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someone should please teach her how to spell "because"

evansjeff:
its irritating and childish the way you bring up "witch" to any post related to Edo state, and you're not even worth my time...get back to school and learn how to talk good English, and then maybe we'll talk.

dude take a chill pill. quit taking everything so seriously or you could get a stroke over nothing.
if you're from Edo state and you don't like my comment, why don't you either just say so or just overlook it.
I've never seen any scenario where keeping mute killed someone.
and FYI, it's very silly of you to assume that someone choosing to speak pidgin English is a sign of delinquency in education. last time I checked, nairaland is not an English language lecture hall.
Don't quote me over this issue again. just fvuck off my mention.
Peace

evansjeff:
what has witches got to do with this post now? and on thorough check, the witches in your street alone may actually be more than the ones in the whole of Edo state. At least use your senses a times, (except you want me to believe you don't have).

have you been to my street? why are you taking the post personally, abi u be winch?

Even with all the winch wey full Edo state, this man get mind to commot for night to go rob pesin.
Guys get mind o.
Anyways, recession take over!

something of this nature happened to my bro around April this year.
he was walking to the bus park to take a bus to school when he sighted a pretty lady walking towards him. he was in a hurry but he just had to stop and at least collect her number. he said as soon as he said hello and she responded, she ran behind a parked vehicle and hid and started crying. he felt maybe her boyfriend had passed and sighted her. d guy said he called her to come out and when she raised her head from behind the car, her eyes were red and the pupils weren't showing.
mehn he just picked race

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alexov:
It's her body she can put on whatever makes her comfortable. My way of seeing it is, as long her actions or in this case clothes aren't harmful to anyone then it's fine by me.

Would you say the same thing you're saying if that was your sister up there?

veekid:
That Ferrari spider go good for oppression

I swear. Na to use am dey intimidate guys for street

Enuguboy4nsk:
yes oo....I hate empty chest beating and noise making...there is nothing to celebrate here or are they just new in growing rice?? other states with large landmass have been doing these all along without noise making...pathetic and mediaeval chest beating grandiose lots

at least encourage this kinda thing. a bag of rice costs 24k here in Owerri. encourage people and they'll do more.
there's a saying that "if you thank a great man for what he did, he'll feel obliged to do more"

Enuguboy4nsk:
believe u me...the amount they have spent to organise this show is far going to be more than the harvest returns....pathetic people!

Hater

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I swear them suppose put this country for OLX. this man will buy the entire country and we'll all work on his factories

the way people jump to conclusions on this forum is baffling.
people who dnt know anything about the church will come and be trying to judge.

FYI, CATOL, where the priest was transferred to is much bigger than his current place so he was in fact elevated

lol. at least she begged codedly. there is owu (poverty) in the land but man must wack

which one is the mercy and which is the aigbe?
how does this affect the price of rice??

THIRD TO COMMENT! ABEG THESE TWO POSTERS BEFORE ME, NA 12G NETWORK UNA DEY USE?

Prodeegee:
Do you know havoc was the dog patorankin used in alubarika?

also in Ice Prince ft AKA - word

MarieSucre:
this is barbaric. Why are they sacrificing a dog?

it's because goats have gone on strike. there's hunger in the land

SONGS SOLOMON CHAPTER 7 VS 6 TO 8


How fair and how pleasant art thou, O love, for delights!
7 This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes .
8 I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples;
9 And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak.

see question.

Some nairalanders don't go to church unless they hear that rice will be shared

adrusa:
I don't understand. Are you suggesting that MTN should be queried for giving me the choice to block your spam text messages?

Lolz. guy pity the OP jhoor

dfrost:
Alcohol? Do you how the society looks at someone that reeks of alcohol during the day?

Bros this your advice to prospective job seekers no make brain abeg. Haba!

I didn't mean to take it in excess. just a little and you cn always brush when you're done.

and the young man had to make it public.
some youth and mumuism be like *where's that Jacob Zuma pix*?

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a little alcohol always helps for those who get freaked out during interviews.
try it and thank me later.


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