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There are no assassins or assassin sponsors in Nigeria. Nigerians are too docile for such assignment.
Nigeria police too like to use big words to describe small crime. You would hear something like:

Cartel
Kingpin
Syndicate
Mafia
Godfather
Assassin
Mob
Etc.
The coordination that run these organizations does not operate in an inefficient country like Nigeria.

Assassin was my childhood dream but after I relocated to Nigeria from Egypt, that's all

Some criminals claims to be igbos while they are not, especially when it matters drugs.

Some fraudsters claims to be yoruba but are not, because an average yoruba guy has a knack for yahoo

Some bandits usually claims hausafulani while they are not. I met a guy from SS late last year who was going to pay allegiance to ISWAP. Thank God a certain church caught up with him and changed him.

You see, not all drug pedlers with igbo names are igbos. Not all black criminals in Europe are Nigerians. But trust me, most black criminals usually claim Nigeria.

Allow igbos breathe.

I'm not an igbo but I love them so much; they taught me how to make money, and I never looked back.

Starships4u:
MTN and GLO
ENYIMBA and KANO PILLARS
OKOROCHA and IKEDI OHAKIM
CHINEDU VIVOIR RHODES and SANWO OLU

Your type is the reason why I visit NL every now and then. Very funny nigerians

drimzsmoke:
Aye vs Eiye rivalry!!!!

No capping

MurderX:
It should be in handcuff

CursedOsuPigs:
You seem to know so much about weed. How old were you when your inconsequential riffraff of a father started sending you to buy weed for him?

Mkpi🤣

Weed is not d only intoxicants I have deep knowledge of, but it doesn't have to come from my father. I learned it from the street. So I will not deny the knowledge. But look at you,..... so dumb to allow yourself to be used just for crumbs. Get a life.

Where's my decoder sef? Thank goodness all my gfs have learnt (from me) to do without watching TV. If I marry or when I marry, I may sub. But for yesterday, now and ? Let multichoice allow me breathe.haba

zionstaar75:
keep crying and wailing. This one stinks like an obidense

I'm Obidient 4ever. We shall remained your worst nightmare.
Your tinubu is already buying judges as against 2027 by seducing them with payments. Look at how much soldiers are paid.

CursedOsuPigs:
Yinmu. Tinubu will win with a landslide in Lagos in 2027. Now that we have seen the nyanmuris for who they are, those who opposed Tinubu the first time have learnt their lessons.

There is no difference between buhari's followers and that of (ur) tinubu. Y'all are blinded by nepotism.. if I investigate you, I'm sure you smoke weed since you cannot afford powder. Oloriburuku

It's un4tunate that Umahi is in this administration.
700km coastal highway costs 10× what it costs in a fellow Africa country. All projects that Dave Umahi is handling are 5 to 10 times overpriced, because he has to make money to support tinubu in 2027, even though tinubu will not win, even in Lagos.

Too bad!

My voice is guttural that some people get scared when listened to. So I hardly make VN.

Iran would not be the first to own a nuclear head. If they think they could threaten Israel, Bibi has the button on his table too. I very well would advise Grossi of IAEA to encourage Iran to go ahead.

Bashnigga:
I think Clem's still alive

Yeah.

I did not intend to include his name below the R.I.Ps.

EreluRoz:
I don't want all these fights in our party. That werey man called Obi who is the worst governor anambra ever had will be somewhere laughing but what he doesn't know is sensible and majority of Nigerians can see through his deceit.

At the mention of Obi, you gets likes and mentions. You're driven by that satisfaction forgetting that you're exposing your stvpidity. You can never measure up to dust that drop off Peter obi's shoes.
Efúléfu

One of my good choices actors.

Kanyon o kanayo

Azulu

Amaechi muonagor

Alex osifor

Chinweta Agu
Ukwa

R.I.P to him
Sam loco
Clems ohameze

Beverlyjean:
This year has been terrible for Nollywood.... its like an Actor dies every market day

It's like you're from east. You guys like afor and nkwo days.

Well, R.I.P to him

Beverlyjean:
This year has been terrible for Nollywood.... its like an Actor dies every market day

It's like you're from Enugu. You guys like afor and nkwo days.

Well, R.I.P to him

I don't sleep naked. Never!
Imagine armed men breaking into your and you wake up confused, unclothed. I've experienced that scenery twice. I can't even sleep without a weapon close to me no matter how small. I don't care if sleeping naked has health benefits or not. I've had ladies who are nudist and I kept wondering what's up, not until I see this use.less thread.

In NOTORIOUS B.I.G voice, "bad boys moves in silence with violence". Israel will always be Israel

This portable is one hell of a SIGMA male. I like him but I've never listen to his music. Funny dude

Jostoman:
Russia will soon come here to show their Okrika supersonic bomber

This thing pain me oo for Russia oo.

Tipper should be banned nationwide from prying motorways by daytime. It has killed countless people including Okada, Keke, schoolchildren, travelers, etc. I hate tippers because it killed my friend.

Before you know it, money will change hands and you will not hear pim from Benin again until these morafokas install their virus, sorry their king.

I love it when men expressed their argument in physical combat. At least the show of who is stronger would establish the deserved respect. I hate those who acts in pretense; yeye gentleman.

Offpoint1:
Been long I listened to any Nigerian song.
All the celebrities that came to limelight after 2010 I only heard of them on Nairaland. Don't listen or know anything of their songs unless I randomly come across it as soundtracks in skits.

I'm stucked in 90s and early 20s raps.


Looking forward to Eminem's Album dropping this year

Same water carry us. I was in a wedding and I found out that I could not flow with any song unlike everyone else present. I was ashamed somehow.
I really need to start listening to naija song. I'm lost, walahi

People can be very reckless in nasarawa state. That's why they have the highest number of bumps. Passengers and motorists behaves like animals. Whenever you see some persons trying to cross the road, they act like they're sleep-walkig. That does not mean I don't pity the victims, but driving through that state is worst than anywhere, even bauchi state.

jibrilELsudan:
ISRAEL IS REALLY VERY STUPID TO THINK THAT THIS THEIR IRON DOME WILL FOREVER PROTECT THEM AND NOTHING CAN PASS THRU

ALL IT TAKES IS FOR IRAN....HAMAS....HOUTHIS..LEBANON...
SYRIA...HISBOLAH...ETC TO SEND A COORDINATED BARAGE OF MISSILES AT ONCE AND ALL YOU FLAT BRAINS WILL WATCH IN DISBELIEF HOW ISRAEL WILL BE WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THIS PLANET

Wishful thinking na im go kee you for here. Go and do research with your blackberry but no, you prefer to eat bread and akara instead of 1gb data

Hashabiah:
Conflicting news reports. Just this morning, Israel was begging and calling on the UN Council to hold an emergency meeting to call Iran to order. Anyway, wetin concern me ...as long as Israel continues her hostility towards the arabs they will continue being targets for destruction to Islam and her people

You and fake news is like muslims and blood spilling. No wonder, your hernia keep getting bigger

Jackanda1:
The bomb was prepared in your house abi?

You will not understand because
1. You've not heard about it
2. It's beyond ur scope of reasoning
3. You're too daft to research
4. Go and ask about it

If to say I no be Obidients I for japa oo. I too like these apc nightmares. Too much sense.

What Obidients cannot do does not what?

Israel has prepared n electromagnetic pulse bomb that has never been used before. If you know the effect of EMP bomb, you will advise Iran to halt whatever the fvck they're planning against Israel. I pity Iran.