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Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 10:58pm On Jan 13, 2011

It is better to be quiet and be thought not to be jealous than to speak and erase all doubt that you are actually jealous. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 11:34pm On Jan 12, 2011

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=580436.msg7519171#msg7519171 date=1294871072]Lool your not sewiouz. tongue

How u been tho? Bn awhile we spoke on a level[/quote]Lool am very sewiouz o o o . . .been good and you? back to school for now.

Yeah been a while . . i seldom show up here these days . .so what are you up to atm?

You have to teach me your slang abi na patois this year or else . . . . . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 11:28pm On Jan 12, 2011

tanimz:
Na Patois she dey speak.

I tell you say i no know wetin she dey speak? grin

Trust me she understand wetin i mean . . na coded message . .

Abi you self want dowry for ya family house? cheesy

Oya spill am out here right now so we can put it in our budget. . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 11:16pm On Jan 12, 2011

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=580436.msg7519019#msg7519019 date=1294869830]T_bbz noting much agwaann unuh. Me Jus ah relax ah catch mi fun. grin

Whatz new?[/quote]One day you go come house and see dowry for your family house. . . grin

Maybe na your slang or na you the dowry go dey for i no even know again . cheesy

Just keep the slang flowing babe . . mi ah feel you highly grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 11:10pm On Jan 12, 2011

tanimz:
Guyman, how life?

Na me you dey call guy man? . . . angry

haha i no blame you sha.

Na those alhaji wey dey carry you come my 10 star hotel dey cause am. grin

Make you suffery waka these waka wey you just put yourself into so just because you one feel . . . . grin

Some ways seems right unto a woman at the beginning but at the end it is not always what was expected cool

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 11:01pm On Jan 12, 2011

Idowuogbo:
^ i fil u men we no dem oo
oba saudi

So you self follow me see am . . its really pathetic cheesy

That person even ready to love malu or mad men self just to feel among . . . cheesy

Make you too suffery dey oppress people here o o . . jealousy people are liable to have high blood pressure ooo . grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Barcelona Fan Thread: "Més Que Un Club" by Pharoh: 10:33pm On Jan 12, 2011

Pique should not have talked to alves like that but to say the truth there has been some pressures on alves wing and pique has gone there to defend so many times.

Guess one of them might leave at the end of the season. undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 10:25pm On Jan 12, 2011

Some people just dey jealous and one try by all means make them belong to the lovers category. . . grin

As usual i no mention names o o o o . . . . but them know themselves sha. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 9:00pm On Jan 12, 2011

eldav:
guy

r u dis jobless?

He be like say humor no dey for ya brain? grin

Make you relax . . . you go like take some tequila? cool

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 8:48pm On Jan 12, 2011

eldav:
hmm i tink i lyk dat.

so hw was your day,hope not 2 hectic?

So na you be the new *'*'* in charge abi in town? grin

All of una name dey always start with the letter wey five na him brother. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by Pharoh: 8:17pm On Jan 12, 2011

Jose Mourinho Wins FIFA Coach Of The Year Award
Mourinho has been acknowledged by FIFA as the best coach of 2010,

Real Madrid tactician Jose Mourinho has been named FIFA's 2010 Men's Football Coach of the Year for his treble-winning exploits with Inter last season.

Mourinho led the Nerazzurri to the Serie A, Coppa Italia and Champions League titles in the 2009-10 campaign. It was also the first time that an Italian team had won the treble.

The Portuguese left Inter in the summer to join Spanish giants Real Madrid. He has been successful with them so far too, with los Blancos just two points off the pace in the Spanish Primera Division and still in with a chance to win the Copa del Rey and the Champions League.

After receiving the award, the 47-year-old said, “I would like to congratulate two marvelous coaches: Vicente del Bosque and Pep Guardiola. I’ve worked very hard to reach this far, but I haven’t done it on my own.

"I want to thank my players, my colleagues and, especially, those who love me and who have supported me at all times to get to experience this very special moment.”

http://www.goal.com/en/news/2724/ballon-dor/2011/01/10/2299152/jose-mourinho-wins-fifa-coach-of-the-year-award

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Villareal On 9th,january,2011 by Pharoh: 4:55pm On Jan 12, 2011

Some peoples hatred for the special one ( the best coach in the world ) will not let them see the meaning of the word previous teams.

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 2:00pm On Jan 12, 2011

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 1:56am On Jan 12, 2011

**Yawns**

I am tired now . . so i will let today slide grin

Still have one more cell to complete a school application for someone

Then i go to bed with the person i invited ( Weather the person like am or not )

Na typical african man dey in command for here so get the meaning of lets in your skull grin

Yeah - Bedtime for pharoh and ( company )

I no mention name oo as usual grin

Goodnite . . nice having you around today. cool

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 1:45am On Jan 12, 2011

^

In short l[b]ets go to bed[/b] okay . . its quite late for us to still be awake. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 1:31am On Jan 12, 2011

^^

Talk wetin? . . . i think say you one jump and pass before . . . grin

Oya wetin you go like have . . . . the first customer no gree see her vip card grin

I wonder if she get self abi na the rick wey una dey play for EL Guapo head be this? cheesy

Omo ori yato so ori ooooo

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by Pharoh: 1:28am On Jan 12, 2011

Idowuogbo:
am not white bashhy u no try @ al
@efe
am wiv u on dat 1 fucck fb , i aint gat 1 neida

Nah which one you and efe come dey do na . . meself one shjoin una as them dey talk for waffi. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 1:18am On Jan 12, 2011

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=580436.msg7512348#msg7512348 date=1294791354]there! I don help you modify that your statement tongue

[/quote]Show na when i turn gay for your eyes now? grin

. . . . no let me vex prove myself to you oo . . cheesy

The last lady to try that one is no where to be found for the past three days now and her name be Tz. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 1:16am On Jan 12, 2011

Idowuogbo:
yes u may sir , she runs tru her make up bag
gbam oga i don find d card , can i have tyrese as my appetizer

Madam na oceanic atm card you dey show me so . . i mean VIP card please or i call next customer ooo . . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 12:53am On Jan 12, 2011

Idowuogbo:
@pharaoh
all of d above i am here to jaye oloba so can i have jayesimi d hunky stripper as my show starter

Can i have your club membership card please . . private shows are for VIP members or you can join the public show with Tanimz and Efe cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 12:38am On Jan 12, 2011

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=580436.msg7512146#msg7512146 date=1294788127]Hey Bar man rush down here with 6bottles of Ace of Spade[/quote]na me you dey call barman? cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 12:13am On Jan 12, 2011

Idowuogbo:
who dey yah

Yes what can i do for you madam? cool

we have male strippers for private show, vodka and shepe . . which one be ya choice? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 9:17pm On Jan 11, 2011

^^

Them say make i comeback here and ask the hotel consigliere grin

Politics › Re: Ribadu Threatens Court Action Against Goodluck/ Sambo Over Copyright Infringemen by Pharoh: 8:21pm On Jan 11, 2011

You can only claim right on a slogan that has an approved trademark so where is the evidence that they already have the trademark for this slogan? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 7:52pm On Jan 11, 2011

Politics › Re: Zik:let Us Forget Our Differences: Sardauna:no, Let Us Understand Them by Pharoh: 10:02pm On Jan 10, 2011

I will go with zik

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 8:07pm On Jan 10, 2011

Abeg make una find private room go talk this una love talk abeg . . i one watch uefa chamopins league final in peace. angry

Family › Re: Whose right is it to choose the Wedding location? by Pharoh: 4:01pm On Jan 10, 2011

Please make the sacrifice for your mom.

Politics › Re: 79.6% Students Fails Again In Waec Exams by Pharoh: 3:41pm On Jan 10, 2011

This is very sad

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 10:50pm On Jan 09, 2011

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=580436.msg7497268#msg7497268 date=1294608664]**Bites her tongue to resist the temptation of answering them back!**

@ Pharoh wink

[/quote]Why you dey eye me . . abi you want make i fall for ground? tongue

. . .make you prepare cow down if na that game you one play now oo . . . grin

Hmm maybe this eyeing mean something sha. . anyway i no go too dey forward before you start to dey[b] jump fence[/b] here and there now. tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 10:45pm On Jan 09, 2011

eldav:
pharoh

hehe

dnt bother abt me washing d wrapper,dats wat u do best.

bt do not frig urself wit it o (again).

Me ke . . i am happily married and my wife is from[b] congo . . . efe[/b] can bear me witness . . grin

I need to bother about you ooo . . . i hear say he done reach 15 years wey you reach that side last . . cheesy

So as i see you dey struggle with the wrapper . . i be one shout before but when i remember your condition er . . I just say make i allow you go wash the wrapper atleast you know what to do with it secretly na. wink

Make you no sni tongue

am too much ooo . . . i hear say excessive sni tongue

can lead to high blood pressure. cheesy

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 10:25pm On Jan 09, 2011

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=580436.msg7497231#msg7497231 date=1294608103]OMG Pharoh!! shocked

Right!! I'm outta here! grin

[/quote]Make you check your wrapper well as you dey leave oooo . . . i no fit use tree leave do cloth for you to cover ya erm lipsrsealed

. . .since no be garden of eden we dey ooo. grin

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