₦airaland Forum

You claimed you just had your 3rd child as if the baby was born last week. This baby looks 90 days plus.

My elder bro want to sell half of his plot beside his house at Airport road behind Dunamis church. It's a distress sale. If you're interested, lemme know so I can find out if it's still available.

It's made up by an adult

Nicepoker:
Careless parents. What if those noodles strangled that baby.

addasjohnsona:
The best way to speak Chinese
"Her shoe shall shine"
Now read it backwards

Why are you always like this?

Akinowon123:
I pity you. Guess you are still a kid who they are still breastfeeding because when life comes at you. You won't say what u just said. The poor never wished to be poor, you may think you are contended today and have lots of inheritance but pray not to experience life. Bye

Be calming down. The dude is catching cruize. Don't be too official. At least he made me laff with his comment

falcon01:
That's his problem

You d vex oo

Ahsweh you funny

What has tinubu done to inec to deserve all this? If tinubu knew that things will go south against him, he would have supported starboy. Now Osibanjo will be in his penthouse leaking � and be laughing at tinubu.

Come to think of it, don't y'all think osibanjo owns the script to all these development in inec? I'm just thinking out loud!

Apc is practically handicapped in their notoriety. Nigerians have rejected them bulabablu.

haleeberry:
Really? Am surprised as well, because u spoke like u woke up next to me

I had to re-check the nomenclature to see if twas truly bbqgrillz. Thank God for the reawakening. This goes to show that the sermon from Nigerian youths shall not be in vain.

[quote author= post=119005131]Each and any politicians that have stolen from our National treasury, and make life difficult for Nigerians, since independence, no matter the political party they are, they will never enjoy their stolen goods in good health and peace till the rest of their miserable lives.

For all the suffering people are going through in this nation, any looting and thieving politician, from past to present will not end well.

And this also goes to their supporters, nothing good will come their way in life.
No be curse,
Na FACT!

We Rise.



God bless you.
SO SHALL IT BE IN JESUS NAME.
INSHA ALLAH.


A BIG AMEN.
God bless you real good HaleeBerry [/quote]I'm surprised at your gesture I never knew that you'll ever see anything bad during this APC regime.

IBB once asked "why is it that what works in other countries doesn't work in Nigeria"?

Tracking of phones and terrorist cannot be achieved. They want to track track cars.

Jesus Wept.

BATified2023:
let’s assume 50 people will withdraw a day n they withdraw an average of 5k which is 250k meaning he will make 100 in 50 places that’s 5000

Do u know how much he will use to collect the 250k in bank?

That’s 12500[b] if the 5% rate is applied
[/b]
So tell me how he will make profit if he uses 12k5 to withdraw n make 5k?

Which 5% is that? I didn't get that part

SensetionalGoal:
Is like you do not understand this policy as it concerns POS ..

How would the pos operators get cash for their daily transaction since the limit is 100k per week ..

ATM withdrawal is 20k per day... Unless the pos guy pays 10% for any additional cash over the counter which means the price of POS transactions will skyrocket , like you have to pay 1k to withdraw 20k

PoS withdraws up to 500k per week bcs it's a cooperate entity. Hence, the can use the amount conveniently. Don't 4get that people deposits with you all d time

I once sent a lady 4k and 1500 airtime. She called me, thanking me and was crying. I asked why she was crying and she said, sometimes she feels that her beauty is a curse; because no man, not even her relatives who ever offered her an assistance that has not demanded for s3x. She was so grateful that I felt guilty sending only 4k. Three (3) months later, during their exam, I sent her 10k. This girl blew my mind with excitements. She gathered some ladies, made a video call where all of them thanked me.

During her NYSC, she was posted to Bauchi and I happened to be in Bauchi then. I visited her in d camp with plenty beverages and chocolates and snacks and sanitary pads. That was the second time we were meeting. She was screaming and the army boys came over. She explained briefly and I told the surprised corp members and other people that she's appreciative. I left. Now she's working with an NGO in Maiduguri, earning well over 400k. I've not seen her then and I don't think we'll ever see.

She was never my girlfriend. I just liked her appreciative mentality; always very genuine.

FOOTSOLDIER1:
I am back from my 3 days ban

How did you do it?

I was ban in 2020 on travel section. No reason was provided, I guess twas a mistake though. Anyway, they promised to unban me in 2022, and I'm patiently waiting

Brendaniel:
It is better to be patient and get follow come like Peter obi than buying fake like Tinubu or overused like Atiku....

Buy wisely and vote wisely - very important

You're wicked, causing depression and no and headache to urchins

Curious345:
Sad.. moaning is not organic ..

They watch too MUCH porn that's why..
If you moan as my sex partner , you chop slap immediately..

Sex was designed to be silent .. perverts are trying to play god

you d vex oo

The man lives beside our house in 6931 road off 69 road, 6th avenue. He refused to give one of my ladies a job..

OnionBandit:
Restricting it doesn't mean it shouldn't be taxed. It's just a way of discouraging it because of the high volatility of the market and the unknown actors behind it.

Most of us who are into crypto will tell you the Government has been vindicated. More than 99% of investors have lost over 90% of their investment in crypto..Market has been bleeding for over a year now and the blood is still fresh and running.

I won't forget the day I woke up to see my investment of a million naira dropped to less than 50k. My own sef small..You need to see how a friend could not eat well for days because his own dropped from around 11million to leads than 100k.

Well, all these story no concern Government. That tax must be paid. Tax and death are the only certain things in life

Wow!

Old man that kept peeing on his cloth and disgracing himself up and down is claiming that the name of Peter Obi is a disgrace. Can tinubu stands before Harvard university to give a speech? I'm ashamed of tinubu and all his supporters. No wonder his wife has not kissed him for 38 years. Isn't that something to worry for? If not that he's richer than me at d moment, I'd have call him a f00l

I heard that tinubu has written his will, because the shock of 2023 election will sentence him to 6ix feet down the earth.

And how's that possible kwanu? Elénù gàn

You mean all his past consultations are null and void?

Or

Because Atiku and Obi visited USA, he wanna prove his Innocence in US?

I pity this brown teeth bigot of this adult-pampers-wearing thief

This is scary.

xynerise:
This is what my problem is

Somebody always want to cuddle you and make your hand uncomfortable

I'm telling you. I hate cuddling. I love to sleep facing the ceiling

MoneyMustBMade:
My marriage is very sweet... Have a good woman and enjoy marriage... Forget beauty although my wife is very beautiful. If you love your wife you will make her beautiful. Marriage is reality not fiction. Choose someone with same ideology like you, keep beauty aside and you will see your self enjoying her.

But family members most times look down on a wife that is not beautiful, just d way Kano people look down on ganduje because he's ugly and d best governor in Kano so far

CaveAdullam:
1. The chances of achieving your goal become impossible or ultra slim.

2. As a father you will hardly have time for yourself because you are bothered about family bills.

3. Your only joy as a father is that your kids are healthy, intelligent, and becoming responsible.

4. As a father, the love your family has for you is predicated on the magnitude of your food storage and the depth of your pocket.

5. As a father when things go sour, the respect from nuclear and extended family plummets.

6. As a mother, you must serve your husband and children. You don't have time for vacations or rest.

7. As a father you will have at least one child that will behave in such a manner that it is as if he/she hates the family and wants to ruin the family name intentionally.

8. As a father only loyalty to your vows will keep you from infidelity because your wife will become boring by the day. Ditto for the mother.

9. The flames that run the marriage don't burn on their own. To keep the marriage fresh and the union alive the husband and wife must fan the flames.

10. As a father you'll one day be shocked and remain long-standing with mouth wide open, eyes gazing far when you are being asked "what have you done for me that you are using to boast".

11. As a mother you'll be expected to lead and provide even though it is not within your jurisdiction.

Marriage is a dreadful but enjoyable journey and must only be engaged by men and women who will be accountable and deliberate enough to hold to their specific marriage vows. Because marriage is the building block of civilization. The man and woman must be buoyant in the financial, physical, and spiritual angles (not religious) with no emotional baggage.

Thanks.

Wow! Wow!! Just wow!!!

Utanisco:
JUdas Iscariot

Without this nigga
We will never have salvation

Thankyou Judas Iscariot
Thankyou Jerusalem
Thankyou isreal

Thankyou Jesus

Tallesty1:
Onan.
Genesis 38:8-10

8 Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.” 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also.


Dude invented family planning without even knowing

Thanks for reminding me the quotation.

Pharaoh.
Aside from being African, he understood the indices of power to the fullest. At the mention of Pharaoh, the Jewish people trembles.

HEROD

ABSALOM
He's the most handsome dude the Bible regarded with 2.7kg weight of his hair alone.

GOLIATH

NEBUCHADNEZZAR

Bahamas95:
"This dirty styles were not in existence before now and was not practised by our forefathers;"



How did you know it wasn't in existence during their time? You dey there when dem dey knack? I dislike religious people.


Allow me enjoy my "dirty styles" in peace.