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Crime / Re: 'I Don't Regret It' - Woman Who Slaughtered Her 4 Children by Perfecttouch(m): 4:53pm On Nov 12, 2020
Toor, cry
Fashion / Re: Beautiful Kiddies Unisex Sneakers For #2000 by Perfecttouch(m): 4:49pm On Nov 12, 2020
bestabigaelever:

It's a free world, go ahead
Pls what term are schools in osogbo right now? Cos dem Wan use my pickin school fees scam me!!!
Fashion / Re: Beautiful Kiddies Unisex Sneakers For #2000 by Perfecttouch(m): 4:17pm On Nov 12, 2020
bestabigaelever:
Very neat
please can I ask you a question?
Celebrities / Re: #endsarz-“we Don’t Accept Refugee Applications From People” by Perfecttouch(m): 4:15pm On Nov 12, 2020
Shey switch don switch go Canada?
Yes or no?
Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Bedridden Girlfriend (Photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 9:02pm On Nov 11, 2020
Mtchew
Let her recover from that accident, she will still sleep with another man.
Abi no be woman again?

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Politics / Re: #Lekki Shooting: "DJ Switch Will Know No Peace,"- Sanwo-Olu's Aide by Perfecttouch(m): 8:58pm On Nov 11, 2020
Gutter water don enter this one brain

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Election: $1m To Anyone With Evidence Of Fraud by Perfecttouch(m): 8:42pm On Nov 11, 2020
If dem give me free visa and ticket, I will surely point them to the right direction
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Corolla Users Need Know Their Mate by Perfecttouch(m): 8:36pm On Nov 11, 2020
Yoruba go talk say, na wetin we get we dey appreciate o..
As tiny as rat hand be, na so he dey take am scratch face..
Lizard wey fall from tall tree wey no die, he say if nobody praise am, he go praise itself..
Make una free corolla users o, na all of us gather get road..
They can be annoying at the same time, dem fit kill person.

Took uncle's cls 400 sometimes ago to run an errand, na so one fx45 and camry muscle come dey show their self ontop Maryland Bridge..
If i try to maneuver cos I was running late, dem go swerve for my front..
If i use the kin vex wey I vex that day match acceleration, I for don die by now..
Cls400 wey dey fly like jet

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Religion / Re: Pastor Elijah Chukwuebuka Caught With Human Head, Charms In His Church In Umunze by Perfecttouch(m): 8:31pm On Nov 11, 2020
You people should be careful how una dey use the word '"pastor" o

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Celebrities / Re: Lil Baby Regrets Featuring In Davido's Song "So Crazy" by Perfecttouch(m): 6:08pm On Nov 11, 2020
I haven't listened to that song but davido get money oo..
Just one track 100k $
Wonder how much the whole album will cost ft Nicki Minaj and co..
He is the real OG..

One thing I will never do is hate on people's struggle and hustle..
I was not brought up that way, I was brought up to always appreciate people even at their lowest

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Politics / Re: Endsars : Group Drags Femi Falana To ICC by Perfecttouch(m): 6:00pm On Nov 11, 2020
Mtchew
Politics / Re: Tinubu Reacts To Sanwo-Olu's Move To Cancel Pension For Ex Governors & Deputies by Perfecttouch(m): 5:31pm On Nov 11, 2020
Mtchew
Sports / Re: Greg Clarke Resigns As English FA Chairman After Remark About Black Players by Perfecttouch(m): 5:31pm On Nov 11, 2020
Ok
Politics / Re: POWER OF LAMESTREAM: Channelstv Declares Seyi Makinde Governor Of Ebonyi- Pic by Perfecttouch(m): 5:26pm On Nov 11, 2020
Lol
The same way nta labelled buhari barrack Obama..
If dem transfer Obama brain into buhari's head, he won't Last 3mins..
It's just like transferring The Bugatti "La Voiture Noire," engine into a Volkswagen beetle.

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Politics / Re: Buhari, Saraki, Dogara, El-rufai, Ganduje, Others Mourn Balarabe Musa by Perfecttouch(m): 5:07pm On Nov 11, 2020
Funny they are mourning!
No be people wey get remorse dey mourn?
Or does mourning now have another definition?
Everyone that has put this country in the shape it is right now, dem no go die for where their cloth dey
Politics / Re: Meet Kenechukwu Okeke Who Sued Aisha Yesufu, Falz, Others Over EndSARS Protest by Perfecttouch(m): 4:19pm On Nov 11, 2020
Ok
We have some that are hell bent on making this country a working place..
While we have some that if it gets better, it is bad business for them..
We also have some that will allow themselves be used for a foolish penny(Iran judas iscariot)
While some of us are sitting on the fence(the igi da eye fo) squard

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Politics / Re: I Will Be Like Joe Biden – Pastor Tunde Bakare by Perfecttouch(m): 4:13pm On Nov 11, 2020
Abeg every aboki to his kettle o..
A day will come too that I will be richer than JEFF BEZOS
Celebrities / Re: Qdot Buys A Car For His Manager, AFOLABI, On His Birthday (Photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:44pm On Nov 11, 2020
Dominion202:



You wey Buhari don use una glory.
na your own glory and your family glory buhari and him cohorts use, my own glory still dey intact

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: IGP’s Visit Injured Officers In Lagos, Edo And Imo States (photos) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:27pm On Nov 11, 2020
Have they visited police/Sars brutality victims?
Mediocre country and government
Celebrities / Re: Lil Frosh Posts Chat Evidence To Prove Innocence Of Assaulting Girlfriend by Perfecttouch(m): 3:25pm On Nov 11, 2020
Believe me, if na me dem commot for 30bg,i go do pass fabricate story o.. Do you know what it means to leave 30bg?
No travel spree
Shopping spree
Prestige
And recently, davido say all of them dey go America, obodo oyinbo fa!!!
Celebrities / Re: Qdot Buys A Car For His Manager, AFOLABI, On His Birthday (Photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:20pm On Nov 11, 2020
Abeg, I can manage people to glory o..
Contact me for your managerial tips

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is Not Igbo, His Family Roots Has Been Traced To Cameroon by Perfecttouch(m): 3:16pm On Nov 11, 2020
grin
Nigerians sha, we are really brilliant people.
While some people's mate are breaking records, inventing new things and shaping the world, just look at what some people came up with!!

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Travel / Re: Mob Burnt Truckload Of Salt In Onitsha After Driver Crushed Cart Pusher To Death by Perfecttouch(m): 3:14pm On Nov 11, 2020
Tired much.
If the government isn't giving you bad news, you can't escape it from the masses..
Nigeria,badnews capital

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Music/Radio / Re: Davido's Son, Ifeanyi Adeleke On His 'A Better Time' Album Cover (Photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 2:48pm On Nov 11, 2020
obainojazz:
cool cool

Auto tune voiced songs loading, with lots of noise and also words repeated due to lack of lyrics.
he is living a good life..
Abeg what type of life are you living now?
Celebrities / Re: Wentworth Miller: 'I Am Gay & I Don't Want To Play Straight Characters Anymore' by Perfecttouch(m): 2:42pm On Nov 11, 2020
grin
praiseneo:
The way Gays enjoy their intimacy baffles me
So you go just set yansh hole make your fellow man put preeq inside

God go over busy on judgement day wella ooo
lol grin
Crime / Re: Weeks After Endsars Protest, Policeman Points Gun At Journalist At Close Range by Perfecttouch(m): 1:40pm On Nov 11, 2020
Mtchew
Their initial gragra don dey clear
Very, you start seeing the Sars tag on the road once more
Education / Re: Can Your Lecturers Be This Kind? 10 Photos To Compare Them With Abroad Lecturers by Perfecttouch(m): 12:38pm On Nov 11, 2020
Nigerian lecturers?
If dem even perceive say you go graduate as first class student from your year one,
You don bosi owo aye be that.
They will automatically connect with your village people with wifi stronger than 6g and make sure dem frustrate u

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: “Rema Benefitted From My Exit From Mavin Records” (Video) by Perfecttouch(m): 11:39am On Nov 11, 2020
Shai, attention is really been seeked here o
Romance / Re: I Watched A CURSED XVIDEO And This Happened by Perfecttouch(m): 10:38am On Nov 11, 2020
If I say you need Jesus in your life, you might qurrry me that despite seeing the topic, why did I open it?
But sincerely, you need Jesus in your life.

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