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This man is right, I often wonder what's so spectacular about that place.

I've never been interested, never will I.

donbachi:
Look at how she rubbed his back.as a way of saying "baby happy you're back"...if na nigerian girl.wetin u go hear na "if u like go back to ur goalkeeping,na ur eye go clear soon"

Omo u be typical Nigerian. So correct!!!

Tiri bottles of origin for u jare.

No wonder those morons where laughing at him upon his arrival at the airport. Inasmuch as he might have huge sense of humor sighting from unbiased fellows that knows him quite closely, his leniency and level of trivial approach towards anything that's not Muslim related is disheartening.

He doesn't even take APC as a party seriously the way he takes Islam. Most of those anti-apc that he attacks through DSS,efcc n co are just masterminded by his cabals and not directly him.

Na only God will save us for dis country, it only gets worst but we the children of the most high will always be covered and protected from their evil/Islamic agendas.

Bros we are coming.

Hmmmm....hope she's not the one @IamSoProlific

https://www.nairaland.com/5155610/please-shes-suicidal#77881471

Wawoooo....so much to say, but someone should remind me once this hits FP, for now let me be done with my beans class.

On a serious note, mynd44, Dominique and co. This is FP deserving, cuz I have no R.I.p to give when Ms lover lover finally takes her life, she needs to see this and retrace her steps before it's too late.

My guy still give her time sha as we offer u free hug service

Like the way you write tho...

I rather worry about improving my skill on cooking beans perfectly well and also how to dance "leg work n GBE body eh" so fvcking well rather than think about what's happening in that upper chamber or Nigeria at large.

At times I wonder if there's anybody from Nigeria that will actually make heaven. We are thieves in one way or the other, either directly, hands of extension, association or environment. Let dem sell Nigeria n share the money amongst all...

#EndNigeria!!!!!!

I thank God for ur life onyi22, I can see the lobotomy conducted on u went successfully.

Pls check n work on ur dp too, for perfect proof that(the lobotomy) it's completed.

Igbo boiz way...

I thank God for ur life onyi22, I can see the lobotomy conducted on u went successfully.

Pls check n work on ur dp too, for perfect proof that(the lobotomy) it's completed

For anything elrufai nor boogharia related, not for me just try the next door. I don give up for their matter.

Onyi22:
Vanity upon vanity all is vanity....
What will it profit me to owned this kind of mansion on earth n loose my soul in hell.....
I better continue managing my one room on earth n enjoy Paradise in heaven .......
Repent DJ khaled n accept Jesus Christ now because tomorrow may be too late........

I thank God for ur life gal, I can see the lobotomy conducted on u went successfully.

Pls check n work on ur dp too, for perfect proof that(the lobotomy) it's completed.

This people again.

AFCON should do n come ojere!

Was meant to return back to the US this year, but I let that slide just for her. I'm happy about that tho, love her n don't wanna loose her. If you're seeing this, oma'm I love u and will always do like I've always promised.

[quote author=enemyofprogress post=77180532][/quote]E pain am

unclexofficial:
A Nigerian couple who met on Twitter are set to marry, as they both agreed on taking the forever decision and are already using the #wemetontwitter. The soon-to-be bride who announced their engagement on same platform, revealed how she always envied couples who wrote their epistle with the Hashtag #Wemetontwitter. 

She tweeted; I have always envied Couples who wrote their epistle with the Hashtag #Wemetontwitter but today!!! TwitterNG, Today!!!! Your Girl is using the same hashtag!!!! I said Yes to forever with my favorite human.



https://unclesuru.com/2019/04/01/nigerian-couple-who-met-on-twitter-set-to-marry/

Soon ours will be #WeMetOnNairaland!!!

Enemyofprogress how far..

Malawian:
After the beans have "done", that is when you really start cooking it. That is the secret of sweet beans

Done where,when and how

How does this help the fact that I still can't cook beans to my taste despite knowing how to cook other foods..
At this my age and planning to get married next year, now wify wahala go poju

The annoying part is that beans is one of my fav...
Any other news gracing FP asides my betterment as a beans cooker is as good as pig's poo.

safarigirl:
People without Benz bothered about how much a Benz owner bought his Benz.


We need to really check our priorities in this country. Irrespective of how much he claimed to buy it, he sha bought it and that is more than we can say for most. Now, if y'all discover he borrowed it, then, we have a discussion

Hey demoiselle, having being following u of late, I must say your wealth of reasoning and approach to stuffs on this platform has sure tickled my fancy. Your type is worth acquainting with, can I get to meet you in person, especially with nature making us share same locality??

MrTrend:
See His Photo Below;

See More At; https://www.brainnewsradio.com/young-man-becomes-blind-after-being-tortured-by-sars-in-oyo/

Pls OP can I get in touch with this victim particularly, I can really be of help both medically and in getting him Justice.

NB:- Free Of Charge....
Pls help link us if you can. Thanks!

Larryslim:
This blackface na idiot!
You said 2face stole your song, for over 10years, you can't enter studio and make another song.
Even 2face has dropped so many hits over the last three years, like amaka, holy holy, oyi, gaga shuffle etc.
Or 2face steal your talent join?

God bless you bro, you just took the word outta my mouth...the dude is just deceiving himself, faze no move on

Atleast faze is somehow still relevant, but this one has decided to kill himself by himself.

Hmmmmmmm, Enugu is not known for tragedy because it's in the "HAND OF GOD"....So nothing fit happen.

BTW if you're a Nigerian, living in Nigeria and haven't visited Enugu state then you're on a longggggggg thing.

God bless that city.

Owenn115:
What about Lagos

Google.com

Newboss:
Most attractive area in Abuja?

Abeg shed more light on this part?

I said ONE OF THE MOST

Undeniably one of the most...

EdoBozz:
I no wan mention the estate name sha, but e dey around galadimawa side. Make I no cast the estate name. I think that's like the best estate in that zone but its up to you to decide which is the best estate in that area were that kind chilling fit happen. That's a little clue bro.

Baba na that side my estate dey ooo, and I dey suspect Sunnyvale, Suncity, Northern estate and Kabusa garden, more especially Kabusa garden and Sunnyvale estate since u said some part is still developing.

Those areas are one of the most distractive areas in Abuja. Just play safe tho, STIs or marine spirits no sabi wetin be ajibo ooo.

Cheers!

Abj....arguably the best city to live in Nigeria.

abagajnr93:
OK the stakes are different can u help me with ur management company so as to confirm if they can also cater for buses thanks....

Where do you reside?

Send me a mail.

Opinionated:
If you are not living on the Island side of Lagos, especially VI-Ikoyi-Lekki-Ajah axis, you may be missing the following:

1.Fresher air and sands: Truth be told, there is this special air you feel on entering Island, starting from Bonny cantonment, or, especially, entering through Ikoyi. Island generally has fresher air. Mainland air can be thicker and more polluted. Even the sands on the Island are fresher - the white, beach-type sands everywhere compared to the dirty brown sands of Mainland. There is even less noise on the Island. Less indiscriminate honking of vehicle horns by hardened drivers that are the kings of the roads on the Mainland, more neighbourhoods using soundproof generators, etc.

2. Less aggressive LASTMA: LASTMA, the Lagos traffic police, are generally more gentle and less aggressive than on Mainland. In fact, apart from a few spots on the Lekki-Ajah expressway, you hardly see LASTMA guys on Island. You hardly see LASTMA arguing with people. You hardly also come across VIO and other traffic law enforcement agents. Perhaps because Island drivers are more law abiding? Perhaps because of potential of the driver of that private car being a big man?

3. More exotic autos: Driving on VI-Lekki-Ikoyi axis on a Sunday evening can be therapeutic. You see fine cars being driven by young and upwardly mobile folks. You don't get much of that on the Mainland except in a couple of places.

4. Less heavy trucks: Until very recently due to Dangote refinery construction, you hardly see heavy duty vehicles on the Island. Although you now see a couple of them, usually late in the night, on Lekki-Epe expressway, the situation is still far better than in many parts of the Mainland.



5. Better security at night: You can drive around  late in night on the Island with little worry about security. You see heavily armed security men at almost every turning late into the night. If you are a night crawler, you have little worry on the Island as you are almost always covered.

6. No yellow buses: Let's face it, those yellow buses are an eyesore. No wonder the state government banned them from entering Island.

7. More orderly traffic: While there is traffic on the Island as it is on Mainland, there is hardly complete lock-down on the Island. No matter how bad, the traffic will still be moving. Island traffic is more orderly. Probably because there are more corporate gentlemen as road users. A major source of traffic on the Mainland is breakdown of one long articulated truck, you hardly see that on the Island. Add the fact that there are less trucks and carelessly driven yellow buses, and you will understand why Island traffic "schooled abroad" while that of Mainland "schooled" in you-know-where.

8. Less one-chance: Cases of one-chance, robbery using public transportation system, while they exist, are far less heard of on the Island.

9. Less traffic robbery:  Cases of brazen robbery inside traffic are very few and far between on the Island, although they exist.

10. Natural swimming pool: Okay, you may not miss this: your street (or even bedroom) turning into swimming pool at the slightest downpour!



Any other thing we have missed?

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/living-on-the-island-10-things-lagos-mainlanders-are-missing/

What's all this hype about Lagos sef. The city might be dope but never can I reside there, city is damn saturated by bunch of vices and it's way too lousy, randy and congested. A lot of negative factors to contend with on the daily, wonder how its residents cope day in day out. Island or no island, Lagos na lagos...

abagajnr93:
thanks sir I must say ur a very busy and hard man to get hold of. Av looked up the Internet but am not really certain(am talking on commercial public buses but u said car) I know u av given me a lot but can I ask for more.. Probably contacts or email thanks for ur time

Saw ur mail which I've long replied.
Maybe recheck your mailbox...
BTW twas a Toyota car that I bought not bus.

Cheers

Magnus do u have an evidence on that
Or u wanna ride on false pretence... Well once it will contribute to the daura movement why shouldn't you.
Abi suffer no dey tire you

abagajnr93:
@pentools pls I need ur attention on this kindly help

Go for hire purchase bro, that was what I later went for and the outcome thus far has been great. Just find a serious and more reliable management outlet to manage it for u, they will do every-every for u just give them the car with the photocopy of the papers and they will take it from there.

Funny enough I don't even know the driver that's with my car in person, neither do I have any of his contact. I only have his name through the name on his weekly deposits on my bank account.

Cheers!