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Cutiemay: U mean d list is nt even in skl yet?

sadly yes

The info I received now is not a nice one for a person like me who's already in Ago. U won't believe d posting lists/call-up letas are yet to arrive at PS. Even the officer that will be picking it hasn't bin contacted! They said we can't have/access it today. Tomorrow maybe!

Btw, I'm leaving PS nw, bt will kip in touch with latest development and inform u guys. Sorry for that costly mis-information! I was a victim!

Morale dead, It was a stuped rumour,
Hopefully today.
I'm in PS now


Good morning guys

Well, well, well
Greatest OOUITES, I'm elated to inform u guys that the much awaited list was pasted at the DSA building at exactly 6:45pm yesterday.

Should av posted dis earlier, bt an issue came up dis nyt which requires immediate attentions.

Y'll can check ur posting on d notice board by tomao morning and proceed to ur various departments for d collection of call-up letters with ur final year ID card and certificate/NOR with you.

Gudluck and congratulations guys!

Sensual Man: WO WO WO WO WO!!!!!!!!!
COLLECTING THINGS

GOOD MORNING MY OWN PEOPLE, SHAW MY BROTHER, TNX 4 D CALL B4 I LEFT UK,
I ARRIVED NAIJA ON FRIDAY AND I'V BN PREETY BUSY.
AM IN EDO STATE NOW WAITING FOR IGBINEDION UNI TO PASTE THE GADAMN LIST. I WILL GIV U A CALL LATER IN THE DAY COS I WILL BE IN IMO STATE BY WEEKEND.

Ya Welcome Dawg!
One love

chukwuma101: I love this room. We cry when our brother cries, we laugh when another laughs, we celebrate, we rejoice, we make fun, a little quarrel, we pardon, then we move on- together. Different tribes, different ideologies, different class and creed but one people! One nation. Today is my birthday and I celebrate with my people in this room and I know they celebrate with me!

HBD man,
Hope this day brings you an extra share of all that makes u happiest. Wishing u a strong healthy life. Have fun man!

Thank God for another day
Good morning guys
Hating real time on this weather
It's a cold morning here!

yhemite: wao! Gud to knw u are 4rm my skul..hmn Great Eksuites..repping unad 4 real..hope uv got ur notification of result and i.d card cos i got mine yestardy..if u hasnt, get ready 4 a long queue.. Hope dey wld paste d posting stuff today cos akungba pasted deir's yestady.. Wishing u save trip down to Ado Ekiti..

Great Eksuite!
Kip Repping Jare
Wahala dey

booqee: pls all my fellow OOUite in the house, payne leex, osigiepurr, famousguy, wunmibukola, cutiemay, dharmeelawlar, godside, estagirl, toluls and every great OOUite here, pls don't forget to give updates on whats going on in school o. I saw it on fb dat the list would be pasted today. Pls someone should confirm if you're in school. Thanks.

It was usual routines in skul dis morning before leaving Ago. My movement was basically between my Department and Admin. Tho I checked at the DSA and it was an exciting atmosphere there with dozens of prospective corpers anticipating the arrival of posting lists/ call-up letters. One of d officers I approached(Mrs Dina) told me they've bin awaiting they calls bt yet to receive any message frm Abk. However, she enthused that chances abound they'll be contacted as d day draws nearer or tomao morning at d latest and once that's done they'll go pick dem up, sort them and distribute dem to appropriate departments for COLLECTING. She informed me I call her tomao morning. I don dey Ijebu ode. Wen u planning to hit Ago?

Shalla to Lagos, Love it there, would be back soon.

All roads lead to Ijebu-Ode,

Lol @ collecting!
Well, I have just collecting my Certificate. It's really a great feeling bin here again(OOU). It was an emotional atmosphere out there. Met wit ma pals, junior colleagues, Lovely compliments frm d lecturers. I felt honoured and respected.

Hoping to be collecting my call leta soon.
Gooday Y'll

Charles Shaw: Lmao...well i doesn't attending Uniport so i ought'nt knowing wen their Collecting is, buh i sure knowing my skool will starting their collecting by thursday shaa.
why not asking the Kpako tomatoe seller that invented 'Collecting'?

LWKMD
Badt nicur!

booqee: 6-1. Wtf?! i don't watch ball but this match is interesting.

what is interesting abt d match? Very drab game! They can't play against spain or even Uruguay dis way and fink they'll score a goal. That foolish Ideye kips squadering chances and missing clean goals. Even if he sees free pucci, I'm sure he gonna miss it.

Nig( 170million) vs Tahiti( 180K) and you expect me to celebrate? Wait till thursday first!

ideology: 3-0 Nigeria up

my street first eleven is enough to cause damage to those Tahiti guys. They can't play shi. I keep imagining how they'll be completely decimated by Spain. It'll be a basket ball game.

Now 6-1 to Nigeria.
They shld enjoy d victory while it last!

Nigeria Vs Taiti

Abeg who dey watch dis match?
LWKMD

LWKMD,

Babes sha.......... ......A Yoruba lady sat together with 3 White guys at Sheraton Goodies Bar In Lagos Ikeja, waiting to be served... The Barman Came Over To Take Their Orders...
The British Guy said, "Jonny Walker Single"
The American Guy said, "Jack Daniels Single"
The French Guy said, "Remmy Martin Single"
The Bar Man Finally Turned To The Lady, and You Madam?
She Replied, "Kafayatu Abeke, Married"

Travelling at this moment of great excitement according to some beliefs is not without its spiritual undertone wrapped with intense psychological and habitual restiveness. On dis note, I commit my journey to the town of Ago-iwoye into the hands of d living God, the unmoved mover, the uncaused causer, the Natura naturata, the causa sui, the omni rerum, the imago dei. He is my refugee.

We are unstoppable cos Oluwa is involved
Hv a gud day pals

Cutiemay: Awwwwwwwww...

seen ur profile bt I ain't surprised, I ws always certain I knw u bt for ur name. It's cool meeting u here.

Hw was ur day?

booqee: Today makes it exactly two months my elder bro passed away, we ought to serve together this batch. It was just too painful when i saw his call up no. I tot "so what's d use of this number now". I'm now the first born, i'm sure gon make my dad proud. RIP bro.

Accept my condolences Bukola.
It's bad feelings really but God sure knws best.
Stay strong dear, it's well

booqee:
can anyone solve this brain teaser:
You wanted to buy a shirt and you didn't have money. So u borrowed #50 from ur mum and #50 from ur dad, you eventually bought the shirt for 97 naira, u had change of #3, you gave ur mum #1 and ur dad #1, it remains #1 with u. So it remains #49 each to give to ur parent.
Now look at this, when u add the 49naira you're owing it gives #98, add it to d 1naira with u,it makes 99naira plus the one naira u gave to ur mum and the one you gave to ur dad, it gives you #101, instead of #100. where does the extra #1 come from??

Babe, stop chasing the ghost! Logic don't work d way u hv expressed it..

Look at dis brief explanation. Ur mum gives u 50k and ur Dad gives u 50K. Wen u add them (50K+ 50K) what u have is 100K. Bt since d item u intend buying isn't up to that amount( 97K), den u decides to refund 1K each to ur mum and dad. You are left with 98K. U paid 97K for d item. Obviously u'll be left with d 1k you have wit u. So tell me where u see d 1K that is missing. Stop confusing urself.

I knw it's a teaser, it intend knowing hw smart u are.

yinkard4me: who is dis person self? Must u say all dis things here...? See wah ure relatn 2 a chic. C'mon bruh.

*chuckles, na we we

booqee: ah.....! you mean they still look scanty upon dat long list?? My box is over full, and i'm having one extra bag, and my list no reach ur own sef., i've just one set of prov. One milk one milo one c.flakes, one g.morn. Mi o lo jeun ku! You're a guy sha I go enter ago whenever the call up letter is ready?? When will dat be sef?? Dyu fink they'll collect Notification of result at camp considering d fact dat our certificate is ready?? I haven't collected my cert

Babe I don't joke wit food. I can die if I don't hv dis fins as at wen due: food, vodka then Sex. I kul chill out on others. Sure, u cn make use of ur Notification of result. It's acceptable. I quitted my Job yesterday. So I'll be in skul next week monday to get my cert. Then wait for my call-up leta.

Cutiemay: Really? U really do knw her then. Her bf even stayed on d same street with me bk in Ago, bt i didn't know he is now her ex.

they broke up practically a month ago. It ws a tough moment for her. Bt she's lived past it now. Some of d issh we talked abt tonyt. She's nw a happy gurl again. U cn imagine her advicing me nt to be like him(Wale) cos she knws we are friends. Kinda funny! Are u on fb? If yes, den send ur ID to dis mail payne_leex@yahoo.com. I really wanna c ya face. Yes! I'm that curious.

CrazyMan: Lol.

In an easier and less arithmetic method, we can say thus...

6 trunks represents 6 elephant.

6X2 is 12 eyes of elephant.

6X4 is 24 legs of elephant.

40-24(the elephants legs) is 16 legs.

Since snakes has no leg, therefore 16 legs represents 8 ostrich.

16/2 is 8...therefore 16 legs represents 8 ostrich.

8X2 is 16 eyes of ostrich, which is for the snakes.

50-16-12 equals 22 eyes.

22/2 equals 11 eyes each for the snakes.

I believe its much easier to understand that way.

still arithmetic but easier wit dis elucidation. Didn't evn try attempting. Immediately I sighted it, I knew it ws a question that requires great attention n deep thot! I love puzzles. Maybe I'll solve next. Kudos matinho.

Martinho: 6trunks= 6elephant=24legs(1 elephant =4legs)=12eyes(1elephant=2eyes)

Snakes=0legs

Since snake has no leg, d remaining legs belong to ostrich.

There for. Ostrich= 16legs(4olegs-24eleph legs) =8ostrich(1ostrich=2legs, so 16legs belong to 8 ostrich)

So

8ostrich =16eyes(2x8ostich eyes)
6elephant=12eyes(2x6elephant eyes)

So total of 50eyes- (16+12)eyes =22eyes belongin to d snakes

1snake =2eye; 22eye/2 =11snakes

Hope is clear enuf usin hand held device pardon me

this is no longer a puzzle, it's Arithmetic!

creamie: Woow. Rilly kool bargain. Biko, which market did u purchase them?? Cldnt get white shorts today when I went out.

kool bargain indeed, thnks to d miss that went wit me. I got em at Yaba market bt'll be hard describing d place. The guys specialises mainly in NYSc kits, shorts, shirts, pouch, chucks. Etc. Infact I got 70% of my stuffs deir except d provisions which I got in d mall.

Cutiemay: Wow! Didn't knw u were close 2 Toyosi

close is an understatement dear, I know her mum n popman and I speak with dem. We just couldn't date. Her Ex-bf(wale) is also my gud friend. She was d first girl I met in OOU.

Chasicolis: guy beta add condom
unless u dnt wana. straff

LMAO, mehn! see confidence!!!! Like u got a p.una Waiting you aidy! Tho we knw those who've got some waiting dem! I believe tho!

yinkard4me: uR list is not complete if u knw wah I mean.. Am I d only one seeing dat?

lol, sharp badt guy!! Don't forget I said I went wid some1 special and u knw what dat means. She suggested it and I knw what she wanna hear, bt I smiled and told her I don't need it. Bt in my mind, it topped d list of those items I got!
Going to camp without it? Sigh! It's common sense bra!

creamie: @payne_lex, pls how much did you get ur shorts and waist pouch?

well, I got the 5 shorts for 2K, while the pouch( very nice, spacious n lovely) was 700naira.

booqee: sunday... How far na?? Dis ur nysc shopping na die. If i didnt know better i for think say na woman. Awon eleyi n di anything!
I bought just one white tennis..looking at ur list, i'm thinking of getting another extra., maybe sneakers...

I'm cool Bukola, hw ws ur dai?
Those items look loady but funny hw they look scanty wen I unpacked them. The thing is I hardly take hard food in d morning. Most time it's pap. Bt since I can't get that often in camp. Corn flakes will do. Reason I got two.

Wen u go enta Ago?