₦airaland Forum

RealLordZeus:
I actually don't know whether to congratulate or pity him!

Local man is confused

Exactly

SmartProf:
I'm sure if she was appointed, most of the many criticisms she dishes out to sound as a patriot would never have sufficed. She should be happy not to be in the first team of a failed government.

‘Surfaced’

Fake news why isn’t this anywhere else?

eakenbor:
1. How many children are born every day?

ANSWER: Uncountable. It can only be estimated. That's why we have surveys and statistics.

2. If you have 2 eggs, and you want to figure out what’s the highest floor from which you can drop the egg without breaking it, how would you do it? What’s the optimal solution?

ANSWER: Egg will always break. The optimal way is not to try at all so as to save the eggs.

3.You have 100 coins laying flat on a table, each with a head side and a tail side. 10 of them are heads up, 90 are tails up. You can’t feel, see or in any other way find out which side is up. Split the coins into two piles such that there are the same number of heads in each pile.”

ANSWER: Don't bother too much. Split the coins into 2 piles 50:50. No matter how many heads or tails are facing up in each pile, the total number of heads or tails will be the same because all the coins have 1 head and 1 tail each.

4. There are three boxes, one contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled such that no label identifies the actual contents of the box it labels. Opening just one box, and without looking in the box, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?

ANSWER: Open the one that is labelled Apples and it must either be Oranges or Mixed. If it is oranges, then the one labelled Apples actually contains Mixed and the one labelled Mixed actually contains Apples. But, if it contains Mixed, then the one labelled Apples actually contains Oranges and the one labelled Oranges actually contains Apples.

Copy and Paste

Kokaine:
1. no child is born daily

2. an egg will break from whatever height floor. so there's no need finding that out.

3. if the 10 heads and 90tails are separated, the share 90 in to two(45 each), share 10 into 2 (5each) add each group of 5 to 45. and you have two groups of 50 coins. 5 heads and 45 tails.

4. I'll put my hand in each box five times, if the same fruit comes out, then it's that fruit. and if a different one comes out, then that's the mix bag

you’re female right?

usah4:
Let Say
Box 1 is labeled Oranges (O) box 2 is labeled Apples (A) box 3 is labeled Apples and Oranges (A+O) and that ALL THREE BOXES ARE LABELLED INCORRECTLY" Pick a fruit from box 1, 1) if you pick an Orange: - box 1's real label can only be O or A+O - box 1's current label is O - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT then box 1's real label cannot be O - box 1's new label should then be A+O by elimination - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT - box 2's label is changed to O - box 3's label is changed to A - SOLVED 2) if you pick an Apple: - box 1's real label can only be A or A+O - box 1's current label is O - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT then box 1's real label cannot be O - this still leaves us with the choice between label A and label A+O - which would both be correct - FAILURE Solution: The trick is to actually pick a fruit from the A+O labeled box Pick a fruit from box 3: 1) if you pick an Orange: - box 3's real label can only be O or A - box 3's current label is A+O - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT then box 3's real label cannot be A+O - box 3's new label should then be O by elimination - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT - box 1's label is changed to A - box 2's label is changed to A+O - SOLVED 2) if you pick an Apple: - box 3's real label can only be O or A - box 3's current label is A+O - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT then box 3's real label cannot be A+O - box 3's new label should then be A by elimination (not O) - since ALL LABELS ARE INCORRECT - box 1's label is changed to A+O - box 2's label is changed to O

You get the logic

Timetravel88:
Number 4
Oranges makes apples go bad when stored together. This deterioration on the apple makes it easier to know what box has both fruits together.

Are you kidding me?

TruthHurts1:
Simple:

Divide the pile of 10 coins that are heads into two and you'll have 5 equal parts.

The three boxes that are wrongly labeled contain two types of fruits: Apples and Oranges. That means if I open a box wrongly labelled Apple I will find oranges in it. I will immediately re-label that box as Oranges, remove the Apple label on it and transfer it to the one labeled Oranges. Then I will label the mixed fruit box as containing both apples and oranges.

What if the box wrongly labeled ‘Apple’ has oranges and apples?

I love your reply though you tried

Nigerians why are we like this, do they really owe us an explanation?

We need to know our limits please

Lalong just dey confuse person, please who understands what he’s saying?

NwaAmaikpe:




Now this is my summary.

Yele apparently wanted to inform her of the grant he had taken out in her name but she was in detention.
She learnt about it but could not ascertain it's progress because Yele was in detention.

So she rather confirmed the story from Yele's lawyer but still could not confront Yele face to face on it when he got out of detention even though they lived under the same roof.

Now my multi-million questions are these?

1.) Is cohabitating part of their Revolution now struggle?

If yes,

2). Is there even a remote possibility that Yele has slotted either his floppy disc or hard disk into her P. Drive during the time they lived under the same roof?

If yes,

3). Is it moral to mix business with pleasure and can someone who does be trusted enough to become President of a country as confused as Nigeria?

If no,

Which is a worse fraud? A). Shagging someone whom you should mentor or B). Scamming her of a grant obtained in her name?

If A,

Did she enjoy it?

If B,

Was she ever expecting the grant in the first place?

If the answer to both questions are NO.

Then you'd not only realize that she is a confused greedy soul but also that one of the most unproductive thing to do is to be bothered over the true story behind the accusations of two jailbirds whose only motive in life is to disguise the true intent of their activism when in reality their only drive is the insatiable greed in their belly for self aggrandizement.

I've never trusted Yele's intent or sincerity of purpose just like I don't trust the lady's exploitation claims too.
A woman by default thrives by making herself appear the underdog when in fact she is the predator.

VERDICT.

These two are not freedom fighters, they are simply refined egunje hunters and I pity any one who is deluded enough to take them seriously.

You have a very constructive mind

WoundedLamb:
Well, if it's medicinal, I wouldn't say they eat grass. That would make it look like they feed on it. It's just like saying humans eat paracetamol. Lol. Anyway, I hope they know the dangers of self medication.

OP, thanks for sharing.

You’re something else

I don’t know much about the industry but I’m pretty sure when these refineries are completed, our supply problems would be a thing of the past

Òmò no feel bad o, you deserve more than 25k a month. Like someone said up there, a better job will come just hold tight.

Fahdiga:
Where do the Fulanis get all the money they use in purchasing all this weapons

Not one mention of Fulani in the article, why are you like this?

salem1996:
sound right but a bit wrong. remember what happened then? if i can remember this happened in the hike of racism then. so it was wise of him to find a good spot considering him a black man with a high ranking and no guard was with him. i tell you shooting or strangling him to death will probably be an easy thing for them to do man...

*i come in peace*

It’s a slippery slope 8 out of 10 times a white cop pulls a black man over.

alshalz:
everybody know you are too lazy to READ but fast to comment

Is there anything I said that’s not true? If you didn’t see the report where a bus tumbled on its own, I’d gladly point you to it.

Abaribe come and see your mate

haffaze777:
Play station one or two?

5

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I don’t know why I’m laughing

I enjoyed the story lies or nah. I’m sure y’all did too

Lagos hot sha, their wahala is always different.
The other day a danfo tumbled on its own, today a danfo driver’s teeth were knocked out. Wonderful

Lamasta:
No utd player have that kind of hair so how do you want to win the ucl then

We’ll sign Gervinho in the off season

The problem isn’t the message but the messenger, I think Kalu’s image has been tainted

Lamasta:
You joking right.....

If Mane could win the champions league with that hair why not?

OnlyDeCapPlease:
First of all, compared to fellow G8 countries, US police is useless. They can't handle situations. Everything escalates with them, no restraint. Overfed egotistical emotional petty and unprofessional. Only special tactical teams appear to act professionally.

Secondly, there is a big difference between resisting arrest and just being "spooked". B!tch ass gammons using guns to compensate for the fact that they are not sufficiently endowed to satisfy their h.orny wives in bed

Hahaha you’re a funny guy @bolded. These stats of police abuse are anomalies, the US have the best and most equipped police in the world. There are bad eggs everywhere

Okay. I wish Manchester United can win the champions league again, hopefully next season

OnlyDeCapPlease:
So you maim or kill someone because you are spooked? US police, the recruitment process and training is useless. All of it!

Lol. I guess Nigeria’s is better.

Being resistant to a law enforcement agent could turn deadly anywhere in the world even with a mere truncheon-wielding officer

amSTARboy:
Thought prostitution was Haram.....

Yes, that’s why they’re trying to put an end to it. Would you have been happier if they imprisoned or treated them violently?

Golan007:
He chose to not pullover on a dark road.

If they could do what they did in a well lit place with cameras, God knows what they could have done in a dark patch.

Even when he clearly has his hands up and out they still chose to humiliate him.
More poignant is the fact that he was decked in military fatigue.

There's no excusing the cops behaviour and being fired is just the minimum they deserve.

It’s a crazy world out there, if you’re into law enforcement you’ll understand better. Situations can change in a split second and every cop hopes to go back to his family in one piece.

The police could’ve misconstrued his refusal to pullover for any reason ranging from concealing evidence to petulance.

It’s just unfortunate that it was an interracial encounter.

Bobxin:
I've never blamed Dangote. Never. Prices of other building materials have surged as well.

Alrighty! great, you’re a rational one

THe Lieutenant wasn’t exactly cooperative but justice has been served.

It took him almost 2 minutes to pullover and that definitely would’ve spooked any police officer, these are dangerous times