₦airaland Forum

Cowbell521:
Why should he send her a Kobo? He's already feeding and housing d liability he put at home and calls a wife. She should be worshipping the man. If na alert she want, make she go work for money

Don't take my comments serious. I'm in my house laughing while reading your reply. All na play play Quote me and die waiting. I no go reply you

He's an Hausa boy. Nothing d happen. Mai duniya? Life don't mean sh1t to nthern Muslims, hence they take life at wish. And there's nothing anybody can do about it, after all there belief supports bl**dsh€ds. Efulefu

blackslayer:
This has to be by far the dumbest topic i have seen on this platform in a decade!

Are you so dumb you don't find anything interesting here? I'm ashamed of you. I'm sure you're one of d urchins here. Haba! Hankali dan'allah mana

Ednut03:
LoL. Those places worse. If you can't get sexed in US, na Brazil you wanna get an?

How do you mean? Are Brazilian girls harder to get?

Ednut03:
LoL. You have no reason debunking what I'm saying because you ain't in the US. I am. And I've been here for over 10 years to have an idea of the dating market here, including Canada.

Smiling when they see you doesn't mean sexual attraction. Most white chicks will smile when they see a black man, but that is because they're scared of you hurting them

Daaaaammmmmnnnnnn

GeneralPula:
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Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Kikikikikikikikiki

Roboto11:
We'll see about that.

Social media bravery can only save you but for awhile. Keep replying

Tickles001:
Whenever I hear jalingo, it brings some good memories.

Next time, try to avoid all these drinks in plastic bottles. Most of them are made in someone's backyard. Congrats on your promotion though.

You must be kidding me!

UnfairLife7:
This is so embarrassing

PrinceofLagos, biko come see how una blooda dey embarrass himself for all him naming ceremony campaign

Sincerely speaking i honestly feel for Obi seriously

The show of shame of his campaign and the bad name he gave Psquare the upcoming artists performing in an empty field in PH is so embarrassing

I honestly feel for him on a more serious note

I sincerely wish he will not giveup in contesting again after the election

Joke apart, I honestly feel for him

Stop repeating the same comment on every threads that concerns PO. It only reveals ur absence of sense

That's why I'm in love with my self. I so value my deeq that guy's around me are beginning to wonder if I have a golden deeq, talkless of ladies.
Some ladies that made it to my bed mostly ended up hating me because, once I sniffed ur vj and I perceive anything I stand up with a frown and asked you to gerrout. Some ladies spread the weird attitude and it never stops ladies coming in droves.
You can not dare deny me sex even if it's on ur first day. I payback in truckloads. Well, I blame men, especially the scumbag

It depends on the year. This one is obviously 2010 and it costs way above 2.5m EXCEPT on a distress sale.

Didijiji:
Go and collect your PVC and vote wisely

Urchins hate the word VOTE WISELY

Maybe they expect us to vote foolishly

chinonyelum1993:
I don find am tire!

Wetin you wan see? Yeye d smell

Laugh would not permit or is it allow me to read most of the comments. Tinibu visit obj for peace? Kikikiki

I pray Jonathan will not follow suit to openly endorse PO, or else, tinubu will collapse and have a stroke. I want tinubu to contest this election, hear the results then make some incitements and DSS will invite Hime then they will place a curfew in Lagos. This tinubu spokesman ehn, chaii

mushroomFarm:
You have to buy dollars from Nigeria and bring it here. But let me shock you. Banks in this city, Yakutsk recognizes the Naira. They can change your naira directly to Rubles.

Are you serious?

Gimme this school's website please

Ofodirinwa:
Access to information, education. Nigeria is really a strange place and once you leave Nigeria you realize that a lot of what was normal there is not normal for human beings as a whole

I tell you

flejnr2:
Fear boys with beards

If stoopeed is an insult I don't mind to call you that

She sent me a dummy car key. I don't know what that means. She's in Egypt but will be visiting Nigeria by February

Frustrate ur mum to death. Why d cry? Nonsense. At 20 you cannot stand up to an irresponsible woman? Daaaaammmmmmnnnn.
Pack all ur mum's hollandaise, English wax, lace etc, sell them go to akute and rent a cheap house and take ur dad away with you. Use ur head.

dumahi:
This is a difficult situation. Boy, I'm sorry I have to say this: Since your Dad is sick, BECOME THE MAN OF THE HOUSE. This is because, obviously, your mom isn't wise and will ruin that family if allowed to remain so.

Since you're so wise, I'll give you this tip (not for fools): Every woman will respect you if you show her manly strength with righteous anger. So do this: Next time your Mom treats your Dad this way just because he is unwell, BEAT YOUR MOM AND WOUND HER, and warn her as follows: "Don't ever disrespect MY Dad again. If you don't respect MY Dad who is YOUR husband, then, you deserve no respect from your son". After that, become very stubborn to her until she begs you to stop.

If she starts respecting your Dad, start respecting her.

Allah bless you

sanusideunifier:
Are you going to commit suicide?

Don't water ur mention. Daz what he is looking for.

Aklee4994:
Just assume you have no dick bruh..so many guys here think with there third leg

Teone small-body guy wey be our tenant that year d fvck big big girls. The guy is not only smallish but has mouth odor. Do you know what he does? He lie to girls that he's tuface brother. He resemble tubaba small shaa.

My point is, tell ladies you come across that you're Portable elder/younger brother. That's, fake it until what?

Aklee4994:
Send her your details ASAP bruh...God is logical where you guyz Dey see all this money make una dey send give random girls like this.

Na prick d make man life hard, lol

VinnyBaba:
When your UserName is Pharoah, how will u know how to Laugh?

Daz what I'm talking about, lol. Funny dudes everywhere. Truth is, Pharaoh is my birth name, because, well, lemme stop there

I don't usually check d names. I just read comments. I don't know how to create a thread or else....

Anyways, NL has spiced my laughing life out. If my mum is alive she'd be happy that I've learnt how to laugh.

For the thirty something years of my life, I've not known laugh until I joined NL. I was born that way. Thanks to nl. NL is a therapy.

GREATIGBOMAN:
non!

Eedeeot

I've been laughing since. Oh my guiness!

The Santa Claus pounding yam

The Santa Muslim

The Santa drinking beer

Waffarianman:
Just small data or use opera mini free mb login NL laugh go burst Ur belle

Adondai for laff

Nolevel666:
You are a big fool my friend.

#2.9 billion will change the lives of families in need of it of you don’t know.

If they use all that money to build roads for the indigenes of that state, is it something bad?

Have you ever heard a politician stealing less than a billion naira?

Why should they keep silent regarding something worth that amount when they currently owe civilians servants their due?

Please Nigerians should should stop hoping for a better nation if everyone is like you or people like you who don’t know the value of taxpayers money other than buying flashy cars with gargantuan amounts of taxpayers money and carting them all home for personal use.

Tomorrow they will begin to share 12 cups of rice for you to vote them in so that they will cart billions of naira home.

Fraudsters

Osun people deserves oyetola kind of governor, same way Nigerians deserves buhari and tinubu. Do you think a good man is good for Nigerians as leaders?

sukkot:
nigga wee you shut your infested buccal cavity already
i need to start slapping niggas on NL

If oyetola is your Dad, would you accept him to return the cars? And won't you be cruising or rather, chasing girls up and down with one of those cars?

If I were oyetola, those car will grow wings and fly. Is Adeleke more Osun than oyetola? If it were tinubu, would Adeleke dare ask him?