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michelin89:
Wetin you dey do with a 19 year old girl? You wan adopt am? I think say na wife you dey look for?

No harm in trying to catch them young

But your enemy has been looking for job and he is infact facing starvation .They know what the stakes are.Little wonder many policemen (for those with the means) are abandoning their jobs to go hussle abroad.I mean any abroad.

This is my own little working knowledge of business registration: You have registration of business name and then limited liability company registration. Business name registration which can be done in any of the state offices is in the order of 10K and ltd liability Co which has to go through Abuja (directly or indirectly) is in the order of 45K. Find out which reg this fellow is doing for you.

zukkymike (m)
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And you are not in my bed. Thank you.

N.A.U. MrCrackles which one be that one?You sabi?

OK mature Afrobiz I hope she doesnt have your attitude sha. Because she will remain an unconfirmed houseofficer for the duration.

Gamine:
it helps the body system alot

it helps to prevent cancer, esp breast cancer

it helps to keep the body firm and healthy

i.e when u take the seeds, not the oil

Gamine, aint no cancer touching those breasts

@whiteroses
Anyone who does a bit of recreational browsing would have seen that pics like a dozen times. No point telling us you live there. Pls take it off.

No one should worry abt missing me cause p'wise is here to stay. For as long as there is NL there will always be someone to spit on

This seun sef he own too much. You no hear say one person no dey grow?Abi you too small to understand parable?You go dey piss where peeps they drink water because na you get pond.I say I will raise a team of techies to seize NL from you.

In the meantime you can click your username and voila-previous posts.Just one extra click away.

Jaymes thank you. Seun should now do the right thing and ban you for going against NL rule on abuse of space.

Without a doubt it has to be "Small anus".He is a soldier that takes no prisoner when he gets down to business. Then "Spermdrops"- though he made sense only half of the time, that was good enough for me.Always thinking with his third leg .Of course nairaland resident bad boy Kliplement-has anyone seen him?I suspect he has abandoned NL for some deviant enterprise.And there is Tomfulu who at this very moment has no other thought on his mind than conjuring ways to make hell while some of us are trying to make heaven .

When you don look for job for am finish shey you go find am husband too. I can help you with that one.

Gold circle

Two questions. How was money picked up? Cash, cheque or draft? Which friend will certify a land title clean without checks (usually not exceeding 8K).

Its a painful but not entirely hopeless situation.If he is prepared to spend 5-10% of that amount he will get his money back.10% because the crook will try to use the money to fight back when cornered.He is not a spirit and so could not have disappeared into thin air.Whether cash or cheque there is no way the bank will not have a passport photograph.

Now the friend.I think he needs to be squeezed to find out how he profitted from this deal.

All una senior bros' and babes I hail o. Your witch is my command.

Trap catch hare. Hare say na I'm catch trap.Anyway, hare no get where e dey go.
Them sorry for obolo call am make him too come Bleep he dey ask whether the thing get hair self
Police don arrest chief u dey ask what about e red cap

chunke:
if u make so much noise about big butts, what of guys wth BOOBS, what do you den say about that

Male boobs is not what this thread is about. It wont be a bad idea if you started your own thread on that one. What peeps want to know is what is in RMD's basin butt. Is it layers of boxers or pure fat.

The OP has interestingly lit up this famous butt for all to see but unfortunately we cant see beyond the trousers. Perhaps we can rely on the testimony of babes this guy has dated.Is there anyone here on nairaland? Is it true that the size of a guy's manliness is inversely related to the transverse trajectory of his butt? If that is the case what can one reasonably estimate his endowment to be for a man of such sizable butt? Will he take exception to this thread and take seun and nairaland to court?

RMD: I will refrain from making comment on this one else folks who know me will say I am biased against him because I have often talked about his drooling accent and lack of spontaneity which turns me off.
Having said that, e yansh big sha.

Angelheart

The whole big privates thing is always relative, but ladies, it’s true – so arm yourselves

Perhaps you can tell us how you armed yourself to a rampaging Nigerian privates. I like to know.Wise girl.

Seun:
Is this a joke thread?  Are you serious?

Seun, this is as serious as a heart attack like they say. The first babe no gree my own she just they carry so so nose.The other one I charted up in the departure lounge. This one had good prospects but we were soon separated. Both departing.

I dont know what goes on inside glo but I can say that they surely take care of their own.

On two separate occasions I flew to the Uk for visit I met with 2 very shapely glo babes on paid holiday trips. They are not high level operatives otherwise they would have been 'pulling first class.'This thread is beginning to make me wonder what goes on in there

The real question ought to be how much do 40 million yorubas (and their natural resource) bring to the table. Think!

Some people say the real enemies are up north but I say they are among us. Those who constantly try to divide us so Nigeria south cannot present a cohesive challenge to the exploitation by northerners.

Everybody hear chamooo when he does his thing

shut up bitch swallow,
if you can't swallow,
shut up bitch gargle![/7]

[size=7pt]Na im profile o

OK I am nominating Ibkaye the official legal rep for all rape victims on nairaland. So if you ve ever been raped, if you think you were raped or you might be raped, she is the one to talk to.

But if you want to be raped, you may talk to chamotex

Sorry, but the topic is thrash.

It however raises useful point though, that is : when does a toaster or male friend become a boyfriend? Boyfriend/ girlfriend without too much grammar suggests mutually consenting lovers. So girls should learn to use that word responsibly. Technically at the time he forced her, dude was not a boyfriend yet and so was guilty of rape. You can do what you like with him. But poster had compromised her case by calling bosso boyfriend so she is not likely going to get much sympathy.

Lesson- That boy is not your boyfriend until you have had sex with him.If he must be emburdened with that title he should at least be allowed to earn it.

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Pennywise:
But we hoped that somehow peeps will continue to buy shares when we enter that way the party will continue.

Ibime thank you very much. Your presentation is a very elegant way of saying what I had earlier alluded to that the NSE is a pyramid scheme. But the good thing is that at least this one is Government approved . The unapproved ones still resurrect even after set backs. So we have a right to be hopeful.

You can trust that every policy of Government or its agency is an opportunity to some. While others are working to fill up the pot holes that have been created by our excesses some are deep inside digging, expanding and consolidating.

Some of us whom greed took to the NSE are aware of the Nigerian problem.But we hoped that somehow peeps will continue to buy shares when we enter that way the party will continue. Now there is a stampede to get out the door because people see dead body for ground (them say na bear kill am) . Party organizers think that by raising the volume of the music people will come and dance. So I guess we will all have to wait and see. By the way, I was a victim too. I lost money.

ziontrain:
@Pennywise, you could not have said it better. It is obvious that Inspired's tone is a far cry from what it used to be. No more braggadocious and haughty disposition. If he has decided to adopt a new strategy and turn a new leaf, I think it is fair to recognize and encourage that. Afterall, that is what we are trying to do on this forum. Like you said, if he goes back to his old ways, there are many of us that will not stand idly by and let him get away with it. On this particular issue, I think it is fair to say Inspired has handled the situation with the right approach.

I am happy you got my drift because I wont be doing anything else but watching out for him. There is no reason we cant cultivate the kind of business ethos on this forum that is comparable to better known western foras.

That response by Inspired was good enough because it was at least readable.

I hope it serves as a platform of civility on which future posts from him can develop. Irrespective of how he sees it Inspired for now is a recognizable business name at least on nland.If he doesnt drop his haughty disposition, an army of posters are ready to shoot him down. He has to understand that he cannot take the liberty that most pple take when you have a recognizable biz name.

His future posts will indeed tell if he has turned a new leaf or not.

Jennykadri, na you dey take style put petrol for this fire. Mrsisterwmn may be a lady for all we know

@Inspired men- This boy is simply unbelievable. Now hear him.

I can't remember the exact car you were interested in, can you please specify, it would assist in making a reasonable explanation to your ''Peculiar case''. I'm presently using a mobile device, so my response might be slightly delayed. Thanks.

The tone, content is as arrogant as it is offensive. I think this whole bravado is an attempt to disguise an ineffective or defective understanding and use of the english language. This boy offends everybody reading posts in the auto section by his every click of the mouse. Call your self to order my friend. Humility and civility is the first condition in contemporary business practice and that includes even the sale of used cars. Then you begin to talk of integrity and reliability.