₦airaland Forum

senatordave1:
Stop displaying ignorance here.the ministry of disaster and humanitarian affairs is incharge of the conditional cash transfer.they have distributed money in fct,anambra,imo,cross river,kano,rivers and its now the turn of lagos.up buhari

you are an idioot, lies will kill you some day
People like you is the reason this country is wreck and backward.
Donated to the above mentioned states kill you there liar. It's the responsibility of the federal ministry of finance and CBN since they are with banking data for all citizens, I know you don't know this and many more cos you are clueless like ur bubu Buhari.

He better leave including those cone heads admin who always ban me whenever am pouring out my heart on Fulani herdsmen and Hausa matters

Mohammadu Buhari have a covenant with date and suffering,

Why is all things are happening now?

Nigeria can't react positively to this maltreatment, after all Nigeria through Mohammadu Buhari government are indebted to Chinese government.

A debtor have no voice


Shame on Jibril/Mohammadu Buhari

So far say this things OP is gisting about is happening in Imo state I believe him
Imo state babes and guys are so good in scamming

Basic123:
Hausa Fulani woman is the deputy secretary-general of the United Nations we never hear noise.

INFERIORITY COMPLEX EVERYWHERE

one reason you will always remain stupid.

You Fail to understand that the above mentioned appointment was on recommendation cos of mumu Buhari Fulani bais mindset he keeps appointed his brother and sisters to position they don't deserve.

Ngozy Iwala's appointment are base on recognition and merit. The woman is shining like a sun, she is blessed and we are proud of her.

I spit on ur stupid buging face.
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeh

OtemAtum:
As you all know prior to this time, the god of Judaism and Christianity called Jehovah is the dumbest and the most stupid of all gods that has ever existed.

The knowledge of this god(Jehovah) in existence has made millions of people see the word 'God' as useless, stupid, absurd, insultive, senseless, careless, wreckless, dumb, weak, foolish, backward, nonentity, cruel, partial, wicked and as all manner of despicable adjectives. This is not far-fetched as we know that the guy in the name Jehovah has manifested the most senseless, most foolish and most meaningless characters in the book where he was written. He has murdered, raped, commanded genocides, showed partiality, showed favoritism, cruelty, constituted nuisance and all manner of evils according to the book of his religion.

Now presenting this evil guy as God Almighty does not only reveal God Almighty as a nonentity but also as an hardened criminal and a terrorist who doesn't deserve to be loved.

So if this is the god presented as God Almighty, it is indeed justifiable for people to deny him and spit on his face, because it doesn't seem true that an unintelligent, dull, stupid, unorganised and senseless being like Jehovah could form a more orderly solar system, gravity and the universe.

God is the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE and not the guy roaming the 'heavens' and the skies with robes and a half-dead lamb. Currently this Jehovah is even in a spiritual cage where the gods of science have subjected him to for a thousand years. May the LIGHT OF GOD ALMIGHTY REVEAL THE TRUTH TO ALL HUMANITY.

this one madness just start

May her soul rest in perfect peace

If mama was a perm sect in this current curruptible Mohammadu Buhari administration her bank account overseas would have worth billions of trillion dollar.
I can bet that mama don't have enough in her Bank account compare to the perm sect of this useless Mohammadu Buhari government.

APC of dumb

For the dumb

Useless bunch of hypocrite

Ishitinyourlife:
I live in the west, I'm single and in my late thirties, I work independently I have a store/cybercafe/gamehouse where I sell electronics like home sound system, games, pads, phone accessories, mobile phones etc and I also have a cyber cafe and a game house in the same building.

I have about 6 workers that run the place with me cos I can't be everywhere at all time and the shop is a little big. Among my workers is a very beautiful 22 year old undergraduate that works for me when she gets off school and during holidays. I like all my workers and I treat them right but I'm not really a guy that gets personal with people so they know I have boundaries, but this girl is exceptional. She takes her work diligently makes even more sales than me in the shop most of the time cos she is good with people.

This girl is very attractive and she dresses nice too. She doesn't wear revealing clothes. She's modest, all calm. I used to buy food from restaurants to eat in the shop before because I don't really like cooking but she told me I don't need to do that, she can make my food and bring it over to the shop for me. Like she will bring me food in the morning before school and afternoon and she refused to collect a dime from me.

People are starting to feel a certain vibe among us cos she smiles whenever she looks at me and even my workers do call her oga's wife jokingly.

In truth I like the girl but I don't know if asking her out might cause a problem to my business.

Advise me please.

bro that girl love you but it might be hard for her to say it to ur face
Secondly, she make more sales whenever she is around more than you the oga of the shop; that's luck for you. Don't wait for so long before u lose her to another man. Most time the fortune and progress of a man may depend on a woman sometime the reverse may also be the case.
Now my advice for you is; take her out thereafter closely watch her and her behaviour

michlins:
please when the powers that be comes hard on Wike, don't claim marginalization. There are exclusive lists which Wike have no power to control. This guy is just power drunk and we all know how Buhari can disregard rule of law when he wants to discipline someone. Ask NK,ask dasuki

another trash noted

Precious4real50:




I still remain Ada ogwashi

Happy birthday to you baby

Bunch of hypocrite
Swung in their foolishness
If I haven't met with nice and good hearted Muslim I would have think all are idioots like shekau
And Mohammadu Buhari

Fighting for Allah indeed

Politians names in a shrine

That's where they got their powers from

Rich4god:
The president spoke and followed it up with actions. Unlike some president who said he is surprised that the citizens were been attacked and killed by bandits and boko haram.

Come to think of it, it's a shame to us that the soldiers of another sovereign nation is fighting terrorist on our soil... To make the matters worse, it's not like these soldiers are from the US, NATO or any of the world powers, but Chadian soldiers...
How low could we get.

extremely low at petiable state.
The was calamity that ever befell Nigeria nation is this dumb government

This is serious

Romeo3:
haha. Nigerian quack doctors. The govt and the elites don't use them. Baba stay under your lockdown and keep quiet. This one is above you.

you called Nigerian doctors are quacks

I don't blame you, we are all here on nairaland
We may be equal for the meantime

Romeo3:
Fools. We need all the help we can get

America just accepted 1000 ventilators from china

shut up my friend, what help are you talking about?

Nigerians medics are of capable hands to curtail the pandemic if the useless government of the north will offer them chances they desire.

Inviting foreign doctors is an embarrassment to the Nigerian national

Victory662:
I've known this babe for over two months now. She's 21. Each time I try to have sex with her, she always comes up with an excuse that her mom said she will buy her a car if she marry as a virgin.

In my mind, I was contemplating dumping her or getting serious asap and tie the knot until I was shocked by the pregnancy test result I saw in her handbag.

The test is actually negative. We are on quarantine, so I still made another move after seeing the test paper and she said that fvcking same thing. Omo, I don't know what to do oo. Wether to confront her abi make I just port.

Seun and his crew should be very careful on trashes to push to front page these days

JAMO84:
Kudos to the Chadian army, but stop giving me the crap about President Deby leading anything. He did not fire a single round, he wasn't the commanding officer. He just turned up in military regalia at the bigging of the operation in order to boost the morale of the military personnel!!!

Did I also mention that the Nigerian army pushed the terrorists to the fringe of the lake Chad region were they attacked and killed 91 Chadian soldiers!

I AM DONE TALKING

what's this one trashing?

SomehowBROWN:
All this your story sha...holy spirit is real but your writing fiction. Who r u?

imagine the idioot spending time to build the trash stories here. People like him are even worst than the devil

EternalBeing:
First of all, this testimony wouldn't have happened if I've not been living a sacrificial life of Holiness that honours and pleases God.

First of all, these are steps on how to grow Spiritually and stop being a baby Christian that's dependent on prophets and pastors till death
Believe! Hebrews 11:6 "For they who come to God must believe that HE is, and that He is a Rewarder of they that diligently seek HIM."
That is the very first step, to believe in YAHWEH ALMIGHTY our CREATOR and HIS Son that died to reconnect us back to HIM. It sounds too uncomfortably simple to many people. But this is not just the whole Truth, but also the essence of man on Earth. The fallen state of man makes it hard to believe without seeing, yet technology has proved to every sensible human being that the absence of Evidence is not an evidence of Absence at all. Consequently, technology has made wise people to believe that God truly exist and made them to submit to HIM wholeheartedly in holiness. While devil has also used it to further numb and dumb down the naysayers to prevent them from alligning themselves to receive the Immortality that the CREATOR of Humanity has promised us.

Pray! The second step is to pray without ceasing, as being mandated by our Lord Jesus in the Book of Luke 18:1. The first and most important Prayer that must be relentlessly and Sincerely prayed is that God should help you to love HIM above all things in this World, that Holy Spirit should take permanent Control of your heart, your thoughts and the Source of you thoughts, and that HE should reveal HIS Purpose of creating you to you and help you fulfill it excellently. I prayed this only for good 3 years.

Yield to the Holy Spirit! The final and most important step is to walk by Faith by yielding to the Holy Spirit leadings ,and taking actions whenever you are prompt to by HIM. This is the most difficult aspect for most Christians, because devil hold them back by deceiving them to think it is just their heart speaking. To grow spiritually, forget the difference and obey the Voice. As a baby, don't be enslaved/incapacitated/immobilized by thinking you must know the difference between Voice of God and voice of your heart before obeying to do the spiritually good. Let Philippians 4:8 be your guide on this. Provided what the Voice said is not against God or humanity, do it! It is the only Way to know GOD better, if you refuse to take steps and obey, you will never grow spiritually. This is why many remain dependent baby Christians till they die. To illustrate this, a I will share the testimony of my good friend who grew from a chronic sinner to a spiritual Christian Giant. He said he always experience strange dreams and oppression for sometime. Holy Spirit has been urging him to wake up and pray between 12:00AM to 1:00AM, but he thought is was just his heart speaking, because of his unconscious unbelieve.

Finally, a day came when he rose up, not to pray but to go and ease himself in the rest room. As he was about leaving his room, he most reluctantly yielded to the leading of the Holy Spirit to go closer to his window and look out. Just directly behind his window, he saw gathering of about 18 to 25 cats in circle behaving very very strangely in a way that words can never fully explain.

He rushed to carry anointing oil and shouted "JESUS!" as he poured it towards them. They scattered and never returned since that day. Ever since then till date, this my friend set his phone alarm and always prayed heavily between 12:00AM AM to 1:00AM now. His spiritual life grew very rapidly. It started by him remembering his dream and they come to reality. Later as he completely focused his heart on pleasing God and submitted to HIM in holiness, he started seeing clear visions. Fully yielding to control of the Holy Spirit, he prays for other people and they receive their miracles, etc.

Christians, Play Time is Over! Start Living Spiritually Before It's Too Late!

Don't live by sight as witches and wizard do, they trade their Right to receive genuine immortality, that awaits every human that pleases our CREATOR, for ability to see the spirit world by the help of demons that later destroys them.

Heaven-bound Christians are not meant to wait to see before exercising a Authority and Faith over this World.

Few year ago, Holy Spirit (what many still call just the " voice of their own heart" ) told me to go on 3 Days dry fasting, starting a day before my Birthday and ending a day after. With some doubts as usual, I reluctantly obeyed. My phone was switched off for the 3 days. On the last day after breaking the fast, the very first call that entered my phone was from a man that was working with an herbalist that I did a Project for. I never knew that they lured with the big money to the project site for ritual purpose, and that by virtue of what the concluded I was not to witness my next birthday. The man that called was lamenting that they have been relentlessly and ceaselessly calling me since the previous Day (my Birthday), that now Baba has died on that Day! I was wondering what correlates. I severally tried to call him after them but he refused to pick.

Play time is over! I pity Christians that want to just lazy about with their spiritual life. In this so called modern World, the spiritual warfare has become fiercer than ever. Deceived souls that already sold their lives to Satan would destroy you without even batting an eye lid. It is too dangerous for a Christian not to hide himself/herself in holiness and Holy Spirit. Just permanently submit yourself to your CREATOR in holiness and believe/know that HE is already in full charge of your life.[/b]That thing you want to achieve, that high place you want to get to, HE has long passed their before it entered your imagination. So, submit to HIM and let HIS Will prevail to lead you to the fulfillment of your original glorious Destiny and the great Purpose for which HE created you! [b]Acts 17:28 "For in HIM we live and move and have our being."
Any person, being, power or gathering that try to kill any of us true Children of the living YAHWEH shall die in our place in JESUS' Name!

you are just ending up putting trash without making senses, what if the man just die a natural death on ur birthday, or probably the man is innocent?
And you are here yearning trash on social media about ur holiness and righteousness, we all know that people like u are wicked than the devil. I remember encounters I had with self acclaimed holy people like you.

I fucckin hate and find the whole post very disgusting,
Fucc u with ur superstitious believe

Iyiataata92:
OP, Churches have closed down while Mosques continue to hold services. Are you not still ok with that?
What more do you hold against Churches?

In your ignorant mind you think that the OP is against the church

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

Bro you have a degree in this field

Feranchek:
Good morning house. For over 6 months now, my penis has been itching me. I've been to different hospitals for help (BABCOCK teaching hospital inclusive). I've also tried different pharmaceutical stores around me, yet no solution. I'm deeply worried.

PLEASE doctors in the house, what help can you render a brother here. Thanks for your assistance.

Anonymous.

Mods please push this to front page to further help his condition.

bro crona start with you long ago, run for ur life

However, remember the last place you chook it before the icthing

Na there the wahala start


To fuccck these juicy pussy ladies raw na him sweet pass.

I de take the risk

But ur own u don cross road be dis

Kdon2:
Make them steal all they can, we are all in it together. No where to run for anyone this time around

Brother we are not in it together

They are different people.

They are politicians.

They are the thieves That looted the nation treasury.

Above all they have money in their Bank account.
Their stores are stock with food.

They have constant power supply

But for the poor masses,
They don't have food.

They don't have electricity

No money.

In this stay at home era, the poor masses suffers most.

Lets seperate the dust from the grains

It's a simple logic

Where is the case of Aluu four?

Maybe she doesn't worth it

What you worth shouldn't come to you as a surprise

sunnyanet:
Because it's a sign they are responding to treatment

there are infected with the virus, but the massive suffering from it are not smiling at all

Why are there smiling

They think it's a joke Abi

Send this to Ifeanyi Okowa

Copy Nyesom Wike cos if he doesn't withdraw these navy boys here in choba axis it gonna get down here next week we have been patient enough

He hasn't feed anyone here niether are we expecting anything from him, therefore has no right to push us indoor for a week now.

Wike we voted massively for with so much love at heart, risk our life and gone through intimation from Nigerian army at the polling stations, we fought against opposition here on social media and that same Wike now wanna starv us to death.

God will Judge him

Jacqueline22:
Simple fashion
I wear plenty of it

I 4 like to see it

primesoccer:
I met my girlfriend about 2yrs ago and we've been doing pretty fine. Before we met, she was in an abusive relationship and she had to quit.

In trying to understand ourselves, we've had to agree and disagree on some things, which I believe is normal. I love her and she loves me too.

I won't say I have the cash, but I'm always there to support her when she has a very pressing issue. Aside that, I take her out, we go shopping, and lots more...

She is this type of lady that if you try to correct her (in a very respectful manner) she will just get angry and may not even talk to you for even 2 days. Anger is a big part of her life. I respect her a lot and have never used abusive words on her.

When we just met, she was kind. She hardly comes to see me without buying something, even if it's N50 corn...a gesture that I appreciate so much. About a year into the relationship, her character changed. She became somewhat stingy. But I didn't take it to mean anything because I hate to even depend on anybody for anything. It didn't stop me from supporting her and doing the much I can for her.

She doesn't ever allow me touch her phone. What she does now is that whenever I'm to see and spend time with her, she turns off her data. She rejects some calls when we are together. As someone who wants peace at all times, I've sat her down to tell her my observations and ask what the matter was. But she told me nothing was the matter.

So, I decided to buy a new SIM card. I started chatting her as a stranger. She chats with me (the stranger) till even 2am. She has opened up everything about herself to the stranger. Her name, where she's from, what she does, where she lives and lots more. I'm just wondering why someone who just chatted you today is already getting to know everything about you.

Now to the reason I opened this thread: she told the stranger guy that she isn't in any relationship. Though, she added that she just met a Guy last week through her friend and they are both trying to work things out. She even sent the picture of the new guy to this stranger.

I'm still wondering why she will do a thing like that. I'm not in her life to waste her time. She is very aware of that. I told her last December that we shall go see her people this year and seal everything, but she told me that we still have time and no need for the rush.

Personally, I had no reasons to suspect her of possibly cheating, but her actions when we are together made me get a new SIM card and started chatting her up anonymously.

On my part, I'm a guy that ladies even open up to me that they like me. They also say I'm very intelligent and all that. I'm very transparent to her. I don't hide nothing from her. I can leave my phone with her without any fear because I don't have anything to hide.

I've never had anything to do with any lady since I met her. I so much believe in keeping your body and soul to just the person you are with...whether relationship or marriage. If you can't do that, why not just tell the person that you are not interested again than going your way to deny the person before another guy.

Ladies and gents, why on earth will a man or woman do this to someone who had dedicated his or her all to you?

I will gladly welcome your contributions, including bashing...

Addition: I am business oriented. To make her depend less on any man for money, I have created a passive income source for her that generates about 20k for her monthly

so now the omens are clear, what do you want us to do? Those good days you were breaking down in between her thighs and enjoy her honey there were you called upon us or you share experiences and testimony with us.

Now use ur head

If you like hit the wall
Bucket or anything, but verily verily I say to you son use ur head