₦airaland Forum

How can we confirm is his pr*ick was never able to get erect?
How was the congregation able to confirm that the pri*ck was erect?
Since when did Joshua become an ere*ction expert?
Which church female usher was used to test if the pri*ck was indeed functioning properly?

So many questions, so few answers.

How can i confirm he didn't use one of the methods described in this website http://listernaija.com/2016/01/awesome-scientific-break-through-of-2015/ to do this?

I wish him luck with his new magic pri*ck

During one of his campaigns, he said he'll send all Nigerians back to their country.
Well, I guess okechukwu will soon be coming back home if this man effectually wins

At least okey got big cash to buy one of these items for the super rich http://listernaija.com/2016/02/10-most-expensive-items-for-filthy-rich/

This man's eventual victory could spell disaster to America's foreign policies.

Anyways, take a break from reading about impending disaster, visit http://listernaija.com/2016/02/10-subtle-signs-to-know-if-youre-the-side-chic/ to know if you've been wasting you life with the wrong dude

Progressive01:
Sorry, I no dey read Bible much oo, but did those happen before or after the commandments?? And still on the question I asked earlier- who gave the conditions for justified killings?? You or God??

They all happened after the commandments..

Not me. The conditions were given in the Bible. I'm not a Bible scholar otherwise i woulda given you a verse.

There's a difference between killing in war or maybe self-defence and murder.
The Bible is explicitly against murder.
God supported the Israelites during times of war. That should give you a clue as to whether one can kill during war or not.
Plus there's sumfin in the military called rules of engagement. One of the rules is not to kill an unarmed person

Progressive01:
I have also been asking that question to which you gave this reply. And frankly, your reply doesn't cut it for me. Here's why.

The Bible expressly says God commanded that "thou shalt NOT KILL". It didn't say "thou shalt not kill except..." So, here you are giving a precondition for justified killing. Is that coming from you or did God give those conditions

Dude, lemme help you stop confusing yourself.
Elijah called out bears from the woods to maul some people who were jeering at him, buh he still went up to heaven alive!
David was a soldier buh he was God's favourite.

Hope you're no longer confused

johnmartus:
the position ubah is asking for is a sensitive one which cannot be materialize he should have know that he cannot reap in where he did not sow imagine ubah magic has started working how? as if the president give him go ahead? must he praise himself when is not even yet allow to do the job? and besides is there is no any other way he could use to see the president in private instead of social media? if he want to play gamble he should seek for another place else.naira is coming back i salute mr president courage kudos to you sir.

use ya head. ode

NEHLIVE:
That is according to Ajise Efeturu who shared the photos and testimony on Facebook. Above are before and after pics of the man in question. Below is what Ajise wrote;
"For seven years, Mr Isaiah has been mad but the picture of Bishop David Oyedepo dragged him to Living Faith Church Okpokunou in Delta state after the covenant hour of prayer this morning. God of Oyedepo healed him of madness. To God alone be all the Glory. We are truly in revival". See more photos after the cut...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/02/photos-mad-man-healed-after-he-was-led.html

I don't know any god of oyedepo. I only know 1 true God. this your God of Oyedepo can be the devil for all i care.
#Worship God, not pastors

theorist:
Hi,

I want these games, but I don't have any for swap (what's your leverage?)

woh have u got?

badonkadonk:
The power of punnany..

This is wat actually happened...

Godfrey discovered dollars Insyd the babes punnany whilst digging and didn't want to share the treasure...

However oche began suspecting that our missing budget was actually hidden in the Babe.. So he decided to go digging around where Godfrey found the dollars..

Godfrey on going Bak to dig some more, discovered that the area of digging wasn't as he left it.. So he ravaged a bit and found oches id card..

Which made Godfrey angry..

So Twas whilst confronting oche that the vision of oche digging his site flashed into his skull.. Thus summoning the devil: that was jejely smoking his ganja and playing nairabet in his corner of the scene, into his life..

Producing the blade he used in cutting his nails before the onslaught with oche.. He decided to draw the map oche left whilst digging in his treasure place..

If u have been entertained by this story of mine.. Could u turn to your neighbour and say '''neighbour! o ye neighbour! Have u blamed GEJ for this today!?

Lolz. you aff kii me

oyinkinola:
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2017 budget will beat record... ₦1 quadrillion!, all the social sectors will be substantially finance to trillions ₦, poverty will be completely eradicated and by the end of year 2018 Nigeria will be declared a developed state and classify one of the first three country in the index of human .
I know you will argue on how this can happen with the economics situation of today, low foreign reserve, low oil price, with depreciation of ₦.
yes oil price is down, foreign reserve is dry but we still have foreign looted fund reserve at hand! when recovered and well managed, it won't be problem to have money for this budget!
we can only pray that a $ hit ₦1000 and all $1 trillion looted recovered!
I know for sure that with the determination of this government and the support of foreign nation to help recovered all $ trillion looted it will happen.....$1 trillion recovered and change to ₦ will give us ₦1 quadrillion needed to financ that budget!
year 2017 bye bye to poverty!

Lolz. Dude, for ya mind you've made a wonderful comment, abi?
By then, what will the one quadrillion be able to afford the country?
prolly one toyota highlander for the president. You're wishing doom upon your country without knowing it

Izustan:
fools cannot be happy bro. Just ignore

Are you, in effect, calling yourself a fool? I gotta ask becausefrom your previous comments its obvious you ain't happy with the successes of the military

Vincent41:
My Prayer everyday is dat BH will Never stop..Let dem Wipe the entire North so dat we will be Free in This islamic country

You forget something, they'll never stop in the north.
If these people ain't stopped, they'll keep expanding till they get to your doorstep, and only God will help you then.

youngaz:
Sometyms i imagine it dat why will there b soome people wit diz kind of mentality? Wen an attack appun in France last year did u see d citizen of d country abusing their president? Or did dey tell u dat dey did nt av opposition party too there? Instead dey all went out en masse 2 condemn d act by d terrorists bt in nigeria u will b busy pointin fingers 2 ur president on 1 tin or d oda......see let me tell u nigeria cannot win diz war if d citizen of d country did nt participate in d fight against terrorism so let us all wisen up jare nd as u see me so am neither an APC nor a PDP member am jst speakin my mind

Spot on. We need more people like you on this forum. Tribalism and religious bigotry is now the order of the day in this forum. I fear for the future of my country

mascot87:
IPOB youth will soon start crying now. Let us wait and see.

Good one from our Army

what concerns IPOB with this thread? Can't you just be happy over the successes of the army instead of trying to involve tribalism in this thread?

please i have a simple question, what would it take to get Buhari out of aso rock, apart from a coup

Lolz @the comment above.
Dude you dog is a hoe

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Lalasticlala, people need to know this.

Oyiboman69:
this is what will surely happen cos Nigeria has failed us,I think he is trying to switch the face to the one wit light. rest in peace bro

So in your area you change line in the transformer, abi?

amolak:
In as much as i agree with that, they should try to be producing original things. Nigeria cannot produce original polytene bag. I have bought polytene bags made in Nigeria that have disgraced me many times

Even the ones that haven't disappointed you were also produced in Nigeria.
Receive sense!

Y'all should help me thank God for adding another year to my life today. It's my birthday!!
200 "likes" from fellow nairalanders will really make my day.
I pray y'all live to see many more years.
Jah Bless!


In other news, they should just send me 10% of that 35million as a birthday gift

Chukzyfcb:
From an Investment point of view, if you convert a huge chunk of your money to dollars and Store it for 10years. By then $1 suppose don be = 700naira
Let's say you covert 1million naira

$1 = 300
1,000,000naira ($3333)

10years later
$1 = 700
$3,333 = 3,333*700 = 2.3million
Gain of 1.3m.....this is more than an annual 10% yield in fixed deposit or bonds or tbills. An added way to diversify your Investmet portfolio
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NB: No talk say I dey jonze ooo, since you & I have been in primary school, dollar has always been rising and will always continue to Rise.....You know why Its because Our appetite for obodo oyibo goods will stiill be there even in 10yrs time. So exchange rate go still cast! Ighota go

and then buy a loaf of bread and 2 fishes with the 2.3million

luggy:
how does this consine Godwin emefiele, Buhari should be blame

Keep blaming Buhari, till you'll one day fall sick and the doctor says the drug that'll same your life which is normally #2000 is now 2million

Kirinwa:
Yes, so true. Forex trading is now most lucrative now.
Looking forward to when #1000 will be $1.

You don't understand. You might make money but that #1000 will have little value. Since we dont produce, most of the things you buy will be so expensive besause of the attendant hyper inflation.
Let me elaborate further; $1 = #1000, and you make 500 dollars from your blog in a year = $500000
Lets say a 32inch TV set costs 200 dollars
100 x 2000 = 200000
Do the subtraction and you see you go., and you'v got 300k left, and we've not talked about food (you import fertilizers), stabilizer for the TV, DVD, your louis vuitton sandals...

In the end, you'll always lose

JonazG:
yeaa.. We have inborn business acumen.. and thats we keep running up and down in Nigeria. A man who those not know where the rain started beating him wont know where it stops.

Yeah, so till tomorrow, if dey don't appoint an igbo man into positions of high authority, i wont blink because the development in the east has mainly been by us. Jonathan was from the south-south but most of his projects were in the north. Only Igbos can develop Igbos

cdaboss:
Only God knows the truth... Don't follow priests, follow God.... Sad that politics has crept into into the church, a man of God that has properties fitting into 30 trucks still talks about suffering coz he wants someone else to look bad, how much property did prophet Elijah, Peter, apostle Paul, Samuel and other servants of God have throughout d time dey rendered their unwavering service to the lord.. But that's none of my business... It's only God that will judge us all

Post said 30 trucks accompanied by his followers. Post never said the trucks were filled with his properties. Those trucks were willed with his followers. Some on foot, others in the trucks.
Hope you've been clarified.

icybeth:
that's good. I love this. this politician-priest has forgotten that Jesus Christ suffer while on earth but he (mbaka) wants to enjoy. where you are going, you will learn your lesson and face the reality of your calling.

Lolz. He'll calm down a bit shaa, but do not forget that he speaks what the holy ghost asks him to speak.
He once said that the mandate he was handed by the holy spirit was to be the mouth-piece of the common man, which he has been doing, don't you agree?
He calls black black and white white unlike most of our so-called men of God.
As for the suffering part, don't forget that he's human. It'll take him time to get used to his living outside his duplex.



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