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satelliteDISH:
Blind man carrying a crippled on his back said, "e be like say plenty fine girls dey dis area?"
Cripple: "how U take know, U see them?"
Blind man: "No, but Ur prick dey stand since we enter this area."





*Since yesterday I haven't been able to go out because my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and told him she will have se'x with all the neighbours around....I'm still here waiting for my turn!





*U'r dating 4 guys and you are mocking a prostitute my sis it's the same company just that your in the private sector and she in public sector.*





*Ordinary go and off the light, you are jumping and jubilating. What if she turns to snake?*





*I joined a por^n group to advise them with the word of God� but my beloved people*
*I am now the Admin




Having bad roommates in school will give you an idea of what it's like to be married to the wrong person.





It's only in Africa where a person will speak to a cockroach before and after killing it.
Before:- He/she will be like "who told you to come here"
After:- "I told you I will kill you"




Not everyone is qualified to know your house.
Some friendships should end at the office, church, road,train station and the mall. Wisdom.




*You've dated 10boys/man and broke up with all of them because they don't understand you. My sister, are you further maths?*





That Bad moment your Boyfriend throws you on the bed, trying to feel Sexy. Then you hit your head on the bedstead and die. My Sister "Hell Fire straight"




Girls who wear skirts when visiting their ninjas we really really appreciate you




*My wife wanted to humiliate me in front of her parents, saying am not good in bed. But all her 3 sisters said it's a big lie.*
Na the matter we still dey settle now...






*Some girls are so romantic a girl saved my number as 2 SECONDS GUY*
*I asked her the meaning and she told me " she fell in love with me just 2 seconds after she saw me"*
AWWUU




*Someone cannot dial wrong number in Nigeria and a politician or a celebrity will pick.* Must it be aboki



You are a Lady, No job, no Education, no Handwork & you said u are ready 4 marriage, what are you going there to do?




It’s only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realize there’s always a way to solve a problem without violence.




*When ur boss starts saying stop calling me sir! Call me Eric. My sister just find iron pant and wear
If u know u know



*Dating a guy with a big dick is fun, good sex!! great orgasms!! aww!! until you breakup and realise the wide problem he left with you




*Dear husbands, if you want to unlock your wife's phone, either pattern or password. Just buy biscuits and sweet for your last born.*
Try it and thank me later.
;




Ur Boyfriend Is Using Itel Phone & U Think The Relationship Will Last!




I Can Twerk...I Can Twerk...
Naso Pad Take Fall From chizoba Yansh

potent5:
Evening newsp...

Cumtroller:
Where is Efe of BBN 2017.

I always knew that he will never make it in life. Talentless soul. I see an Efe in Kiddwaya.

Bullshit might take you to the top but wont keep you there. If kiddwaya likes he should get JayZ , Kanye and Pasuma to support him, he will never make it in life.
Jealousy want kill this one

MegaPlayBoy:
Its a relatively new sim, can I destroy it
I don't want Trouble

Onyi22:
Imelda is living her best life on earth, she's even worth more than some guys on this forum.
It's far more better to be a baby mama to a rich super star, than a poor frustrated broke ass guy who has nothing to offer than his watery sperm..

Onyi22:
She disappointed you by staying in d marriage and making it work... Bad belle

Onyi22:
Wailers will start wailing at this post, calling her all sort of names.
We have Many frustrated and depressed guys on Nairaland

Sholaco:
Thank you bro...useless lazy girl, instead of her to admire and emulate the likes of Linda ikeji No! Na Reginal

Onyi22:
Regina Daniel is a Bea, she dumps her ex boyfriend and got married to a Multi billionaire, that's exactly what a wise lady would do..
Dump him!! I repeat, dump his useless ugly broke ass when u see a richer guy/man than him..
Don't be deceive that "things will get better" he's a bloody lier.
Don't die before ur death with a miserable, frustrated guy that has refused to make money.
Finally my sister, Marry money because Love na scam..

Jayrockk:
sir I will not in any way harm her, I will treat her like the queen she is. P.s it's too early for sex

Onyi22:
Regina Daniel is a Bea, she dumbs Somadina and got married to a billionaire, that's exactly what a wise lady would do...
Dumb him!! I repeat Dumb his ugly broke ass when u see someone that is far more richer than him and his entire generations.
Don't go for love,love na scam, go for the money

Onyi22:
Chioma Nwa, u better be patience and keep praying because I know very well that things will get better soon...
Don't even think of leaving him because another girl with K-leg will surely take ur place if u do..
At least, Davido is famous, rich and he's from a wealthy home
It's better to be maltreated by a rich super star, than to a poor broke frustrated guy all in the name of Love...
My sister think well ooo, don't leave Money n go for love, love na scam

Onyi22:
This is the type of guy am praying for, not those ones that soak garri in the morning, afternoon n night then come online to type rubbish wit their free MB from M T N...
Dating a broke ass guy all in the name of Love is scam,
ladies pls don't settled for a frustrated broke ass guy all in the name of ''things will get better.. ''
Dump his ugly ass immediately u find someone more richer, wealthier, famous than him...
We have many depressed n frustrated ones on this forum

Onyi22:
Getting pregnant for a rich wealthy man or guy is the prayer of every ladies out there...

Congratulations Regina for not settling down for less all in the name of Love,
My advice for ladies, please marry money, Love na scam.

Only the Poor broke ass guys will start wailing after seeing this news