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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Jose Mourinho Sacked As Chelsea Manager by PencilBox: 5:01pm On Dec 17, 2015

I'm sure during his haydays u could defend him anywhere jl as the best coach ever, in Chelseas'p history.

Moqar lesson: failure is degrading...

apoti:
Nothing gives me joy than to see the arogant one leave the Premiership

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Education › Re: WAEC Releases Nov/dec 2015 GCE Result, 48% Pass Recorded by PencilBox: 4:54pm On Dec 17, 2015

Afrhai,* africans.. What could be our problem to the way we approach western Edu2tion?

Crime › Re: Man, 42, Arraigned For Stealing 26 Crates Of Beer by PencilBox: 4:51pm On Dec 17, 2015

I always tell Nígerians,. Nt 2 steal. It's the Government's job. And if u Must, steal something very huge.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Anita Oyakhilome Shades Ex-husband, Pastor Chris by PencilBox: 4:32pm On Dec 03, 2015

Shez jst tryna show her frustration of not being with her man 4 a while. Bt shez tryna do it with 'pride' so dat we or her hubby won't think she can't cope without her man.

Moral Lesson: every woMAN needs a man.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Sips Some Tea Before Leaving For His Endorsement Meetings (Photo) by PencilBox: 4:23pm On Dec 03, 2015

No offence. Bt why should dis make front page?

Politics › Re: 105 Nigerian Soldiers Missing After Fierce Gun Battle With Boko Haram by PencilBox: 11:51am On Nov 19, 2015

alcmene:
I am ashamed! The high-tech equipment bought by Goodluck is now being cowardly given to bokoharam

I am ashamed that the real clueless one has arrived and everything has gone from bad to worst.

I am ashamed that bomb blast killed people in Yola and Kano and no one gives a damn where next will be bombed

I am ashamed that i cant find fuel to buy

I am more ashamed that those saddled with the responsibility of securing the lives of the masses are somewhere fiercely doing press up and ingloriously caressing and posing with snakes while the innocent soldiers are forced to embark on suicide mission to sambisa forest with bare armed with sticks and den guns

I'm ashamed dat you can't do anything about the whole sh*t undecided

alcmene:
I am ashamed! The high-tech equipment bought by Goodluck is now being cowardly given to bokoharam

I am ashamed that the real clueless one has arrived and everything has gone from bad to worst.

I am ashamed that bomb blast killed people in Yola and Kano and no one gives a damn where next will be bombed

I am ashamed that i cant find fuel to buy

I am more ashamed that those saddled with the responsibility of securing the lives of the masses are somewhere fiercely doing press up and ingloriously caressing and posing with snakes while the innocent soldiers are forced to embark on suicide mission to sambisa forest with bare armed with sticks and den guns

I'm ashamed dat you can't do anything about the whole sh*t

Phones › Re: When You Use French Flag As Facebook Profile Pic (photo) by PencilBox: 1:06am On Nov 18, 2015

femcruz:
If u prefer our black babes Hit Like
For White Hit share.

black for me anyday anytime..

The 'Like n Share' hustle is real man. Ah dey feel ur pain.

Romance › Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Don't Know About Kissing. by PencilBox: 7:55pm On Nov 14, 2015

Shame on all those uploading #kissing_photos Blacks no dey kiss abi?

And what's the name of the scientist dat told y'all this 'bowl of shit(bullshit)?

Infact, Scientist discovered dat people believe anything that starts with "SCIENTIST DISCOVEReD THAT"

Phone/Internet Market › Re: What Are You Going To Buy On Black Friday? By Wisdomkosi by PencilBox: 7:45pm On Nov 14, 2015

Who is Black Friday?

Car Talk › Re: Trailer Falls On Top Of A Car In Portharcourt (Photo) by PencilBox: 9:53pm On Nov 12, 2015

Cutehector:
Buhari!

:-) no dear. Rather, shout AMECHI!!!!

Romance › Re: My Experience With A Married Woman.. by PencilBox: 12:20pm On Nov 11, 2015

stupidity:
young man calm down. You are suppose to know he meant "whatsapp".

Don't mind dat guy. Hez jst luking 4 attention. The poster spelt it correctly

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Jokes Etc › Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by PencilBox: 12:09pm On Nov 11, 2015

[quote author=Lincoln275 post=39905342]Dear BIAFRANS, I support your struggle 100% but my problem with
you is the approach you applied.
I would want to suggest the following procedures and I can assure you
it's going to work out successfully.
If you can unite and follow the following steps you are about to read
then, welcome to the Federal Republic of Biafra in advance.
STEP 1
Withdraw all your services from Nigeria and render the Nigerians
short of Igbo services as you are the backbone of the country.
STEP 2
Withdraw your kinsmen who are public office holders, e.g Ike
Ekweremadu, deputy senate president, Peter Obi the D.G of S.E.C.
STEP 3
Reject all the ministerial nomination from the so called, Nigeria.
STEP 4
Endeavour to reject Federal Allocation. You are very industrious, you
will be better off without its resources.
STEP 5
Stop all form of importation through the Nigerian sea port so that
Nigeria will crumble without your Tax.
STEP 6
Recall all your sons and daughters from all parts of Nigeria to
relocate home until this fight is over, so that Nigeria can beg them to
come back as expatriate.
STEP 7
Lock up all your shops in Idumota, Alaba international, Kano markets,
and every other market, even in the remote villages across the
Country.
STEP 8
Go beyond closing Niger bridge thus, stop Nigerians from buying or
selling in Onitsha Main market or Ariaria market in Aba.
STEP 9
Make sure you make your Visa very hard for Nigerians.
STEP 10
Thus, this fight will then be achieved without Violence, just like south
Sudan.
Finally, make sure you don't fight it with weapons.
Make sure you feed the young ones with the history of previous
unsuccessful Biafran War.

Exactly bro! Abeg Chop knucle cheesy

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Jokes Etc › Re: When A Tsetse Fly Lands On A Scrotum...Hilarious Photo by PencilBox: 12:04pm On Nov 11, 2015

Lol!

There's more to this photo dan what is captione.
See the position of the Scrotum on Nigeria's Map(S.E) + Buhari, using a Mallet to hitting a fly(Disturbes, noise makers, rioters or wink

Biafrans)

hmmm intetresting.

Celebrities › Re: Actress Angela Okorie Shares Morning Photo by PencilBox: 11:55am On Nov 11, 2015

Dis ain't advise. IT'S TRASH! Holyghost fire doesn't work dat way at all. :-/ God won't even honor the prayers of the jealouse fellow, let alone permit the holyghost to rain fire n the other fellow. And then the fire will go, see dat the person is innocent, then com bak to burn the sender in thousand fold. Naaa! Dis is a bowl of traSH! The Holyghost already knw who's good n who's bad.

Celebrities › Re: Actress Angela Okorie Shares Morning Photo by PencilBox: 11:47am On Nov 11, 2015

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kilode100:
Choi!
See bweast

This woman, be like who go like sex

#LEZ_alert shocked

Politics › Re: The Set Stage Of The FEC Banquet Ahead Of Cabinet Swearing In by PencilBox: 11:44am On Nov 11, 2015

saint047:
The more you understand Nigeria, the more you realise it is an unproductive, visionless & genocidal organisation designed to achieve nothing

Deductive Logic: if Nigeria is "unproductive, visonless & and designed to achieve nothing",

And You are a Nigerian.

then YOU are also Visionless n Uproductive Bro. :p
cheesy

Politics › Re: Buhari Names New Federal Permanent Secretaries And Their Portfolios by PencilBox: 8:00am On Nov 11, 2015

The list is fair enough. Let's see what they can do for Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Ken Saro-Wiwa And 8 Other Ogonis Were Executed On 10th November, 1995 by PencilBox: 2:53pm On Nov 10, 2015

Extra sheet plz :-/

Celebrities › Re: Emir Sanusi And Korede Bello Take Selfie Together by PencilBox: 2:47pm On Nov 10, 2015

ghostdvirus:
I hear

wow! Your ears must be very super to be able to hear those

Properties › Re: Sarafoam Building Is Currently Burning In Lagos (Photos) by PencilBox: 2:37pm On Nov 10, 2015

MadCow1:
Chai.. All those poor Mattresses go just burn to death.

Buahahahaha! U need vitamin-F

Romance › Re: I'm So Ashamed Of Guys Who Do This..... by PencilBox: 9:18am On Nov 10, 2015

ogeoflyf:
Lmao the hustle for likes n shares is real P.S :- we knw that scope

HAHAHAHAHA!

Romance › Re: I'm So Ashamed Of Guys Who Do This..... by PencilBox: 12:52am On Nov 10, 2015

the last one is a big lie... No one prays such prayer.... hit like if u think the poster framed dat up... hit share if u think otherwise

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Celebrities › Re: Elvis Chuks N2million Naira Wristwatch (Photo) by PencilBox: 9:37pm On Nov 09, 2015

jaytime:
You just took it from my fingers. If that watch does not show the exact time for rapture, then it's not worth it.

exactly

Celebrities › Re: Elvis Chuks N2million Naira Wristwatch (Photo) by PencilBox: 2:03pm On Nov 09, 2015

Congrats o! I hope the watch will show him when Jesus will com :/

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Education › Re: What Could This Little Boy Be Thinking? (photo ) by PencilBox: 1:50pm On Nov 09, 2015

When will dey ring the closing bell?[b]When will dey ring the closing bell?[/b]When will dey ring the closing bell?

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Sports › Re: Checkout The Award Given To The Man of The Match ( Hilarious Photo) by PencilBox: 8:58pm On Nov 06, 2015

Hi Everyone

I'm new here. How many likes 2 welcome me? cheesy

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Sports › Re: Checkout The Award Given To The Man of The Match ( Hilarious Photo) by PencilBox: 8:55pm On Nov 06, 2015

Man of the boot I'd call him cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Post Your 'Front Page-Worthy' TOPICS And LINKS Here by PencilBox: 8:52pm On Nov 06, 2015

These days, people serve God for miracles n prosperity.
Where do ur faith stand?
Remembe: ''if only in this world you have hope in Christ Jesus, you are of men the most miserable. [i]These days, people serve God for miracles n prosperity.
Where do ur faith stand?
Remembe: ''if only in this world you have hope in Christ Jesus, you are of men the most miserable. [/i]These days, people serve God for miracles n prosperity.
Where do ur faith stand?
Remembe: ''if only in this world you have hope in Christ Jesus, you are of men the most miserable.

Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari And Dolapo Osinbajo (photo) by PencilBox: 1:41pm On Nov 06, 2015

jaykaylegend:
A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life

meaningless :-/

Politics › Re: A Gay Governor by PencilBox: 1:31pm On Nov 06, 2015

how d hell did this made front page? Abeg who get desktop charger?

Politics › Re: Celebrations After The End Of Nigerian Civil War 1970(Pictures) by PencilBox: 1:29pm On Nov 06, 2015

missKiffy:
hahahahaha! What made u think he's lying?
Uncle you can lie o, you remember it like ystrday ke

Politics › Re: Celebrations After The End Of Nigerian Civil War 1970(Pictures) by PencilBox: 1:27pm On Nov 06, 2015

they be like: atlast, no more eating lizard in the bushes!

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