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van Kossy :
can't believe Dad could die this night. Just lost my Dad Now. RIP dad.

Dis is sad! Accept my condolence bro! May his soul rest in perfect peace!

May God grant u, ur siblings, mother and other members of d family the fortitude to bear d irreparable loss. Take heart!!!!

I've learnt over the years that anger is the shortest distance to a mistake..a level head and a calm mind is the best weapon you can carry.


*grabspopcorn

Who cares to join?

Even in losses, I still love chelsea!!!!


It was a hard defeat bt no qualms!!!!

Besides, where is crazyman n Ogbeche @?

Dis kid need to be exited off nairaland for life!!!!

Some peeps need to be psychologically examined. Some of what we see here are bound to occur wen our university admit students in their 14/15yrs of age and end up being a graduate at 18/19yrs wen they r supposed to be preparing to write their first jamb or so...

Too many peeps with childish character.

Sensual Man: LIKE SAY I SEND U. TAAAAA! PACK UR FACE FOR BUSH

Does he has a brain at all

Sensual Man: OMG! LWKMD! LMFAO! BABE U DON FINISH HER O!
PIAGET:10
KOFSY: 1
EZIGBOTE AGARACHA KA OBU

U are a MAN! Mbok!!!!!!!!

I don't get dissapointeD nomo at some of d posts I'm seeing here cos dis days I don't expect d best frm here. Bt at least knw your worth or you'll be undervalued! Tbh


*walks away...
Resume ironing..

If u honestly fink u can fix a person, u are d one who is broken.


If there's anything dis lyf has t't me, it's patience, tolerance and forbearance cos it pays. Bt that doesn't mean u shld take my gentility for stupidity.


REVERT!!!!!!!

Sensual Man: NOBODY FIGHTS IN THIS HOUSE MR MAN.
POCKET UR INFLAMATORY COMMENT COS IT'S NOT FUNNY. TRY NOT TO BE SARCASTIC.

Calm down bro!!!!!!!

Y evils nah

Wifeysist: Lol..jst bin layin low buh bin checking on everyone..op work is good?

Gd morning everyone, happy sunday

oh!! Fair enuff and work has bin gud. Thnks n happy sunday to you too

Good morning peeps and happy sunday!

Erm while praying at church today, make dis one of ur prayer points.

MAY GOD DELIVER US FROM EVERYDAY'S FIGHT. It's nt funny anymore.

The mod shld pls see to charles shaw issue. Let him be unbanned asap!


Na beg we dey beg ooo

Can't remember d last time u posted on this thread @wifesist. Y did u suddenly join the viewers' group?

Oya start to dey post sharp sharp!!!! You can't be a visitor in ur own house.

Abomination!

Nawa ooooo!!!!!

Yawns* That nap was needed.

Haven't stepped into d compound today. Being indoor all day(my room precisely). Yet I have eaten two different meals both inside my room. I shld go av shower nw den have a short walk down d street to exercise my body and system.

Peace!!!

tuktudicko: It is 99% sure dat u wud av a babe in camp
And she go de follow u queue 4 camp food abi?
Will u call that love @ first sight(Cos u obviously jst met)
Smh
Bruv either dat ur new babe go tell u say she b virgin or she go de see her period till camp end ...CHIKENA

lol......wait ooo did u mean I wrote love? Abegiiii...love kwanu! Kilonjebe? I nearly forgot say my babe self sabi dis thread and dat girl sabi jealous no b small.

If u dey find love for camp na OYO u dey?
If u get d chance, u berra straff wetin u wan straff make una no even see again n at dose looking for self-con bfr they can straff babe for camp! D lord is ur strenght. U no go fit straff ur babe for inside kitchen, bathroom,toilet, or even vehicle oo cos dem places no dey comfy.

If I hear!!

An0nimus: mornin everyone

Great and concise writeup Martowskin. God bless you yafu yafu...

@all based on Martows Analysis what class do you belong to?

I'll go first: my class is no GF + no beer + partially rely on camp food = Class Two. QED

I belong to this class. Besides, even if I get babe for camp which I knw is 99.9% sure, na to dey follow me queue go collect camp food. That's what love is all about.

Okay!!! Here it is! But I don't wanna believe my pal is duped!

He met d girl through facebook and they've bin havin a stupid relationship euphemistically knwn as blind dating for d past two months! He's a beginner, very shy person who cannot boldly confront a lady and make his intention known to her. A factor that made it impossible for him to boast of a relationship throught his stay in d Uni. His only means of satisfying his sexual urge is by paying as much as 3K-5K to oloshos depending on d durations/category. He doesn't even have d boldness to approach dis olosho girls himself. The whole negotiation and talk is done by us. Fine, he started dis blind relationship n I was happy for him. He was so in love that he never hesitate to satisfy d financial needs of dis babe. Infact, I still helped him to transfer a sum of 15K frm his account to the girl's account dis past tuesday. Being d money for her T.fare down to lagos frm Ebonyi all in bids to meet each other. I once questioned his inordinate spendings on dis girl whom he was yet to meet. Bt then I realised my friend was in love. Eventually the girl arrived lagos on thursday and they succeeded in seeing each other yesterday. While at work myself, this was the content of d text I receieved frm my friend.

"Dude, I'm seriously having a nice time out wit ma boo! Believe me I've jes gotten d best head so far in my entire life! She's on fire!!!"

I read that text n laughed so loud tht even my co-staff and those arround me began to wonder what was it! I lost interest in dat work immediately that I couldn't wait anylonger to receieve the whole gist. At a point I almost credit a customer's acct wit 200K instead of 20K cos the tot of tht text brings distractive smile to my face.

Alas, I left work at exactly 5:26pm and headed straight to Ogba where my friend resides. The story I heard further corroborated how daft my friend cld be!

Here it goes!!!!

" Mehn, my day was made! Joyce is so hot! She's worth all my stress on her. Aswear"

ME: Cool down mr loverboy. Tell me exactly how it went.

"We had a brief gist, gave her my photo albums which she saw, entertained her wit chill drinks and after some minutes, we began actions"

ME:Hmmm!!! So u got laid in a nutshell?

"Of course yea! We sucked each other so badly. She was having this crazy beads in her waist! Mehn, she's damn sexy! Bt we couldn't do sex"

ME: You say?

"Actually she was also in d mood bt she declined on d claim that her parents would knw if she engages in sexual intercourse. Tho I didn't accept initially bt then I had to respect her decision being d first time or what do u fink?"

ME: is she a virgin

"Nt really"

ME: hmmm, nodding pathetically, chai, I don suffer! Do u knw I almost got myself into trouble at work cos of dat stupid text u sent to me? Myfriend, u deserve an Oscar award for dis stupidity of urs! Besides, where is she?

"She's gone to her uncle's place and she'll be returning to Ebonyi tomorrow morning(being today). So I jes gave her 5K to add to her T.fare"

ME: my friend, I'm going home and don't bother seeing me off!

Reason why I asked if there is a special way to knw if a lady jes had sex. Maybe my friend even knws better. There might be a way to identify ladies who jes got laid! Can't stop wondering!!!!

Charles Shaw: Lol
Make he table d mata make we tackle am sharp sharp

lol......U guys no go fit understand jare! Na me understand my matter. Bt then I shld ask dis question....Is there a special way to knw if a lady jes finished having s/e/x??

hopeyemmy: Greetings everyone.

morning bro...ow ws ur night?

Uniquexty: hmmmmm. Dix ur post eh! We thank God for Jesus.

bin a yl dear.....howdy?

Had a dream dis morning and anytime I remember it, I can't stop smiling/blushing..


*blushing..

Y is d room so dry dis morning?

Is dat to say d beautiful ladies are still sleeping?

Up like a dik....thanks to jah!!

Morning peeps....owz ur nyt?

Na sleep sure pass nw....see ya all tomao. Godnyt peeps.

Bless!!

WinnieDPooh: Hello house i'm not feeling too well tonight you guys should please pray for me and wish me a quick recovery...Ciao

awwww!!!!!! So so sorry dear, do nt fret cos u are healed by his grace. I wish u a quick and healthy recovery. It's well with you! Cheers!!!

HBD @Matowskin, sorry dis is coming late. Hope u had a fabulous 1? Between thnks for that vital details u provided earlier. It'll be useful. Bless.

Good evening y'll.. Had a pleasant day. What abt you?

Jumps into NL wit force....hahahahaha!!!

Rubs face with suit! Huh! Oh sorry hanky!

A solemn greetings to my fellow prospective Batch 'B' otondos( corpers in embryo). In my mother's tongue they'll say.. Eku ijo meta oooo!!!!

It's bin a very busy and tedious week at work and like one rightly said, I'm beginning to feel d pressure of working in d bank aidy. It's becoming more interesting and tasking each day! An experience I can't deny to be enjoying at d moment. It's even more interesting wen u av a good working relationship wit ur boss. They r simply awesome.

The exposure and experience is yet another important thing to talk abt. Between monday and today alone, I can boast of 9K in my usually dry wallet (excluding transport costs n lunches) courtesy of rich and opulent businessmen/women who can't stand d seemingly annoying queue in d banking hall. This wouldn't stop my stipend income frm entering my account at d end of d month.

Moreso, there are this creamy babes who have nothing to offer bt get unnecessarily friendly wit u during transactions. I have loads of dem bt I need to be wise otherwise, there will b nothing to show for d stress at d end of d day. U go jes dey collect salary give dem!! I dey always smile wit dem not knwing say meself dey follow dem calculate!! Emi Omo Osu!!!

The experience is Super!

To all ma pals in here who noticed/observed my unusual absence in this thread, I can't begin to quote right nw cos I'm seriously tired bt I sincerely register my profound gratitude to you guys! That's d spirit people. FAMILYHOOD!

GRACIAS!!



No amount of work can keep me away frm this thread!! The bond is so special. Between d Last time I called I was told july has visited dis thread and can't wait to receive us into camp jes as we are anxious for it to come!! Be calm peeps! See you guys at night!

Batch 'B' all d way!!!!

An0nimus: howuz it?

Fanks broda, the fun was massive! It was great!! Like d best I've had so far dis year....U understand wht I mean wen u have a three-day non-stop fun!

It was party! Party!! And party!!!
It was worth it broda! Thnks.

Hope u gud?