₦airaland Forum

PlayMaker14:
She's better than the bleaching bitch called Remi Tinubu who at one point almost ran mad because she was dying for Dino Melaye's dick


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O sonofgod! This one pain me for you gàn

gasparpisciotta:
Simple:

Blood from the brain rushes to the prick before and during sex, that is why when a man is sexing nothing else matters, even a gun to his head will not make any difference.

Immediately after sex, blood rushes back to the brain and man realizes he needs to cool off, then sleep comes naturally.

Women’s brains are alert during sex, reason why they can multitask in the heat of the action

If I get stroke because of laff it ur fault

PlayMaker14:
Excuse me.... What is wicked in trying to get some rest after some vigorous thrusting exercise? So what you want after sex is for the men to cuddle you all through the night and be on a lookout for any mosquito that wants to land on your skin?

Why una too dey complain? Na only furck you come life come furck?

I only pity some dumb guys who automatically becomes vigilante for an insatiable lady after sex.

Lmaof

ManirBK:
I finished with the plate bro. sorry lalasticlala this is not your favourite meal

LoL.... You wucked abeg. See how you finish d plate patapata

I had to call my network customer service. So distraughted I forgot I had tweet on my phone

Follow my advice

Go to efcc office 2moro, register the complain. Don't panic. They'll direct you to police station. Request a letter from efcc with plead. This is because if you approach police station straight up, they'll ask you to go to court and obtain a useless court order first, which of course involves money.

The police will direct the bank through their legal channel to write an email to the customer's bank so as to obtain the necessary details, thereafter freezing d customer's account until ur money is released.

I'm writing in a hurry. I d hustle fuel

Lagos state taxpayer's money have suffered. If it were his hard-earned money he wouldn't have parted with such funds. Tinubu is a good thief.

LetsDestroyAPC:
Konji does not know class

Meanwhile, read and think about this.

Be like me. Work to destroy APC. The party is evil. Firstly, I am a card-carrying member of APC and I will be serving as a polling unit agent for APC come 2023 elections but I will surely vote for Peter Obi. Not only that, but I must also make sure APC losses my polling unit. Why? Because APC has done Nigeria/Nigerians more harm than good, therefore, the party must be destroyed.

Imagine if the majority of the young men and women who are believed to be sensible enough in Nigeria would do this, APC will surely be destroyed at the poll. Destroy APC so we can take back our country. The hardship and inflation caused by this APC government does not know a member or non-member of the party, tribe, or religion. We are all suffering it. Destroy what does not mean well for you and that is APC. Work against APC. Be like me!!!

Seconded

Cyynthia:
E don reach Tinubu turn you now remembered to use BVAS ?

In igala's voice you're wucked

This David Mark is too evil, corrupt, greedy and stupeed for my liking. Whatever happens to him or his family is welcome. It's reap of karma

[quote author= post=117726344]Ex-Attorney General is into wire wire Fraud?
If this is true,
There was a nation....

This is not the darling country [/b]our forefathers fought for also.
That being said.........

[[b]i]Each and any politicians that have stolen from our National treasury, and make life difficult for Nigerians, [b]since independence, no matter the political party they are, they will never enjoy their stolen goods in good health and peace till the rest of their miserable lives.[/b]
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For all the suffering people are going through in this nation, any looting and thieving politician, from past to present will not end well.

And this also goes to their supporters, nothing good will come their way in life.


God bless you.
SO SHALL IT BE IN JESUS NAME.
INSHA ALLAH.[/quote]Including your darling daddy buhari and tinubu abi?

etrange:
We all saw that coming.



A prophet? Lol... [b]No wonder your pastors extort [/b]y'all. Dude, I don't need to be a prophet to make an informed forecast.

It was glaring Truss' government was falling apart at the seams. She appointed and then sacked her home secretary and chancellor within six weeks. That was chaotic. I was never a fan of Ms Braverman but replacing her with Shapps, a known critic, less than a week after sacking Kwarteng as chancellor just to appeal to a broader section of the Conservative party was a sign that her administration was hanging by a thread. Heck, she made more volte-face in her short-lived administration than many past PM's who spent more time in office.

But then if you still believe only divine prognostication could have predicted her resignation, then maybe I'm a prophet after all. Have you paid your tithe?

The word "prophet" is not enshrined in Christianity alone. And I don't think my question was offensive. If I had used the word 'forcast', perhaps you'd have differed saliently. A guy like you is ready to spur anyone scurrilously at the the slightest engagement. Anyways, enjoy ur day.

ganisucks:
Ludacris meets Xzibit is what reigns supreme in the ACN.

What's the meaning of this instance you gave bro?

etrange:
We all saw that coming.

How did you see it coming? A political prophet?

I'm sure this officer has made a very frustrating seizure from a businessman and he decided to strike him. Plenty of Customs are heartless, especially the F. O. U. officers. No r.i.p for him

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Wetin this tinubu d feel like sef? I don't know how he sees himself.

Wait oo... Nigerians supporting tinubu, why exactly are they supporting him? Are these supporters dumb, blind or just as selfish? I don't get it? What? What? Why exactly?

Dangote has never been a businessman. He rides on the shoulder of government. Very dull for my liking. Without the backing of fg, he will be nothing. Very wicked, corrupt greedy fulaniman who wants to monopolize cement. Look at the cost of cement and block presently.

Come to gwarinpa, and you'll know that Bra don't matter. Most ladies go braless cus, well, I don't know. Everyday is a No Bra Day in Gwarinpa

Bizibi:
hehehehe.... snatch as many as possible. Ignorance is glaring from this fellow.

A mountain of ignorance. He's looking for mentions though

Anigreat:



This is exactly how Yekini Amoda will trace his ancestral root to Iragbiji after being humiliated in presidential poll next year.

You had 299 likes, mine is the 300th.

In a country of blind men, one eyed-man is the leader.

Lagos is called centre of excellence because other states in Nigeria are not good enough. Lagos is over-hyped. A new type of thinking is needed to put Lagos in her right place.

Jandor, I'm Obidient but you e earned my vote. I hate apc more than I hate Boko Haram

burp18:
mistakenly?

When!

FaceTanke:
Weird MC

I love shim music

Don't make me laugh abeg. My Lagos landlord just sent me a notification even though I'm in yobe
Which one come be shim again bayi?

Mrfixitt:
This man is an enemy of the country. The most greedy people I have come across are the Westerners

I can't agree more

Administration1:
Christians, it's high time you wake up from this wickedness, look at the crises in the financial sector.

The worst is yet to come in the form of Tinubu Shettima ticket, as if the muslim muslim ticket is not a wicked contraception, they decided to spite all Christian by fixing the rally for a Sunday by 9AM when people are about going to Church.


Taking the millions of Nigerians who are Christians to gutters.

Do you know the funny thing? most people will still come out and collect the 3k promised for each person.

Tinubu is evil

lordparcel:
Mind urself

Ok

Dbillogrillo:
Bello is biting more than he can chew

Bello is not a coward like you

This can only come from the Southeast