan or the other to enjoy their bonus offers

Leverage2021:
Meanwhile someone is celebrating coldstone ice cream dey kaduna

Achievement

The reason some people are celebrating what El Rufai is doing in Kaduna as per road construction work, Shoprite mall and Cold stone ice cream is because they've never seen such in Kaduna before.
What the Governor is doing is what has been existing in many other states in Southern Nigeria for a long time

Gov. El Rufai has made efforts to change the outlook of Kaduna with various road expansion and other development projects.
That however cannot make Kaduna a safe place and tourist destination as most residents of Kaduna still live with some forms of fear.
A beautiful city with many criminals, bandits, kidnappers etc is not a beautiful city

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Hunchogee:
A national study group has rated only seven states in Nigeria clean while 30 states are swimming in dirty environments.



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/report-rates-30-states-in-nigeria-dirty-7-clean/

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Arm Chair Researchers dishing Guess work Statistics
Gombe State is one of the neatest States in Nigeria, cleaner than Kaduna and Bauchi
They've never visited there.

More pics of Salamatu Gbajabiamila

Screenshot From the official Facebook page of the
Nigeria Customs Service

The Nigeria Police Force (NPF) in conjunction with the Police Service Commission (PSC) has said it would commence another phase of the recruitment exercise on November 29, 2021.

In a statement signed and released by CP Frank Mba, the public relations officer says the force invites applications from interested and qualified Nigerians for enlistment into the Nigeria Police Force as Police Constable (Recruits).

“The online application portal will be open for a period of six weeks from November 29, 2021, to January 10, 2022. Interested applicants are to log on to the Nigeria Police Online recruitment portal, www.policerecruitment.gov.ng and complete the application registration form within the specified period.

Na 3,500 plus the money wey dey your bank account dem go chop. If you like put your ATM pin in that fake custom website in your email.
You will sing "Ohh oh had I known".

Brand New
Samsung A02 or Samsung A02s
5000 Mah
6.5 inch display
Ultra sharp Camera 270ppi density 720x1600 pixels
2 or 4GB Ram available

Just came on Google and see what's topmost on the search list from Nigeria.
I'm sure almost every Nigerian who heard the news of an Airforce officer in Abuja who died from snakebites while using the toilet will have some form of caution or second thoughts before using any convenience.

Is your country included?
Mention countries that should say this Prayer.

grudges:
Mtn 1g for 200 or 4g for 1000, ,by dialing *131*65# but is restricted to eligible subscribers only.

Thanks Bro. I just subscribed to 1GB.
Been using *121# before. Didn't have the option for 1Gb again.

HELICOPTERS CAN BE EASILY SHOT DOWN BY RPGS.
THEY ALSO HAVE TO FLY VERY CLOSE TO THEIR TARGETS FOR EFFECTIVE DECIMATION.

JET FIGHTERS LIKE THE SUPER TUCANO CAN DELIVER SHORT AND LONG RANGE SHOTS EVEN BEFORE THE ENEMIES HEAR THEIR ENGINE SOUND....

BigDawsNet:
Hausa I guess

Hausa is the easiest Nigerian language to learn. Have you forgotten the FG once wanted to make it our Lingua Franca