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that was much!

I THINK THIS IS A JOKE!! FOUND IN JOKE SECTION

is that so?

tonto dikeh music nko? just asking ooooh! tenk

watch out for future arik pilot

everybody are shrouding their shoulders this country is badt, when the deadly ones are among us! this country is badt

All things are happening for Good, while they are spoiling their names Jona name is going higher whether N-igeria (north) likes it or not, S-igeria (South) will rule this country again come 2015

andresia: But wait ooo... where did el rufai abuse Jesus Christ? Pls any link?

maybe you should follow his handle

for me whether they tell him to go for test or not, God dey!

Hmmmm well too late for her. lesson learned! hav seen one that cldnt praise her hubby for catering for the family, gud enough she was also doing lil biz but she was stingy in her own part as she alway say it her hubby duty to care for the family, she wld call her husband all kind of names and her major problem was the mattress which she said was very old and the husband cant buy another one.. huh? one day the hubby said to himself i will surprise my wife today, he borrowed money from a friend and went to the market and buy the biggest mattress, he remove the old one and burned it to ashes! when the wife came back he showed her the new mattress, the wife was happy and ask the hubby, but wher is the old one? the husband said, that old thing? I DON BURN AM!! The wife began to sweat and finally she fainted , When she was revived she was screaming My husband don kill me ooooh, What happend? All her life savings was in the mattress, how much? my husband don burn 600k naira! lol !!!! Ladies abeg try and help your man its not a bad thing jor!

AM SURE YOU WONT HATE YOUR SELF IN THE FUTURE!

so is this the dirty part of politicsv

you guys are wrong! hav u guys read 48 laws of power you will see law two "never put too much trust on friends, learn how to use your enermies" was ameachi not a friend to pdp? what happen today? if my guy mention above should become a minister he will perform well, why? yes because he would want to redeem his image.

Itsmodella has an answer to this, waiting for her to arrive! gudorning peeps

I NEED GHANA IN THE PLAY OFF

keshi didnt knw saintfeit is A nler and has abuse the rules of ths forum

rule number two says

2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke,
fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member.

i therby present his case to seun (fifa) hope mukina2 will front it to the world!

why do u want to curse her? if someone shld see that in you nd say it openly, then u need to do something abt it. she might be rright!!

LETS THE WORLD PREPARE FOR ANOTER DEADLY DISEASE. WTF!!!

noted!

its up now!!

nice one op!!! wish i was ther with u to fight them!

nice one op

alibaba nko?

master dele: Joey thank u,so if u go for an interview u wil tell d interviewer that 'am not an English man'.Though I know u have passed that level.8-)

No cyber bullying intended.

no but am not an english man

joeydozzy: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Take him as a critic, don't give excuses and stop acting childish

We learn new things everyday

like i said am no english man!!!

anylove100: all the photos shown above are unimpressive 2/10 deceitful photos,White elephant deceit to score gullible votes for a greater political ambition perhaps the governor aspires to run for presidency someday and with public knowledge of state allocation its only wise to have a little back up to show as evidence of funds expenditure, but i can get a hint of the calibre of people enchanted by such mediocrity,i empathize that such individuals know no better.
Everyone keeps talking about tourism,I want to know when Nigerian families will start building/living in beachfront mansions or picket fenced suburbs like in America and change their mentality.with cooperation and without being scared of jealous people,armed robbers and voodoo .in my opinion i think all this tourist talk is rubbish,it denotes a mental slavery and inferiority complex.why build for strangers instead of for the people?thats the black man's downfall,always trusting and hospitable to their fault instead of copying only the good from developed countries yet retaining positive aspect of their culture like the japanese do.I don't want to hear any ignorant excuses how rome or America wasnt built in a day,I am here to tell you that as soon as people landed in America they began to invent,build and develop outstanding structures(there are vintage pictures to prove that 1770 new york is still millions of times better than modern lagos.)i can show you paintings of 4thcentury italy how better it look compared to abuja.60 bloody years and this is all we can show?something that should take just 4 /5years.the time has arrived for nigerians to say enough is enough,no matter what it takes ,use indigenous companies to construct projects ,Even if they are not perfect for now in 10 years they will, But atleast we'll know we did it ourselves an all black society and be proud of it and such mentality will pass on to younger generations(i'm not saying hate other races,just saying love your race ),line the streets with trees instead of too many street lights ,cloud seeding should be done to blast the often grey clouds revealing deep blue sky instead.create building codes etc those are example of laws .create new courses in high school and teach the kids how beautiful and blessed they are by God for having a dark or brown skin (protection from sun) and teach them to have sympathy on light skin individuals ,tell them its a muted skin defect.teach them about black inventors and astronauts such as George Carver posters in classrooms to encourage and give them confidence and sense of self impossibility.distribute more images of a dark middle eastern Jesus christ,distribute more images of a happy modest black family of 3 or 4 having dinner or picnic etc fill their young brains with images of love and kindness.teach them to know that a black man like them invented the traffic light,teach them about their history such as calabar and benin kingdoms with images that portray a civilized society .teach them etiquette courses on how to live in society,not littering the place etc,refrain from spanking them .most nigerian kids only have an image of blacks as gangster rappers or basketballer,they need to know about african american inventors,physicians,scholars and astronauts 1.Astronaut Leland Melvin 2. Dr Ben Carson ,etc

.Nigerians need to know that America/Canada is a black and white contribution and development and not just whites.i hear nigerians refer to developed countries as white countries,such perception is wrong and must be changed in this generation as this breeds a sense of inferiority in nigerian kids.(continuation)In ancient times kingdoms sent spies to other kingdoms to study secrets of others yet the idiotic nigerian leaders travel to developed countries and still have no clue,how long will nigeria continue to run to white inflated companies? instead of throwing away billions to enrich foreign economies why not train nigerians,love one another. nigerians should promote a modern leisure lifestyle such as going to the beach like americans do in the Carolinas ,Virginia,florida ,california or Hawaii or U.S virgin Islands.build skating rinks at the city beaches,soccer and basketball courts and advertize on tv to younger nigerians .brainwash nigerian kids if you will to develop a habit of skating,going to the beach ,golf course and parks for family picnics ,girls should wear bikini and boys wear shorts with no shirt instead of religious sentiment wearing suite to the beach ,mentality really has to be invested in etc.all these pics look ugly and the roads will go back to its former state cos asphalt is not conducive for nigerian climate.the modern roads technology currently being built in America are built with concrete tarr which can last to even 4000 years old without a single crack. ,nigerians should not settle for less.can you believe a small remote American town or even a ghetto such as Compton or Bronx looks millions of times better than abuja yet those are ghetto according to American standard..perhaps the people who think the pics above are development havent seen any better.the entire place to me looks dirty to the eyes and low standard despite the fact these are professional photos .I have seen real life pics of ordinary people in the city on facebook.the place is far from developed and more has to be done infact everything has to be destroyed,planned and built from scratch.don't you guys know cities such as New York,London,Miami,Seattle etc are bigger than Akwa Ibom?and yet the AKS government cant develop the entire suburb of uyo which is 6 percent of akwa ibom landmass just think about it, not to talk of ITU,ORON,EKET etc.they tarr 5 long major roads only and 7 other long side streets in the entire state and call it Uncommon Transformation yet these are infrastructures that are supposed to be there in the first place,is the government doing the citizens a favour?. branch out of those major tourist roads leading to the resort or theatre and the reality on ground begins,so who is fooling who?I ask.in this day and age can you believe theres no worldclass seaport, ferry(like the ones from (SICILLY to Venice,Italy) or even a bridge from Oron to Calabar because of tribal ignorance?I rate the governor 2/10, This pics are laughable ,5 star hotel my foot,Elibrary my ass,INTERNATIONAL airport first of its kind my ass,Free Education? what a total joke its more like Free Ignorance,dont you know Albany is the capital of New York state? and Carson city is Capital of Nevada ?yet there are other cities more popular like NYC and Las vegas ,tribalism and ignorance wont allowed that in Nigeria,instead of building a seaport and skyscraper business district in Mbo and Ibeno like major cities such as Chicago,Miami etc tribalism wont allow it yet they are all one tribe ibibio,oron,efik,anang-one bloody tribe yet still tribalistic .other developed countries are closing down their old school physical libraries cos of modern internet Library and here we are celebrating mediocrity and foolishness,Nations are building modern glass homes,devicing new strategies for societal problems,and research centres but nigerians love to copy the leftover trends,they think using red bricks to build homes and Ibom connection will automatically turn it into London not knowing that different countries build according to climatic codes,why do you think all those infrastructures in nigeria are hard to maintain and decay in few years.Bad maintenance culture,sand on side of roads,poverty every corner,hypocritical religious bigots,proud and stubborn ignoramuses ,no laws and organization,child hawking etc, dusty low class scenery and you tell me uncommon transformation?you must be deluded my friends,do you know how many worldclass vacation destinations are in Mexico,Greece,croatia,Australia?do you know how many worldclass recreation destinations are in America Alone such as in Myrtle Beach,Orlando,Miami beach,Hawaii,California,U.S virgin islands?and you think they will leave all that to Ibeno,lekki or Bar beach ?dont you know the city of Toronto or Los angeles have more than 30 golf courses each for its residence,yet nigerians love to build resorts and golfcourses for strangers.its high time nigeria be developed for nigerians,only tourist potential are Crossriver national forest ,yankaree game reserve.nigerians should stop waving obudu cattle ranch flag as theres nothing unique or special about it ,do you know millions of Americans own their personal ranches like MJ did?havent you seen american mansions like will smith's sitted on 100 acres in california?yet nigerians marvel at a mediocre Akwa Ibom governors lodge.I have a dream that someday God will rain down Enlightenment and progress on Africa and all blacks and we shall be free from mental slavery and ignorance.

In any sane country people know that looks and persona matters in politics,a president,Governor or Mayor of a city must look good as they are the first impression and representation of their people.Larry Esin would have been a better governor for Akwaibom.Donald Duke would fit such profile as a president ,he would have presented a modern progressive Nigeria,he is handsome,tall,young,good speaker,intelligent,even his name sounds good and he's good performer yet the nigerian curse(Tribalism)wouldnt elect him,they went and elected the total opposite,all you see are illiterate,classless,potbellied puppets as nigerian president and governors again and again and again.theres only one city in Nigeria and that is Lagos yet Lagos is still a mess except some parts of the island which was developed by whites as capital cos of their embassies there recently has been retouched by the mayor of that city ,Abuja like lagos is only nice in areas around the embassies and foreign offices etc,the rest of nigeria is a glorified slum.there should be 5 major world class cities and one capital only instead of everyone wanting to develop their village,building little airports everywhere,why waste money for another so called INTERNATIONAL airport in akwaibom when theres already one needing refurbishing in calabar and airstrip in eket ,and another funny thing is that although the airport is in okobo oron yet they say uyo,that shows the lack of cooperation,tribalism,envy,resentment and disunity despite the fact that most calabar residence are akwa ibom anyway,why not unite instead of divide? there should be only 5 cities 1. Lagos/benin metro 2.Jos 3.Port Harcourt/aba metro 4.Kano 5.calabar/akwa ibom metropolis and everything else in between including villages should be wiped out ,move everyone to the cities,even cemeteries should be refurbished with new cross tombs and flowers .when i travel from jos city to port harcourt city on a 6 lane freeway, all i want to see is vast hilly grasslands with giraffes and palm trees and occasionally gas station etc not some dirty villages,towns and forest and random dirty people and scenery everywhere.I want to see Porthacourt city lights 8 miles away when i'm coming to the city,i want to see a welcome sign detailing the population of that city,I want to see an educated,healthy,tall and fit patrol officer on the toll, not some illiterate,skinny,red eyed officer with oversized uniform.to all those who are in awe of those pictures let me tell you guys a parable,I liken Nigeria to a house that was being flooded by an open tap and the inhabitants kept making progress scooping the water out yet the tap(the source of the flood) was still on,all of their progress was in vain.show me the projects in the photos in 7 years and I will remind you that the calabar airport and stadium,abuja stadium,benin expressway,Nigerian airways etc where once said to be first of its kind in africa.
Everything I have said is my opinion based on observation,sorry i am a perfectionist and critical and I love Justice,fairness,liberty,cooperation,unity and progress thats my political party and nothing else ,everyone has their opinion you don't have to agree with mine,thats it from me,thanks.

who even hav time to read this trash? how old is new york nd canada and how old is akwa ibom? youre enjoying in someone readymade land nd calling ur root rubbish? you get sense die!

adaobi123: Good luck then.....

thank you

master dele: Harry banty is right,even the bomb from your post's topic is shocking.

No cyber bullying intended

hehehehe ther shocking abi? the prob is maybe i was half asleep when i post that, its was around 5am when my alarm woke me up that i went tru new post here, i was even late to bathe and prepare for work b4 i saw the post and jst fed on it without looking back bt it make fp today!

adaobi123: Is it just because of this that you are vexing ?

am not it just a challenge!

Babakenny: I don't understand your last English statement, or am I the only one seeing this??

SORRY ABT MY ENGLISH, WAS SAYING IF THE PHENOMENON BEHIND THE SCENE IS CAREFULLY STUDIED THEN ANOTHER INVENTION MAY BORN OUT OF IT.

JST LIKE MICROWAVE OVEN
The idea of using microwave energy to cook food
was accidentally discovered by Percy LeBaron
Spencer of the Raytheon Company when he found
that radar waves had melted a candy bar in his
pocket. Experiments showed that microwave
heating could raise the internal temperature of
many foods far more rapidly than a conventional
oven.

Harrybanty accused me of BAD english, accepted! am no english man, Am challenging Harrybanty since he says he sabi english very well.

if he can interpret this post in his dialect then i will quit nairaland and exit nigeria.

[quote ]An uncompleted London skyscraper is at the center
of freak reports of melting cars parked near it. One
of the cars damaged by the 37-storey "Walkie-
Talkie" skyscraper which is due to be completed
next year is a Jaguar XJ belonging to businessman
Martin Lindsay who returned to find his luxury ride
haddeveloped warped panels along one side as well
as a melted wing mirror and car
badge.
Blinding rays of sunlight deflected from the building
located on Fenchurch Street in the City of London
are being held responsible for the disintegrating
vehicles and their contents. A motorist found a
pack of crisps that was inside his parked car had
melted to into a hardform while a journalist
successfully fried an egg on the pavement with the
projected heat which reached 92.6 F (33.7C).
Omelette on the pavement as tiles also come off in
the heat
The skyscraper is still being built and the
developers are trying to find a way of sorting out
the problem by putting up cladding and scaffolding
to cover the area of pavement on Eastcheap where
the Jaguar melted.
Melted pack of crisps
An official statement said: "The phenomenon is
caused by the current elevation of the sun in the
sky. It currently lasts for approximately two hours
per day, with initial modelling suggesting that it will
be present for approximately 2-3 weeks".[/quote]am giving him 5hrs from now! otherwise he quit NAIRALAND

Harrybanty: OH my LAWD!! See english.

the truth is england is not my country, with the liltle i knw am ok! IF YOU CAN INTERPRETE THE OP POST IN YOUR OWN DIALECT WITHOUT MISTAKES I QUIT NAIRALAND AND NIGERIA! AM FOLLOWING YOU CLOSELY. LETS BEGIN!!!

www.nairaland.com/1430349/quit-nairaland-happen#17973844