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Tallesty1:
Plenty bad things full your mind walahi





A woman bleeped outside and gave her man one of those short explanations, he bought it.

My dear, come see madness.

The man just dey pull out hairs from that area they chop am like grass, he was mad for a year then he died.


Old men said he was silly, that he shouldn't have believed her story or better still, he should have told her that "he only believes what he witnessed" or that "he's only aware of what happened before him not behind him".

According to them, the above statements mean that he believed only the one she told him and not the ones she refused to tell".

Traditions dey!

MadCow1:
You can't be amazed by my comments, it's way over your head.

You bet I am struggling in life and you are right. I struggle daily to make my paper stack up right. But let's take a bet, your father and I (Cos I know you don't measure up to me in anyway) Pound for pound, asset for asset and net worth for net worth. Bearing in mind that I am younger than him and still have a ton more living to do than he does and let's see who is really struggling. Lol..

Madcow is not my name, it's my User I.D. but like with everything in my post that you referenced, that was also over your head.

Fhuck you and your Mercies and wisdom. You need them way more than I.

Timbuktou:
Nigerian women are becoming sick jokes en masse. What exactly is the point of going on a date with a bunch of women who have decided to feast to their hearts' content at the expense of their male companion? What exactly is a date meant to achieve in the scheme of things? You want to go to an impressive restaurant to 'assess' whether the guy is good enough for your time, at his expense.
No, my brothers would rather cut to the chase and if you're not coming to his place, it's on to the next one. There's really not much sense in wooing today's Nigerian woman. It. Is. All. About. The. Money. We now live in an era of 'no romance without finance'. Why should I woo you when all you're after is the money? You can swerve if you want to eat at Barcelos.

Secondly, whether there's a date or you've been invited to his house at first invite, there's no good intentions. He wants to lay you. Stop acting like a trip to a posh restaurant will suddenly wipe out sexual fantasies about you. Or maybe you're saying it's only ok to have those sexual fantasies after you've been wined and dined?


In conclusion, the 'come to my house dynamic' is mostly a move to economise the expenditure of time and other resources considering the margin of success/lack of.

smileysmiles:
Isn't it contradictory that women shouldn't do some things because they are women,yet they want political offices in Nigeria because they are women and should be given the opportunity..

Not because they are women; because they are humans who want to serve.. and it shouldnt be an "opportunity" makes it sound like its a "favor" of some sorts to a 2nd class citizen.

MadCow1:
Wow....


I don't know wether to weep or be happy you came out alive..


Fhuck no... I no for fit..

dorlapoh20:
There is no acceptable reason why anyone should engage in pre marital sex. All these reasons are just excuses for lack of self control, weakness and indiscipline.

bayplus:
It is apparently clear that most contributors here are either not well informed on international politics or they are inadvertently being guided by their religious sentiments towards Israel.

Though, a good analysis of some comments also show some signs of under-aged members making shallow attempt to respond to the thread.

May I ask:

Who is benefiting from the present precarious state in which Palestine is?

Why are the palestinians treated like sub-humans?

Can there ever be peace wherever injustice reign?

Is given Palestinians a rightful state of their own too much to attain peace in the most turbulent region of the world?

I watched the UN proceedings yesterday, and I can't but wonder how Israel and her Allies can win peace with force which has failed since 1948

The world's opinions is fast changing towards palestine. No man can survive and be happy to be in bondage.

All those who believe in equity, fairplay and Justice will surely not be happy with the outcome because it implies more violence and bloodshed for that region in the years to come.

I am not interested in which country vote for or against but my problem is with some segment of the jewish nation (not all) and their collaborators in US who think using Nazi or Adolf hitler formulae to exterminate the palestinians will guarantee them peace.

Our own actions and inactions in our home, community, state, country, continent and in the world at large determines what becomes of the world we leave. Inactions can and in most times is more dangerous and disastrous than actions, each depends on its circumstance.

For me, I want a peacefil world and I urge people to use more of their head than hearts because heart has been found to be most irrational and unreasonable in decision making, the head is better gifted to judge and reason better.

Mathematical:
NOTHING BAD IN IT, but Seriously? This total rubbish..
1.its a public place..
2.what kind of woman who love is husby does this
3.the woman have no respect ,she makes him look like a total fool.

jmoore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY

Zikdik:
Check your mail. Those are my favourites.

cold:
It doesn't matter how you pray. So long as your prayer is emanating fro Africa,you're wasting your time. Your god has more pressing issues to solve than sit his fat bum & listen to the fuckery y'all keep spewing. Fire..fire..fireee..die..die..dieee...mtcheew

Zikdik:
The book is about about overpopulation and the powers that be. A real eye opener. I've got a PDF format of it if you care.

omokugbor4real:
Pls, how many years is QS in minna

Seun:
Ok, so let me be the first to say it! Korra and Asami are a couple! Korrasami shippers have gone crazy over it!! www.reddit.rom/r/korrasami

https://grysplace.com/i/5909b2715d4e34a4e942.png

http://imgur.com/gallery/PLaMZ

But I am sad. I am a strong feminist sympathiser and I feel that the Avatar series is the most feminist show I have ever seen on television, and I vowed that if I ever got married and had daughters I would force them to watch every episode of the series. Most hollywood movies or shows with strong female protagonists or villains but not directed by women tend to include a few strong images that completely undermine the message, but Avatar series has been immune to that to the extent that I was shocked to learn that it was created by two men. So I love it.

The problem with how the Legend of Korra ended is that there is a thinking among haters of feminism that feminists are just man-hating lesbians. By making the two most impressive young women in the story lesbian lovers, they have strengthened this wrong image of feminism. They've turned a feminist show into a pro-lesbian show, and therefore parents who disapprove of lesbianism won't let their daughters watch it.

And this makes me very sad. I myself will not introduce the show to my daughters, if I ever have daughters. It's just too much.

thehomer:
What you refer to as "theology" isn't theology but "Christian theology". Don't mix them up. Then there are subsets of Christian theology like Catholic theology, Baptist theology, Anglican theology etc. Sure you can say I'm ignorant about the Christian God but so are you. But I'm not ignorant on what people have said about God and that is what theology generally amounts to.
please help me with PDF of Ingersoll's works

Again, why did God make sin transmissible when he could easily have made it non-transmissible? If God didn't intend for Adam to sin, why did he place the tree in the garden at all. Why did he even make the tree in the first place? Or didn't he know what Adam would do before he was formed? You can keep making excuses for your God but they simply won't fly.



And why should I obey his command? God has wondered about things before so I don't know why you're complaining here. After all, he wondered whether or not Abraham would be willing to sacrifice his son. He wondered whether or not Job would always obey him.




What exactly do you mean by freewill? Sure it is in the Bible. Doesn't make it true or a good idea. A better idea would have been for every single person to start out good.



I'm not making much about it. I'm happy with it.



For some reason, you find it difficult to understand that someone can criticize an idea without believing it. Yes based on what your God did in the Bible, he is cruel. But guess what? I don't believe in your God as a serious entity.





Well, I didn't say it, Ingersoll did.
You demonstrate your ignorance when you claim that your God is loving.



I was about to ask you the same question with regards to exams. Demonstrating your inability to deal with literary works is your own failing. One of the "better plows" would be something like the theory of evolution rather than the Bible being the better explanation on how humans came to exist.



And I disagree that he would die of inferiority complex.



Your God has already made it a crime.



Yes I'm the one wondering. Wondering why your God keeps complainig. Nope God caused it. He could have made sin non-transferrable but he chose not to.



Good. Good. Steps in the right direction. So God is like inanimate objects like the sun, fire and water. What you're saying is that your God is a being that is incapable of moral reasoning. Or that even if your God were to command genocide, then genocide may be good.



Maybe some people have better moral reasoning than I do. The thing is that I'm willing to consider what they say. You can use the "degree analogy" if you want. Just let me know what your position is or what your God's position is.



What I said is that goats are incapable of reason.



You've still demonstrated nothing surprising. You can always tell me the context that would make killing 6 month old babies the best thing to do by an all powerful entity.



You do realize that you're giving a justification for killing all 6 month old babies. Based on your reasoning, someone who really loves children would kill them all to ensure that they all get into heaven. Is that a position you're willing to defend?



I wasn't confused about that but if you really believe in your God, then you'll be confused about it. Here's another question. Would you kill a 6 month old baby if you were ordered to do so by God?



Numbers don't make your God right. Otherwise, hell would be the better destination since more people would be there.



Please where is the lie? Hasn't God ever oredered someone to kill babies or advised someone to rape female victims? Saying that God hasn't told you to do this personally doesn't mean that he hasn't told someone else to do it.

Paul delivered witches. God said kill witches. What is your point? Are you saying that just because something was mentioned in the Bible, it was a good idea? God never said "free all your slaves" he gave laws on who to enslave and what to do with them.



I see your dishonesty really struggling. Playing with grammar still won't save your God. You've already pointed out that I said your God has ordered the killing of babies so please can you quote what I said that you're interpreting in this strange way?



It actually is irrelevant because I'm the one who asked you a certain question. Asking me some other question doesn't answer my original question. Asking me if God is telling you something today makes no sense to me because your God isn't talking to me about you. All I have to go on is the Christian Bible and I'm merely asking you what your opinion is about someone who gives a certain command.



You're not answering my questions, you're asking your own question as a sort of comparison to mine about your opinions which may or may not reveal somethings about you and your God.
And once again, you reveal that you're comparing me to your God. What you suggested isn't my insinuation. I'm saying that given the sorts of evil actions your God has commanded in the past, he is an evil entity rather than a good one that should be worshipped.



There is nothing wrong with my tenses. If you find my plain words confusing, please can you explain what these commands ask people to do?



You're shouting that God doesn't support killing 6 month old babies. Please did God ever support the commands given above?



You speak as though people learning and revising their previous thoughts is something bad. Having modern editions isn't something terrible. In fact the absence of modern editions is why your Bible is such a good source of things not to do.



Really some people "need" to sleep with another's wife or young chldren? Some "need" to eat other humans? What sort of needs do you have? I hope you're not one of the people with those "needs".
I'd say that any book that doesn't recommend killing witches, suggest that it is sometimes good to kill 6 month old babies or give advice on how to keep slaves is already a huge improvement over the Bible.

cold:
Tithing is also a form of gambling, albeit subtle. You deposit 10% of whatever you earn with the hope that it will triple or even quadruple. But this time, it has been glossed over and your expected returns are not referred to as winnings but 'blessings'...sigh we know better.

honourhim:
See how you are crying and wailing because i quoted him. You and him are not the same. You believe in no God at all, no creator. Its only senseless people that will believe there is no creator. You and him are wide apart so stop crying. We have our differences in our beliefs but thats not the issue now. You are just bringing this one as a cover up to your foolish believe. When we get to a thread where we discuss which God is right or which of the two(christianity and Islam) is right then we iron it out but for now, deal with his post. I can see the thing dey pain you. kpele o, ndo biko o

MadCow1:
Is this all you brought back with you?!

Seriously!!?!

And here I was thinking this would be a fair fight.. Calling blow up dolls 'dummies'.. The biitch is not only arrogant, but also illiterate and reetarded.

I never thought I would ever see the day I ran into a reetarded, Ignorant Ekuke with an over bloated sense of self-worth...

I am done with you puppy!

This is not a fair fight.. Keep scrapping your knees on hard concrete at night sucking diicks for cent and walking tall in the morning telling those stupiid enough to listen to you how you are so much of all that whatevers that you cant kneel to apologise to any man.





FhuckingCretin..

ThoniaSlim:
I'm sorry but if I saw a grown a.s.s man with braids or conrows, I'll just assume you going through some sort of mid life crisis.

texanomaly: *sighs*

mazaje: How is it begging the question?. . .Seun has already made the claim. . .His trade mark is already on Nairaland. . .



He has answered already. . .



Why did you say that?. . .Why is god's irrefutable signature not written in any part of the universe so that people will know that the universe was created by him and leave no room for doubt?. . .I thought god wants people to know that he created the universe?. . .



I really don't know what to make of this, all i said was that the universe has equal amount of order and chaos. . .I don't know where you got the universe works is not orderly part. . .



LOL!. . . .What am saying is that god can not be used to explain anything properly and objectively, god is nothing more than an assumption. . .People have used god to try to explain creation. . .The bible, koran, yoruba, greek, mayan, hindu etc religious scriptures all tried to use god to explain how the universe came about but failed. . .We see the sun and we assume it's god that created it, we see animals and plants then we assume that it was god that created them. . .We see the stars and assume its god. . .But the thing is you can not use god to explain how these things operate, you can only use god to make wild assumptions about things you do not know, if god created them, then god should also be used to explain how they operate. . .You can claim and assume that god created all living organism but you can not use god to explain specific details about the organism, you can not for example use god to explain to me why the DNA of some organisms mutate. . .You can only use god to assume that he created the stars but you can not use god to explain why super novas occur. ..God is just an assumption and the default position for "I don't know " for the theist, at lest that is what you guys have been able to show so far. . . .You want me to just accept that god created everything and set them in place( an assumption), but you don't want me to ask you about the specific mechanism he used to put those things in place if indeed he created them. . .

Okijajuju1: [



Its a Nigerian Problem that transcends BRT.

When the Buses were launched, I could immediately have counted off the top of my head over 5 solid reasons why the scheme would fail and go the way of the other schemes of the past..
Like with everything the government does, they never think it through. It’s like someone has an idea and just jumps with it without first brainstorming it to see how it could fail and where the likely sources of problems could come from and developed a process/system that accounts for all these gaps.

Areas where the BRT scheme failed was;

1. Driver recruitment/Training/monitoring process. : I believe that a College of Commercial Driving should be set-up by either the government of the Private sector and all commercial drivers (Both public and private) should be trained there and certified there (both Physically and mentally) before put behind the wheels of any commercial bus. And these BRT Lanes should all have ground Monitoring and CCTV in place to monitor the drivers. There training should include proper Conduct training, Driving proficiency, First Aid and emergency training, etiquette, e.t.c..

The Monitoring team should not just monitor speed and driving, but also compliance like: Dress code (as I believe they should all have Uniforms like the Police with Ranks to tell how long a Driver has been driving and differentiate senior drivers from junior drivers), Conduct and Loading. All Passengers should be seated and the Bus should not move until all passengers are seated and the doors shut. Police or Man-O-War or NSCDC personnel should be deployed at each Bus stop to ensure compliance.

Also, a Point deduction system should be set-up so that any Driver who is involved in an accident automatically loses points and if the accident is found to be the Drivers fault, he can be fired and even charged with a crime or a misdemeanor.

2. Maintenance/Fleet Management:: This one is the one that irks me the most as I didn’t expect the Government in 2014 to purchase such vehicles in Large quantity without a proper "OVM" maintenance/insurance scheme in place to cater to the repairs of the trucks. Pictures such as what the OP put up should never be allowed in our buses if it was being maintained by an authorized dealership mechanic.

3. Route Management/Journey management System.:: For the BRT to be effective, it should be able to guarantee a properly timed and scheduled arrival at each bus stop within a certain time slot.. Example, those who live abroad know that there is a bus time table that tells you exactly when the next set of buses would arrive at each bus stop.. The frequency increases during rush hour and thins out during the off-peak periods.. Also a team that monitors the route for potholes, illegal users and more should have been factored into the planning. The Drivers should also have an assessment/report form that they fill in daily with comments.


And much more.. I think all our government need to start recruiting brain stormers into their governments whose jobs are to poke holes into every new policy with the aim of identifying the weaknesses and lapses in every policy and proffering solutions to these problems.

Almost every state Government transport scheme has never lasted past the first 2 years of its inception before starting to look like the nonsense they were initially trying to get rid of. [/b]

Gflat: What kind of qualities are we talking about here?

unyours: i will if there is said to be no harm in doing so and harm in not doing so. There is no harm in believing in God, but there is speculation of punishment if you don't believe. Though it seems to be wise not to believe but it's wiser to believe there is.

MadCow1: Congratulations.. You can read.