₦airaland Forum

hammerT:
Rule No1 never pick fight with a woman, becos u cannot win.

Las, las, she will punish u and e dey pain.

If in doubt ask Diddy, how him head be am?

People like me, i dey know wen to beg, buy present and do the needful before it get out of hand.

I already know i cannot win.

Sissy speaks....

erai30:
Hmmmm wonders they say will never end, so you this dullard still thinks that Timi and his wife lied against this KREST AMBASSADOR, well may God allow your daughter to experience the same thing like Timi's wife did. Mtcheeewww

Well, God won't allow my daughter to go through that because I won't be that careless to let my kids flock around men just because of money and affluence. And I wouldn't be far from my kids not to always checkmate on them to know when they start drifting in lust coated with love...

Lastly they will always see me as their first love that they can't be able to hide a thing from me.

With the following points of mine, I believe you've received sense to avoid such befalling you n your households.

Moreso, hustle ooo, so that we won't have your daughters and prolly sons cry worst in future time.

Cheers!

naturefellow:
you're a worker in COZA?

Nope, never even being to the church for a day.

1shortblackboy:
who is Bukola?

The only Bukola I know is Bukola Saraki the ex senate president... If there's any, then they neither come nor exist here.

Bukola and Timi will not sleep well tru out this month....merely looking at them, you will see that their happiness are genuine and truly radiates from within.

Unlike other folks putting on fake smile just for the photo whereas their hearts are grieving.

Good Day Brethren, please I urgently need your suggestions. I will go straight to the point on this one.

I'm relocating to another province. I have an option of two cool houses the only problem I have now is that one is being managed by a lawyer and the other is just being managed by the Landlord.

Please beloveths which would you suggest I rent, sighting that I have never stayed in a house being managed by a lawyer before, and I heard most houses being managed by lawyers always have unnecessary n unwarranted issues.

Mind you the two places respectively are in different estates.

Please help....

Mynd44
Dominique
Lalasticlacla....

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Aiyk2333:
V z gat some dope shit though buh he hasn't matched M's.

Just in business that's all, he came through when rap was at it's peak in Nigeria and took great and business advantage of it before it faded...

He's actually among the best to ever do rap in naija BTW..... I'm only speaking when it comes to repping the hip hop culture... M.I is nowhere near that....

IamCharles123:
But i have listened to vector new diss and its still dry, abi my ear dey pain me. I slept of while listening to the song sef.

It's obvious beats makes you feel good...just beats/sounds, that makes you a no fan of rap and hip hop.

Always listen to lyrics, it does more good and healing than beats/sounds.

Vector nailed it with his lyrics, he went straight to point.....this ain't beef to me but vector stating the obvious, and of course facts...M is good but lacks some sh!t every hip hop head should have, I need not say more because you won't understand.

Bless up!

Richdad50:


It takes maturity not to expose a chat or chats bothering on misunderstandings. Bringing issues of personal dealings and confidentiality to public discourse is not only damaging to your foe but also to your credibility and temperament, your ability to hold trust.

Make calls if you must threaten, or make unworthy remark to strangers, friend or acquaintance.

For those who talk plenty or make incessant remarks, threats, or promises on WhatsApp, it is a very bad idea. That friend turned enemy will unload your deepest thoughts or remarks to the world if provoked.

Richdad

Nice observations, but calls can be recorded and that's even worst....

For WhatsApp or anyother social media chats, you can claim your account was hacked.

My opinion though.

Gwagone:
Na you create space for ram abi

Go back to school you indomie pikin.

KingBaba1:
OK... What about mode nine

Grand daddy, modo is a god in rap when u talk naija n Africa hip hop, he still have a place in hip hop map.

I'm no davolee fan cus dude keeps ranting like a depressed pregnant woman that's frustrated while contemplating suicide at it, worst be say dude can't speak English no matter how horrible it may sound or even pigin.....for the dremo track, the lines are the weakest I've ever heard after reminisce diss track to vector...dude can do better but rolling with davido makes him so comfortable, no lyrical exercise, wordplays and punchlines no more or even dope metaphors, just garbage n noisy smelly trash.

Vector remains the truest, long ass keeping hip hop arrive in Nigeria still counts.

M.I is seemingly good but doesn't live and represent hip hop as supposed to.

He failed not in his career but in the culture....

verygudbadguy:
M is gunning for V's job after the expiration of the Martell's contract. He actually tweeted that he was ready to get the henny job. You can't be friends with a man tryna steal ur job.

I like Vector tho. He is intellectually dope. As in all round. Checkout his interview with Daddy Freeze and you'd get the point.

M.I is Corny as fvck, he's good no doubt but I think it's just grace.....dude doesn't act like a dopehead,always acting cocky n like an envious snitch, don't know if it's because of his height..

Real rappers stay true n real regardless, remembering how he ended millz says more of the kind person he is, May I never meet someone like M.I in my lather to success.

Grupo:
I'm also an introvert and a recluse at that.

I have been freelancing for years since I left school. But seriously, the way this country is going now is getting me scared.

Even efcc doesn't understand that you are a freelancer. I see no difference between them and illiterate Sars. They believe that having a computer makes you a fraudster.

I don't want a situation where they would plaster my face all over the internet before even verifying that I am not a fraudster. I have a reputation to protect.

Na to enter Canada or a sane, stable African country sure pass. I don even start the process.

What African country please?

chrischukszy01:
When u kept on hearing I work from home! What do expect?

Meaning to work from home is now wrong or what?

Cybertrooper:
If you don't have PayPal account Wire transfer is your best option . With WT you will get your funds 'wired' into your local bank account at a cost of $25.

If 80% of your earnings comes from the internet or you run an 'internet company', I will advise you register your company in the US. You can then open a US bank account with your company name. Then go create and verify PayPal business account to send and receive money from your clients. All done from Naija no need of VPN other nonsense.

How?

OGAPARIS:
Woooooow! All these insults for me alone?

You deserve more than those, how could you be so insensitive.

If only you know how much pain this morons have caused to the populace of Abj and by extension me in particular, you would know you deserve a sucker punch on the nose for such a stupid post of yours.

Mkpi Hausa....

OGAPARIS:
Nigerians and jungle justice aka JJ.
What happens to been tried in a law court for crying out loud?

God pu.nish that your mouth....if you're part of them and don't repent soon, yours will be worst.

This evil fellows will go as much as stabbing you if you have no money on you as if they gave you money to keep for them, or maybe naija is good on you separately...

Onukwu a is here justifying them....
Law court trial gbuoo gi there.

Ewu igala...

nkwuocha1:
Lol...
And they are still building.
Many of this houses are owned by politicians with ZERO IQ other than stealing big.Thats why I pity our youth,UNA SUFFER NEVER START.When your politicians steal to build empty houses instead of factories and manufacturing companies,you should understand that your future is as USELESS as the 'p' in psychology.

Check from Apo,to Dutse,to Airport road,to Galadima axis,empty beautiful estates in their hundreds.

Igbo man go steal build plazas and estate.Even the plazas are ALMOST USELESS.After the ground floor is occupied,that's the end.The rest becomes empty warehouses
Yoruba man go steal build and buy houses everywhere
Hausa man go build Estate,leave it empty for years WITH ZERO BUSINESS IDEA.


At the end of the day,EFCC go dey find yahoo boys feeding their families from ill gotten wealth.

If Nigeria was a piece of clothe, I'd pour some fuel on it and flick a lighted match over it.
The one wey dey vex me na Igbo people wey dey build Estate for Abuja.Who go buy the houses s it the bwaris or gbagis,whoARE YOU PEOPLE MADDDDDDDD?!?!?!?I ask again,ARE YOU MADDDDDDDDDDDDFD?!?!?!?

MAD COUNTRY!

I love you bro....#No Homo!!!!

Mustsucceed:
Honey I didn't ask you not to reason intelligently instead of throwing tantrums why not work on it

Bros I no wan abuse you or take this personal with you.... I hope n expect you to be a victim soon, and if you're one of them or affiliates with any, may karma never miss your address...

Good morning!

Mustsucceed:
Your last statement is odd,why? Because you can't replace the face .the person who is supposed to he killed would still be seen and heard of so why kill another on his place ?

Why are you sounding so absurd, insensitive and indifferent, or are you one of them

People are telling you what's happening and you're sounding so rigid and awkward...

Even if you don't live in Nigeria, don't you have a family or friend here

azraeljaheel:
To the individual above me what has SARS got to do with this...


Insensitive souls everywhere

Hope they find him ALIVE

For real bro, jokes apart he's right....

My neighbor's son was declared missing for days, and was later found in SARS custody, when he came back he confirmed that some were arrested and killed without their people knowing their way about...they were also declared missing too...

Those guys are evil.... They arrest you and no one asks of you, they will use you and replace another person that's rich and on death list.

GavelSlam:
A policeman once attempted to look into my phone and as I handed it over to him the phone locked.

He asked me to open it and I asked him if he wants to see my wife's pictures.

By the time I identified myself, he was pleading with style.

They know their catchment.

By the way, the policeman in the footballer's case accepted the identity of the player eventually, therefore no case.

Which identity be that?

Enlighten us.

RexTramadol1:
I agree partly, but you and I know freelancing doesn't just become big, it's slow and steady




If the EFCC do not have a good reason to go after these dudes, I bet you they won't



You can't be driving a car in the tune of millions and not either have a shop or office that people can identify you with



But you see a 17-20 year old in a 15million worth of vehicle



It doesn't happen even in saner climes



If you work on system and it gets big, you will surely try to expand your horizon



And register with CAC, with that EFCC will have to investigate properly before they arrest

You weren't making any sense till the last two lines.

I work from home legitimately and I have so many friends alike, we need no shop or office.

Just say they ought to have a business registered under CAC period, that your idea of getting a shop or office is outrightly off point and unreasonable.

SoNature:
I don't know why I don't believe this story, especially not with the EFCC.
If you tell me SARS, I will understand.
I work from my house, and I have this concern.
However, I have my lawyer on ground.
The day they will burst into my house, they will pay for every pin damaged
I learned Alakija became a billionaire because she sued the federal government and won the case.
Maybe, I will become a male Alakija

My old time friend, how are you....

Just pray they don't remember you both efcc n SARS.
I'm actually speaking from experience, those your thought n beliefs don't work in a Nigeria of nowadays.
How many people have you seen come out victorious as of late after suing any of the federal government's revenge tools parading as anti-graft agencies. Even if you're so lucky to succeed, your life will come on the line.

Just be safe man,watchful and mindful.

obingo25:
i dont know if it exists but i am just curiuos too.
A site was giving me that option since i dont got a paypal yet.

I don't know what you're talking about, neither am I a banker.

Visit a banking hall if you have any question.

Thank you.

Budline1:
This could be a set-up. The Uber driver might have set him up. Obtaining na normal thing for Naija police especially in Lagos, RRS don lead me to atm to withdraw 120k plus from my account once else they would av killed me that night while I was leaving Lagos that year. They insisted that I was a yahoo boy because I own a car and I was using a smartphone containing my forex account and other legitimate businesses online. They'll take u to d nearest atm and withdraw the maximum limit they can. Sars/Police are brutal everywhere but Lagos own get high degree, kudos to those living in Lagos, I hail u na. Relocated from Lagos basically more because of this kind of ppl. They are nothing but dream killers.

Sincerely lagosians are trying. I salute their courage and perseverance.

Can't even imagine myself living there or going for a long visit.

LCling:
Thank you @2special. I don't know how to make it on Monday considering my work time.bt I try reach bank and do so. As for police these guys I don't no y I'm feeling uncertain that dis 5k u quote is not all ,by the end of the day another zero could join. Maybe because of my friend

Since you hardly have time and can't create time for it, go to twitter and Instagram post it in a detailed and more understanding form (what you wrote there on 'inbox " and "5k" is not comprehensive enough.

Make a detailed twitter, Facebook and Instagram post, cc NPF,Segalink, VP osibanjo, National Assembly, Ben Bruce, Shagamu, Abba kyari, lagos npf And so many other authorities and right thinking individuals that are influential. Moreso the said bank,their HQ, that branch, CBN-this is for inside bank investigation. After that damage and apply for new card, likewise your friend.

Be pitiful and sorrowful in your post, then most importantly pray to God about it for his intervention through any of those people you tagged/copied, and also for your own safety. That will work I guarantee you by God's grace.

Best of luck.

obingo25:
excuse me sir but do i need a domiciliary account before i can get a bank wire transfer?

What is bank wire transfer?

obingo25:
u dont mean it but will you have to bring refrees?

Of course, two refs with current account, preferably with same bank (Gtbank).

Photoshop, ain't believing sh!t from this land no more till he speaks on NTA tonight.