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To be frank I can't imagine me spending three weeks in camp without setting P. Not that I can't do it bt my mind will wonder! What happen to they ladies? Even many of those who wear rings claiming married fake them to get re-deployed on marriage basis. They are the sh't!
Only few ladies will admit they can survive camp rigour without getting laid. They need us as much as we do. Dulling na sin #just finking.

Charles Shaw: Ur damn rite.
Dat brings 2 mind the camp sanitary cosideration.
Tho i'd do shot put, but mine'd be drop nd go.
BadLuck 2 any dude dat steps on my shyte

This thought is mutual broda
As in no time designing paper to rid-off faeces when we complain of infertile soil.
We can only hope we don't get caught. Decamping is real, yeah.

But seriously, I read sense to what kponge denge posted earlier. It's often advisable you go to camp wit enuf nylon bags for shortputs. Except few camps, I bet u won't wanna enter the camp toilet after few days. COMMON SENSE tho.

In order news, shout out to ye corpers that'll be posted to Yobe, Adamawa and Borno state. You guys are da bomb! Be safe, we love you bt naija loves you more. Hehehehe


#TeamLAGOS.
Sharp!!!

Hailings to da whole house!

Bless!

Prospective Batch B' corpers, are you ready

Damn!! This cold tho. Mad asss something!!

Good nyt every1.
Sweet dreams.

booqee: my night was fine. Gosh..you're so on point. You're keeping this thread alive for me..never mind those boring pple jare. Have a great day..

Lol, me I too dey gbadun dis babe aswear!!
Wa gbayi omoyi.
Can't believe it's less than 11 days to call-up no oooo
We can't shout noni
OOU noni,
Lagos camp noni.

Chaloskida: Payne-leex, My broda, I really Luv ur words of wisdom,, I also belive Charles,Uniquexty,M'corazon,Piaget,Amanda & my fellow peeps like Sensual man{D only one}Tuktudicko,hepheyemmy,Mercypeaks,Crazyman,Tojahh,AnOnimus'' They all feel d same way too,, they've no beef wit u [b]D Ikenga's & Ikengresses hv no beef wit 'U' aswel, We coperate nd mingle wel wit all peeps in dis tread WE'RE ONE.... With d power bestowed on me by my fellow peeps, 4rm dis moment I hereby declare Peace&Unity henceforth.... Signed by Charles shaw assisted by Sensual man Supported by Uniquexty,M'corazon,Piaget,Mercypeaks&Booqee.

Mehn, I call this some funny sh.it tho
Nothing do you brother.
We be one.

One love.

Dharmeelawlar: yep u r right,being gentle doesnt mean i m weak as d gentility of a lion cannot be mistaken for his cowardice n its gud u know i belong to d CGK class '12 dat tells u i also ave those "stunts" u r talkin abt*winks*

ma nyt was splendid but d weather is really cold*shivering mode activated*

Hehehehe!!! Abeg that lion thing me I no dey ooo. I fear fear. Did you just say you shivers? Hw can that be when I'm still here? *pushes her close to me, covers her with a duvet then gives her a soft peck*. I guess that will do for nw. Lol

It's CGK babyyyyy!!!!!!!
OOU noni.

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U have spoken @Tuk
I doubt if it really matters posting this
Bt I like to let u dig I'm nt a coward who'll hide
Under cover to direct banter and perpetrate evil to disrupt peaceful co-existence among pple. I'm bold enough to roar back at any1 who's gut is strong enough to dish out jibes at me. As much as I crave for peace to reign, I disagree to condone such. I'm not into some sorts of unhealthy rivalry wit nobody. We are all here to have fun and create relationships. I respect my self and I've got no clue how peeps abruptly wake up someday and fink attacking me is the way to go! I can't fathom!

Later guys.
Evening things.

To the Ikenga and Ikengresses
I've got no issues with you guys neither do I have probs wit nobody here. I envy ur seeming exaltation of ur alma matter as long as it erupts no intended provocations that may truncate the peace of dis thread. I respect you guys and I envy ur togetherness. But we need nt create faction and enmity out of dis. Let's us embrace peace and relate together as one. This atmosphere is not healthy for the purpose of this thread. We can always quarrel bt let's us learn to be even more diplomatic so our differences can be straightened out without discord.

One Love peeps!!!!
Charles, uniquexty, Tuk, amanda, mocrazon, Booqee, mercyspeaks, Piaget, chalodiska, Anonimous, creamie, Dammy Sensual(lol), etal. We rep this thread.

Even if u beat fool until they are half-dead, u still can't beat their fo.olishness out of dem. I tot of course u'll have
Got this over with bt u keep placing a commercial to exude your staunch affinity to stupidity and more reasons to believe it's inbred and innate. Well, it cld be one of those traits found in kids whose antecedents lived and survived on folly and some sorts of genetic psychosis. It's bewildering when u constantly create a smug making a cacophony of noise about u being a hopeless father. Yet dispel characters not fit enough for toddlers much less teenagers. Just amazing! It's fathers like you that see their innocent daughter as nymphet and subject them to an incest brand stigma and make out with their mothers then claim they have an oedipus complex issue. This thread would have bin an oasis for sanity save for your constant thirst to inject and eject incendiary and odious rhetoric at people who exhibit reverence for public sanity. Later, u parade urself as the only one. Of course u are! The ONLY MAD MAN on the thread.
This may not be a necessary riposte to chide u cos it glaring hw ur utter display of pettiness is gradually becoming stale and monotonous for pple to ingest. Rather,It's a call for u to start acting like a responsible son to your parents and worthy father to your daughter. Even if this is some sort of curse upon ur family. Prayer can only prove too effective. U really have got a lot of growing up to do. Forget abt what ur age state! Ur brain is so empty and makes me wonder the amount of dust and cobwebs u've got in it.

Numbskul!!!

booqee: oh dear i've been wondering what kept you away from this thread for so long. I know you couldn't have been frustrated outta here as someone said. Glad to have u back till d end of this weekend.
still and still repping OOU!

Fru.... What? Dapada Bukky!!
Hav you forgotten so soon? Once an Osuite will forever be an Osuite barbie. U thread thru OOU and still make a big deal of some sorts of internet exhibition of folly. Isn't it amazing to note that ours is a generation where peeps sit before their system and pass odious remarks at others and create some distracting hullabaloo to keep being noticed and popular yet remain obscure, quiet and irrelevant on the street. I got no issue wit nobody and we'll prolly slug it to the very end. If we'll have to resort to some kind of modus vivendi , I really don't care!


Keep repping cutesy
How was ur night?

Dharmeelawlar: uhmnnnnnnn i ave bin cul n gentle jawe.......i am sure u must ave bin enjoyin ursef too

Hmmmm...
It's gud u are gentle jawe. It's prolly d best way to live life without unhealthy drama. Bt you got to show some reasonable stunts at times for pple not to misconstrue ur gentility for weakness. Life na jeje my dear. No need for gira gira. Hw was ur night? Cold I guess?

mercyspeaks1: hw are you,nd whr av u bn?

I'm doing pretty good honey.
Trust ur night was pleasant?
Good morning and a lovely
Weekend to you.
Happy wet saturday.
Innit raining over there?

Dharmeelawlar: i am gud swit@....its just dat i dont really want 2 get myself involved in all dis beefin,fights n arguements n so i ave been followin just to get any relevant info concerning NYSC n OOU........just let me keep enjoyin ma self here wit some posts jawe#i cant shout#

Lol..u need nt shout my dear
U cn still be involved without having issues wit no body
Jes take ur time and pick out peeps on d same wavelength as u who u can interact and have fun with. U appear silky even with ur posts. Smiles*
Hw have u bin?

Booqee darling..
I can see ur fun here is unswerving
Always keeping it real no matter what.
I've bin outa here cos of work.
Ieaves home at d dawn and returns very late at night
This leaves me naturally sapped and jaded.
I only have time for socials and forums during weekends
Even my peeps on BBM already tagged me proud cos I
Seldomly reply their pings/chats.
Hw have u bin?

Dharmelawlar... U're sighted. Sup wit u? Y haven't u bin posting? Ur last post here was d last convo we had.

Guess u gud sweet?

*Skates into thread with profuse perspiration*
What a week it was!
One gulped by preponderance of splendor,
amazements, good news and of course stress!
it's friday night, weekend starts now.
Oh oh oh...I love weekends!!!!!

Holla Holla to the house!!!!!!
Lagos Camp...Ayam fully ready!!!!!

benny127: am dedicatin and sanctifyin today acknowledgin God's gudness in my life.

looool,
Nice one Benny, may God
Answer our prayers.

benny127: @kayode tank u vry much. @winnie of course we ar special and always favoured in all our ways.

Uw Okunrinkoya, guess u having fun?
Today is sunday, Agreed bt that
Doesn't mean u shld dull ya self ooo.
Drink to stupor! Call ur babe and have
Birthday sex. No dulling. Today na ur day!

booqee: i tot it was owned by iyalaje. Or is that her hubby??[/b]Yea, Mr. Surakat is Iyalaje's hubby
The same woman that works at d bursary.
Exactly why he's called Baba Alaje.

[b] yes dats the seun. Abeg no spoil d name of dat great school joor its FGGC(federal government girls college Shagam), not RGGS. Hope u had a splendid sunday??

Lol at R.G.G.S, mind my error not dear.
I sha knw the skul is situated at shagamu.
On countless occasion had Deola recounted her
Secondary skul experiences to me. Hw she represented
D skul in dancing competitions among many others.
I'm sure u knw she used to be a tom-boy den. Lol,
A trait nt far-fetched even till nw. Tho she has stepped up
Her game and appear more sexy dis days.
I'm having a cool sunday here, just had a short siesta!
Off to see a football match, what abt you?

Dharmeelawlar: lagos or oyo.....wat abt u?

I'll serve in Lagos provided my current
employer compromise their Principle
and retain me as a corper staff. Should
D reverse occur, I think I'll prefer Osun-State.

booqee: ehe..so u are even the phl class rep?!
yeah phl103..in OGD then, taught by this very cool lecturer..i've forgotten his name. Deola used to be my friend from secondary school.. But we weren't so close in uni..i don't even have her num. But whenever we see, we'll definitely stop and gist..dats all. She's been brilliant from sec school. Seun is a guy in 300L.
I dunno buh i'm so excited meeting a nairalander sharing something in common outside nl with me for the first time

Yea I was.
The course was taught by Mr. Surakat.
The same lecturer who owns the biggest cafeteria on campus ( Coca-cola June 16).
If Deola ws ur friend in secondary skul, u shld
Finish from R.G.G.S, Sagamu-Remo in Ogun-state.
I knw Seun guy as well, that dude with broad shoulder.
He used to be one of my loyalists in d department. Ask
Him if he knws Laekside ( My nick-name at skul). He sure has a lot to tell u. It's cool as well sharing dis experience with U.

*chuckles.

HBD benny, wish u a Llnp.
God bless U.

It's really nice to wake up
in the morning and realize that
God has given you another day to live.
Good morning peeps and happy sunday to y'll

Dharmeelawlar: owk u r also close 2 collectin ur certificate...congrats too dearie, thanks a million. OOU noni

Yea I knw, it's what I can do
Within an hour. Especially wen all
Financial obligations have bin satisfied.
I'll sure get it before service.
Thanks sweery, where do wanna serve?

I'm of the school of thought that
no matter how crazy a guy is,
if you respect him and respect yourself,
he won't treat you wrong...
Yet, Nigga needs to chill.
Call for peace and let's move on already. Mbok!

To do list before I Die
1) Make my parents proud
2) Travel the world
3) Marry the one I love
4) Raise my kids to love God & ChelseaFC
5) Grow old and make heaven.

May God help me.

It was all cool in d beginning bt it ain't
Funny no longer. This lost dog looks up
To some peeps in here which I
Fink is normal and he can be called to Order.
It is just NAIRALAND, Yes! But hurting pple
Who have done nothing wrong to you
With ur words all in d name of having
Fun obviously shows that you lack
Home training. We can all pretend this whole drama
Is normal bt obviously dis ain't hw we started.