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Guy... No gurl must sleep with u in d same room without u yanshing her.. Except she's your relative... Dats d 1st rule of guys............. That are not gay

Dats my sugar mummy

Bros a couple is a pair nah.... Ewo ni 2 couples.... Wetin u score for ur jamb english sef?

Oboi na wa o... Make God no let us see bad tins...

Na now day break?
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Naija movie mistakes.
1. Ghost dey look both sides before I'm cross road.
2. Person die with afro, I'm ghost come back with lowcut.
3. Person ghost come bak com give I'm wife belle.
4. Dem shoot person for head, bandage I'm leg
5. Person ghost come bak e no visit I'm peeps for naija, na d far relation for america e go visit.
6. Phone go ring for inside witch meeting...
I don forget some abeg hit like for nollywood o jare

Wey d remaining pishures nah?

God bless the posters ahead of me.. Now don't get me wrong.. I quite concur with d op.. But there is 1 thing wrong.. And another not included...
First; w@ d heck is expect betrayal or every wife must cheat... Marriage is meant for and founded on fidelity. In all ramifications. Sex in marriage is no longer for fun only.. Its objective. And dat is why maturity is needed. It is possible and in fact d right thing to stay faithful to ur partner. Trust is earned by staying faithful. U don't expect me to love you wholeheartedly when u are freely dishing out d pu.ssy dat I so worked hard for after so many years to sumbody becos you just feel like it.. Dat would be wicked, selfish and pointless.. So stay faithful pls.. Let ur husband love you...

The second tin d op didn't get or add is MONEY... You nid a very buoyant financial status for a marriage to be quite smooth... With d man being the main source of provision...

#shalom

I dey feel their pain... Dem dey try avoid 12 - 0. Buts its inevitable... We gats use dem revenge d world cup

Jeeeezus.... U sure say na clear eye dat babe dey take marry dat guy.... Dat guy be like vulcaniser wey dey suck air from tire...

Damn... I love range rover sports... 3 million naira... Lemme buy it sharp sharp

Kpmg dey pay o but na medicine I dey study

Ibeere to kpa baba ijebu

As u said this is from ur head... Coming from a fellow ghetto nigga... I'd say NICE ONE.. Lovely.... Greatness is on d inside... I therefore prophesy dat I will b great... And this post will get to front page... And I will be first to comment...


P.S ur last statement.. Its supposed to be spend and not spent....

#shalom

hardbody: I am not planning on falling or failing bro, i am on an upward swing. I am done with this banter. Have yourself a wonderful evening. I still maintain however, that $46k does not make a man. My very humble view from a position of knowledge. May i request that you discontinue mentioning this? Thank you for your maturity.

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First of all... You are a big fool.. Watsup wit d poverty mentality talk? U make 24 mill a ... Make ur pric.k bend. Niggas who make dat much don't even have time to handle dier social networking.. They contract pipul to do it.. Dat is 7 million naira won on a bet of a meagre 3k plus.. Dat is pure luck nigga... Stop hating and get urself a job... Fantasy hurts

Two things.
1. She's @ a fu.ckin location.. And
2. Dats d movie director's car...

RIP.. God save us all...

Hmmmmm..... Dis is like an action movie.... Let us all continue to pray for naija.. It shall be well

Chisos.... Dat can only mean anal penetration without lubrication from germany..

Just in case lalalalala you can't touch dis lalalalalala

Wonders shall never end.

The title of ur header should be chris tucker 'Comes' to nigeria and not goes or are u not in nigeria?
@topic well I nor go blame am... Nigeria is a sweet place to b if not for BK...
But see d difference btween a monkey and a man... OBJ pls get a cosmetic surgery done... U can afford it!

All these decisions na wa o

But bia... Leh leh,,, why is he asking for a car? I tot he was given range rover sports yafu yafu wen he won afcon?

Better... I prefer he spends time to build a strong and formidable team dan rushing to go get anoda coach dat will do wat APC is doing to PDP...

I bin wan talk... Until I hear say I'm wife na calabar... Konji na bastard...

kennylawal: I swear all una never sick, na why u dey run mouth. If you wife wan born, carry am go lap radiology, physiotherapy or wetin u call am. All you hypocrites. If all johesu drop there work, doctors will do them, can they do doctors job. A doctor would hav done a posting in all those johesu fields as student too. they are working, respect. But the doctor and sirgeon are the most important experts in patient care. If you wana be like a doctor too, go take a jamb form and see that medical school no be beans

sorry o bros but from ur comment I tink u are either;
1. An illiterate or
2. High on cheap Sk
Listen to urself... A doctor knowing everytin? We're else do u c dat oda dan nigeria and its stewpid folks like u dat want nigeria to b @ par wit oda great nations.. Fool...
And again ur last statement is so hilarious... We're do u tink physios, dentists, radiographers are trained? Dust bin? No my friend d same. Medical skul dat ur illiterate mind tinks is almighty... Stop talking wen intellectuals are... Women sweep d bakyard wen MEN av a meeting...

dionysius: Cacophony of lies from johesu again. All medical doctors start from grade level 10 after housemanship and not 13. They are just trying mess doctors up.
Waiting for when NASU will demand to be VC of Universities, make i see whether ASUU go gree.

Who be dis fool? Comparing johesu to nasu? U dey madt? Check ur hierarchy wella men in d faculty of medicine, there is medicine as a dpt, physiotherapy, dentistry, and so on so why d stewpid analogy? U just hatin and dey aint ranting! Jusy forget it... Ur pharoahtic monopoly is over... In luth here a microbiologist is d provost so get ur info ryt... Re.tarded ass.hole

I'm a final year physiotherapist in the college of medicine university of lagos.. I stay in a room with 4 mbbs final year students amd I must say.. The bias to the oda sectors even @ an undergraduate level is too much. This goes to show that d level of moral decadence, prejudice and pride in these doctors is too much.. To get total and optimum medical care, u nid all aspects of the health team to contribute immensely and efficiently for d best medical performance. Imagine a stdt here telling us that they shud b given 2 man rooms dat d rest should go and look for somewhere else here.. Its outrageous.from d onset, dey believe dat dey are better and as such, prejudiced to ALWAYS be in top consideration for any form of medical consideration for profit only.. Der are physios who finished skuling before some consultants bought jamb form... There was even a day I was writing my clinical exam and I had my steth on and a.Dr friend was like 'dude go and pull dat steth jor and stop decieving people dat u r a doctor' I was like wtf? D steth is to check oscultations of d heart and not a title landmark for a Drs decoration. Enlightment is d key. They should go out.. See d way things are done outside and emulate d peace, serenity and cohesion dat exists between us as medical practitioners.. Its not our fault dat we are called doctors by d public. And very soon by the grace of God, wen the Doctors of physio,pharmacy bill are passed, and wen now started running d same 6 year parole wit dem, ehen dey will calm down.. But please let's strike for important tins.. Dis is a form of racism we so madly hate. Nobody likes to be trampled upon. So I dnt blame johesu. Make ur demands and don't counter anova person's own I'm not on anybody's side tho. I just feel I shud say dis...heck I even have an exam now sef....LONG LIVE. JOHESU!!! LONG LIVE NMA!!!! More patients, more money, more peace and prosperity... #united nigeria...


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