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makavele:
Software Engineering :: Technical Lead

i sent a message to u on watsapp

oga ejiod how did yiu cope with the math and statistics did you ignored them or you faced it head on pls try to answer because it will scare the shit out of some people

Arjunkumar09:
Hello Everyone, I want to know how are ‘Child Threads’ handled in Node.js? In my previous interview, I have faced this question but I didn’t know the answer. Can anyone knows these query and help me out or suggest some node.js based interview questions as a beginner point.

pls i dont get your question child thread asin how pls put code so we can understand or explain further with some code am willing to help but i just dont get ure question

Uchenaija:
Where's your contact?

give me ure email address i will send you my no through mail

modash:
How is the search going? Im also on the same path

bros still searching ooo are u a nodejs and react js developer as well

gragragra:
Thanks, but we do likewise but current arrangement is for full time employment with a leading commercial bank

i sent my resume bros still expecting a reply

bakbukpal:
Thanks bro I taught I will revive 5 stroke but you comment keep me strong

bros for how long have you been learning game dev and which programming language are u using

good job keep it up man but guy how na i no think say u fit make good money for nija as an indie game developer oo

myyki:
Please chill sir

okey already chillinh with one small stout and snake meat

myyki:

baab i sent my email since no response or call hmmmm

DualCore1:
You can choose to freelance, you can choose to work for a firm. Most will start by freelancing and get a couple of projects to build their portfolio and build their experience too.They can then start applying for jobs in (UK, US and Canada) as remote developers.

Whatever choice you make, just make sure you can show your range of abilities by the projects you have created and you don't have to wait to be ready before you start applying for jobs (we learn everyday and will never stop learning) so there isn't really anything like the perfect time. The time is now.

bros i really need a job as a fullstack developer or pls show me the rope in frerlancing anyone i will be fully commited

abdeiz:
Wow.. That's really cool. BTW do you have any tips for us newbies apart from love of coding. Regards to cv and portfolio preparation and networking. Thanks

baba just start working on simple simple projects oo

abdeiz:
That's not encouraging. That's why I see lots of garbage job description. They know competition is stiff and take advantage to exploit job seekers.

the love for it is what keeps many going some programmers here on nairaland has started their on successfull online business eg the owner of vouguepay payment gateway is a nairalander and many like that i know that i will see job but i just do it for the love of it

abdeiz:
if i may ask, is it that easy getting web developer jobs just like that? Especially in Nigeria

nope not easy oo you will face alot of rejection from companies am presently in that stage looking for a job too

Jimbadly:
Well, one thing I know is that if you keep deleting the numbers of any girl that does shakara for you or fails to show up for a date with you, then you will keep missing the opportunity to hit that pussy. That is the fact.

She didn't lose anything by not dating you, in fact you are the who lost the opportunity to taste her cookies, cos you're the one who first approached her for a relationship. Due to lack of patience and you hotheadedness, you lost the chance to dick her.

My brother, you need to have patience to deal with most ladies. Hit that pussy first, then you can dump her ass and do shakara for her afterwards, especially if she is a beautiful babe.

A more patient guy than you fvcked her afterwards, that's the fact.

although i know my writing skills is bad but if you read my post u will notice i invited her twice but she bleeped up hmm my broda i no know if you don notice this a girl will always be available for someone they like infact you dont have to do too much work i have controlled a girl from another state to my house baba dis girl i neva mwet her phydically b4 and she came i have meet girl who really loved me when we where going out for dates there is no stress and headache
but a girl dat dont even find u attractive will give you problem or try to stress you during common courtship, so with all this experience what i do if a find a girl attractive is i just talk to her then invite her for a date if she likes you she will be available if she gives excuse i will wait to the following week and invite again if she give excuse i know say dis one no like me i go just give space
and even if the girl no like me but bcause of the gluttonic nature she have she makr herself available for the date as a logical guy u will know cause u will be the one doing most of the talking thosr kind
ones once i notice i go just delete her no immediately after the date when a girl dont like u, u will know the problem is that most guy will keep pushing thinking she will end up liking dem back which most times endup in disaster my broda
and most important thing when dey Bleep lyk dat just smile anytime u see dem dem go just dey confuse dey reason why u dey smile anytym u see dem their concience go dey judgedem
and again my broda Bleep no b anything if u manage to make the girl love u, u go Bleep tire trust me

Jimbadly:
Las las na you lose as you no fvck her pussy. She can boast to everyone that you no see her paynt much less gbenshing her.

that is the mistake most men have u keep chasing but the truth is unconciously women love to chase that is why when u keep chasing them or been too available dey loose attraction for you asuuming as i form shakara i give her small attention she will be glad to behave better but as for me i dont go back to my spoil the best negotiating position is been able to walk away without looking back after her other girls came and others will still come when u have this aboundance mentality and careless things will start to work for u am sorry if i dont put punctuation marks or indentation or so english has been my worst language in skull and always be good afternoon to u

hi nairalanders am currently looking for a job as a nodejs and reactjs developer pls if you need one am available and ready to send my cv at anytime good day to you all

joezy11:
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Why u dey vex.... She know ur plan already, na money u want give or job??
Bleep kill u der

baba i no vex ooo i have experienced it several times i was only telling my story and how a man should handle it by smilling and placing distance that is all and again sorry for the lack of puntuation or typo on my story and not all women will reciprocate what u want that is life and it is normal just smile and confuse dem period good morning bros

Code650:
Hey Guys, i just joined yes!! after so many readings. Name’s Arianna and i live in Usa.. I’m a native American and Josh is Nigerian. We have a boy and he’s 5. We both work and i always leave my kids at their grandma’s (My mom)..recently i had a closer look on my kid and i can see tiny cuts like dots on my child's back.. they look so tiny but a closer look they stand apart within that space. He’s got 12 of those tiny cuts on his back and he says papa did it.

So since this is a Nigerian forum (at least his addiction to this site made me read too) can that be voodoo? I’m gonna post a pic but no for privacy reasons.. totally i do not onow how to explain this.

u see those cut might be for several reasons for example i was given a very tiny cut all over my body when i was a kid but u cant even see it now cause is just too small to be seen till when u observe super closely for me i was given cause when i was a kid maybe one year old or so i was very ill then i was taking to a hospital but the hospital people couldnt help so they did it the traditional way and it worked
in nigeria we have several tribes and almost all give marks during the acient period even till now many still give marks to new born kids or growing kids for some protection, some illness just like me and so on and so forth but i know it is not vodoo i am just sure about that, but u can stylishly ask ure hubby what those marks represent i mean stylishly so that it wont cause trouble and sorry for any typo or any punction error

Pafexin:
Hahaha... Peter u re really incredible! How can u write over 500 words without a fullstop? At least u try put 3 comma and 1 question mark.

baba no vex jare english has always been my problem in skull i know i can neva be a good writer abeg manage heen doooeee

martinz1:
please how good are u with django framework, im currently learning with hope of leaning javascipt after django,, but the django seems to quite large with a lot to cover , do u currently work with any it firm based that, if possible to chart u for some guidance

bros to be frank my stack is the mern stack(nodejs,react,mongodb,express) so i use mainly javascript,html,css3 and bootstrap but i learnt python last year nov, december cause i need it for a project presently i am learning scrapy cause i want to use it to scrap some website and use django as backend but i havent learnt django till maybe febuary or mid march am not in a rush what i am currently doing is add more app to my portfolio and presently looking for a web developer job
and as for the marchine learning it is a year plan for me so haven learn python i am currently taking a course on linear algebra and statistics by maybe the end of this year i will be doing my first marchine learning project but am just doing it small small no be rush

and to be honest with u for now i neva learn django i hope say u no dey use books or bdf learn sha abeg use videos to learn ooo it will make ure learning fast then when u finish just pick any small project and work that is when every thing u learn will stick more in your head and ure understanding of it deepens peace

this same thing happened to me last year feb then i was a corper serving during the election period i told her to come the first time she agreed then she stood me up she no come hmmm i saw here during cds the following thursday asked her why dat it is disrespectfull and i dont lyk it she appologised and we rescheduled the following week i called her that morning on the day she was suppose to come she said she will start preparing then i started cleaning my room told my roomate to disappear or i will break his head he laughed and went to the next room, so i started cooking usually i dont add much salt and use only one maggi when i cook cause i have mild high blood pressure bcause of her i cooked and put the normal salt and just make the jollof ricr look good and tasty and and even spray perfume for the room thinking say na beta person i invite come ooo then boom time was 5pm this girl neva come or even called hmm so i called her then she told me she was ill i just laff cut the call then immediately i deleted her no, i saw her the next day during all this political waker when copers dey do during election period na i politician called all corpers in that local govt to a hotel for some sharing of money oo na so i see this same girl that said was ill talking to some of my guys i just went to dem greet my guys, greet her smiling then left, guess what? her concience start judging her she came to me to start a conversation we talked for a while then i left her giving her a boring reason to go she neva saw my call since that day and anytime i see her i will just greet from afar and go without chatting her up hmm then she called me a month time telling me i dont call her anymore infact that got me angry but i maintained and then later she sent me text on watsapp immediately the text entered my phone i blocked her then she new we not on the same page again since then wherever she sees me she will complain peter wetin i do you i will just laff and tell her nothing jare then give her a boring reason to excuse myself and since that time she has been the one trying to spark a conversation but guy i am very hot headed and will neva ever tollerate a disrespectfull woman even if am broke and my wife or gf tries to be bitchy bcause of one boring reason i will just let her know am the man and am ready to walk away any fucking time when u let them know that and u always smile it will leave them confuse neva eva chase a women even when she threatings to leave she might be testing u to know ure strenght and most of it all a girl can never love a man she takes for granted or disrespects so when a girl act that way always smile when u see her to keep her confuse then cut her offff u hear me cut her offff and as for the gurl she always be the one to come to me but i gave her a very long space even the day i we where both passing out she called me i looked at her then smile a bit turn and left she was expecting me to come to her to talk but i didnt that shows strength neva let a girl disrepect u when she does just leave her most time it she will be the one chasing as i read ure post i just laff cause i remembered what i did to her i can see the look on her face anytime i gave her a quick answer and excuse myself she looks rejected i neva even taught i was that wicked the dating world is very beautifulll but only the men who dont give a Bleep and show strenght wins i just cant stop laughing sha thanks for remembering me about that wierd girl

array.filter() must return a boolean you are not returning anything guy put your return in the for() state ment where your checked if return element.id === value.id ? whatever : whatever

i hope it works cause no light for me to test wetin i talk but i just observe u didnt return anything

BoleAndFish:
Just found out that they've closed this website. Any other one where I can get paid courses for free?

bros them still plenty wey neva shut down just google for free udemy courses on google u will see dem freetutorials is just one of them but they are plenty infact u will see many in most good torrent site lyk thepiratebay or so happy searching

op you are thinking just like me i want to be a full stack engineer and also an ml engineer i think nigeria is not yet ripe dor this skills set but i think u can be both hear is my path i am a fullstack engineer using (react,nodejs and mongodb) so the plan is since ml is not yet ripe i will start looking for a job as a fullstack engineer then when i get the job i wil start learning ml small small then at the side find a way to run to canada this my plan is a 3 years plan so what u need to do is
1. learn python and any sql database
2. learn django,html,css,and javascript
3. get a job with it so u start making money
4. when comfortable with python and django then learn linear algebra,
5. learn multivariant calculus,
6. learn statistics and probability
7. then start with andrew ng coursera course on ml
8. work on projects and when u are their either if nigerian companies have started looking for ml enginer then u apply if not either u freelance or u leave the country this will take u tym sha maybe 2 year or 3 but anyway learn learn learn

as for me am already learning linear algebra and ml prerequisite i pray by the time i get to no 8 on the list i would have left this country i pray so

Powersurge:
Deceive people? Are you a data scientist? Cos I am. Let's start from their.

i think i it is true it will be difficult working as a data scientist in nigeria most of them work as a data analyst because nigeria neva develop reach that level but i think u can ask a nairalander who is a data scientist his name is ejiod go to his profile and ask him for futher questions

angelfallz:
Where can one buy such laptops? I only see hp dealers.

go to slot na or any well know big computer shop in your area but i think slot is almost in all states

janeobasi24:
Good morning Nairalanders.... Pls I need help..... My hubby wants to get me a brand new laptop but he insists on HP.....
I don't like HP because of my past experience with it....
Before my final year, I bought a brand new HP laptop, before 8 months, the keyboard developed fault likewise the speaker..... I didn't enjoy the lappy at all.... HP batteries hardly last more than 3hours.....
Should I just manage the HP he wants to get for me?

go for lenovo thinkpard series

Penansen:
Hello everybody.
I need your help.
I’m an italian guy, i met a girl on internet, and she told me she lives in Lagos.
We had a lot of conversations, but i start having some doubts about her since she asked me 950€ in a westen union money transfer to pay the Travel and the passport to come her in italy.
When i ask her to call me me by phone she told me she doesn’t have a phone, and she told me there are no internet cafè in lagos with a webcam.
Is it true?
She ask me to give the money to a guy who works in a travel agency called “Amicable Travels”, but there isn’t any website or facebook page about that.
Is she/he definitly scamming me?
Thanks guys

my guy ruuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn just run dat person is a scammer block the person and dont give that person chance to contact you again i will say dis again my guy ruuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn like bolt

OlamigokePhilip:
Interested developers can apply. Send CV to support@anclatechs.com or Fill in form [url=ancl.at/a]here[/url]

i sent my cv to your email hoping to get a reply thanks

Corussa:
You didn't run the payment gateway on test mode for Dev?

nope i didnt and again the guy dat brought the idea of d project just forgot about it but i continued when i got to that stage i felt satisfied with it

Corussa:
Have you tried developing an e-commerce, a chatbot, working with weather APIs, crypoto-currency APIs..

guess what my first project was an ecommerce but i stoped at the payment gateway bcause no moni to pay for subscription and not even having any well planned business in mind i think i will just get some other small things to build