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It wasnt because of the music. It was for the weed.

See silent behind the scene knifing going on among politicians. OBJ is a real bully. He clearly refuses to forgive and forget. But the ras.cal still went on to clinch the governorship of Ekiti. If anyone is undermined by this exposee, it would be OBJ. Shame to the five governors crawling on all four like lizards to get OBJ to forgive Jonathan and themselves.

PDP is a den of murderers. Everyone knows that. They are loyal only to themselves and their stomach.

This might be a grand plan to get clueless Jonathan off the stage bc they have Lost faith in his ability to win the next election which is crucial to securing the loot of 6yrs of unbridled corruption.

Now who is the fall guy in all these? The opposition APC or better still the power hungry 'core North'. A few years ago perhaps this could have made sense among the southern elite. But now it's just a statement from a faction of PDP with an uncertain motive.

Look at state governors prostrating like lizards. Desperate, greedy, selfish and cold blooded.

This is no doubt the handwork of Godswill Akpabio, loyal party man who has deprived and impoverished his brethren in Akwa Ibom in order to occupy center stage. In PDP.

I can only say I feel sorry for the Northern moslems among them whose religion and tribe forbids human worship.

In 20yrs time when these bootlickers are dead and forgotten this photograph will remind us of Jonathan's government of cant, corruption, and cronyism.


..... They should have come along with Jonathan. Well, they probably didn't think of that part.

nuclearboy:
I don't understand. This same Soyinka took Buhari to the cleaners and was widely quoted by the same people who now call him APC.
Why celebrate a Nigerian for castigating one politician yet weep when he castigates another?
Or didn't he do this same to Buhari? Was he different then?

Jonathan's apologists on NL now bereft of common sense and reason always find it convenient to ascribe attempts to correct the problems they create as a ploy of the APC. But the fire that is going to consume them wont be APC fire. It will be fire sent by the almighty God that they cannot escape, since they have chosen to make lucre their god.

Not all fart is offensive. Perhaps most will go unnoticed. A chocolate smell will simply bring out the unfortunate person who takes the pill. Crappyy discovery with zero market prospect.

Nice article by the way. A woman like this will still walk out on her husband for being 'unfaithful'. It should be a consolation to a typical Nigerian girl. No matter how bad you are, there is always someone worse. Or is there?

Write up is a product of a rather bizarre wishful thinking. No Nigerian virgein arszz is worth 600k even to a senator.

Utter catastrophe. May God help us.

vedaxcool:
This man has finished this country!

The man has no clue about what is going on. His handlers know it but they dont care. They just want to amass as much dollars and real estate as possible while Nigeria burns.

The House of Assembly should hurry up with the impeachment and get it over with.

Billyonaire:
I disagree. My facts are;

* Take a closer look at the plate number, its calibrated in BLUE. Commercial vehiles' plate numbers are Calibrated in RED, while Government vehicles are calibrated in GREEN.

If as a billionaire, condition begin stone you and you decide to make some quick cash with your exotic car, will you consider getting a commercial plate number a priority or even a necessity before you hit the road knowing fully well that life might soon turn a corner for you like the 'have been' will always hope?

firstEVA:
Op, your list also describes a girl with two boyfriend, so it's not just a runs girl that does the mentioned.

The question is, does she get any financial or material reward from either bf? If she does then she is definitely a runs girl. If she doesnt then she is a kponmo donor or a suegbe neither of which typically exemplifies contemporary Nigerian girl. Are you a donor?

zeelo2014:
Valid pointers, ignore at ur own peril:
1. Tattoos, waist and ankle chain
2. Bleached skin,
3. Much emphasis on her ass in pictures
4. Always pressing her phones
5. Talks vain
6. Hangs out in clubs, parties, joints
7. Smokes or drinks (not a social drinker ooo, I'm talking of downing drinks)
7. Travels suddenly
8. Expensive gadgets and wears with no reasonable means of livelihood and still not from a middle-class home. (That's a hooker for sure no two ways about it)
Not to generalize but these are common traits amongst ashis/runz girls a.k.a prostitutes.
Guys wey sabi know how to identify them, some naive guys waste their energy toasting.

The highlighted will take a miracle. Usually never happens. Runs girls will scan all the cars in the parking lot for your ride and those of your friends bf they enter.

Tattoos goes without saying. Waist and ankle chains? Well I think I will forgive her for that.

nicechic:
Hmmmm.....
So if I decide nt to take calls wen I am wt u, it nw mks me a runs girl. Ok o
If I am tired nd can't walk or excort u to d road. I am now a runs girl, ok o
@Op , try to understand people before using d above listed points to judge them

That is the usual excuse. She is too tired to walk him to take a taxi. Mugu had better beware of this.

The fone has been ringing like 3 times non stop. You neither reject nor take it? You are on a runsz mission babe.

Ilovenigeria:
I am a runs girl.

Can you put up your pix pls. We need to get acquainted. I need to do more case study.

'Runs girls' to the uninitiated are those who 'do it' for money. They may be involved as a full time undertaking or as a part time business in which case they will usually have something else doing like schooling, working (yes, real job), trading or just (wait for it) housewife! A typical runs girl is in it strictly for the money. Never mind the cries of 'oooohs' and 'ahhhhs' in the heat of passion. Real affection and pleasure if any exist in the course of a relationship is incidental to this primal objective which is to make as much money as possible from you.

Gentlemen looking for love and who do not fully understand feel duped when things go sour as they are wont to do sometimes. Then they feel bad and begin to look for how to exact revenge. Sometimes fights are involved, police is called, hard worn reputation rubbished. The not so gentlemanly go so far as giving acid bath, sponsor rape and all kinds of things risking imprisonment and worse. All these are avoidable consequences to something so beautiful, so profoundly exhilarating and pleasurable, the natural dope called S3x.

Being aware at the onset therefore gives little or no chance for a love scam. Dont expect her to come to you and make a proclamation. It will be infra dig and undesirable for her to do so. Most gentlemen dont need that anyway. Forget about the threesomes and group orgi.es, they are not natural. Typically a man like to think of his girl as innocent and untouched. A runs girl knows that well. The onus therefore is for you to read and interpret visible and invisible cues to save your self and your new hearthrob unnecessary embarrassment. And to make a determination regarding which way this relationship should end-the hotel room or the alter.

Some of the cues enumerated below may come in handy but they are by no means exhaustive.

1. Cell phone etiquette: Title was chosen for want of a better expression but generally describes varying patterns of fone behaviour she exhibits when you are around. Any girl that's in a relationship for whom the guy does not pay attention to her contacts and communication, beware bc you may have been zoned to 'runs girl' territory.
a) Runs girls will usually password their fone. Old news.
b) Going away to take calls. Another old news
c) Rejecting, refusing to take calls or out rightly silencing fones when you are around.
d) Deleting all messages. Ah ha thats a new one. Beware of girls whose msg box is always clean like she bought the fone yesterday.
e)Girls keeping more than 2 lines in some cases 4-5 lines.

2.Travelling. They are always travelling or looking for a reason to travel. Its either about a sick aunt, a non existent job interview, marriages and funerals etc. Think. Those out of town babes you bump in nite clubs are somebodys' sweetheart.

3.Escort. She is your gf you are looking to marry. You go to visit her but you notice she always seem to have a reason not to walk down the road with you. You are not a fiancee, you are a cash cow. The fiancee comes when you are gone.

4.Playing hard to get. The ones playing really hard to get these days (at least during the day time) are the runs girls. They know the game and they will read you like a book. You can tell when a girl is smitten. These ones are never. They will even try to manipulate you with real tears.

Reasonable responses are welcome. I am a relationship expert. I will answer your questions if you ask nicely.

looks like 35 squares to me.

Can somebody please tell Jonathan it is too late to cry when the head is off. It really doesnt matter now cos he has lost 2015.

johnmartus:
Hope this new discovery will not add to the problem of rapist we are facing

Starring at it is not the same thing as handling it which generally is not always compatible with long life. And having the self discipline to walk that fine line might be all you need to preserve your life.The writer might have a point.

A few years ago the very mention of Buhari irritated me as I am sure it did most educated Nigerians of the south. Today, he appears the only answer to Nigeria's corruption and decay. If 2015 election is allowed to hold without the usual electoral crimes, it will be a complete rout for Buhari.

Why is the guy allowing himself to be used this way? Is he IG of Nigerian police or Jonathan police? Making himself a tool for politicians and govt of the day may bring him money, but he will never earn the respect of Nigerians, not even his men which could make his work very difficult.

The guy must have figured, where music cannot take him, a bit of 419 could.. What is he doing living in London btw. That city can be hostile when you don't have a regular means of income.

I wonder if he was able to get Bill Gates to do him a check in the name of Africa entertainment.

Government doctors are now reasonably well paid but treatment for citizens remain shabby. Government should demand justification for their pay rise. You cannot run a full time business outside govt hospital where you already earn a full time pay.They should either ship in or ship out.

donphiIopus:
tambuwal is a junk fool

Just what we need. A junk fool replacing a clueless president.

Confession14:
hahahahaha Pennywise...now u are talking...ah ah...i had begun to wonder wat wise was doing in that name with ur earlier post...now u are talking sense *hugs for peace but onesidedly so my chest wont touch to ya advantage hihihi*

Wont it be better if I just hug you from behind? I am a backdoor person you know?

Confession14:
dont mind that backdoor intruder...he is an attention seeker and thread derailer but i know how to solve his type

Thank you very much. I never saw a female back door I didnt like. Any more confessions you want to make?

AgapeCharis:
u guys had a quarrel before?

Nope. On the contrary I actually like her. I will marry her with or without 300million dollars contract.

Confession14:
let me just pretend to forgive u...cos u already sounding like a primitive Neanderthal

Girls like you never get the hint even if the same guy promising you marriage get you pregnant for the 7th time.

Solange already has an 8yr old son from a previous failed marriage. So, any wedding that will appear to project bride purity and innocence just wont cut it. I think Nigerian girls who already have kids from previous marriage should take cue, so that we can know them when we see them riding bicycle on their wedding day.

Confession14:
Ten minutes to your wedding u are called for a contract of 300million dollars,will you go for the contract or go for your wedding? if you are the bride/groom will you let ur spouse go? What if you were the pastor or rev. Father?

I had no doubt that only a naive little girl will post a topic like this. Esp one who never worked for money, paid for rent, clothing or food.

efobiugochukwu:
BLOCK THEIR FOOD SUPPLY
No method could work better dan dat.
The very strategy Gowon used against biafra.
As much as I stand with GEJ but he shld really do something. Am not asking him to join the battalion, just declare total war on this guys. I meant toatal war not just comin on air to vomit shit and just enter his room...or else he shld allow gowon deal with them.
GEJ till 2019

Your govt will be committing war crime and could lose an important PR war

Still looking for a certain babe I hooked up with in NYSC camp. She is a 6ft 5 pharmacist. Beautiful. She cut me deep. Op at 5ft 4 you are a self conscious short man. Deal with it.