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Foreign Affairs / Re: Uganda bans red beret, opposition Bobi Wine's signature headgear by Paulynez(m): 10:21pm On Oct 01, 2019

Crime / Re: Onyekackukwu Chukwuebuke Igwilo Rapes Student Who Came To Watch Movie In Room by Paulynez(m): 9:21am On Sep 24, 2019
Some Nigerians abroad be spoiling our rep.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Finally Departs Nigeria For New York (photos) by Paulynez(m): 7:36pm On Sep 22, 2019
Baba is always departing

Celebrities / Re: The Moment Frank Edwards Arrived Oakland In A 47Million Naira Tesla Model X by Paulynez(m): 10:59pm On Sep 16, 2019
Frankie! Frankie!!
Gbedu gospel singer

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Xenophobia: South Africa Issues Statement After Their President Was Booed by Paulynez(m): 10:17am On Sep 16, 2019
Sorry Your Excellency!

Sorry is not enough nah

Crime / Re: Cocaine Found Inside Soup, Wrapped With Meat (Photos, Video) by Paulynez(m): 6:28pm On Sep 15, 2019
Pablo Escobar would have been really impressed fa

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Celebrities / Re: Singer Dammy Krane To Be Arraign In Court On Monday September 16th by Paulynez(m): 3:34pm On Sep 15, 2019
Dammy Krane Pon Di Girls!
Politics / Re: ‘I Wasn’t Worried All Along’ — Buhari Reacts To Tribunal Verdict by Paulynez(m): 8:31pm On Sep 11, 2019
Yh... Like hell you weren't!

Romance / Re: 3 Plus-Sized Slay Mamas Tried To Follow The Ladder To Heaven. One Fell by Paulynez(m): 8:12pm On Sep 11, 2019
Too much shayo no go kill person!
Politics / Re: BREAKING!!! Tension As Heavy Explosion Rocks Ebonyi State(photos) by Paulynez(m): 8:10pm On Sep 11, 2019
Eiyah

This incident reminds me of when I was a little younger in calabar. A kerosene tanker fell and kerosene was just everywhere!!! Come and see guys with hustling spirits. Sine where using rags to mop off kero from coal tar
Crime / Re: My Prison Exeprience by Paulynez(m): 8:06pm On Sep 11, 2019
Prison experience is something I would never forget in a hurry. I was in NDLEA prison headquarters in Lafia for a week and trust me when I say it was not a healthy experience at all.
The guys I when to meet there some were drug dealers, some where patent store owners arrested for a common syringe found in their shop while some when seen in possession of tramadol and other narcotics. My own case was just because I was sitting close to some guys smoking weed they came and arraigned all of us and took us to their cell, mehn it was a hell for me cos it was my first time.
Every morning they will come and take sine of us with minor offences for environmental and later serve us with only God knows what they called food. I couldn't eat, take a poo nor piss for that whole week I stayed there. The guys in there were hausa so they were kinda used to the food they were giving us so they will always be advising me "student u no go eat? U go die oo!!
The drug officers will always persuade me to call someone to come bail me. 'Thor... Me I no get anybody for dis lafia oo' that's what I always told them. Until when they got tired of me, they asked me to go and look for 10k but they will hold onto my phone until I bring the cash before they give it back to me.
It was a terrible experience ah swear!

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Crime / Re: Five Confirmed Dead, Many Injured As Shiites, Police Clash In Bauchi by Paulynez(m): 10:12pm On Sep 10, 2019
Enough of the killings already

#NowPlaying #Earth @LilDicky and thinking to myself how the hell did we get here??
Crime / Re: Efcc Extorting Majority Of Yahoo Boys Arrested And Prosecuting The Poor Ones. by Paulynez(m): 9:55pm On Sep 10, 2019
This was what Naira Marley meant when he said he couldn't wait for the real yahoo Boys to be revealed.

las las these EFCC guys are the real scammers

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Crime / Re: 10-year-old Girl Successfully Delivers A Healthy Bouncing Baby Girl In Benue by Paulynez(m): 3:45pm On Sep 10, 2019
They have found the man responsible

Crime / Re: Mexican Gang Castrates Rapist By Letting Pit Bull Eat His Testicles(Pics) by Paulynez(m): 3:23pm On Sep 10, 2019
The way I rushed into the thread thinking it was the Pit Bull I know. Mtcheeeeeeew!

Politics / Re: What Is Happening Daily Along The Benin/asaba Express by Paulynez(m): 3:17pm On Sep 10, 2019
izombie:
This was sent to me on whatsapp by a friend. It was a voice message and the person that made the voice message was narrating his ordeal along the lagos/asaba express. He said everything in igbo but i thought i should share so that my igbo brothers and sisters know what to expect along that road. Here is what he said......

He just arrived from amsterdam and since the enugu airport has been closed he had to travel through road to the east from lagos. He said they left lagos around 5 am and between lagos and benin express they met the usual check points littered everywhere on that route but the situation changed when they got to benin by-pass. The checkpoints sort of tripled and they were stopped in each and every one of them. Because of the closure of enugu airport these police officers, army,sars, customs officials and others know that the road traffic to the east will increase.
What they do is they stop your car and asks everybody to get down and stand in a straight line. They will then ask for your phone and password, they will go through your phone and they must find something to implicate you with. Even a chat you had with someone about lending you money is enough for them and then the threats will follow. You either settle or get arrested. If you try to be strong headed they will threaten to shoot you right there and then. They were taking money from everyone and if you don't have enough money they will bring out their POS machine. Yes they are well prepared, they have POS machines, they have power banks incase your phone battery dies.
The guy said that when you pass the first check point you'll meet the second check point in less than 2 minutes and they'll do the same things again. This guy said he got to the east around 11pm, remember they left lagos at 5 in the morning. And between lagos and asaba they passed about 50 check points.
The worst part is that these people are ready to shoot if you so much as raise your voice against them or react angrily or harsh towards them. They know you are in the middle of the bush so no where to cry for help. And they are ready to implicate you with anything.

So guys here you have it, share this with people you know that use that route so that they know what to expect. When travelling through that road now make sure there is no discussion or chats about money on your phone, even a chat you sent to your mom or sister about money you sent to them. And please always make sure you don't react angrily towards them no matter how angry and frustrated you get.
Please share as it might save a life. Igbos are really going through shiiiit in this country.
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You wrote a nice piece until at the end you decided to spoil it. We are all going thru shiiiit
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade And Universal Music Africa Sign Licensing Deal by Paulynez(m): 3:08pm On Sep 10, 2019
Tina26:
if you are really making money. why not focus on expanding and making money is dangote training people how to make money

Savage reply grin
Crime / Re: South Africans Plan Ambush For Returning Nigerians by Paulynez(m): 2:31pm On Sep 10, 2019
Davash222:
This OP, your posts are always long like Abuja-Kaduna expressway.
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Politics / Re: El-Rufai: ‘Be Careful Of What You Tweet About Kaduna, I'm Watching’ by Paulynez(m): 2:19pm On Sep 10, 2019
El Rufai right now

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Politics / Re: Ashura Procession In Nigeria: Dead And Injured People (Graphic Photos) by Paulynez(m): 2:16pm On Sep 10, 2019
FreddyKruger:
In 2015, the North said "sai baba buhari or death" and ever since then they've been dying left, right centre. Still 4yrs later them still mumu themselves and were yelling "sai baba or death" again. Now the death is coming in multiple folds from bokoharam to fulani terrorist bandits to NPF. I hope they'll still be people left in the north by 2023.

I sha hope you don't have relatives in the north
Politics / Re: Ashura Procession In Nigeria: Dead And Injured People (Graphic Photos) by Paulynez(m): 2:06pm On Sep 10, 2019
simonlee:
You have been proscribed as terrorists but you still went ahead to hold procession despite several warnings. i don't blame the police for any life lost here! angry

Politics / Re: Ashura Procession: One Dead, Others Injured As Police Fire At Shiites (Graphic) by Paulynez(m): 1:59pm On Sep 10, 2019
This is a sad situation honestly that killings has turned out to be a norm in this country. These people were not seen shooting or carrying fire arms on them so why carry out such fierce action


Awa naija sha! In SDC's voice
Romance / Re: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 25 To 30 by Paulynez(m): 1:05pm On Sep 10, 2019
laughitall:
Fool
Are you in sifia pain hanty??
Crime / Re: Police Rescue Phone Thief In Calabar As He Was About To Be Set Ablaze (Photos) by Paulynez(m): 1:04pm On Sep 10, 2019
God of a second chance came thru for him. Now he has a chance to start over a clean slate should he be freed from the police
Romance / Re: Nairalanders,is This A Wife Material??? by Paulynez(m): 12:27pm On Sep 10, 2019
I stopped reading when I saw where the poster said he gives her 20-25k weekly for her feeding.


In Emmanuella's voice 'hunku u can lai ooo'
Celebrities / Re: Davido Remembers His Mother, Veronica Adeleke, 16 Years After Her Death (Photo) by Paulynez(m): 12:11pm On Sep 10, 2019
Celebrities are busy remembering their mothers today

I won't be left out.

Rest on mummy, thanks for bringing me into this world

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Romance / Re: Dear Young Guys At The Age Of 25 To 30 by Paulynez(m): 11:28am On Sep 10, 2019
MA guy hustle oo... Make one fast guy no give your wife lift on her way back from the market when rain dey fall

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Politics / Re: Fayose Begs EFCC For Extra Mattress To Sleep Comfortably Inside Holding Cell by Paulynez(m): 11:20am On Sep 10, 2019
Funny man indeed. Some one should remind him where he is incase he has forgotten. Sanko no be govt. house
Politics / Re: We Have Started Preparation On 2023 General Elections, Says INEC by Paulynez(m): 11:06am On Sep 10, 2019
Same Ol story
Come 2023 results will still be declared inconclusive
Romance / Re: Lady Advises Guys About Eating Pvssy by Paulynez(m): 7:33am On Sep 10, 2019
[/quote] wink
Alexaonfleek:
abeg d babe is speaking for herself only


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