₦airaland Forum

Like as if generator is sold like bread,garri or even cond*m.

The rate at which PMB's body language has changed Nigeria has been tremendiously excellent. Our country can now compete with America, UK and its likes in terms of infrastructural development et al

The poster above me, i pray may ur source of livelyhood be fired soon as well.

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] OK, after all the propaganda, showmanship and razzmattaz, reality has finally overcomes them. Our hearts just goes out to the gullible Nigerians who are within shooting range of this government flip-flop policies, propagandas and idiocies.. [/color]

One minute silence for my gullible compatriot that fell for change but were shortchanged.

Aufbauh:
NIMASA under the leadership of Akpobolokemi who is Tompolo's hand-carry boy was just an ATM for Jonathan associated militants.

And u are the camera beneath the ATM that saw the numerous transactions ba?

Minister of Tourism.

Even the sai baba noisemakers are tired of you.
Kim&kloe kardashians are jealous of you cos their show has minimum views lately.

Photographers are making heavy cash because of ur job creation. but i tust u, U'll probe them soon.

Sai baba may ur days be longer than river Niger!

Judging by the look of things, it seems PMB will breakout of this broom waving party and return to his Javelin throwing party soon.

Sorry tinubu,amechi,fashola,okorocha et al. U all wanted Gej out of office by all means!

A new sheriff is in town indeed!

If our president is Bad in mathematics, who am i?

Northocracy1:
Total Northernization is the way! Nigeria must have a similar ideology, Nigeria must speak with one voice, Nigeria must be homogenous, Nigeria must be Northernize! Northernization is not equal to Islamization, Northernization is not equal to Hausa- Fulani. Northernization is for anyone, Any tribes, Everyone who wants to cooperate with the strongest power in Africa, It is a balance between the West (Britain/America) and the Middle East powers(Saudi Arabia/Iran). You can't win against Northernization, Rather than fighting against it fight for your stake and benefit in it. Just like what the Western powers are doing in the Iranian deal, and what Black Americans did in America. There are tired of fighting against it, they rather seek to benefit from it.

So ur this username is just a few hours old. Badt guy!

Kolade354:
you're an unfortunate fellow! You and ya useless family Shall Die

Are u a giver of life? How dare u insult one's family just because he said "something snakey about PMB's administration".If u are uncomfortable with it why not air ur silly opinion constructively instead of being rash.
The rate at which toddlers get mannerless lately is alarming!

lawanson44:
Ever since buhari became president, snake stories have been pervading Nairaland.

There must be something snakey about this administration!

Quote me to say rubbish and die in your sleep tonight

Lmao! walahi u no well!!!!

sulmeza:
gud 4 dem...mourinho also needs awards 4 "d craziest active manager"...&..."d only manager with mouth diarrhoea".....among odas...

cr7 always reppin....nice one smalling and lamps..

sulmeza:
gud 4 dem...mourinho also needs awards 4 "d craziest active manager"...&..."d only manager with mouth diarrhoea".....among odas...

cr7 always reppin....nice one smalling and lamps..

sulmeza:
gud 4 dem...mourinho also needs awards 4 "d craziest active manager"...&..."d only manager with mouth diarrhoea".....among odas...

cr7 always reppin....nice one smalling and lamps..

The federal ministry of health warns that Haters are liable to Stroke!

If you're waiting for that in Nigeria, u'll have to wait till eternity. They cherish their very own regardless of their performance.
But ours are complaining of "Not being properly kited" like its gonna enhance their performance on the track.

Gone are the days when Gej/FG reward them with cash and other things (to an extent anyway) .

PMB barely understands the principle/rules of various sports how much more reward.

If its not Probe, its nonsense!

OrlandoOwoh:
If Kennedy had spent a long time in government with achievement, as you said, that informed the number of people that came out to cheer him; why must you condemn Buhari that has spent less than 100 years. Your comment doesn't hold water You may not like Buhari, but present an opposition garnished with common sense?

Must u trade with insults? I never condemned ur bosses performance irrespective of the fact thats its below mediocre. Have a nice day

OrlandoOwoh:
Go watch the video of J.F. Kennedy when he visited Dallas, Texas. You will be surprised at the huge crowd by the road side cheering him.

Wondeful! atleast a lot can be said about JFK's achievements besides, he has been in govt a long time before the Heroic welcome.

What can be said in that of PMB other than Bigotry. A man who has barely spent a Hundred days in office is given this accolade i wonder what will happen after his 4yrs tenure. Lets call a spade a spade not a farming tool. If they are occupied with something this turn-out wouldnt be very high.

Haters be like WILL IT TELL U WHEN CHRIST IS COMING?

Airforce1 keep the hope alive i know someday these Nlers will beg u for a selfie.

Na small small monkey dey turn chimpazee. God help Us.

If say work dey dem for no get that kind time. besides election campaign don finish.

Welcome home the King of the North! may ur days be longer than that of metuselah.

But remember, To be kissed is not to be loved ask Jesus about Judas.

phyllosilicate:
Don't let the hatred of a people cloud your reasoning. SMH

So when one analyzes issues at hand it bcomes hatred? Hmmmmm.

knostbrown01:
He get buhari for back nw

Which Buhari? the same one wey don jilt the animal?

Seems these people now use their wives and relatives to launder money if this story is true then i'll say she and the hubby are foools.

When Benin republic is just a neigbhouring village with ogun state, one can make all sorts of foreign transactions there as checkpoints will almost be in non-existence for the first lady.

Ordinary Milk kwa? These people sabi jones

I dont even wash. when i buy, i wear for as long as i can or till the particular cloth is faded (say 3months or more) either boxers or worefa.....

silly question.

U'll ask me if i brush my teeth one after the other or do i scrub them once.

Gbeborun!

When the oil marketers will put u in a dilema of 'the bee and the scrotum' situation, then you'll realise nobody loves scarcity! Do your job dilligently and avoid the media so as ur work will speak for itself just like Mr akinwumi of Agriculture. God help U.

kannymoore:
You sir is either blind, daft or both.

4,800mw - 1,047mw =

Read texts and comprehend.. mba!

Nonsense!!

This one thinks am gonna exchange words with him as done by their party loyalists and leaders.
Mr man just because my comment is non-sai babarist doesnt give u the right to insult me.
If u must critisise, make it constructive rather than a childish display. Have a nice day!

chukwudi44:
That guy must be a clown for including Rochas in that list

We all know where he's coming from. I saw Ambode and El rufai then its safe to say that he's one of the Change chanter.

The strength is coming from the North. Save us the long sermon. How much strength u get sef? Who needs strength when the body language alone is doing wonders than that of Pastor TB Joshua?

Thats the best way to treat govt workers else some will neva be there for a whole week but owe them for a month and see how they'll turn their placards upside down chanting"WE NO GO GREE OOO WE NO GO GREE".

This is body language not......

iluvnaija:
BREAKIING NEWS!!! Following reactions by Nigerians to his latest appointments, and true to his words that he will listen to Nigerians, PMB has decided to make the following appointments to reflect Federal Character:

Chief Cook - Edet Jacob - Cross river State
Chief of Laundry - Eze Okechukwu. Abia State
Chief Mechanic - Asemota Joseph - Edo State
Chief Maiguard - Izonrite Clifford - Bayelsa State
Chief of General Maintenance - Brown Abraham - Rivers State
Chief Driver - Emordi Cletus - Enugu State

Lmao! walahi u no well. calabar man no fit cook wetin a.boki sabi chop.

Why rochas Op? make imo state people catch u if dem no go recircumcise you!
That man is a bag of mistake.No longer My people my people its now My pocket my pocket!!!

One of the reasons Oshomole insisted on marrying a slim,light skinned lady. Chances are even @ menopause, they still look like a sealed package from Konga.

But why Aisha wrap herself with that pink bomb vest? Una own dey different.

OFFICE OF WIFE OF THE PRESIDENT. i wonder how she copes with the husband's body lanuage!

In fullness of time, we will probe the power sector.
From 4,000mw to 1,047.3mw? The former minster of Power must be probed. Thats corruption!
Definitely, the remaining 2,000 whatever mw is already in a swiss bank account!

Una never chichomchin!

APC=Opportunists

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Maybe the Masquerade dey try do deliverance for the entire congregation (Cherubim n Seraphim style).

Today is the last day of the summer transfer window. Tell us whats trending in your club and other clubs as well. Victor moses to West Ham,

Pappy Djibou-whatever to Chelsea,

Chicharito to Bayern Leverkusen,

Ardan Janujaz to Dortmund,

Martial to
Manchester United. Football lovers lets update ourselves.

What were u people expecting? when the Nostradamus(es) saw it they said even with a Nepa Bill they'll vote for the tyrant. Una neva chichomchin!

Pesin wey use Army Khaki do underwear come use Agbada cover am. **Laffing like Agnemon**

Wetin consign me!



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