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Health › Re: Why You Must Stop Shaving Pubic Hair – Expert Warns by PETUK(m): 1:07pm On Oct 06, 2016
adebrave1:
You need deliverance, with hot anointing oil grin grin grin
you need wisdom
Romance › Re: Girl Says Jesus Fed 5000 People And Didn't Ask Anyone To Off Pant, Guy Replies by PETUK(m): 10:28pm On Sep 24, 2016
Debbywills:
How much can you boast of?
So because he bought one meatpie for her. She should off her undies huh?
It's only a typical poor guy would say this. Damn! angry
abeg park well, who undies don epp? He want some hot Bleep not undies..
Romance › Re: Girl Says Jesus Fed 5000 People And Didn't Ask Anyone To Off Pant, Guy Replies by PETUK(m): 10:10pm On Sep 24, 2016
Debbywills:
How much can you boast of?
So because he bought one meatpie for her. She should off her undies huh?
It's only a typical poor guy would say this. Damn! angry
abeg park well, who undies don epp? He want some hot Bleep not undies
Celebrities › Re: Ibinabo Fiberesima Visits Orphanage In Gombe State (Photos) by PETUK(m): 8:33pm On Sep 24, 2016
segun400:
The actress is in Gombe state right now at an orphanage .

Another Photo below

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/09/24/photos-actress-ibinabo-fiberisima-visits-orphanage-in-gombe-state/
wait what is she doing there, is she not suppose to serve her time?
Politics › Re: Rachael Dickson Gives Birth To Quadruplet In The US by PETUK(m): 4:52pm On Sep 23, 2016
ijebuloaded:
http://thenationonlineng.net/bayelsa-first-lady-gives-birth-quadruplet/
people will follow like sheep and swallow it hook line and sink she didn't give birth she adopt
Phones › Re: 20 Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 7 Which Costs About N500,000 by PETUK(m): 7:00am On Sep 23, 2016
richard870:
Can it be used to cure stupidityhuh
I doubt it, cos if it's so it would have cure his
Phones › Re: 20 Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 7 Which Costs About N500,000 by PETUK(m): 6:53am On Sep 23, 2016
Toluwani113:
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically
find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey
disturb you.
* U can connect d bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellant.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is
cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in
"protection" mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked
by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the
advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*it can be use to locate the garden of Eden.
*it can be used to download food, car ND a house
*it can be used to cast out demons
Nigga who is your supplier? Is Oshogbo weed that you are being supplied
Romance › Re: How Many Of You Are In A Relationship Without Sex? Share Your Experience by PETUK(m): 9:46pm On Sep 22, 2016
telemapreye1:
That guy is dumb
Ignore him
. But why do i have a feeling that you are dumber?
Romance › Re: How Many Of You Are In A Relationship Without Sex? Share Your Experience by PETUK(m): 9:45pm On Sep 22, 2016
telemapreye1:
That guy is dumb
Ignore him
. But why do i have a feeling that you are dumber?
Travel › Re: The Worst Things About Living Alone In Lagos by PETUK(m): 9:33pm On Sep 22, 2016
Revolva:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/worst-things-living-alone-lagos/
. How can i be lonely in the most populated state in the country?
Music/Radio › Re: 5 Nigerian Song Lyrics You're Probably Getting Wrong by PETUK(m): 8:28pm On Sep 22, 2016
VNaija:
This video has FINISHED me because all I can hear now when I listen to the songs are the wrong lyrics. Especially that Tiwa Savage "Bad" one. Chineke mo!

You guys should check it out. It's seriously true! The Tekno "Pana" one tooooo. Kai! Check it out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GspbxBQN1k&feature=youtu.be
thanks but no thanks, this 200MB i wan use am check game for bet9ja
Music/Radio › Re: 5 Nigerian Song Lyrics You're Probably Getting Wrong by PETUK(m): 8:25pm On Sep 22, 2016
VNaija:
This video has FINISHED me because all I can hear now when I listen to the songs are the wrong lyrics. Especially that Tiwa Savage "Bad" one. Chineke mo!

You guys should check it out. It's seriously true! The Tekno "Pana" one tooooo. Kai! Check it out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GspbxBQN1k&feature=youtu.be
.
No thanks but thanks this 200MB I want use am check bet9ja, i must chop game
Politics › Re: Kayode Ogundamisi On Buhari Attending United Nation General Assembly With Family by PETUK(m): 2:49pm On Sep 22, 2016
9jalatestnews:
Nigeria and International Political commentator Kayode Ogundamisi sparks reaction on twitter after he posted 'Imagine @GEJonathan attending #UNGA with Madam FAKA 2 children how would @TwitterNigeria have reacted? Vuvuzelas I'm asking 4 a pal ni o!'

Initially Nigeria President traveled to United State for United Nation General Assembly with 110 delegates which includes his wife and two of his daughters.

Checkout twitter user reaction below Sleeping with 206 bones..... Waking up with 207 bones...... Only boyz can understand

http://ladojaoluseunsblog..com.ng/2016/09/kayode-ogundamisi-sparks-reaction-on.html


https://mobile.twitter.com/ogundamisi/status/778718704959836160
Politics › Re: Nigeria Now Safer For Doing Business—buhari by PETUK(m): 10:20am On Sep 20, 2016
sarrki:
u Don come again bah ?

God bless u Pmb

We don't have vultures around anymore

Security is becoming better

Thank u sire
you forgot to mention that One Dollar is now equal to One naira
Romance › Re: When A Guy Is Torn Between His Girlfriend & Sugar Mummy by PETUK(m): 7:22am On Sep 19, 2016
marvelck:
I just don't understand why my girlfriend keep complaining about my sugar mummy despite the fact that all the money I spend on her is given to me by my sugar mummy. Who knows about my girlfriend, but is still willing to share her with me. I don't know why most girls like claiming ownership of what is not theirs yet!
have girl epp you? If not then drop am
Celebrities › Re: Biodun Okeowo: I Cried Day My Ex-Husband Remarried by PETUK(m): 4:56pm On Sep 18, 2016
vislabraye:
On point... I noticed something contradictory. Her ex wanted her back but she refused. When he paid someone else's bride price she started crying huh
no mind dem in fact these girls have not epp anyone
Celebrities › Re: Biodun Okeowo: I Cried Day My Ex-Husband Remarried by PETUK(m): 4:52pm On Sep 18, 2016
rusher14:
I know you are also a God fearing lady.
Dude relax who she don help?
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Flashes Cleavage In New Photo by PETUK(m): 1:04pm On Sep 15, 2016
realkingqueen:
were you trying to be funny?
me being funny? I doubt that
Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks' Spotlight Album Makes It To No 10 On Billboards World Album Chart by PETUK(m): 12:44pm On Sep 15, 2016
Swizdoe:
Mr I too know.....
Great minds ko, weak mind nii
no i'm not
Tekno and Reekado Banks keep them side by side lyrically you'll know who is better
Jokes Etc › Re: Pictures Smokers Can Relate To by PETUK(m): 9:29pm On Sep 14, 2016
MissGdope:
you're the fool here. How many patients do you think are prescribed marijuana? It is used in extreme cases. The UK parliament started negotiations about legalising medical marijuana only yesterday. You think they were dumb when they made it illegal ?
If you're arguing that it should be legalised for medical use then it would make more sense since the dose will be prescribed by a doctor. If it's such a good medicine then why should it be used recreationally? You don't see anybody smoking paracetamol just because it's good.
yes they were dumb when they first made it illegal, do research on why weed was made illegal it has nothing to do with health
Jokes Etc › Re: Pictures Smokers Can Relate To by PETUK(m): 9:18pm On Sep 14, 2016
pacretus:
it helped america,it has helped me and still helps me.so if u're morally corrupt, well good for you.
you say that America is morally corrupt and naija is not, well I think you should contrast
Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks' Spotlight Album Makes It To No 10 On Billboards World Album Chart by PETUK(m): 7:33pm On Sep 14, 2016
Igboid:
I bet Tekno's Pana song, beats all the tracks in that spotlight album.

Can't just stop playing Pana, good video too, Tekno is good.
Great minds listen to lyrics while shallow mind like you talk about beat
Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks' Spotlight Album Makes It To No 10 On Billboards World Album Chart by PETUK(m): 7:17pm On Sep 14, 2016
Amastermovic:
mtcheww... who he help
he didn't make you helpless
Crime › Re: Jealous Lady Murders Her Ex-Boyfriend's Girlfriend After Threatening To Do So by PETUK(m): 7:04pm On Sep 14, 2016
Wait let's get this straight, you mean a girl kill her ex girl and I can't even get a text back!
Politics › Re: Militants & Cultists Surrender Their Weapons To Okorocha In Owerri (Photos) by PETUK(m): 6:38pm On Sep 14, 2016
Okorocha, you can fool some people sometime but you can not fool everybody all the time,

Mind you, if you believe this, then be sure you believe me when i tell you i saw a Chicken giving birth to an Elephant
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Not Get The Perspective Of Jehovah's Witnesses? Ask Ur Questions Here. by PETUK(m): 3:57pm On Sep 14, 2016
Logicbwoy:
You answered my questions in a typical Jehovah's witness way.

I wouldn't bother you too much, seeing that you are truly indoctrinated. You can't even see why I say that your church members are wicked. How can you look at someone dying and refuse him blood? Are you people the only christians that read the bible? Do you even know that your Jehovah's witness new translation bible is still a translation of a catholic bible?



90% of your culture is pagan. In fact, everyone in the world has pagan roots. To suggest that christmas is pagan is kind of hypocritical, considering that your Nigerian name, food, dressing comes from pagan origin.

You do realise that pagan relgions existed before Christianity?
because you don't like the answer that is why it is Jehovah's witness way,

Good for you
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Flashes Cleavage In New Photo by PETUK(m): 3:36pm On Sep 14, 2016
realkingqueen:
do you expect the boobs of a woman her age to still be erect and firm except she did breast lift or has silicon in it and again she's a mother,so pls cut her some slacks undecided
Obviously falling boobs is something you can relate to
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Flashes Cleavage In New Photo by PETUK(m): 3:33pm On Sep 14, 2016
CaroLyner:
these guys above got no chiillss grin
at all
Jokes Etc › Re: Pictures Smokers Can Relate To by PETUK(m): 3:24pm On Sep 14, 2016
pacretus:
keep shut,if u've got nothing meaningful to contribute to humanity.Guys are out there thinking of ways to better the lifes of humans,u're here on nairaland telling us how much of a WEED smoker u're,encouraging people to do same.i'm not suprised they legalized mariguana in america,that's what u get when a nation is morally corrupt.
Hope you wouldn't mind telling us how america is the best country in the world.
If God wanted humans to smoke,he would have sunk a hole on their head down to mouth.or just put a pipe in there.
you are telling someone to keep shut, you also talked about morality abi? Good now tell me, who morality done epp?
Jokes Etc › Re: Pictures Smokers Can Relate To by PETUK(m): 3:17pm On Sep 14, 2016
Weed is life
Sports › Re: Athletes Don’t Need Too Much Preparation To Win Medals – Dalung by PETUK(m): 2:02pm On Sep 13, 2016
I'll give the world just to smoke the kind of weed Dalung is smoking,
Pls who is your supplier?

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