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eldav:
pharoh

I dn leave your efe 4 u o.

But your hand still dey for her wrapper na . . abeg try leave that one too . . it is very important.

I say [size=2pt]make your head no swell up and no be say make you leave am . . . .you fit go wash her wrapper sha but make you no sniff oooo[/size] since you no gree leave the wrapper.

Waoh what a tough match . . ronaldo with an hatrick and one assist.

Anyway three points and looking up to athletico madrid . . we have to stay focused.

Three points in the bag . . .off to athletico madrid.

eldav:
chibaby

watcha talkin abt?

You better relax small before your big head smell up pass as he dey so . . . .

Abeg i no fit use person head do xmas ballon o o o o . . . so no let efe sweet talk turn your head upside down.


I dey greet all my feeful o o

This is a very good first half ,. . .hope to see more hunger and to carry the day sha.

We just have to watch rossi, carzola and keep former real madrid youth product borja valero ineffective then we will be good to go. Marcus senna and nilmar are injured so thats a plus and their veteran defender in marchena is out as well.

Real Madrid 2 - Yellow Subs 1

Now Back to todays game guys . . .here is our squad for the match and i believe kaka will be coming in for ozil in the second half. I would also like albiol to pair carvalho instead of ramos in the middle, we need to use both wings and through the middle as well. Lets go for the win, make use of every opportunity and then focus on ath madrid which is another tough beast.

Casillas, Ramos, Carvalho, Albiol, Marcelo, Lass, Xabi Alonso, Ozil, Di Maria, Cristiano and Benzema get nod for Villarreal
Realmadrid.com

During Saturday's press conference, Jose Mourinho took the opportunity to announce the names of the eleven players who will start against Villarreal.

This is Real Madrid's best such record in 53 years and their best conceded goal average since the 1991/92 campaign
Alberto Navarro & Antonio M. Leal / Translation by Michael J. O'Donnell

Mourinho's Real Madrid have kept a clean sheet in 15 of their 25 official games this season (0.6 conceded goals per match). These numbers have only been topped by the Real Madrid side of the 1957/58, which kept a clean sheet in 11 of 17 games (0.64 goals per match).

Real Madrid have conceded no goals in 8/16 league games, 5/6 Champions League encounters, and 2/3 Copa del Rey matches.

This is the first time they manage to keep a clean sheet in 15 games before the winter break, and they have also just conceded one strike in 10 games.

CLEAN SHEET RECORD
SEASON CLEAN SHEET GAMES GAMES PLAYED GOAL AVERAGE PER GAME
1957/58 11 17 0.64
2010/11 15 25 0.60
1961/62 12 21 0.57
1992/93 11 20 0.55
1987/88 13 24 0.54
1989/90 13 25 0.52
1958/59 9 17 0.52
Real Madrid have only conceded 15 strikes so far this season: 12 in La Liga, 2 in the Champions League and 1 in the Copa del Rey. By conceding only 0.6 goals on average per match, they've earned their best average in 19 years, only topped by that of the 1991/92 campaign (0.57 gpg).

More Records and more Records

Iker Casillas wins the award in three consecutive years
Realmadrid.com / Translation by Michael J. O'Donnell

Iker Casillas has been awarded the IFFHS World's Best Goalkeeper award a third time running. Specialists, journalists and football experts from 86 countries vote for the winner. The only other goalkeeper to win the award three consecutive years was Inter Milan's Walter Zenga (1989, 1990, 1991).

Jose Mourinho wins the accolade a second time, having previosly earned it in 2004 and 2005
Realmadrid.com / Translation by Michael J. O'Donnell

The International Federation of Football HIstory & Satistics (IFFHS) has awarded the World's Best Club Coach of 2010 award to Jose Mourinho for winning the Italian League, Cup and Champions League titles last season. The coach received 294 points, while runner-up Guardiola received 188. Mourinho previously won the accolade in 2004 and 2005.

Records Galore for Real Madrid

^^

You done forget how man wives and pikins wey yo get ni?

Studio CFR:
U be person?


Abeg shift go oneside

I see say na the best wey you fit reply be that if not you for hear am today.

By the way make you help make rhe best choice jare . .i no see oneside here . . na two side dey for here . .

Na where the oneside dey wey you dey talk about abi you done high with fowl shit wey El Gwapo give you chop?

Studio CFR:
That omo igboro still dey?

Hope no be me you dey try talk about for there?.

Where the funny pictures na abi wetin come be all these one now?

otokx:
What is all this? GEJ why?

How is goodluck the problem? . .this is not the time to throw blame at the president.

tanimz:
Pharoh! Why did you edit my post?

You no see as you one use that statement put me for wahala . . .   

Moreover i no dey waka for broad street wey people done dey crowded too much like  the one wey you one rope me enter so.   

tanimz:
Shurrup jo!

Where have you been all day long sef? Element and El Guapo don't believe that[b] I'm married To Sledge. Help me out, will ya? [/b]

Off-course let me get my police dogs and search party to go look for him. .  

Heard he has been missing and was last seen with a slim black lady two days ago along Allen avenue.  

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=538180.msg7483493#msg7483493 date=1294428774]What if i am . . . ? Or u jealous u not in Tanimz's position?  [/quote]You for one know i am extremely jealous na   . . . Being begging for that position just for even one minute for the past 50 years . . .    

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=538180.msg7483493#msg7483493 date=1294428774]By da way is ds how to say hello and happy new year??   [/quote]Sorry maam sweet Heart . . .Hello my only chibabe and happy new year to you.    

So how is the new year kicking for you? . . . . . .Prepared for resumption or working now?  

tanimz:
^ You no see say I hail you ni?

Sheesh  . . . [b]lovers are having a quiet time [/b]so mind ya business . . .    

[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=538180.msg7483414#msg7483414 date=1294428211]My love   Warriz gd?[/quote]Why are you kissing another lady or are you?  

As  usual i no mention name ooo . . .    

^^

You mean biscuits bone ba? 

tanimz:
You no mention name abi? I reserve my comment till later.

Haba na where i take mention your name abi no be you be Tanimz again?

^^


As usual i no mention person name ooo . . .

El Guapo:
Am not saying that u cari poo waka inside maybe your shoe heels did who knows

Tz na small gal . . .she no dey wear heels . . . na canvas and slippers she dey wear up and down. . .    

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7475612#msg7475612 date=1294333947]Thanks, but no thanks

I choose to jump dis one pass [/quote]You no tell me say you dey prepare for olympics na , .

This one wey you just dey jump here and there so abeg jump come my Hands side make we talk better jare.

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=580436.msg7477078#msg7477078 date=1294348044]**listening attentively to this. . .**
sounds like you left Mrs Pharoh High 'n Dry

[/quote]Are you actually talking about Mrs C G . . .because i no know who be Mrs Pharoh ooo.

tanimz:
I no want energy drink!

Oya whisper the thing wey you tell me for my ears before amebos like EL Guapo begin poke nose for our bedroom matter.

Make you bite my ears ooo . . . .

El Guapo:
Tanimz score ke? Now tell me it isin't sum[b] bed stuffs[/b],

Make you mind where you dey poke your nose goo ooo . . .    

tanimz:
Na pure water you see to offer me?

Haba i just one use that one kill your temper na . . .  

Okay no vex so you go like take some energy drink?    

tanimz:
Pharoh!

Swit Hat  . . How you dey? wetin dey make you vex na?  

El Guapo no give you better service?   . . . You care for a chilled pure water?    

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=580436.msg7476749#msg7476749 date=1294344837]**pushes the tumbler away**

I want my devil on horseback. . .[/quote]Hey maam whats ya problem? . . can i be of help?

eldav:
hey nigga

watcha got?

Excuse me please . . can you go to the pub down the street . . we don't entertain thugs here please.

Let us all wait for INEC to announce the real results na.

That is why it is not good to be too quick to judge . . .atiku was too in a haste to score cheap points.

^^^^


You are fast and good but not perfect lol

I demand a fool investigation into this crime against the proper usage of the English language.

Why i go lie for ya head . . . anyway the woman wey fight and run go congo republic go live to fight another day for jokes section.

How was your day by the way and hope you are liking my Milk & Honey Bar?

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=580436.msg7475727#msg7475727 date=1294334946]**Parks her Aston Martin in[b] the car[/b] newly built car park. . .takes her Armani purse, car keys and automatically locks her car**[/quote]Lol What is good for the goose is also good for the gander oooo       

Anyway welcome to my bar . . . hope El Guapo the bar man is treating you well.