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jokingmary:
Na made in Oshodi them get

It was even worst than first thought so shey na that one be the reason wey police come raid this place withing 24 hours of operation?

shakara4u:
hehehhehehehehhehehehehe, that thign no d wrk for my body,


came in 1st ,dats jst wat they had then

You mean say na fake Saint Lyssa Morris Cigarette  them dey sell for hia?    

El Guapo:
Na your head and body be ma concern  

You sure so because the first customer say the thing no get any effect ooo abi na made in alaba you dey sell for hia?        

Please  Bar Tender

Give me two sticks of Saint Lyssa Morris Cuban Cigarette 

We will be rolling soon down the street  and need to be high before being on my way to  Gandolfo

shakara4u:
u too d ask questions?

Na question you dey ask abi na statement you one make . . abeg no make me laugh ooo.

shakara4u:
y u wan know

Because i need to know wetin my sister dey up to nah . .

^^

Where ma commission abi you one rob me ontop my hard labour?

^^

You are congolly invited to join in our madness oooo . . .

Make i send you the IV?

^^

You mean like the action below.

We have done the job
Lets meet in El Guapo campaign office
To collect our balance of payment ba?

^^

I resemble woman wrapper for ya eyes?

What is that site in your signature?

Yooooooooooo
Yes We Can
Hurray

Oya where is my commision for my hard labour.

Nice jokes and i will be staying tuned but reduce the number of jokes to like three per day.

That tunde own one make LPDMB - Laugh Pull Down My Boxers.

WAOH

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Atiku should go and keep quiet and it is very good that goodluck is not even replying him. Atiku does not have the right to ask goodluck to defend the budget so he should just keep shut.

^^^

Numbers would have been better lol


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There is liverpool versus blackpool left to play on the 12th.

Akainzo:
In the Ribadu thread, they are anti-Goodluck; In the Atiku thread, they are anti-Goodluck; On the govt misspending thread, they are anti-Goodluck; In the corruption thread, they are anti-Goodluck;

Please can the Pro-Goodluck open a thread and showcase all the visions, attributes and successes of Goodluck to shut the anti-Goodluck camp up.

I would like to let you know that some of us do have jobs and better things to do in life than creating threads to sooth your agitations. Everyone has diverse opinion and creating threads to attack a particular member opinion is very wrong. The managers of this site are not helping matters or will a similar thread about the moderators and administrators be allowed to flourish like this but it is no surprise since we know the position of the managers already.

This gang up is really uncalled for but it is not surprising since most peeps posting here are anti Goodluck.

Me and Pharoh dey on a different level, he understands better.  

With the rate wey you dey go so i no go surprise if you tell me to my face 2moro say awon set yin ti le.   . . .    


Na so so so different men with big cars dey pack for our hostel these days now and na only erm erm  . . . dey they find come.    


Make una take am easy ooo and as usual i no mention people name oooo.    

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7469872#msg7469872 date=1294262836]Oya manage Pharoh now. im dey a bit rough at the edges - but nothing a 'lil house training can't put right   [/quote]Wetin be the meaning of that one na?  . . . . Make you explain or else i no buy you that gift again for your birthday.    

abeg talk and free your soul jor!

You no dey tire for amebo abi you want make i fall my hand like some guys wey na the fifth letter start their name . . .  

^^

Wetin be how far? . . . i no dey follow alien talk na abi you forget say you no get heart again ni?

^^^

Who are these conquests self? . . . .sure my name cannot be found even 5 million killometres from such discussions.

The exception being only . . . . make i no mention name sha before person head swell up say i dey do triple jump for here.

medjai:
In the absence of trophies, Madridstas now resort to meaningless records

No let jealousy kill you . . .just watch out for me records and awards coming up soon.

Kobojunkie:
But your question itself is the wrong one here. This is not a FLAWED BUDGET but a budget that seems to be CONTINUING the same old wasteful spending he came in suggesting he was willing to do away with. So, I don't again know what point you believe you are making here by telling people to no longer complain of the waste because Jonathan is here. 

Also, learn to argue within context. Nigeria is nowhere near where America is today when it comes to ironing out a good and meaningful budget, so please drop the silly comparisons.

The budget is flawed to me because they are wasteful and not directed towards the right sectors that is needed for our development. My point is there is no way he can fix everything in one year so let us cut him some slack and i am not telling people not to complain please get it. They should do it objectively and not act as if they have just fallen from the moon and seeing the Nigerian budget for the first time in their life. It will take time for him to fix everything but because of the election people are just complaining as if our problems started with goodluck. I am not saying people should not complain but the focus should not be placed solely on goodluck.

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Them send you say make you come fight me abi wetin again or is this place no more the jokes section?

Abi you no see my teeth wey i dey shine there . . . . . hmm time to start watching my steps oooo.

Kobojunkie:
^^ But you are still not making any sense. If the Budget is rejected at the senate or house -- it does not remove in anyway from the fact that it was initially proposed by the president. And yes, the information is already available for you to review on the budget site http://www.budgetoffice.gov.ng/2011_budget_proposal.html

Simple question please, is this the first flawed budget that has been proposed in Nigeria since 1999? there will always be areas in a budget where the citizens would want to complain about. i am sure some Americans will be angry with the huge budget going into defense and space research. I am not in anyway supporting the content of the budget but people should not come here and pretend like the problems we are having with our budget just started with the current occupant in that position. This is the point from which i am making my arguments and i hope you get it now.

Dis Guy:
So what will you call criticism of yaradua govt/all other state govt's budget?- objective and very justified?
any time people now criticise Jonathan the president; its because of hatred

well at this point the budget has not been passed and if he cant cut his office budget chances are they wont cut anything for themselves either-we know what they are anyway so it his chance to show leadership

I won't say they are totally objective or very justified because there are many reasons why people want to criticize the government. Your second statement is on point and that's what i am expecting, i am also hoping e shows leadership as time goes on but will not expect him to change everything overnight. Just look at the statement below that i will be quoting, so what will you term that? objective and justified criticism or what?

tredkiller:
Only N35billon for education? But the MDG required that at least 26% of the budget of each year should go on education. No wonder we are failing our youths

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=538180.msg7467331#msg7467331 date=1294241088]crazy idio*t . American English. goggle it reta*rd . brain dead manliness sucking bloodsucking fool  [/quote]You seriously need help so go and see a specialist for your case before it is too late and at no point did i directly engaged you here on this thread so shut the crap small boy.

For now i dey laugh like OBJ.

jokingmary:
I see
Wetin carry u go there?

Shey na question be that?    

[quote author=Mr.Bones link=topic=538180.msg7467273#msg7467273 date=1294240663]JESUS CHRIST!! see English. ROMAN! where u?[/quote]See as this small wind just blow your yansh for public like this abi them no teach you say those who live in a glass house do not throw . . . .


It is where are you and not where u . . . . . . abi na the villiage wey you go dey cause this one so?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7467229#msg7467229 date=1294240317]na which one be per hours??

you suppose say: Per hour!![/quote]You no know wetin them they call typing errors  and moreover the message is not lost despite the wrong statement.  

I go dey watch out for your own  as from now on  . . . . ingrish tisha indeed.    

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7467195#msg7467195 date=1294240054]'n you dey pray say make leprosy fire dat your kpekus??   [/quote]He be like say you too like that thing too much self . . . na when be your birthday so i fit give you special gift to quench your thirstiness once and for all.      

El Guapo:
VICTOR MAMA DEY CALL YOU HMNN,    

Guy try make you go enrol for JAMB . . . . the right statement suppose include "Your" abi vicks na your brother?  


You fit come imhoteps chambers come take some lessons sha . . i no dey charge too much . . . 500 euros per hours.  

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7467140#msg7467140 date=1294239737]you mean: Old cooking pot like you calling brand new electric kettle like me black? [/quote]You forget say na villiage joking mary dey live and you be city lady.  

jokingmary:
Stay there na

You bad ooo . . .  what if i no wan stay ko?