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immobilare:
I spent two years at ogun waterside while working, my experiences of the fetish are legion

At about 10 at night, and all through the night, you will hear cocks crowing! Which cock crows at 2200hrs?!!! Still at night, you hear goats bleating and they sound like little children crying! Was really scary

One morning, I was to travel to Abeokuta, I wanted to carry out routine checks on my vehicle, I opened the bonnet and it was warm. I also noticed broken snail shells on the engine block, as if it was intentionally placed there. I never drove the vehicle the day before nor did I give anyone the keys. The car was parked in a secure, gated and fenced compound

I woke up one night at about 0200hrs, saw a large black ghostly apparition at the bedpost staring at me as if it was looking over me.

I once was traveling from ijebu ode to Abeokuta, I suddenly had the urge to take a dump, just after Bowen university, I stopped and wanted to do it in the bush. I saw a little clearing, as I approached, I noticed a shrine with "ebo" and all these other fetish objects. I was feeling like a man, as I approached the clearing, I heard a strange noise, as if someone was disturbing the bushes around but there was no one or nothing there. The closer I came, the louder the noise. If I moved back, the noise will reduce. Oh boy, I had to abandon that clearing o, found somewhere else to take my dump.

Yeah, those people are really fetish.

I don't really know if I believe in JuJu, but something happened to a fellow corper during my NYSC last year.
was posted to ogun Waterside LGA. on a Monday, during morning devotion in the school I was posted to, a fellow corper flogged a student for coming to school in dirty uniform and sent the student home. this happened in the morning. by 12pm that same day, the Corper took excuse and went back to his house while we remained in school.
when we got home after dismissal, we met the Corper washing his clothes. as in he brought out all the clothes he had including his vest that was still new and still inside the packet.
we were all shocked and kept asking him why, but he was just replying that they were dirty. we began to suspect jazz was at work.
it was the landlord of the house who eventually overheard us and asked us the name of the student. after he was told by one of the corpers, he made a phone call to the student's father. it wasn't up to 2 minutes after the call, my guy recovered his senses

2shur:
Na alibaba.
Its called email cloning..e.g garybiller@gmail.com(cloned version...garybilleR@gmail.com
Fake invoice
Bla bla bla
Redirecting payment deposits to company acct
Mostly aboki.
One of my chairman dey run am
He dey malay.
He dey pick 250m 400m
Na transfer and alibaba
All them nanocore.
Rat
Crypter
Static i.p
And other virus dem.
Na mostly yankee and germany australia e dey work cos dem dey do online transactions.
Dem don cast alibaba.com

lolz. bro, u sabi d work

urheme:
Seriously.
this is an insult to Christianity......a Pope that drinks beer......nonsense.

bro taking alcohol is not a sin, even according to the Bible.
what the Bible is against is taking it to excess, that is, getting drunk from taking too much alcohol. Don't let the way bloggers present information to sway you. they do it on purpose to drive traffic.
thanks you

kurzm:
Nobody seems to see a thing wrong with d pope gulping bear, world is really crazy, why then do y'all blame other pastors for adultry, DAT should be cool too na. Alryt, gay is good, says d pope. Zombie people.

dnt kill yourself. taking beer is not a sin. the sin there is taking it to excess

nonsobaba:
Nwa wawa, swerve.

bro you're stu.pid. That's all

XaintJoel20:
Hello.

Should in case you need more than one Computer Engineers, I am readily available I can relocate to anyway in Nigeria.


I am very proficient in computer repairs and maintenance.

I'll prefer someone who is resident in Owerri as that's my current location. Contact me via my profile

enshi:
After making a distinction in national diploma computer engineering from a federal polytechnic the future looked as bright as laser Light..
With much enthusiasm and believe i proceeded to apply for direct entry into one of the Universities of science and technology to also pursue a degree in engineering..
As a result of the delay in the University admission process that year i couldnt wait till i was enlisted for the degree program so i applied to further with my higher national diploma in my former school. The Hnd admission came without delay and luckyly for me the admission with the University also came along and believe me i took both as a challenge and went through them successfuly..

Due to the gap between the two admissions i was able to run them concurrently. At This point no youth in nigeria could be assured of a brighter future than i was..

Again i made a distinction in higher national diploma and a second class upper in my B. Eng... All in computer engineering.

Mobilization for NYSC came through first at the polytechnic so i served with my hnd and with a distinction i was posted to a federal university... What other assurance do i need for a brighter future ahead...

DAYS OF AGONY

with a month to the end of my service year i already had my CV, cover letter and i was prepared to go out and showcase my abilities.
April 14th 2016 i was so happy to drop the khaki and the jungle boot and with a happy heart i headed home..

Firstly i started with the online applications and after some months i started submitting hard copies from company to company..

After six months my family started showing signs of being human after all and i tell you this is the quickest invitation To depression.. In two weeks from now, it would have been a year sadness, dashed hope and ofcourse loneliness.

To cut story short i am beginning to think that education, sound result, qualifications, and the promise of a better future via academics is just a mere mirage..

This days i find it difficult to let people know i am a graduate... They get to find out them selves later and the sorry face they put up is a killer to my self confidence

Borrowing airtime from mtn, cutting my hair twice a month, trekking has become the Best means of transportation, laughter has become ostentatious, the worst is i no longer attend church services cos my regular appearance in same clothes is making Me an officer...

I need help but hey suicide has never been an option and would never be... I know it wont be like this forever but who knows where the help can come from.... I speak english Yoruba and igbo fleuntly... And i dont mind relocation as i am available for Immediate consideration

Bro you're a computer engineer. For your own sake drop your cert and create something for yourself. If you're interested, i'm starting up an ICT firm and we need a computer engineer to head one of our sections. If you're interested in joining us, get in touch with me so we can discuss

LOSKYXANDER:
does anyone in the house use bluehost company to host their wordpress blog? I want to register my wordpress with bluehost but I'm a bit confused. Does the payment for hosting also cover dormain name, or would you pay for domain name separately? what is their method of payment? And what is the difference between hosting on bluehost and paying for one of the plans offered on WordPress? Thanks

don't host with bluehost. I hosted a website with them last week and they disabled my account after 2 days, asking me to send some documents for verification. I've sent the documents and until now they've not re-enabled my account and my client who owns the website I hosted on the account has been on my neck

Emmyk:
So you want it all to yourself abi?

10% would've been on for them

that annoyed feeling when you get a $200 order knowing you'll eventually end up with $160 because fiverr will cheat you of 20%

SmartyPants:
You don't know anything my friend! Just over a year or so ago we took custody of two custom built frigates (brand new) from china. Including NNS Unity.

Why some people delight in spreading lies to tarnish the image of the country, I just cannot tell.

Don't mind them

malware:
This is a strategic intelligence that is not meant for Internet consumption. Countries all over the world send espionage agents to other countries for the sole aim of uncovering their military might. Why would our own be readily available on the net like this?

Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 please take it down before our intelligence operatives come after Nairaland.

Lolz. for your mind now you've made a valid point. FYI, countries all over the world make their military might public. They do that to instil fear in the minds of their would-be enemies. You won't attack me if you know I got an M16 always loaded and ready, would you?
They only keep their newer weapons classified.
The US, for example, even showcases their new weapons still under research. Google DARPA for more info.

stubornnn:
There is not one single historical artifact as significant as this in the whole of the South East and I guess that's why the Igbos are constantly jealous of Yorubas....

....heck, they are not even sure whether they're Africans or Isrealites. Shame and inferiority complex has made them to trade their historical culture for a foreign one...

The irony of it all is that the Jews are unrepentant racists that would mostly avoid any genealogical links with black Africans if possible.

Why?
Why are you exhibiting our stup.idity in public?

lofty900:
He must have been a poor shooter cos I can't imagine a pro shooter with pump action and double barrel in both hands being killed in a gun duel.

Let me give you an advice....never take a pump action or a double barrel to a gunfight where your appointment have AK-47. There's a difference between shotguns and rifles

steppins:
For someone who wants to ignore me, you're doing a terrible job.
From your posts, you sound like you're in deep pain. Lick your wounds and manage the Ekuke. I'm sure next time, you'll do the right thing.

the OP asked for advice. how difficult is it to either give the advice or just ignore him?
na waa o

End Time Doll.

I heard dat Ghosts chased the Brazilian President out of Presidential villa. Nigerian Ghosts una see wetin una mates dey do?

timota:
an average nigerian politician thinks more of the next election than the peoples welfare.Towards the election the activity of herdsmen will ceased and the fulani people of the core north will preach one north to the benue people and the Will buy it and vote a fulani into power and after election the fulani will deal with them

Bro, ur head dey there. There's something that baffles me about Nigerians, we never seem to learn from past experiences

NkayTiana:
thank you... respect the mood of the dog.... maybe he wasn't in the mood for all that. Doh sorry ehh

Dogs ain't like humans. They're always in the mood. This dog has spiritual problems jhoor.
I'll like to drop you a message in your inbox

At least glaucoma can be cured.

in other news,

I have declared that i will never smoke weed again after i spent the whole of last night dancing to the sound of the generator.

NkayTiana:
very funny

u think so? 45k gone in this recession ain't funny though. You're cute

softwerk:
My guy take am easy ohh It's not worth it, please delete that comment! If DSS really wants to come after you they will surely get you under 24hours! That very Tecno phone has a unique traceable IMEI number

I no fear, I dnt use tecno

homesteady:
Dog, Abortion?
Please how did it happen?

spontaneous abortion, I guess. either that or she snuck out at night to buy misoprostol

sollybaby:
really? hw

spontaneous abortion, I guess. either that or she snuck out at night to go and see a dog abortion doctor

TrumpDonald2:
U get luck say u dey anonymous for here. U better indicate that its a joke cos this is libel and u can be sued for it. U shouldn't have mentioned any bank's name. Now some slow pokes might think its true.

lolz. yes boss

Just Because I Borrowed A Pen✒ From a cashier At The Bank just this morning, and Failed To Return It. I just Got Home I Received An Alert That My Bank Account Has Been Debited With N50...

Ordinary Biro Wey Ink Don Almost Finish..
Fidelity bank , God Will Judge You People 5times.

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na joke o, before DSS go knock for my door tomorrow morning

This one na DoberWoman.
I think the OP is just trying to make a joke

The pup in the first pix seems to be smiling.
Nice pups bruh

snipesc3:
My male dog is of age mow but only has sex drive for his sister n mother, see trouble. He will fight other females in heat that was brought for his pleasure, this dog na winch o! What can i do to increase his sex drive towards all bitches in heat. See photo of the idiot

Lolz @the bolded.
Bruh, your dog is a pervert.
It's just like my female dog that I crossed and she aborted. That my ashawo dog had an abortion after I spent 45k to cross her.
Try renaming him to Buhari, he might agree to take the females to the other room

04kaa:
7 whole months and he never reach 100, seems adaobi doesnt know the kind of people we deal with in nigeria, lmfao.

why in the world should sony allow u register directly to psn when nigerians will not even buy their games nor psvr and play online? no be pirate and pc players full here ?? how many of u come out to tournaments in nigeria? , how many of u play online here?? Those that buy few games sef are busy buying fps only cod and overwatch and all that rubbish genre that no one cares about in the big picture of things ... u are all busy buying pirated ps3 games in nairaland, there are more ps3 posts in here than ps4 posts, u think this is what sony wants from nigeria??, make una dey there dey waste una time voting with fruitless venture that nobody cares about , those that need sony have already registered to psn in USa and Uk and others, make una dey maga una sef, sony has way more important things to do than pay attention to people who do not even have 24hrs electricity supply, keep wasting ur time tryna sign up for a useless venture , i will be happy to see that u can only amass 102 votes in 8 months.

Those that want to play ps4 online are already doing so, I play online everyday, i have psvr and already bought psvr games , i buy digital games how i like

I dont need a senseless petition to achieve anything or have fun especially from a group of people that dont even have constant electricty talkless of play online. or a group of people that are busy playing ps2 and ps3 games in a 4k ps4 pro world, shey na only 100 petitions una achieve in 7 months, i will be happy to see u achieve 109 in 12 months. lmao

I don't actually play video games, the nature of my job does not allow me time for that, but I signed that petition because I went through your irate rantings here. you defeatist mentality is one of the reasons Africa is backward.
Change your attitude

nice innovation. this might help reduce hunger brought about by this recession.

BTW, what's the use of all these witches who were supporting Buhari during the election.

Naija witchcraft that cannot locate where Our president is.... Is that one Witchcraft?

LeSammy:
Sir, I started breeding with a Boerboel... a very aggressive and dominant one infact and i trained her and she's well trained now

And for size.... she weighs more than I do

The way you painted this whole issue..
I hope you know what you're getting yourself into. You bought a dog that was created from a mix of 2 large breeds known for their size, strength, ferocity, stubbornness and aggressiveness.
I think its exaggeration, (mostly gotten from people who read about dogs online and have little or no practical knowledge)

you misunderstood me. You were able to handle yours. everybody ain't the same. I started with a Caucasian and I was able to train him well. I have a friend who has a Rottweiler and he's scared of the dog now that it has gotten much bigger.
that is what I was talking about to the OP