₦airaland Forum

JohnSin97:
Lol....it's a Yoruba man from Edo doing yoruba wedding with his asian bride.

Lol

stunnert:
I can never marry a woman like my mum

Whhhhaaattttt!!!!!

I feel happy each time a true child of God dies. R. I. P

Ali Modu Sheriff
Isah Pantani
Al Muktar Yaqub
They're bloody sponsors.

Vulcanheph:
I don't mean to be tribalistic but hasn't anyone noticed that those names belong to a certain "ethnic geographical region" in Nigeria.

You're a coward. Gerrout outta here

They're fulani. Simple! What's there to fear. Even Muhammad buhari knows that the bh is a north-made terrorism.

Kazim88:
Bank all over the world don't give unsecure loan to start up and "Idea".

Some bank won't even give you loan with a valuable collateral if you are a start up.

It's not worth the risk for both the bank and entrepreneur.

Now, coming to Nigeria where the system for loan recovery is non existence making loan interest terribly high. where 1 out of 500 Entrepreneur stays afloat after 5 years according to CAC statistics.
Where ignorant career politicians, fraudsters makes doing business almost impossible...

For working into a Nigerian bank seeking funding for a Idea, you should be arrested and counsel for attempting suicide.

Lastly, I pray you succeed. The process and your struggles to the top will make you understand and appreciate that banker lady.

I love ur approach

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright ....

You see why youths do anything to make money..

This is what I keep on telling my niggarrrrs

Before you become successful in this gadamnnn world......sometimes you have to do something illegal first.....then as the money comes...stop that illegal dope shit and use the money to pursue that your legal dream

This na exactly how most of our millionaires and Billionaires take start...because at the beginning nobody will help, sponsore or invest in your ideas especially if you are from a poor background

The 2nd most reasonable thing I've heard from you in recent months. No billionaires is 100% legit

But it's painful. That is if someone close a door on ur hand.

AutoChick4U:
Does having sex with d same person over a long period of time make it boring?

I used to think about that. I've not had a relationship that lasts longer than 18months. Daz why I found ur confession very fascinating

legba1:
I don't ask my wife for sex.... We make luv as often as we find suiting... In a week at times we do even do it and a times it flows and we have it endlessly....

How do you even ask her for sex.... Mama chinedu, oya lie down, spread your leg now!!! �... Isnt that ridiculous... My wife sleeps in my arms.... Ordinary playing with her hair is enough turn on.. While she just can't resist a peculiar smell she claims I have.. Mind you we had our 9th yrs anniv in july

9years? And sex is still not boring?

spiritedtete:
Are you married... if you are then... thanks to your libido... if you are not... wait till you get married first and come and tell us about how you hate sèx... causes are change in hormone or zero attraction to hubby.. or financial messes and so on... . . Generally women are use to losing interest when it comes to sex in marriage. [/b]Funny how they will still find another man attractive while still married... this is the man who will raise their raging hormone.

For the question once a couple lost touch in sex... it takes the another grace to find it... however it will never be the same again. And there is no time table for sex... never! [b]The moment your wife start giving you stories of how tired she is... then forget it bro... na to dey manage am remain.

Please are you serious? Are you talking from experience?

MEGAA:
Sex is overrated joor, my wife wants it all the time, me were go go hustle come bak tired get strength for every time sex?, long story short she left the marriage I no fit kon die because of sex.

You sounds like my kosin. His wife left him because of his sexual underperformance

OgogoroFreak:
I dont ask, I just climb her and start digging.

It annoys the f*ck out of her sometimes, but i don't care.

After all, "you don't believe in anything. You only live for the violence". Love the quote

deltateam:
Are you homo?

I taya oo. (M)

GeneralPula:
The marriage favors her a lot..

To the woman of Olden days, a good man is a good man and he’s usually very cherished by the females..

To the women of these says, a good man is a weak man and he’s usually being manipulated by the females..

Don’t be a good man at all if you don’t want women of this generation to torment you..

Terribly true

Onyi22:
It's better I cried (cry) for a super star in a mansion than for one useless broke ass guy in one room

At least you cry for a guy. Can any sane guy cry for you? I wouldn't say in a mansion or single room because you either afford any.

Mynd44GoRunMad:
That Nairaland Mods are very very useless

Whaaaaaattttt

ubreal:
Good one!! why our previous governors no bin get this kind sense??

Aswear down

Cheating has existed since marriage was invented.

Was created by woman Abraham+Sarah+Ishmael but has taken the lead.

Cheating has come to stay.

[quote author=FreeIgboho post=105664943]Therapist my ass. Will simply confuse him. Sex is a mental game. If u position your thinking well, no woman is unattractive, and you'll not need more than one


Daaaaaammmmmnnnnn. Daz d truth. The whole 4king truth.

Thermodynamics:
States de collect VAT Lagos sef wan still de collect VAT, Lagos when the whole Nigeria de feed. Lagos is a metropolitan city that was built by the entire Country. There is nothing special about the place, if not for sea port, Lagos for be like Ogun or Abia, there are sea ports in Calabar, Warri and Port Harcourt, but in a bid to make Lagos the center of attraction, the federal government refuse to grant license to the sea ports in Niger Delta.

I support that each start should collect their VAT but Lagos nor join, Lagos is for the entire Country. The state nor even get any resources, unlike Rivers State which has an intrinsic value.

Jealous

MITCHELL96:
Wahala be like NIPPLES, E no fit bleach, lol

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Alexas58:
Marriage is a vow that must be kept.
I don’t encourage cheating, but I’ve learnt something over the years.

A married man can Bleep any random lady and still come back to his family,
But once a married woman starts fucking out, automatically, she has lost all the love that she has for her husband and family and it wouldn’t take long before the husband dies.

I still condemn cheating, to be honest, to be in a marriage ain’t easy.
I ain’t married yet , but I’ve seen things

Same here brother

Eiyaa... See what a president has become. Visiting people that hate him just to prove a point.
This is his last visit to the Biafra land until death do him apart. Mark my word!

GIANTPLUSHUB:
Lol. The trouser funny

Weldone Mr president!

aswear down

Crowwejihadist:
As you can see from the pictures no single soul came out to welcome the dullard.


The zombies here posted the pictures of end-sars protests thy were against, claiming it is from Imo state.

The last picture shows some evidence that it was cropped.


Truly Igbo people get balls, I'm not from East though but 8 won't support evil never

But they for rent crowd na. I don't like this kain ember Raz ment fa

See as e resemble amadioha wey Dem hide for ogbunike cave

If this Wike of a governor needs a kidney transplant, I won't hesitate to donate my own free of small charge. He's got steel balls

I support anything that affect Fulani govt.

TarOrfeeek:
Since sex for grade was abolished.

Most of the Lecturers have had hypertension increased x100.

How else will they have some extracurricular activity to reduce HBP after reciting 60 year old handouts to overpopulated lecture halls.

Don't Kee me with laff abeg! I'm eating peppermeat

The kind of news I love to read on Mondays. I mean, I prefer this news to kidnapping and banditry new from Nigeria.