₦airaland Forum

ComputerOperato:
Sofry! Sofry!!

I dey with that op. like me if I talk it will look as if na jealousy. Atimes I see some of her post as show off.

ComputerOperato:
The way you people generalize will never cease to amaze me.

Which soup do you want to use crayfish for? Omi obe ni abi efoo elegusi tabi efoo riro. Tell me na!

HeartlessMan:
Dem dey discuss food you dey mention Afonja. Wetin those ones sabi.

They sabi omi obe. lol

izicooo:
everybody likes crayfish.

Yorubas don't. Some of them don't even know what it looks like

Sanwo Olu should be given the second chance. He has not really done anything wrong. He is a humble man the way I'm seeing him. Let vivos come back in the next 4years. I'm an obedient ooooo
we should not punish him because of some ignoramus In that stats. Enu wo po. pls I'm pleading you all. I'm not in Lagos though

LeoDeKing:
100% correct.

If you are claiming landlord, I don't know what the British the real owner will now do. Help me hold this package, you now turn to owner.

Enddy50ty:
Where’s this one coming from..? What has this got to do with the thread..?

He's coming from planet ''A''

wallarwallar:
Mumu u no understand simple English spare parts boy. Free and fair but not perfect meaning dere are some lapses

You don't just wake up from your sleep and call someone who is old enough to be your mother MUMU.
You can't say because you think that there is no vote buying...
Election marred with violence, intimidation, sharing of dollars etc cannot say to be free and fair

Abass07:
The message is clear and straight forward. He said the election was not perfect but it was free and fair.

It was free and fair,
It was not perfect.

So, what is he trying to say. Contradicting himself at the same time. Abeg if shame no gree catch una , make una catch shame .

jeromestarks:
This is what will happen to you when you marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men.

Check this out.

A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will train another man's child.
The problem she will give you will make you forget to off the generator. Thus, leading to your death .

Many men who married virgins are enjoying a peaceful marriage. Those who did otherwise are currently enduring their marriages.

For a peaceful lasting home, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage find a virgin woman and marry. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

If you commit to a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by other men, you're commiDEAD.

It will be more honorable if the man is virgin as well. And as you are advising that girls should be fvcked indiscriminatly, remember your sisters and any female family of yours.

Skyfornia:
Rest in peace to them...few days ago I was discussing with my wife and said I wish there should be a law in my estate banning people from putting on their generator between 12 midnight and 6am.

And I wish such law should be extended across the nation. The pollution from people's generator can cause one sleepless night. If you are the type that can't do without light at night, get an inverter and save yourself and your neighbours from health challenges.

I thank God.Our light now is 24hrs service. As I'm speaking, there is light. Lokoja area but the light is from Ajaokuta.

Iamthoney:
Bro 50k for you once my darling Arsenal clinches the title come May

I dey em backooo

Cypress042:
Puntus pilate

I have washed my hands off Nigerian politics just the way puntus washed his hands off the death of christ.

Someone that is sad, after reading some response from this nairaland forum, will just laugh his sorrow away.

Though I dey behind youoooo

FreeStuffsNG:
With 6 out of 15 Senate seats from South East, the APC will need to get more Senators from the South East to avoid another Saraki/Dogara betrayal but if it is from North Central, they have greater number and much at stake to not tow the party line.

The North Central over delivered. They earned the Senate Presidency. The South East did not work for it

The President-Elect made it clear that reward will be on merit of contribution to his victory at the polls.

which victory? From stolen mandate

when Peter Obi said the accident could be avoided, some of you were busy abusing him. Coconut Heads Them!

A o gbaoooo, A o ogbaooooo A ose Fadeyi l'obaooo, oba oloro Malooooo, e ni lafe la nfi njoye Omo oloye loun je oye e simi ode Ema ma je eran orun E simi ode.
I hope the song is correct sha. Late 1980's music once his movie is about to start on NTA

kelvindj98:
When you were chopping senate money, you didn't think about building infrastructures like hospitals in your state.

Now that life has dealt you unfavourable cards of a sick child, you tried to use your naija sense to fix it.

Look at you now...you're at the mercy of westerners who are not moved by your money.

hmm! If God decides to judge Nigerian politicians, I just pity their family members. Because some of them will be used as a case study. But God will always be God. The soul that sinneth shall die. Get well soon Sonia

Goodconcept78:
SOMEONE CAME THIRD, HE IS EVERYWHERE SHOUTING THAT HE CARRIED FIRST, WHAT SHOULD SECOND NOW DO?



Sai JAGABAN

It is in this country that someone who came 4th later became the first position. we neva forget am

SHIVA001:
Oga stop shedding Crocs tears, na atiku wey come close suppose dey cry like this. Wetin make atiku com do. Na no 3 you carry. You no get levels and you no dey mingle with other politicians and you stingy and you no dey help people.

But na for this country person we be 4th position became 1st at last. Don't compare him with Atiku. Atiku coming 2nd is where the rigger wants him to be. How will it look like if Obi of yesterday comes 2nd and Atiku who has always been a customer now came 3rd. The more reason why they place him 3rd knowing fully well that if Kwankwaso comes before Obi, the rigging would have been obvious.
But make una no worry na. what is good for the goose is also good for the gander. All of you supporting this atrocity, will achieve sth precious but will loose it in the hand of dubious elements.

Almiron:
lol ma'am, it was cruise jare. NL is not real life. My apologies too, I'm not always vulgar. Those were mere words nothing. It is well with you ma'am. May the lord bless and increase you in all the ways of your life. Stay blessed.

Amen. bye.

ekolobaba:
Ofeke, 3rd place and winning 25% in 16 states don’t make you the winner.

The 16 State is the one you saw. what of the rigged state.

Almiron:
lmao, na Asian witch caucus I belong o, you go fear Chinese witch lol.

At least, laughter don dey small for your face. E ma binu ana. Apology for all the repulsive words towards you yesterday. It shall be well with you.

Almiron:
You no show for meeting yesterday sha, Olori talk say you go pay fine

hahahah. Your meeting na small pikin own. Ours na for Armsterdorm. A be wan carry you go but you de fear. you for see how Oyibo witch dey be.

Reconciliation gbuekwa gi there!

Almiron:
Goto bed winch, abi you no dey go meeting tonight ni

I'm waiting for 12am. so we can fly together

Almiron:
Weyreh you want more abi, na ijebu curse I placed on you, even if you swim in concortion e no fit cure.
Ma bayiiii

I can't swim in concoction like you. I swim with the blood of the lamb. and that is the only concoction that can save.

Almiron:
oti mu e, oti mu eleda e, epe ti ja e, next time you'll learn to STFU. Ma bayii

I am immune to curses. you started it and it will end with you. Don't mention me again biko

Almiron:
Oni sho rire Aye e oni da
Koni da fun Iwo ati gbogbo molebi e
oni jere
Wa ku lojiji ni
Na Car go jam you
Ase gun, Ito okin bale kotu pada senu
Oni sunre

mo da gbogbe pada sio. back to sender.

PlayMaker14:
Are you done?

Nope! continue cooking yourself till you are done

[quote author=seunmsg post=121391715]After writing to the US government, she should write to UN, ICC, IMF, World bank and EU. It won’t change the result of the election. Tinubu will remain president for a minimum of 4 years. [

My prayers is that all the foreign countries should ban all Nigerian politicians

Creamypie:
In as much as i voted obi and l.p, this one na Over sabi wanna be woman. Na you know pass. She's wants to be more popular. Na her pattern right from her undergraduate days. Always choosing from a host of situations, the ones that will give her more attention and popularity. I knew she would write. We no see am for the herdsmen killings, boko killings, eastern killings, kidnappings and beheadings, igboho house siege and the killings, cos those ones can't bring popularity like this

Oga, which planet are you from. nawa for people oooo