₦airaland Forum

If Yemi Osibanjo will contest for president in 2023, I'll not support Tinubu.

If Osibanjo will not contest, and Tinubu do, I'll support Tinubu.

I hate APC, but I love Osibanjo.

gasparpisciotta:
The new world order according to PMB

According to our PMB? Make I park well laff first... You must be joking

Buharidgeneral:
How?

I don't know sef! See ur head. You d set trap make u finish me. I know ur plan

siofra:
I'll say it again, men who insist women shave their pubic area are PAEDOPHILES

You said it before?

I think you made sense in a way.... Cus little ones don't grow heeaarrsss

What if I come across BBQmannagrills in real life? I'll smatch his face across any available electric pole so shut his mouth from praising buhari. Because I don't want him to continue to accept deception.

I have not really find a reason why I like this Maduka. I like him. Just like that.

With the way Pasuma behaves I thought he's from Ogun state

How do I know it works?

Are you a sexual therapist or something? I'd like to recommend you to a female friend. She masturbate alot and she's 40+.

I wished strongly that my ex gf is on nairaland to read this Reno Omokri's epistle. She'd have exonerated my perceived nihilism.

Islam learnt everything terrorism from Biblical Children. And it's a fact. I don't want to go far.

davillian:
When next she comes around warn her never to take anything in your house without your consent....
Simple

Don't waste ur advice. Some men are so much a slave to sex that they can never confront a lady who do shit to them. Such men can only lament online.

PotatoSalad:
She's bedazzled

Some English!

Sometimes I wonder if these hausa people know that they're half-human and half-meeee

How to get over boredom as a single?

1. I gossip up and down about people physically stronger than me. For instance, I'd go to AEDC and report some guys that bypassed the lines and would tell the aedc staff that they should tell whoever they confront that I am he that report them. Some of those usually come looking for me and it usually make my day.

2. I usually go police station and claim that I would like to bail a fictitious name. If the police officers claim ignorance of such name, I'd insult them and we'd quarrel and quarrel and quarrel. It feels good.

3. Sometimes, when I'm home, I read religious books especially Church of Messianity, Eckankar, and the Grail Message. There's never enough time on these ones

Aganju849:
You be werey

Go take your meds

What's ur own na? If you dare insult an old man like again, I will lay an incurable curse on you. A curse that is worse than what Moses witnessed in Egypt.

In the 14th century, it was a common practice, where a brother and sister are meant to sleep with other under the watchful eyes of the father. That is, they have to experience their first sex with themselves. It bond them so hard that the loyalty between them is inviolable. In that instance, as is the practice in Egypt, they believe that the family is better united by having father+son+spirit. Twas why Egypt is regarded as the cradle of civilization.

But emperor Rodrigo abolished.

Kedoty:
My brother's wife called me yesterday to report my brother, she said their daughter called her two days ago about what her dad has been doing to her.

She told her that, her dad has slept with her twice, so the mother called me to report the case that she's confused and doesn't know how to confront her husband.

The daughter said the first day he slept with her was when her mother went on night vigil in the church. The second time he left his room at the middle of the night pretend to go and urinate and went to daughter's room to sleep with her for the second time. He has threatening her not to tell anyone.

Honestly for the past 2 days I couldn't sleep, was just thinking on how to approach the situation and how to rescue the inocent girl from abusive father.

The girl is around 17 years old.

Please your urgent advice needed. ( They are in Abuja while I'm in Lagos)

Give me their address. I can handle it, although I may have to take laws into my hands

This APC govt is acting as if they don't ever want to rule this country again. They don't care if the masses hate them or not. I believe if the APC have a chance, they'll sell this country, buy a spot in the space and fly with Jeff Bezoz. I don't wish the future generations of this country this kind of administration again.

CheedyJ:
You be mosquitoe?

Yours to discover

Elvictor:
No yansh

No breasts

No wonder them lack sense in that region

No source of sense

You're crazy. Look at how you made me embarrassed myself with lol

CodeTemplar:
She looks pretty and malnourished.

I give people sleepless night

Some bosses are so wicked they deserve nothing less than death. Nobody knows what this young gone through.

ahnie:
Cubanas head is somehow oblong....pls just my observation.

As long as it doesn't affect his pocket

No wonder you're sleeping with a single and her daughter, gave them job with brekete and you don't see anything wrong.

A kogi man is always like that. I give up on you harm-med isah

Klass99:
It helps my eyes o!

You needed to have seen his first un-paragraphed post to understand my plea to him. I don't know if he edited it himself or if a mod did, before bringing it to front page.

The thing dey pain eye, e dey give me headache too, for one side of my head.

I don't know why I even bother to read such posts. I think I bother, when the topic interests me. Otherwise, na to jump and pass such headache inducing posts.

Headache inducing post adonmaaad

This hausa-yoruba oppression is not only in politics. O Lord help us.

Klass99:
This ought to be interesting .

Phemmy, please paragraph your post nah . I think I have told you this before on another thread (if I am not mistaking)

I'm smiling at your narrative, what were the other reasons why you married her?

Who paragraph help? Klassy99

Racoon:
From the inglorious fall of Ibrahim Magu to the super cop-Abba Kyari, it is from one aboki to another enmeshed in one horrendous corruption or the other.

Just imagine the national and international embarrassment this scandal is gonna cost Nigeria under the hopeless government. Meanwhile, this is how to fight the anti-corruption/graft war.No sacred cows or media propaganda trial as the case with the sanctimonious Bubu's govt.

I've lost hope on fight against corruption while buhari govt last in power

If you see this guy's house in Gusape district of Asokoro, you will wonder if IG of police exist. The house is a heaven on earth, very close to Obi Cubana residence. Abba Kyari have taste

In Lil Wayne's voice: she even looks good in a broken mirror. Nwanyi aba! Your moment has come. Shine on

akinade28:
Is there any place for forgiveness in your heart?

I hate 4giveness.