₦airaland Forum

There are things we take for granted in Life, which is a miracle for another.

Na third and fourth dem dey hustle for!

fiftynaira:
The poster below me go buy car by next month

Prophet N50!

Make osho story rest nah!

VoteOutPDPJona:
Wahala dey o. People no dey hunt for the side you dey for Kenya?

Right from kindergarten children are taught on the importance of preserving wildlife, so they kind of see it as taboo to kill wild animals. There is a high chance that if a Kenyan visits Nigeria and you serve him bushmeat pepper soup he will not touch it because am always asked how do we feel comfortable eating such.

Even if an Elephant damages your property you have no right to kill it. You inform the Kenyan Wildlife service, they pay compensation as the Elephant be their pikin!

When animals are over populated, the Kenyan Wildlife service is the only authority that decides when to kill some of them. They may decide to kill 1000 buffaloes (which is confirm bushmeat for us) and when they are killed dem no born you well to go near any of the meat because it is for other animals to eat!

AskProf:
Why the bolded?

You have no business with any animal outside the domesticated ones like Chicken, Turkey, Pig, Cow, goats and all other animals na government pikin! . Make Kenyan Wildlife Service catch you dem go cook swahili on top your head!

BOUNTYDOG:
Are u for real,that you cannot kill a bush meat in kenya? Wow see Nigerians not appreciating the gift of the green in our National flag,
We have plenty of those bush meat around and u can kill and eat them.choi.
Let us pray "some have food but they can't eat,some can eat but have no food,we have food and we can eat Glory be to thee oh Lord.

My dogs must have killed up to 5 or more of that in their kennel,even bigger than what D OP killed.they have white @ D end of the tails,I just slice into 3 parts and use to cook for dem

Kenya is pro-conservation as their economy is tied to wildlife for they make millions of dollars from foreign tourists and also Cable Stations like Discovery Channel, National Geo, Animal Planet who come over to shoot their programme.

You need to witness the annual Wildebeest Migration at the Maasai Mara as from every June, around 1.3 million Wildebeest (our bushmeat) gather in the Serengeti to calve.They slowly mass into a huge single herd, until the dry season withers their supply of fresh grass. The scent of rain to the North begins to draw the herd throughout July, and soon the planet’s greatest animal migration is underway.

Thousands of tourists from all over the world come to view this, you see them perched on top SUVs recording the wonder of nature.

The cheapest you can pay to tour operators for a week's Safari is about N400k and this excludes flight ticket!

VoteOutPDPJona:
Maka why person no go chop the bush meat?

Kill am nah, na from writing statement behind counter straight to court where u go cough out money for your bail!

This makes me miss rice farming as there was a constant supply of grasscutters.

The soups were never complete without the smoked meat in them!

So many bush meat here in Kenya but it is 'Thou shall not touch'!

Leopantro:
So nice to come in contact with Maryland guys. Also attended St Agnes but went to immaculate heart comprehensive.

I recall those statues, use to be afraid of them. there use to be a popular barbers shop on that street where the barbers use that ancient clipper with razor. They had a large poster of the guy on the wall.

You know we Marylanders always regard immaculate heart comprehensive as aburo, Wasimi Comunity High School, Maryland no even show far near us.

Missing Maryland like mad-The Parish, the Shrine and the noise of a seemingly unending crowd of children during closing hour from pupils of St. Francis, St. Agnes and Maryland Primary school! When l see such crowd, l agree that Nigeria has a huge population!

Happy the rat was caught!

Zeus777:
show me PROOF that ur mr Jesus resurrected or idontbeliveit!

l need not show any proof......It is my faith, my conviction just as you are at liberty to live with the belief that there was no resurrection.

Na that fuel own worse pass!

Zeus777:
The white man also said one mr Jesus is coming back...we still the wait !

Jesus resurrected as he foretold, Jesu of Oyingbo also foretold his..........we still dey wait!

Heartbreaking

HungerBAD:
Ishilove. Na me you ban for 1 week? If really you be babe and not an E-babe, i pray you get pikin outside wedlock.

Pavore9. For you to know about the bakery and bobo (the old caged chimp) means you really are a Maryland guy.

You forgot to also mention Mogambo.

As a young man that had his primary/secondary schooling close to this jesu oyingbo,we used to be warned against walking alone around that Emmanuel street, least we become slaves too.

Personally I feel most of the things said and written about him were lies. But, that I realized as an adult.

People fear what they don't understand I.E Denrele, T.B Joshua, Olumba, Patience Jonathan, Guru Maharaji.

In those days there were not an abundant of PR Gurus to launder ones images, so the stories about this man and his very secretive sect/church grew a lot, even if the man or his church never bothered anyone.

There was never a DNA test conducted to officially say the kids he had were inbreeding, but boy everybody that came out from the fenced walls of Emmanuel's compound looked like a carbon copy of one person.

The education in me keeps asking, how can one man father so many kids? How many times did he make love? I mean this guy would have to be getting at least 5 to 10 women pregnant everyday in his adult life to have so much kids.

Even this loud mouthed little boys on the romance section here, who think with what is in their boxers and brag about it childishly will not even be able to be sleeping with 2 or 3 women everyday, and that is why Jesu Oyingbo case is so confusing.

The only part about his church I still find disturbing was why he kept everybody under key and lock.

I remember the first day most came out the first time, they were looking all lost and admiring the Maryland express road, as if it was dubai.

What eventually happened to those kids?

But one thing is certain. What ever brand of religion he preached or practiced died with him.

N:B

Ishilove I Don dey follow you for Nairaland, Follow me back.

l worshipped at St, Agnes Catholic Church, Maryland and attended Maryland Comprehensive Secondary School, so Maryland was my zone!

hmm..

Politicians ain't loyal!

OLAMIMO12:
No be small thing Oga Pavore.

Can never forget the first day l ate the rice l cultivated, it was surreal!

ib22003:
i am affiliate with jumia kenya, Ksh 5530 was transfered to my account since april 28 2015 and i have not recieved, after complaining the affiliate manager at jumia kenya sent me the proof of payment. i took it to sterling bank(my bank) and i was told that they cant recieve kenyan shillings (ksh) that they can only recieve dollars, Pounds and Euro.

Please i need advice on what else i can do.

Direct me to your website, l want to buy something online from Jumia kenya next week so that you can get something from the transaction,

OLAMIMO12:
Cucumber from my garden

Congratulations. l can imagine how happy you are eating the fruit of your labour.

Sighs!

Sad.

Ishilove:
@bolded. That's odd. One would think the place would be a beehive of activities

For where? They were always indoors! The section facing lkorodu Road was always busy because that was where the business enterprise was-bakery, barbing salon, block making etc but behind it which is lmmanuel Street was like ghost town with those sculptures in front of the buildings! lt was scary!

Learning...

May his soul rest in peace

twosquare:
the last statement is true, newbies should take note, one indian sent me a message like that, have had the experience twice now. They will say u should pay $20 for registration fee for a project to be awarded by the company. SMH, na naija u wan scam ba? Freelancer.com is too jampacked with scammers and time wasters.

Most who offer virtual assistant jobs are pimps, haast444 is a confirm P.I.M.P!

People can interpret o

Childhood memories......we used to buy bread from his bakery every Sunday on our way back from Church. Can't forget that Baba with pink lips who was always behind the counter...the smell of pastry was intoxicating! Can still remember the name of his bread was Goodluck

As a child, his Estate was scary with all those sculptures and the place was always dead silent, one felt as if he being 'spiritually watched'.

Loved visiting those caged Monkeys that was were the Protea Hotel Leadway, Maryland is presently located.

Childhood memories indeed! Baba said he would resurrect we still dey wait!

Beautiful.

Same oil!....it sickening knowing that this ONE NIGERIA project is still centred on oil. l pray it dries soonest or it commands very low rate in the international market so we can collectively realize that we have the capacity to achieve so much beyond oil.

Oil has made the State lazy, it is like someone whose sibling is sending Western Union to on a monthly basis rather than use the remittance to set himself up, he says why bother after all he is receiving the same income if not more, than those who are out there on the streets .

Bros, stopped sending money, he has no savings nor income generating skill while guys who had no Bros to depend on have developed the skin and skills to be self-reliant. Na who loose ?

Good development.