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First job after service? Am happy for you.But you must realize the real struggle just began. Natural selection didnt end with Darwinian evolution. It is probably more relevant in today's work place.

And you know what they say-work like your life depends on it. Truth is, it actually does.Good luck.

@RHC,

Well done. How very clever? Keep tracking. But I think you are going to be changing husbands for a long time.

No doubt you will have cause to revise those statistics upwards when you know enough about men.Eventually. This is the reason why some men give up hotel rooms all together in preference for the home- Snooping wives.

In this day and age, conventional wisdom will recommend separate rooms. Imagine the bloke after years of marriage (unknowingly) allowing undies to drop with crumbs of tissue paper standing rudely and in clear view on his war head.No body wants that.

Besides every home should have a strong room and the father's room ought to double as one. Unfortunately men often  have to compromise for love.But what is life without it?

This boy must be very stupid. More than audacious. Is it not the same British people that are known to put innocent Nigerians through hell at the airport for daring to hold 5k pounds. I hope he will be wiser when he leaves jail.Idiot. He is an embarrassment even to Nigerian scammers.

Fanikayode got my attention in the early 90s as a fire spitting critic of the 'northern hegemony'. Even though most of the views he expressed then were not original to him they were things that needed to be said. He however struck me as an empty barrel.

When Obasanjo found he was fighting a losing battle with the voice of reason during his second term, he decided this empty barrel will do just fine.

As someone who has watched this fellow carefully, I can tell you that his IQ is no more than that of a peacock. He has stolen billions of naira of the people's money to feather his nest and is now trying to sell sea water to an Ijaw man. The EFCC and the courts should waste no time in sending him to jail.

This Borishade man (a teacher by proffession) was reputed to own one of the most expensive houses in Abuja. Now we know where the money came from.

I think I dread financial barreness more irrespective of how you look at it.

Yoruba women? They have more twins and multiple births than any other tribe in Africa.And this is official. Not a place to look for barren women.

because we're not cursed like you.

The above statement was made earlier on by one of them who no doubt is very fertile.

Pregnant wife? UK? Used to be sth of a fad. How things change. Useful thread though.

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delejames:
Just to say How Friendly GTB is,i received a birthday text message from the Bank on my birthday,can u guys beat that!.

Intercontinental will probably send you alert charge for this at the end of the month.

Now Some folks have often alluded to bank disposition or otherwise re facility issues and I am torn presently b/w GTB, PHB, Skye. Can use some advise. For failing to live up when I needed them after years of relationship, I felt duped by Intercontinental.Indeed people should look beyond deposit and withdrawal convenience when chosing a bank.

Bank PHB from the foregoing sounds like a broke ass bank trying to make an impression. No longer in contention for me.

see am. Rascal.

Una plenty for nairaland, dey look for who to mob. Monkey.You go school your life be like this. You cant say 2 things without punctuating with shame, shameful or shameless.

brownbonno:
How i wish

'How I wish' you dey london. See am, agege rascal.

brownbonno:
Pocket lawyer,this how you allow Naija remain the way it is today.Shame.

See who want save Nigeria from one small london room.Ok. Anyway thank you for raising me to the status of a lawyer.

This is a textbook case of 419. Poster/victim himself was criminalized ab initio by accepting to make a fake passport for himself. No doubt roseline and the Abuja connection were working hand in hand.

Now the 300k. I figure you could spend 50-100k to recover this much. In the process you might create serious problems worth 600k or much more. Some problems cant even be quantified in monetary terms. So, omo make you chill afterall pple dey go market lost wetin pass that one. Pple get robbed and every day, accidents happen and people lose money.

You have to learn from your mistake.Because who lose 300k fit lose 3m. It is a matter of what is available.

Nice nice pics.Infact seun should make it compulsory for all single g urls on this forum to post their pics!! Henceforth. Or they all remain quiet.

Hmmn. This is a tribute to all you thoroughbred Nigerian male coming from no less a person than H.R Hotness. You have been so thoroghly bashed and battered on this forum now we have someone prepared to tell the world about our good side.

Hopefully all our discerning and most pretty broods in the diaspora will be coming home for their husbands in the short term. That will create a new subset of enviable gene pool.The British Nigerians it seems will have to make do with what is left.

texazzpete:
Fraudulent?

I made no attempt to tie anything to the number of Gun related deaths. All i've spoken about is the life expectancy (average). In simple terms, you're more likely to live to a ripe old age in the US than in Nigeria.

http://geography.about.com/library/weekly/aa042000b.htm (2000)
Nigeria 51.6
US: 77.1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy (2007)
Nigeria: 47.44
US: 78.2

More Sources
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/12/AR2007081200113.html

http://www.os-connect.com/pop/p1.htm

Statistics was never in doubt. And as a Nigerian living in Nigeria, believe me its depressing. No offence meant. Thought you were trying to stretch logic a little bit.

texazzpete:
No matter which way the wheel is spun, the simple benchmark is there:
Life expectancy in the US is far higher than in Nigeria.

Go figure

I am sorry to say but this deduction sounds a wee bit fraudulent. The lower life expectancy in Nigeria has nothing to do with higher gun related deaths. A distinction that has been a preserve of the US for the past century.

I went to one of these clubs last night (friday) with buddies who were able to either negotiate or seize a night pass from their spouses. My only conclusion is that it is certainly not where you go with serious GFs let alone wives. Talk can be d urty and besides you just can't help stealing glances. And we know how ladies hate that. But the whole idea is to let loose. Methinks nothing wrong with a once in a long while j ive with pals but never forgetting Mi ssus is at home.

May I add that we were at our best behaviour.

Respect.

@chochori

Dont worry about being attacked. You have expressed a majority opinion here.

Good luck to you. May your marriage be all you dreamt of. Practising moslem?

gabrywyl:
we wanted to get a house and a car before we get  marry.

P/S: Remember, it takes 2 hands to clap

Yeah. I agree with you. But don't let your courtship take too long now with so many sharks out there. Sometimes guys get confused. The car can always come after marriage you know?

gabrywyl:
But to be honest, I am not married but have been doing it to my boyfriend and I'm not thinking about marriage yet.

Oh. My worry is that when you eventually think marriage he will be too pampered silly to be of any use.

@gabrywyl
This will make a nice little manual for any g url with marriage on her mind.

@Thread
What the Bleep. If you remove all the husbands there will be no club anywhere! Acidrop nice photograph you have on today.

Raymond88:
Or you can substitute all those 44 things for money.

Yeah. Provided its of the right amount. It works all the time. Including and especially for those who will always remind you-'I am not after your money'

I think I feel very much at home here.

If you want to Bleep a deaf and dumb, first show am your p rick. This na small word for business people wey too wise.

I really dont see the point for peeps coming to this forum to say they have sth nice that everyone will like yet refuse to disclose specific rates and terms for all to see unless through some kind of special arrangement. Complete nonsense.

Also, If you have properties nothing stops you from describing kind, cost,location or even pics.

A lot of folks will be alarmed to find that these so called mortgages go for commercial rates ranging from 20-23% par annum. The federal mortgage scheme will give you 5% but you get no more than N5m.