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Yeeeee, armed bandits even in Georgia.

Keep listening to those speaking English about your dream.

Bible says can a canal mind understand the things of the spirit, no, because it is foolishness unto him.Things of the spirit can only be spiritually discerned.

The meaning of your dream is that the power of GRAVE is calling you.

Put aside all canality and speak to a man of God so that both of you can jointly fight off the force.

You must not need to recognise those faces in the dream, when u dream a dream that is abnormal, your spirit mind will tell you.

Don't deceive yourself.

Start your own creche or what do u think.lol

U said u left based on disagreement?

So did u regret leaving?

Hunger don set in abi?

If the VP you openly challenged has left, do u think the principal will forget your face in a hurry.

Next time, think before acting.

The so-called Agbero sent his children to school abroad.

The so-called Agbero is entring USA like going to market.

You still dey here with your useless B.SC that has fetched you nothing but struggles.

This is one of the most useless posts I have ever read here.

Shetima is a finance expert.

Tinubu is a finance expert who graduated with honours and was on the Dean's list from a foreign university.

Peter is a 3rd class graduate of wetin him study self.

Philosophy??

He always talk about container on the high sea.

Nigeria no be shop, na big nation of 200 million people.

That your Aba shop maths cannot work.

Shetima is a finance expert.

Tinubu is a finance expert who graduated with honours and was on the Dean's list from a foreign university.

Peter is a 3rd class graduate of wetin him study self.

Philosophy??

He always talk about container on the high sea.

Nigeria no be shop, na big nation of 200 million people.

That your Aba shop maths cannot work.

Shetima is a finance expert.

Tinubu is a finance expert who graduated with honours and was on the Dean's list from a foreign university.

Peter is a 3rd class graduate of wetin him study self.

Philosophy??

He always talk about container on the high sea.

Nigeria no be shop, na big nation of 200 million people.

That your Aba shop maths cannot work.

Shetima is a finance expert.

Tinubu is a finance expert who graduated with honours and was on the Dean's list from a foreign university.

Peter is a 3rd class graduate of wetin him study self.

Philosophy??

He always talk about container on the high sea.

Nigeria no be shop, na big nation of 200 million people.

That your Aba shop maths cannot work.

Na that sagged breast u wan dey go suck?

Racoon:
It is not all gaffes or absurdities that are worth defending. Keyamo knows this but sentiments will always becloud his sense of sound judgement. You can never defend APC without looking, sounding or acting stupid.

Did I saw that Keyamo foot mat there reads that "the Keyamos will serve the Lord"? Which God is Keyamo serving? Oh the sick senile and cognitively impaired god of bullion vans.

Did I saw?

No sir, Did I see......

Next time simple tense should follow the word 'DID'

Peter Obi will win his election in 2039.

He should wait for his turn.

Awa lo kan!

Congratulations.

That was my department where I graduated.

I had upper credit anyways.

I duff my hat for you.

Good luck in your pursuits.

Leave them to keep basking in the euphoria of vain labour.

Peter should wait till 2039 when Jagaban and the north would have finished their turn.

Let go of that barren lesbian.

Any how u want to do it, get another babe to get u kids.

Labour in vain.

UrVillagePpl:
A long read but quite insightful and inspiring.


I was supposed to graduate with a First-Class but made 2:1(second class upper) because a lecturer vowed that I can't be the best student ever in Computer Science Department.

What was my offence?

He said I was so insolent to publicly correct a wrong notion he postulated in class during one of his lectures, also, since he didn't graduate with a First Class then nobody else would be in the department as long as he is alive.

This happened about 12 years ago.

He was the head of the conspiracy that marked me down in my final year...

I was very depressed the day I collected my call-up letter to the National Youth Service Corps and saw I was posted to Kebbi one of the educationally less developed states in the country.

Going out of the school, I met Dr. Irukefe at the walkway and he said " I heard about your posting."

He laughed and continued " It doesn't cost much to give your details to someone at NYSC, I want to see how your computer knowledge will be useful in a state where you can count the number of computers, you felt you know something l will see how you will make it in this profession. Best of Luck". And he walked away.

I was stunned because I wanted to serve in Lagos, so this was how I got Kebbi.

Later, a reliable source told me he said that I should thank my stars that he didn't make me have an extra year in school.

I didn't know the hatred was so much.
I was diligent in my studies because of my poor background, my parent struggled to send me to school.

I went to the NYSC camp in Dakingari, very discouraged because I wanted to serve in Lagos where an IT firm had promised to pay me 20,000 Naira apart from my NYSC allowance.

Three days to the end of the camp, a man came asking if there is anyone who can repair a Laptop computer. I volunteered and successfully repaired it. He said his thanks, collected my phone number, and left. He didn't even pay me for my effort.

I thought I was going to teach in a school, When I received my placement letter, I was shocked that I was posted to the office of the Senator representing one of the constituencies in the state.

I was astonished. More amazed, when my phone rang about an hour and the man who came with the faulty Laptop was waiting for me in a Jeep.

He drove me to meet the senator, who thanked me profusely for saving his laptop because it contained bills that he wanted to sponsor at the Senate for his constituency.

The Senator offered me a job as his Personal Assistant and computer instructor at the computer institute he had set up in the state. He laid down his plans on how he wanted young students in his constituency to be computer literate and I am to be the coordinator.

My salary was over 80,000 Naira, with a furnished apartment, and medical allowance. I had access to his cars, and the first contract I executed made me a millionaire because I was asked to procure laptops and accessories for all the senior civil servants in the state ministries.

His company was given the contract.

It was from this state that I was able to secure a scholarship to study after three years of working with my principal after NYSC. He didn't want me to go because the computer school was a success story but he facilitated my comfortable arrival in the United States.

All this happened within 12 years.

I have a Ph.D. in Forensic and Information Technology.

Not quite a long time, I was speaking at the conference of World Forensic Scientists in Japan. After delivering my lecture, there was a standing ovation from the participants all over the world.

Among them was my old-time lecturer, after the proceeding, I walked up and greeted him, he acted like he couldn't recall who I was so I reminded his exact words which were "let me see how you will make it in this profession. I am the boy you said those words to.

He was astonished.

I advised, "try to be a mentor to the young students, you don't know who and what they will become."

"Not only have I made it from this profession but internationally am recognized, you must have been seeing my publications, It was I who paid $5500 to sponsor your trip for this conference under the auspices of GRAND Inc. I owed the company.

"Sir, yearly you will be invited, to speak at a conference like this, it's my way of saying thank you for influencing my posting to Kebbi state that particular year. If you had not done it I would not have made it to where I am today. You meant evil but God turn it into good.

"I hope your hotel room (Room 312) has a nice view of Tokyo?"

He stood rooted to the spot, he was too dazed to speak as I was taken away to meet other professionals in the tech business.

He later sent a mail of apology

when ASUU went on strike, I was informed he was boasting at the department in Nigeria that he is the only lecturer in Africa, who was invited to participate at the GRAND Inc World Conference and subsequently he would be one of the speakers. I guess a leopard never changes its spot.

I am glad he is not poor but he didn't meet me where he left me 12 years ago.

No matter what anyone does to you, continue to be hardworking, a man's gift one day will always make a way for him.



COPIED

Add Joseph to your names

When you say North Central, u need to clarify it.

Benue and Plateau are for Peter Obi, that we know.

Kwara, (Niger), Nasarawa and Kogi are locked for Ashiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Who no want make he vote Labour Party, their sure ticket to eternal LABOUR.

No need for protest.

Peter Obi too should stay off NC, NE, SW, NW and SS abi?

Very myopic people.

In 2023, three things will happen.

1.Peter will garner plenty votes from 5% region, but will not be sufficient to make him President.

2.IPOB and UGM will resume their violent propaganda and agitations.

3.Ashiwaju will win and be sworn in as President of Nigeria, then FG will unleash military on SE region to forestall order and civil sanity.

These I have seen.

Don't be in a hurry man.

When Jagaban wins next year, he will be magnanimous in victory as to make you Minister of Labour and Productivity.

Wait for your turn in 2039

They will gather here now and blame supreme court and supreme court Governor plus buhari and Tinubu.

When will some IBOs have sense?

I am from SW.Killing is alien to us.

I have seen indiscriminate killing like this in Jos during Ethnic religious crisis.

There is no way I can support any side, be it Christian or muslim. For us in SW, life is sacred.

For these guys in the SE, some will still come and celebrate this horror because of hatred for Buhari and Tinubu.

Keep killing yourselves in the name of Biafra that will never come.

I don't know why I LOVE this news.

Ashiwaju all the way.

When the OBIdients finish wailing, you can resume your labour.

You can now see that all of you will LABOUR in vain.

In the words of El-Rufai, we will get the votes and overlook the insults.

Them dey squeeze face because smart Ashiwaju will not drop shishi for campaigns in the red mudded south yeast villages.

Peter Obi will carry all the votes meant for Atiku in the SE and SS.

Atiku is our main challenger. He must lose SE and SS.

Huuuuggggeeeee.

Very huge.

Obituary urchins right now.

They were released to come and work for the ruling party's victory I think.

What steps are the Governors taking to reduce waste, fiscal frivolities and duplication in their states.

What step are they taking to increase IGR in their states without imposing overbearing taxes.

What steps are they taking to create wealth/jobs that are not dependent on federal/state allocations

What steps are they taking to empower small businesses to grow.

Not just putting suggestions together and going back to your enclaves to sponsor foreign trips for you and your wives and goons and oloshos and peeps.

Wike can't be predicated.

Today he is with Atiku.

Tomorrow, he is fraternising with APC.

Next tomorrow, he is with Obi.

Tomorrow looks good for Ashiwaju if Wike works for him, but will Rivers' people vote APC?

No, they are fully Obidient.I will love to see Wike work against our main challenger which is Atiku's PDP in the south- south.

As for Obituary urchins, na push over them be, especially outside SS and SE.

If it is not too late:

1.Take the security job and earn the 25k first.

2.Sit madam down and ask if she will be willing to allow una manage both earnings.Her 20k and your own 25k.

If she agrees, then plan on how to survive on the 45k till things stabilise.

If she insists, let her go.Everybody get breaking point.She can't cope any longer be that.

As for your loans, they have done their worst by tarnishing your image.They can't do any more damage.

Keep your cool first.Get other side hustles if available to service the loans and clear it off.

If after I weather this storm and things stabilise, trust me, madam no go see space for my house again.Me too I no go do again.Na the koko be that, but first see to your financial issues, then marital decision will come later.

U better like yourself the way u are.

I no dey look person face, cos I am not living to impress.

I don't care what about you wear or use.I bought iPhone 4s in 2020 because I love the sleeky design.If you like hiss.

I drive 1995 Rover 620si around, if u like no enter if I stop for u.

I am solely responsible for my happiness. No inferiority complex.

BATified2023:
What I know for sure is that the igbos are far worse than d fulanis,the only difference for now is that igbos don’t have power but d fulanis have

Imagine someone without power calling Lagos a no man’s land

Imagine someone without power coming to your region n telling u how to live your life

Imagine someone without power enforcing sit at home where he has small influence

Imagine someone without power killing his people n other tribes in his region

Think about what igbos will do when they have power?
These people are far worse than fulanis,u will b a dunce if u believe igbos love u

They are only doing eye service because they need u for election,have u wonder y they no longer call Nigeria zoo?
Have I wonder y they don’t insult Nigerians again?

Give d igbos power n u will see real replica of unknown gunmen all over Nigeria

Then u will realize fulanis are learners

See tha moniker obidient4life defending ipob,do u think that one love u?

Ipob miscreants that hates u with passion are d same people hiding under obi because he’s ipob plan B

Open your eyes before nnamdi kanu will b released by Peter obi n he will carry out all his evil agenda on u

They ignored nnamdi kanu now cos they think their obi plan B will work,let obi lose n u will see d real hate they have for u

You sabi this Igbo people well well.

.....and they want us to vote them into power.