₦airaland Forum

National interest my ASSSS!!!!
do these people think we are fools

when did whatever they do reflect on Nigerians

Or is the impeachment not to help them line their pockets as usual and political interests.

They should keep on embezzling. Judgement day is getting nearer, history has not taught them anything

LOL, me am known for stealing the meat in the pot while they are even cooking it.
Its fun jare, If i don't steal ur meat, then your food is not delicious.

The only person i no fit steal meat for her cooking pot na my grand mama o lol, the woman wan kill me sey i steal meat for her pot even though na me they provide the money for the food lol

I will say chanchangi.
As far as i am concerned, its an AIR Molue

After using it i think twice, and they were both molue, i made up my mind never to enter it again, even if its the last flight

I remember the woman beside me holding her little kids through out the flight.
you need to see sigh of relief she gave when she landed

If you need a good advise, stay back in Nigeria.
If marriage is more important to you, stay back in Naija.
I keep on telling people , there is nothing so special abroad, the wise Nigerians only come abroad for holidays and live a wonderful life in Nigeria.

The reason many Nigerian men go back to naija for marriage is that its very difficult finding Nigerian ladies with Nigerian values here.

She has to make sure she eases herself first thing before going to bed
and avoid driving water or liquids in the last 3 hrs before she goes to bed

don't we have doctors in the house

lashontae: I don't mean to be rude, but who did you describe as the witch, you or the ex-roomie?

I like the idea of the cement mixer rental.
If guys who are into the construction business can reiterate on this , it might be helpful to him
And as a marketer, he can market his product at various construction sites, charging a less fee than established firm, in that way he climbs into the the system

you do understand your wife
if she did many at a time, am guessing its more of defiance than anything else

the best you can do is voice your anger at it, and don't talk about it again, cos she might have done it to get you pissed off.
and in future, when she is talking about it, just ignore her as if she is not in the room. She would get the message

My girlfriend does like tattoos and when we met she was showing me the recent one and talking about the next.
she has got the trailer stamp (well i don't tell her that's what classy people call tattoos on the backside)
I just told her that i don't like tattoos and none is ever getting on my skin.

We've been going out for over 2 years now and she has never said she is going for another tattoo and even if she decides to, she knows the enthusiasm ends on her facebook page and friends.

And sincerely after a while, you would really not remember it is there

As a guy, i wouldn't like to meet a girl that i like who starts by speaking pidgin (the first thing that comes to mind is this one will disgrace me in public / family gathering)
but i think if we've been out for a while, then we can speak some pidgin English especially wen english language cannot portray what you mean perfectly like : "I go knack u akpako this night " lol

But in all, all my exs have maintained pure english as a mode of communication 90% of the time.

hi guys, pls i want to set up a small cafe in osun(ife north to b precise). am going to use 10 systems, pls does anyone have an info of the cheapest isp to use there.Also, i want to knw the bandwidth to get.Please, i will be greatful if am given a cost evaluation. my email address is peclint@gmail.com

hi guys, different strokes 4 different guys. i happened to b invited 4 the interview nd guess what, i was in camp(NYSC).
many guys in camp told me to scale , but i dint because i believe what is worth doing, is worth dooing well.
i ried calling the umber that sent me the invitation, but no answer.
i believe there will b open doors another day.

pls send to me too peclint@gmail.com

hi, just want to thank bosun for the gmail invitation

please, i use suse linux. i just started using it, and it's not been so easy configuring it . i have finally configured my modem using kppp and kinternet. it is now how to get to the net thru starcoms thats my problem.please anyone helper. i will be very gratefull

Hi, please can someone invite me to gmail and orukut. my email address is peclint@yahoo.com

Hi, wen we were in school, we played by these rules, if u dont, am sorry for u

Rule 1. before a guy settles down, in trying to locate the right girl TO AVOID DIVORCE, you must use [b] completing the square method[/b]

this enables you to sample many before u decide to settle
all you have to do is sample at A FREQUENCY EQUAL OR GREATER THAN NYQUIST RATE

RULE 2. NEVER USE THE ALMIGHTY FORMULAR COS U WONT HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAMPLE
HENCE YOU ARE TO WATCH ONLY ONE CHANNEL THROUGHOUT YOUR LIFE, OTHER GUYS MIGHT WATCH FROM 2 TO 1000

RULE 3. 1000 CHANNELS AND ABOVE ARE FOR THE SOLOMONS OF OUR TIME SO IF YOUR NOT, DONT TRY IT

RULE 4.GOD SAVE YOU, IF YOU ARE USING COMPLETING THE SQUARE AND THE LADY IS USING THE ALMIGHTY FORMULAR

RULE 5. IF RULE 4 APPLIES TO YOU, YOU CAN ASSUME THE IMAGINARY SOLUTION AND PLACE YOUR BEST FRIEND AS THE REAL SOLUTION, BEFORE LONG, YOU WILL BE DISCARDED

THESE REMAINING RULES SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN YOUR HEART

RULE 6. DULL BOY + DULL GIRL = PREGNANCY
RULE 7. DULL BOY + SMART GIRL = MARRIAGE
RULE 7. SMART BOY + DULL GIRL = ROMANCE
RULE 8. SMART BOY + SMART GIRL = AFFAIR

RULE 9. AX[sup][/sup]2+BX+C=O THAT IS TO SAY THAT WEN U FIND THE RIGHT ONE , THIS EQUATION MUST B EQUAL TO
RULE 10. IN MARRIAGE, X1+X2=1 AND X1-X2=0. THIS EXPLAINS WHY RULE 9 MUST B ZERO

AN ADVICE FROM ME TO LADIES ,
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO , U MUST ALWAYS BE SMART, IF YOUR ARE NOT, DONT ENTER A RELATIONSHIP

GUYS, THIS THEOREM IS PATENTED AND COPYRIGHTED, DONT USE ANYHOW

well a nagging wife is just like an interesting forum like this.have u heard the indian version of how God made man??
well women are meant to nag, wen they are not there to do d work u will start missing all the nags
it keeps ur relationship going, u just have to learn to deal with it
but if it gets out of hand, u need a thereapist
cos the woman has got a problem with her self-image
try to listen to her more.even if u can't,feign listenin to her, u will get used to it

how do i download these animes.i used to watch wen i skool. i have tried to downloaad these but yet to no avail.anyone to my resue, i will be glad.thanks

am using mandrake 10. i tried to set up my modem, but i cudnt. how do i do this and i also want to connect to starcomms with it. how do i do this

please anyone who can help with information on pre-nysc job or industrial attachment, related to electrical/electronics engineering or and computer related thanks

hi, mine is B.Eng, graduated 2005. elect/elect engineering(communications option)

i think with time, linux will be the most used .i was using the mandrake 10.0(or9).but i was always runin into problems. so i have stopped using it. i bought red hat 4rm ikeja and i have tried many times to instal it, but it gives me the message that it can't see the cd drive . how do i do this. i really need to install it

pls for 4months, my email addy, cannot receive messages.i just cant understand it. i have tried everyhting possible to see that this thing is corrected but to no avial.my account is not redirected to any email. i have checked that part. i use it to send but cant receive

I Need A Job

hi guys, i just graduated from elect/elect debt from FUTO am awaiting the youth service. thats the september batch. i need a job that's connected with computer. i know how to couple a system and network an office.Am willing to learn because am a fast learner and would like anyone who can connect me to any pre-nysc job to put a call through to me through 08025401157. clint is my name. thanks very much guys

thanks everyone,u guys just told me why i shd take one brand or the other, thereby confusing me .anyway, i have made up my mind by critically examinin each ones comment .does anyone have an addy in otigba where i can get my specifiction on thinkpad or compaq

d budget is between 90k to 120k. it wuld b used for software development and educational purposes.it has to stay many hours without nepa too

how do i out series of bits thru d serial port using c++ and visual c++. i want to use it to control my hardware i built

hpls, i want to buy a refurbished cheap laptop of the specification p4 , >= 80g, wifi + bluetooth , 512mb dvd+rw. can anyone tell the prices of laptops near this specifications in otigba. i reaaly need cheap laptop. and also d makes

bobos thanks very much, i have been reading through most of the postings. please, i would like u boys to advice me on the make of laptop to buy, (ibm, acer, dell, toshiba or anyother). the criterias 4 judging are the battery life, power consumption, availability of the parts in computer village and less amount of trouble involved in managing and maintaining it (that is, i don't want a troublesome laptop)