₦airaland Forum

simpleseyi:
You are definitely mad, your son Goatluck Jonascam could not do this road for his 6 miserable years, now you want Buhari whom you hate so much do fix it in 100 days. My friend, Buhari is not Mr Fix, instead Chief Tony Anenith is Mr. Fix it, go to him to fix the road. Idiots.

How old are you? judging by ur post i'll advise you go watch Nickelodeon cos this forum isn't meant for naive minds like yours to contribute.

Oju ole re ole!

shobroy10:
Trailer this dangote that why is the reach using there gains to kill the poor

Can anybody help me out here?

This trailer issue has bcom a norm in our country. if a trailer is not falling on a commercial bus then a container is killing a whole family in their private car.

Let there be strict measures to the heavy duty trucks abeg. atleast a time frame should be established for their time of movement.

Rip to the deceased! may the people affected find a heart to bear the heavy loss.

The title should have been; PMB on his natural skin.

All i can say is.....MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE!!!

The people wanted change but they were shortchanged!
Laffing in Brass

Ilekeh:
I know your type.

I dont know ur type.

One cannot play pranks on nature no matter the level of ur body language. And for the fact that his eyes is closed doesnt indicate he's sleeping.

Probably having a deep thinking. i do that a lot too.

Ilekeh:
LaLong? How manage?
Is he Asian?

No He is half Australian, half Mount.Everest

What is this one saying? Should the rule of federal character be negleted?
Everybody is indirectly not concerned abouth ethnicity anymore. I hate when people dont mind their business.

freecocoa:
She was just trying to say that, she knew how much in love we were and how he took me, not that she didn't know we were no longer together, she's not resident in Nigeria, hasn't been for a long time and she's not back yet.

She and I used to be very good friends back then, guess she was just talking like a friend would.

My bad on the brain comment, you know how many guys always say women have fish brain, I thought that was what you were referring to.

Now i get the picture! Btw op, Ur blood dey hot oooo! seems u are a very hot-tempered person. lol. take am easy ooo. i like ur dp anyway

The forum is a creme de la creme. U'll meet the funniest, craziest, the most intelligent and most of all the DUMBEST people on earth here.

Dont try and update a fake or half baked information cos some internet guru's and research analyst like Barcanista, Passingshot are here to fall ur hand on a per second billing.

Nairaland has been the 80% consumer of my data and am still making progress so as it bcoms 99.99%.

freecocoa:
him sister sef call me dey tell me say so finally no be me him marry, say she still dey find am hard to believe .

This is what prompted my argument. Isnt the sister among the wedding planners? Isnt she aware of who the bro is getin married to long ago? why the unecessary eyeservice? I neva said any oda thing as regards to the brain part u mentioned. Or maybe am misunderstandin the whole sister role here!

freecocoa:
Lol, I no go go, him sister sef call me dey tell me say so finally no be me him marry, say she still dey find am hard to believe but I just explain my stance give am and she understand, I no just know why the guy will say all is well, when infact he is still angry with me, orisirisi, I wish everyone had my kind of heart.

Thats tales by moonlight from the sister. she is just claiming not to know that you and the bro pathed ways and u fell for it! Chai women sha!

Truckpusher:
Gbam! You raised a vital point my brother.

Some people can't just stop talking about their ex with their bf or gf with the girls always being the main culprit all the time.

I will personally dump your ass in the fullness of time the moment you start talking about your useless ex that couldn't even keep you around.

Op, should tell him to shove his IV down his ass for all I care before some problems starts coming up tomorrow with her name in the entire picture for all the wrong reasons.

Why do we even call them an 'ex' when we talk about them all the time?

Lmao! we call them PAST yet they rule the present and possibly the future.
Any small misunderstanding with the newly wedded couple, they'll use op as the crux of their wahala.

Then the hubby's body language will be stronger than that of PMB. Use ur head madam!

Judging by ur post i must say u still like him op(atleast an iota). I've been there before and believe me u'll end up regreting ur action if u eventually go.

All the wife-to-be want is just to acess u physically et al and run comparisms btw herself and U cos she must have heard alot about you from ur ex and his friends and family.

Again she wants to tests her hubby's countenance towards u that very day. things like eye contact, seductive smiles and all oda yeye tins.

Make urself very occupied on the wedding day with whateva that gives u happiness......

As for me i let byegones be byegones. life anagaga!

agrovick:
In our bid to sound righteous we overlook details, I remember vividly reading he said he has at least 1 million naira during the campaign period that statement is definitely different from I'v 1 million in my account

Do i realy get ur point mr?
Are u saying he has just #1million at hand for campaigning and thats quite different from his net worth.
Are u aware that he borrowed #27million from the bank to purchase his form. If actualy he's worth lets assume #25million as at then, then there'll be no need for the whole brouhaha.

Are u telling me that cash @ hand are considered to be better assets than cash @bank irrespective of the fact that the later is the most liquid of assets?

Are u telling me that a man perceived as an incorruptible fellow and also a man who has only one house in daura ab initio can stockpile the sum of #1million @ the comfort of his house?
Dont fall for these ppl bro, they are just self-proclaimed saints notin more.

When can we categoricaly acess ur performance then?
Mtcheeeeeeew! what a tourist

Doesn't she have any pix op? why her hubby's pix? I sympathise with the family cos its neva easy to loose the pillar of a house.

We aren't leaving alive anyway. Rip madam

Can someone tell okowa to shut that sewage unit up. where was he when the president promised to declare his assets and now we can all see that there is an anomaly in what we were told ab initio. Inasmuch as u are given a mandate of governance by the people of Delta state, double standard is their least of expectation from you. Unecessary Eye service!

Cooked food is not sold to goats- Ugandan proverb.

Oga go read book get correct Phd not a honorary degree from a mediocre university.

Dr Jagaban
Dr BAT
Dr Tinubu.
None fit this agbero sef.
U get mouth odour, ur fulani boss get body language. whats it with APC and its leaders sef

PYO Yours is to tour so as to make the gullible believe u are active.

That fulani mafia can never utilise you in his cabinet even for the fact that u head the economic team. Keep flexing and the pictures coming!

Let me wait and see how one Lt col Hazan Ibrahim of Kaura Namoda will assume the post of Minister for finance.

We are preparing for a war in this country gradualy but majority haven't seen this yet

sameer1212:
We love it that way. Mumu small sense you no get Mtchewww.

I just wish this forum can be filtered so as ur type without a vivid contribution to whatever topic of discussion would be flushed down the drain.

When an opinion is contradictory to yours, just try to persuade the person with facts to see ur point of view. #say_no_to_insults_on_Nl

FreeGlobe:
and you like diverting attention too much. tell us what is wrong in what he said or bounce..

Nice response. Whenever issues as pertains to sai baba, his loyalists tend to stonewall and pretend to be a patient of amnesia.

#1 million naira before march 28 rose to #30 million naira today? i'd like to invest in such a company!

The lastma official be like; emi! ma se gbogbo were fun e! iwo loun tentebo iyawo mi abi?

Driver be like; aaaaah! emi omo oshodi!
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(after multiple punches from oga lastma)
egbon e ma binu ise esu ni.

Lastma officers behaving like noctural animals since 1914

His achievments speaks volume for him unlike sai baba who has land in PH but due to Alzheimer or criminal tendencies cannot remember its location.

His body language has improved the power sector, but none can be said about generating even 1mw

Gej neva promised 5k to the youths instead a policy was estabished to create multiple employment for them.
Dont give us fish but teach and support us on catching it


But in fullness of time, we'll know which is male amogst these two tortoise.



PROUDLY A WAILER!

Another top monarch dead within a space of weeks?

Or is it just a natural call to glory as none of us here on earth is leaving alive.


Are you sure same will not happen to political office holders?

This will not befall our household this ember month of joy,happines and flexing
IJN
Insha Allah.

marycool18:
*lipsealed* afud ado ade ke isong ami.

Whats the meaning?

Tydies:
The Photo is Shopped!

Seconded

eeeew! salivate ke? e be like wetin comot from small pikin yansh wey get dysentry abi na diarrhea.

My western brodas like it very oily though