₦airaland Forum

caye:
Wait! Are you sure?
Though I have been hearing this thing for more than 25 yrs, when:-

- in " To Mother With Love" by Dr. Tai Solarin, he said when he went to England, the govt., was teaching the ppl how to bath daily

- black American women were said to have taught the whites during slavery , the necessity of bathing daily

- a particular king of Britain BOASTED that he was so clean that he took 3 baths per year!

- Taylor swift said her parents used to tell her, " oh, don't bother washing your feet. Just pour the water on your head, your feet will be automatically become clean ( or something like that o)


If all na true, that's a chai.

My brother, its so true.
Brad Pitt once said that people complained of his body odor but its because he has to assist his wife and adopted children and that he lives off wipes.

One of my oyibo friends complained that we blacks too like to bath and yet our skin still remained black.

Guy, ask any of your friends or neighbours who ever lived in UK, Scotland or Norway. Ahsway they don't bath. Some people on NL here can equally testify.

That's why when I was with them, as celebrated as I was because of my physique, I seldom pool party.

Imagine girls in their menstrual cycle still depend on wipes. It's crazy.

ponishah:
That doesn't mean the omugwo woman is 56, you haven't proved anything

I wish I could dig out the story. But according to her, she was way off her menopause and that since she longer sees her period, they felt unconcerned about the signs she saw in herself. Twas until her daughter pressured her to go run some test.....

True life story doesn't sell on NL, so why would I waste my time?

Oyibo wey no d bath. They rather use wipes to tidy up kppekus and off they go. Na so so fragrance, bodyspray and perfume they depend on.

pansophist:
56 years old pregnant?

Lie small small my guy.

And who told you that 56 years old women can't be pregnant?

A woman who came for omugwo got pregnant for her daughter's husband. The story long but I ain't a storyteller. This happened in Nigeria here.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Good luck to them

Lol. You said it like you meant it

This Tinubu is trying all means to make us believe that he has nothing to do with drugs. But we know these things. Once a baron always a baron.

Pablo EscoBola

Thabothabo101:
Hey, what's important is the area beneath the waist. If that organ works, nothing else matters.

[quote author=Bunnatex post=129949076]Reno Omokri .

The man's tweet keep popping in my timeline despite the fact that I don't follow him.[/quote

That he-goat blocked me on X.

I zryna train for boxing in early 2005 then in Ogba ikeja. My instructor Mr Afeez beat the hell outta me. I resorted to gaming and never looked back. Boxing is something else. Shit ain't roses. Damn!

R.I.P to him

Zonefree:
Why is she looking like embalmed corpse?

Daaaammmmnnnnn! You're a basketmouth

diamondbody:
After the Ottoman Empire lost WWI, the British received a mandate to manage Palestine. The British promised the Jewish people a country in the Balfour Declaration and also promised the Palestinians independence. Israel declared independence in 1948 after the British handed the mandate off to the UN.

The same UN is still playing this silly game decades late.

It's not UN that's playing the game; it's the Arab League. There's a lot to Palestinian states than UN could do.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
The US is the most hypocritical nation on earth. You just voted against Palestinian statehood then turn around to say that your vote does not reflect opposition to Palestinian statehood. How on earth is 9 votes greater than 143 votes at the General Assembly?? Tell me how it's a unilateral decision of the UNITED NATIONS when the majority members at the UN voted in favor of a Palestine state?

IT'S no longer democracy because it does not favour your strategic interest😜. Watch as they veto the General Assembly resolution at the Security Council.

You think the equal in UN is real? There are situations in this world where one is a majority. That's exactly what's playing out in the UN assembly. The 9 who voted against the endorsement of Palestinia is strong enough to deny them. Do you want me to elaborate?

Appointment upon Appointment and there's nothing to show for it aside from compensation, padding, déception, manipulation and looting.

Tinubu, welldone

aswani:
At the text in bold, ahead in what way? Their man is President of the country, a post that yours is gradually drifting far away from attaining.

You and other Obidients are reduced to expressing your frustration via the medium of insults, abuses and cursing of other people on social media.

They have what you want, a sitting President, and you are claiming to be ahead.

Obidients really have lost their collective minds.

Are you sincerely proud of BAT as a president? Be honest. No, not be honest. You're allergic to honesty as long as you're a BATist. So, I'd say, say the truth.

What would I have done if I were not an Obidients? This Obidients are better than proud boys. BATists have exhausted their defence strategy for their drug master; they resort to attacking Obidients. We are ahead.

Hausa-fulani ministers who ruled Abuja actually brought it down to almajiri and herdsmen standard. Nothing good could ever come out of these uncircumcised, goro chewing, mai ruwan set of human-animals.

The beginning is near

DeepSight:
No, that is not wicked enough. He should go ahead and make sure she loses her job (and anything else she has in life).

Because surely he would have lost his too.

An eye for an eye.

Exodus 21 vs 24. That's my favorite quote in my secondary school days. And it still hold sway

jeromestarks:
If woman wan use you, turn the table around and finish her pata pata.

If she loves you truly, love her truly. This is the way.
Once you noticed manipulation, finish her!

A lady I dropped like its hot, some two years ago once told me that with her beauty, any man would want her anytime anyway, and that she knows I don't love her. The 2nd time she accused me not loving her, I gave her the red card. She was mad; went to their house and demolished their household items. She claimed that her elder sister had a hand in the break-up. Anyway, it's not always easy on them oo. But who cares these days. MEN LIVES MATTERS

jeromestarks:
You didn't finish the work. Or, wait, you didn't do it well.
You would have told the guy WHAT she is and asked the guy to pretend as if he knew nothing. Then, the two of you will keep fvcking her and using her.
You will collaborate with the guy to use her until she comes useless then both of you will leave her.
You could even tell him to get her pregnant then reject it on bases that she was fvcking you.
Or after impregnating her, he, guy, will just reveal his true girlfriend to her and ask her to return to you.

Daaaammmmnnnnn!!


In igala's voice, you wucked

Rizzputin:
You are both wrong and right at the same time. Let me tell you why.

You are right for allowing things to end. But you are soo wrong for a host of other reasons.

First, this kind of girl is what I call Drama Divas. These kind of girls will be the sweetest and worst kind in a relationship


I was going to write a thread on them and the best ways to handle them. But I couldn't due to time. Maybe if I did, and you read it... would have saved you from making costly mistakes


Let me guess...

At the start, this girl was so sweet to you. She was loving, respectful, submissive. She confessed her feelings to you. Told you how much she loved you. Showed you care and affection.

She said you were the best thing that ever happened to her. She complimented you a lot on your good qualities. She'd call to check up on you and wanted to spend time with you.

Then all of a sudden she changed...

Her love bombing dropped out of nowhere. She promised to change but never really did.

And because this was your first time with this kind of girls.. you were caught off guard. Then, you made the biggest mistake of all: You begged

You see, these Drama Divas are in a special category of 3 kinds of girls. The other two are: Daddy issue girls and girls with a history of toxic bfs or relationships

The worst thing you can do with these girls is to make them feel they "have" you or beg them to stay with you


Why?

Because all their lives they're the ones begging. Begging for their dad to come back. Begging not to be abandoned.

So when as a man you do the Begging She starts doubting her love for you. Because that's not what she's really used to.

The thing is this girl isn't a wicked person or a nonsense girl. She's damaged. Life doesn't come with a manual on how to handle relationships

She's only reacting based on how life and people she cared about treating her.

She isn't consciously trying affect your mental health. It's her subconscious taking over based on what she's experienced

If you dig through her past... you'll notice a history of abandonment. This has made her the way she is.

You should have just let her go. And advise her to seek therapy (do NOT save her yourself)

You're not the only guy neither is that guy. There are others. So it's pointless chatting up other guys

Keep an eye out for my thread on this. Because these group of girls are very common among these gen z girls

I've personally encountered more than 10 of them.

They will make you feel so special. Hype up your ego... then along the line they start throwing drama, tests and challenges to drain you.

You'll be great if she never feels you're completely hers. And if you can control your emotions and not overreact

The general goal tho, is to never date them. Rather, keep them as friends with benefits or fùck buddies till they move on to marriage

You've earned my 5 star respect reserves only for my kinds.

I don't know what's happening to my gender: they're losing the masculine codes and it's crazy

Pastor Enenche of Dunamis church made a reference about this mansion.

JASONjnr:
Can we bet?

Leave the pool alone

Shetemi12:
Nigeria will be great

Keep dreaming grandmuthafvker

I like her mild make-up, her dark skin and her height. She does not look like a jealous type.

Sonyboom:
I pity Peter Peter Obi the little saving grace he as been banking on he want it eroded totally before the next election.

I don't blame him though I blame Tinubu with his poor n pathetic governance. If this foolish government can just bring back naira to ₦700 n stabilize it there, ensure regular supply of fuel will Peter Obi be able to show face anywhere in Nigeria talk more of dreaming about recontesting in 2027.

At 34 you still sounds like this? Wisdom is a defense.

If God sees you through 19 -28 years without making it to jail, then you're a legend. At that age, we no d hear word.
You make it or break it

If ICC dare make attempt to arrest any official of Israel from Israel's soil, they return in bodybag.

xjiggy:
I don't know about them being used for crypto or money laundry but I just have a natural dislike for digital banks operating in Nigeria

Which generation do you belong to?

You sounds funny to me shaa

Teeklef:
Hmmmm!!! I was with one of the so call coordinator yesterday. Very influential woman and former chairman of a local government here in ondo state. When I was about to leave,mama had to throw money from upstairs to me,i just laugh.she was somehow afraid with that my laughter. She will be thinking that who is this guy. I no pick the money o,na her chief of staff go pick am. Why you go dey throw me money[b],I be beggar?..[/b]....mtcheeww.

It depends on how you look.

If you're going out, make sure you eat well, dress well and smell well. If you look the opposite, no matter how much English you speak, you'd be considered a beggar or a riff-raff.

I learnt this concept from Ali Modu sheriff