₦airaland Forum

Taiye and kehinde

Ijaycool:
Before you take this silly decision in NIGERIA,
First of all ask yourself

1. will my mother in law agree?
2. Will my father in law agree?
3. Will my husband's sisters agree?
4. Will my parents agree?
5. Will my mum's pastor agree?
6. Will Mike my elder brother agree?
7. Will our church youth agree?
8. Will the decorator agree?
9. Will our village youth agree?
10. Will our landlord agree?
11. Will my Facebook group (poshness bae) agree?



In oyibo land, wedding is between two consenting adults.
In Nigeria, wedding is between two families trying to out-do everyother humans.

The couple can't take any decisions.

I remember saying I will like to do my wedding on low cut hair, kaiii my mum and sisters almost disowned me.

Them go dey there dey wait marriage, I will just carry belle. I dey pity them.

if na belle u want am always available

Menusvan:
I have a problem out here to solve
If you cant help shut your mouth

u must very sick.eeedioot

Menusvan:
please friends I need mtn card 0816 371 3574

are u ok

soberdrunk:
Kai!! This lie go shock Lucifer himself!!!

Lucifer looking at her

nzube89:
bro please what business are you into

I sell mens wear with box and school bags

Oracle55:
Please i need your candid advice, i have been able to raise 800k and for now am left with two choices, am a graduate and the only son of my mom so i need a better life.

Pls i have an agent who will do for me a work visa for a security job in Dubai, salary 220k, i will pay a total of 800k for the visa and flight.

Please is it adviseable i travel or i use the money and rent a house here in nigeria. I have searched for job for over 3 years here in lagos all to no avail.

Please how is life in Dubai? What are your suggestions, should i go or stay.

Pls mods help me move to front page

I started business in 2016 with #230, 000 after my useless service year.today am living just fine and doing great.by his grace by Easter I will start building my own house either in Lagos here or in the village.o boy use that money start something for naija money day dis country.suffer wa day Dubai pass Nigeria own o make u no say I no tell u.that is if those useless agent no use ur hard earn money flex for one of those useless club for benin city.na that time u go understand the proper definition of the word suffer and frustration proper.the security work no day Dubai again Na scam o my brother Na scam.make u no say I no tell u.

International disgrace

Barca don kill these ones sara

SEONaijaExpert:
Congratulations to President Buhari

Congratulations to APC!

Congratulations to the 15 million voters

Congratulations to the good people of Nigeria

Make peace not war and as long as you're Nigerian, wish Nigeria well.


Come 2023 - We look forward to Prof. Yemi Osinbajo

afooonnnnja hediot no be only Osinbajo Na tinubu and ambode

Useless people

If u like resign if u like no resign,niaja will be fully articulated by 23 February.

Ok

Texman21:
if na her i no wan marry in my life again

hehehehe oga ade u must marry her,infact am sponsoring the marriage.

Texman21:
HELL TO THE NO

heaven to the yes

Texman21:
is this a witch

no she is ur baby girl.

This one self Na news

Mumu

Bobrisky Na boy wa get big long preek o Tonto Na girl wa like big preek always,come world people these two idiots fit to day Bleep themselves like craze.

frankIzuchukwu:
You sure say bobrisky no day Bleep Tonto

I hear say that bobrisky carry big dicckk

Ok

This one just day find preek wa go scratch her Congo republic.

Ok

Nairaland don cast,so this rubbish self Na news.

So make fry goat shiiittttt or buhari mess

All these ones no just get any thing productive to do with their time

APC need more time to perfect their rigging plan.

Ok

Pusyiter:
What do you expect?
Instead of teaching, you are always smiling
Instead of making them to concentrate, you seduce lil minds with your provocative dressing
Instead of using new methods to make them assimilate, you go there to gist with them
The end product is what you just received
You caused it, face it

this one brain day leak no be small

My nigger

Buhari why