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Anugod:


Honestly this is all a set up just as Mary was set up when she carried Jesus.

To think that all the months I was scared when I played rough and nothing happened, yet this very month that I was very safe o look at me
I went to the market to stock up on sanitary pads cos I was so sure I was going to see af.
I promise I didn't even meet man up to three times this month o Now everyone will be thinking that I don't use to stay away from man

This very month that I decided to take my slimming down more seriously so that I can slay o Dh keeps laughing at me that the super healthy slimming tea I got was simply fertility booster
How did I by myself do myself this kind thing na?

This has to be a set up. Honestly I'm innocent

I know that you are innocent and this must be a conspiracy but don't worry very soon 9 months will reach and you can continue to meet dh without any fear again.

migeoart:
Goodday to all the preggos and new mums in this house!!!Today is my birthday!!!pls help me raise your voice to heaven!!!For God to remember me so that i can be like my other women!!!this is the only birthday gift i can ask for!!!!i believe God still hears prayers

May the Lord grant you the desires of your heart. Amen.

Men always in rush and impatient. Just allow the wify to recover from child birth and be in the mood to tango.l

Police arrived 3 minutes after 911 was called.


Hmmmmm.


Be it here, alert of intending attack will be given to police yet 48 hrs later, the attack will happen clean without resistance from any force then 24 hrs after police will start blocking road.

[quote author=Adequate459 post=81021331][/quote]I don't know if Shea butter can be used for same purpose. Please get blue seal Vaseline even the small size.

It can be applied to insect bite as well.

Please mums let's be careful with our babies diaper usage. With the wave of fakes in the market, when a baby pee 2 times it stays on their body this causes skin irritation .

Always apply generously Vaseline on their bum, in between the thigh and privates.

Change them as often as possible.

Air the bum once in a while on weather friendly days. Just wear them pant and continue changing it as they pee.

Where is Jay Jay Okocha.

KANU Nwankwo

Congratulations to all mamas. BA/BS issaback2back.

wonyi:
Sorry to derail, please who has been watching HALITA on DStv channel 154?

Was watching it on Gotv channel 2 but presently off the air. Waiting for final episode.

Puff adder. It resembles python but has a broken line on it's back from head to tail. Short tail. Very slow but deadly.


Thank your stars .

tropaz:
Abeg, if she wan shit nko
Too much Ado about nothing fa

She will borrow your poo hole shekine

ARCHEMEDESME:
Why do I live
Life just has no meaning again.When I take a look at the results of those I am better than I think life is unfair

Hold yourself and stop all these negative energy. You must have done very well that they suspect malpractice.

What to do
√ Go to any wace office close to you and complain in writing.
They will surly release it. Cheer you.
Congratulations.

anthonyuncle:
it means that u were standing outside da exam hall while others were inside

Not everyone can take a joke especially when depressed.

Looking at them shows that they are sick.

tatacherie:
Abeg I nor dey oo na guava leaf tea put me for high jump so o. After all youre barely 3 months PP. Relax the tommy fat will reduce once you wean
Note: be mindful of what you drink o as a lactating mum cos las las na baby dey eat am from breast milk.

Mama no do this to your sister. I promise not to use it now till I wean bobo. Just tell so I can write it down for later use.

Fyngal1:
BS,! Part two:

I was sweating profusely, yet i was shivering feverishly. I started begging my husband to help me take away the pain. We were actually almost there but the traffic was terribly slow. My husband was screaming at other drivers so loudly that i had to beg him to calm down cos i didn't want him to hit anybody's car.

We were at the hospital junction when i had the irresistible urge to poo. Before i knew what was happening, my water broke. Then i felt something between my legs. I looked down and saw my baby's head. I panicked and started screaming at my husband : " you are there watching me abi!? I'm going to give birth in this car" . (Later, he told me he thought i was saying that out of pain). Then i said to myself: 'calm down. You can do this'. I positioned myself properly and pushed; the baby came out on the third push. My husband had just pulled up at the hospital entrance when the baby came out. She started crying immediately. Hubby looked at me in shock and jumped out of the car screaming 'nurse' 'doctor'. I was screaming " somebody help me! My baby is crying". Nurses came. One took the baby and cut the cord. Another did something to my belly and the placenta came out. They brought a chair and i was wheeled into the labour ward where i was cleaned up and given some injections.

My princess came out july 23rd at 7:15pm and weighed 2.5kg.

Bs submitted. Cc cappo habbeyoluwa. .

Awesome God.

omooba969:
I'm trying to make sense of your gibberish.

Is not gibberish. See as they are posing like woman set.

Ipob no do quarter of this but buhari released army on them.


Herdsmen are doing their own.

Book harem are still going strong with state fund .

Another version of religious terrorists are loading.

jazzykhm:
And hot sex

World people

chii8:
Like say na im push the baby commot,Oga goan find food for the new mother.

From all indications baba will not abandon them for hospital but likely to love the baby more than wify.

God punish poverty. See how fresh she is looking at 50 she might still be looking like this in 15 yes time.




But here 50 yes old will be looking like ancestor

And after these beasts were captured, their patron will still release them back to the society and Army NG in the name of being rehabilitated.

Where and how is cocaine manufactured ? Can't government close it down if it's that harmful to people? But it's their right if them choose to end their life with drugs. We all will die someday anyways.

I hope it will be put to good use such as medicine and not to just destroy them as people do to beer in the north.

How much is the phone that they equate it to human life? Among those that did this were people who had done worse things in the past.

Praise the Lord. Thank God for the safe and swift delivery granted to our sisters. May your LOs be all that you asked for and more. Amen.


More grace to others due to pop forth their LO. It will be as to one that went to poo next na baby cry we go hear. Amen.

Asasteve:
Lol let me not even talk, same thing happened to me and here I am too 9 weeks gone. I don't even know what to tell that Dkt postpill company sef.

Please what's the name of the postbill that failed you so that I will not go near it. Dh no wan hear family planning until our team is complete so na only raincoat way and person fit run out of stock for wicked cold night.

tatacherie:
Fortunately there's significant reduction on my tommy and I now feel lighter and healthie[/b]r but I didn't know it induces period
So that's my story o una nor vex for the long epistle ejoor
Moral lesson: mind what you ingest!!! Verify properly and follow prescription too

I heard that guava leaf is very good for tummy reduction.[b] Please how is it prepared? 2 and half months after delivery my tummy still looks like 4 months pregnant woman when I comot all the tummy belts.

I want to start slaying but my belly won't let me to be great. .

Poor baby. Oh the pain he must have felt before final peace.

Wigetsolar:
This efulefu

Efulefu was the word that came to my mind as I read the headline

Buhari killed him and others too. I'm yet to see any blood thirsty agent of darkness like him. Merchant of dead.

Lemonadewifey:
Please mama's in the house, I have been having serious on and off contractions that comes for like 20 seconds and stop giving me only 15-20mins before another hits me again.
I am due already but I haven't seen show neither has my water broken... What could be the problem?. And is it Labour
Biko, the contraction no be here for that seconds o as the pain is really excruciating
Please don't walk and pass me by o

Hospital ooo.

Habbeyoluwa:
I don't joke with my sleep at all, but as prince don land everything as changed. On his naming, guess he was too tired, baby dint sleep until 5:15am .. My right wrist hurts madly, my finger tips r numb. Baby wants me to carry him always. Am just tired, having severe headache, I want this phase to pass me by quickly..
I respect our mothers now o.. I v not been able to sleep 2hrs at a stretch since he was born. Choi

Na small small he will soon out grown this stage. You should try to always sleep anytime he is sleeping especially after his morning bathe. If you have people that are helping you out, you can arrange his food in feeding bottle for them to easily give him without waking you up.

Stay strong.