₦airaland Forum

xykms101 Have u closed this thread?

ApcSucks:
Nothing good can come out of this dullard only pishure

Thats the change Nigerians voted for..... the rate at which PMB travels eh, Lufthansa is jealous of him.

I tot they wanted to sell some of the presidential jet why has that story gone into oblivion.

Osunbade be like Let me smile so that his man wunt lay allegation on me (daddy e kabo sir). Bunch of hopless hypocrites

Change my black yansh + my left balls!

Oko-roacha be like Iara spread ur legs wide so i can help u pick ur purse.


oshomole aka numerical diarrhea be like Noooooo! dont even try it, its my duty not urs.

This can only happen in Njadema.

Somewhere in Daura.

May the real one visit u when u are defenseless. Igbo na bad tin

If u fire me light i go fire u bullet.

Self employment u mean? self comportment u mean. Which eva sha my CV is very qualified for it.

Artificial Insemination i guess.

Do u have chelsea away jersey, the big size cos i hate tight jerseys. like XL or XXL. If yes how much will it cost me, customizing inclusive.

Does a two badge jersey confirms it authentic? waiting for ya response

Baboon ke? Ur collegue dey sample ur Ekwe una dey accuse obj's nephew.



If u believe this news then u are the dumbest fellow in ur community.



Quote me negatively then see how miserable August bcomes for u!

JewelRegi:
She is insane, a disgrace to womanhood, well dats the world for you nw

Its called Invitation to Treat bros. I know deep down ur heart, u are already svcking it. calm down bro nobody holy pass

Eternal rest for u sir but u too like ciga which is bad.

Joshkid:
But fornication is right?

Dont gays fornicate? abi whats ur definiton of fornication. If its not purri the count me out. #TeamChubbyGirls

Was he elected to babysit?

Was he elected to show us diff pix everyday?
Btw, the baby has a fanta-sious face and a pepsi-sious leg. i smell bleaching cream.

The worse has happened!berra days ahead

kennydee05:
This could be name spoiling....
I smell PDP

Pdp will not come up with this lame idea. maybe u simply smell ur armpit.

So because he shook hands with Obama made him "A true Igbo leader". When u pay salaries as at when due makes u a leader.

When u implement policies and carry out projects that are beneficiary to the state, then u are a true leader.

When ur children attends schools such as Imsu,Futo, FedPoNekede and not University of Manchester and its like, then u are leading by example.. am waiting for his media personnel to deny this one too. Afterall Lie Mumuhamed denied ever knowing Lawal Daura. Btw, Buhari face for the pix be like he-goat wey smell piss.

Wetin consign me! Since they no longer export these commodities then it should be relatively cheaper here... i wish we can also cut down our food importation heavily. let us eat what we plant/produce only..... some ediots will blame Buhari or Gej for this.

maxiuc:
Gudmorning nairalanders click like if you are happy to see this new day

Goan sit down nobody is clicking any like! like its gonna increase ur bank acc

pimplucious:
How can 1 Naira = 1$ when the situation is like this?

1,000,000,000,000 likes for u and a bottle of chilled orijin.

Am not impressed. waiting till when its $1=#1. and my 2 months accrued allawee

Whats the total odd bro? Besides finn harps has an edge over Athone. do u mean 1x

Nellizzy:
o.p u be ode

Seconded! if him ode na soldier the rank na major general

So funny that i forgot to laff. op are telling me ibu has been in existence before our independence? or maybe u are just high on Benson

I remember those rhymes back in the days. Some have food but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food......

Imagine some of our future wives bleaching heavily while the naturaly bleached one is darkning her complexion.

Morale- Appreciate urself no matter the skin colour, height, size etc Someone is realy admiring you just the way you are.

cowleg:
Orijin101 sweetsoup egusisoup born2fuck

Friedplantain, redoil, cowleg.... Ecoterrors, GoatandYamTheory..... But i so much love this monikers, Barcanista, Temitemi1,SeverusSnape,Mogidi, Firefire, Whynotthetruth. If i no mention u o vex abeg.These are the men are wailing for a better democracy. Thumbs Up!

IYANGBALI:
Butter is used in eating foods,magarine is used to lubricate toto,condoms etc for easy penetration

Hahahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! one bottle of ur brand for U!

JAZZman Olofin

Thats my wife's business! i can only massage the affected region, Thats if she survives it.

You thief am?