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Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 4:07pm On Dec 29, 2010
El Guapo:
Ohhh jesuschrist of Nairaland!!! So that improptu love of urs finally came to an end,am hapi.
But then am willing to give u a life the drunkard neva gave u *dusts his tuxedo and approaches her*
@koolchicco,believe me that was the best decision taken by a personality in 2010.
So na ashewo be the new work wey you one do for this new year ba?  grin  cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 2:57pm On Dec 29, 2010
El Guapo:
Good Heaven! She's even hapi that am selling cards
Them say half bread is better than . . . grin

A bird in hand is better than . . . . cheesy

A good name is better than . . . . . tongue


Shey make i continue or you gat the message now ko . . cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Pharoh: 8:30am On Dec 29, 2010
tkb417:
Thank God I used value so Berbatov shd get d (C) armband
So Nani didn't play again? Is he a fool?
Nani is injured and they didn't update it so me i am selling him off quickly, wonder what is wrong with ashavin as well. angry

I think i should change to this value instead of form that they can just give to any yeye player.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 10:04pm On Dec 28, 2010
^^

I really need to save this dick as d.i.c.k, self , he done too suffer today lol. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 9:58pm On Dec 28, 2010
Lol manliness means manliness guys.

'tis a girl's perogative to change her mind now - abi??  Tongue

don't sweat it then not gonna push you any further.
Good you changed your mind because . . . i feel really . . . now.   grin

Abeg make you try your best give am a second shot at flavius ooo .

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7423980#msg7423980 date=1293569327]angry angry[/quote]Hey you know say i dey joke na . . i no want make [size=1pt]my baby[/size] vex tonight oo . .  smiley

Make we meet for corner  cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 9:37pm On Dec 28, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7423855#msg7423855 date=1293568111]Lol!!

Tea is just fine by me

extra cream and sugar pls  tongue tongue

[size=1pt]**your yim isn't working!**[/size][/quote]This tea is just fine by mean say i no go find am easy ooo. grin cheesy

I been think say u be one of those usual's . . .maybe i need to re-strategize jare.

Hmm [size=1pt]you just passed my test about that yim stuff[/size] . . . wink

You swear before say lie lie you no go go that side remember? . . .he be like say my mansion done diminish your elephant memory. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 9:16pm On Dec 28, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7423740#msg7423740 date=1293566590]Yes, I wan come in - and maybe I'm just stubborn??  tongue tongue[/quote]Oya come in jare  . . . i dey like stubborn people wella . . oya take this thing . . . [size=1pt]pharoh4zee@yahoo.com[/size].   grin  grin

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7423740#msg7423740 date=1293566590]Oya open door make I enter now - you nor see say rain wan fall for outside here??  grin grin

[size=1pt]**Baby what's changing next year??**[/size]  wink wink[/quote]Liar . . .rain no dey fall for my end jare . . . . but sha come because the benefits outweighs the lieing shortcomings.  grin  cheesy

You go drink tea, coffee or you use pharous erm . . .take warm body?   tongue

[size=1pt]Next year . . i am aiming to be a new me lol[/size] . .  cool  smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 8:55pm On Dec 28, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7423628#msg7423628 date=1293565211]Lol!!

I nor ask for xmas gifts - me, I wan see the lion's den  tongue tongue

nor make me come hard and strong on you dis nite o!  cheesy cheesy[/quote]People like you wey enter the lions den . . .chop food tire wey go take 9 months to digest.   grin  cheesy

A word is enough for the wise or you still one come ni ?   tongue

Abeg make you come jare . . . i done tire to dey do the work self . . . time to relax on my back and enjoy my hard working.  . . . i no mention name ooooooooo.   grin  grin


P.S . . . [size=1pt]You no fit bully be again as from next year ooo.[/size]   grin  cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 8:50pm On Dec 28, 2010
Studio

I say make you keep quiet there

I am who i am and we no attend the same class

So make you speak for yourself cool

jokingmary:
U dey shame? cheesy cheesy cheesy
No i dey shy lol . . grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 8:37pm On Dec 28, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7423508#msg7423508 date=1293563793]you dey bone for me

besides, what of the tour you promised me?

around Imhotep's Chambers??

I get elephant memory, I nor dey ever forget things o!!  tongue tongue tongue[/quote]I no bone you ooo  . . .na shame dey catch me na . . . i no dash out gifts this year for xmas.  grin

Public service announcement:  . . . The rules have changed . . . i go on tour only with wives and concubines so  . . . .  grin  tongue

Make i no complete that statement since your elephant brain fit decode am na. . . .  cheesy  grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 8:32pm On Dec 28, 2010
jokingmary:
U well so cheesy
That guy just dey add salt to injury but no be him fault sha, na the potassium wey dey go yarn anyhow cause am.

@Idowu

I feel you no problem . . . make i let the matter rest then because i believe with time we go all get back to our normal self. smiley

@Efe

Kudos to you and not me, na you be the super agent for this case so carry on . . . i dey feel your style. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 8:13pm On Dec 28, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7423185#msg7423185 date=1293560438]@Pharoh

I dey vex wiff ya!

angry angry angry[/quote]Haba wetin i do now, we have been cool all these while and suddenly you dey vex with m abeg tell me my fuckup.

Element G:
@pharoah, u just dey mess up man sad sad sad undecided undecided undecided
Wetin happen guy . . .na how i take mess up?  undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 8:11pm On Dec 28, 2010
Idowuogbo:
pharaoh , pls come of it , like i sed tan ba shere , oye ka mo ibi ti ere le de
i donnnnt knoww him , so it doesnt bother me
trust it wont happen gain all dose senseless games , he don do pass himsef
how was your xmas by d way sweet pie
My xams was normal, thanks for asking and u?
I will come of it but i tried to ask you guys then but it seems the world was revolving around you guys.
You guys were doing fine nothing stops you guys from taking it from jokes to reality but this is just too gross.
How can two people playing such games will now be talking trash about each other?
You guys should try and settle atleast comeback to talking terms and no enemies here please.

Idowuogbo:
@eld
nice to u sound b , so any gist
abeg yarn me beta jare ,
These are girls games, you are bigger than this so don't play such games and just be yourself, i respect you a lot okay.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 7:15pm On Dec 28, 2010
Na wa ohhh make una take am easy because this is a public thread and i might not be surprised if you guys hook up again because this is not the first time stuffs like this happen between both of you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by Pharoh: 6:51pm On Dec 28, 2010
My opponent defenders are all keeping a clean sheet, i done die oooo. angry
Politics › Re: We Can Solve Our Problems: Ivorians Tells Nigeria by Pharoh: 6:39pm On Dec 28, 2010
[quote author=Ochi_Agha link=topic=575255.msg7422928#msg7422928 date=1293557669]Why should Nigeria be involved in another African nation's affairs, when our own country is going up in flames? I don't know about others, but this Jos crisis is becoming more alarming. How long do you think it will take for it to spread? They are already using car bombs now![/quote]Don't mind them since it is exactly the same issue affecting both crisis, southern Ivorians do not want settlers to rule over them and in Jos also the indigenes do not want to give any political relevance to the northern settlers. I wonder why Ecowas is not saying anything about the Jos crisis or only a simple condemnation will suffice in our own case.
Politics › Re: We Can Solve Our Problems: Ivorians Tells Nigeria by Pharoh: 6:35pm On Dec 28, 2010
Kobojunkie:
Are you now suggesting that the constitutional council has power of the courts in Ivory Coast?
IF, there are disputes, again yes, but in this case, where did the disputes come from? You keep mentioning this and I keep pointing you back to what the constitution really says of such cases. Yet you keep IGNORING that to assert your view as the way it ought to be instead. Even in the case of disputes, the constitutional council can annul or order a do-over but it is NOT given power to TAMPER with the results in anyway.
There was disputes already because the result was announced from the hotel where quattara was lodging instead of the electoral commissions office and a day late to the set deadline which makes the announced results invalid according to the constitutional council.
Politics › Re: We Can Solve Our Problems: Ivorians Tells Nigeria by Pharoh: 6:15pm On Dec 28, 2010
Gbawe:
So you know more than the likes of Raila Odinga and many others who have stated unequivocally that   "the election commission, not the constitutional court, was the only legitimate authority to determine the winner."

Yes i know more than them so please do provide evidence that the electoral commission is the only legitimate authority to determine the winner of an election in ivory coast.
Politics › Re: We Can Solve Our Problems: Ivorians Tells Nigeria by Pharoh: 6:10pm On Dec 28, 2010
Kobojunkie:
Even after reviewing the country's constitution which clearly states that the Constitutional council only serves as regulatory body, while the electoral commission conducts and determines the results of an election, you still continue to spew forth the same nonsense?  Come on now . . . even you conspiracy theorists have to succumb to knowledge and information right as it is in front of you, at some point.
So what are they now regulating then if the electoral commission has the final say about election results? In Nigerian there are tribunals and courts to resolve election disputes but in the case of ivory coast the constitutional council is responsible for that. The electoral commission only conducts election and hands over the results to the constitutional council and if there are disputes the council will take appropriate measures simple. they could order a re-run or do s they seem fit. they have investigated and resolved the mistakes so everyone should accept that as they are the final authority about elections in that country.

johndoe200:
Which rational country allows massive numbers of non - nationals to vote? I am sure you know that they voted illegally, why support something that is wrong.
Don't mind the hypocrites on this thread, it is the same country where a non Yoruba will live in Lagos for 50 years and cannot contest for governorship elections but other yorubas from nearby states can contest and become governors. This Ivorian crisis is the same as Sudan and the best is to divide the country into two, let quattara go and rule the north wile gbagbo should rule the south. Leave these Nigerians alone Jos is still child's play and the election is coming soon. When the crisis starts in Nigeria, i want to see what Ecowas and the west will say about that.
Politics › Re: We Can Solve Our Problems: Ivorians Tells Nigeria by Pharoh: 8:15am On Dec 28, 2010
You cannot call a rigged election as the true wish of the people, the constitutional council has corrected the abnormalities and presented the true results. So the external bodies should respect that as they are the final authority when it comes to election in ivory coast.
Politics › Re: Fg Plans 10,000-man Security Force by Pharoh: 8:09am On Dec 28, 2010
babapupa:
All they need is good ol' intelligence and competency.
You cannot gather and process intelligence adequately from a compromised military force that is now biased towards religion and ethnicity. That was the reason they are asking for the commanders to be relieved, he got the intelligence but did not act because he is Muslim.
Politics › Re: Atiku Challenges Jonathan To Debate by Pharoh: 11:44pm On Dec 27, 2010
Akainzo:
And how would you know the doer of the word? You'd like to find out after the elections right?
How do you want to find out before? after the debate ba? grin grin
Please find another concrete excuse why you guys wants this debate?
Goodluck does not engage fools, tribalist and thieves like atiku.
Politics › Re: Atiku Challenges Jonathan To Debate by Pharoh: 11:06pm On Dec 27, 2010
And a debate is not a medium of communication? Hmmmm a debate is a waste of time, so tell me which medium is not a waste of time? The good people/bad people radio jingle? Grin
There are many ways to kill a rat, through trap, poison or whatever and it is your choice how you want to go about it. There are many mediums of communication and you choose what you like why you leave the others. Goodluck has chosen what he wants so why can't you people let him be or is it compulsory to have a debate? Why didn't ciroma conduct a debate before their northern consensus candidate bullshit or tell me what has been the outcome of all the past debate in Nigeria?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea On Monday, 27th Dec: 3 - 1! by Pharoh: 9:32pm On Dec 27, 2010
Very boring match . . .  angry  . . . is this the best epl can give?  undecided
Politics › Re: Atiku Challenges Jonathan To Debate by Pharoh: 8:25pm On Dec 27, 2010
There is no point to debate because there are several mediums to communicate your policies and intentions to the citizens instead of waisting time to debate with fools like atiku.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 8:14pm On Dec 27, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7417135#msg7417135 date=1293473122]wishing you a Happy New Year in Advance cheesy cheesy[/quote]Thanks for the greetings and i wish you the same from the very top of my heart. cheesy cheesy

Shey hope say no be only wish i go chop this new year sha? grin grin . . .[size=1pt] wey my turkey and banga soup?[/size] angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by Pharoh: 6:43pm On Dec 27, 2010
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=538180.msg7408757#msg7408757 date=1293313079]you have - digging up yams in the local farm
country hard o! cheesy[/quote]Make you help your brother husband this new year oo . tongue grin
Politics › Re: Atiku Challenges Jonathan To Debate by Pharoh: 6:38pm On Dec 27, 2010
Na by force to go for debate? shocked
Romance › Re: Love Or Respect-Which Is More Important To A (Wo)Man In A Relatnshp? by Pharoh: 5:28pm On Dec 27, 2010
A man needs respect more than love while ( African ) women i think might prefer love a little bit to respect.
Politics › Re: Breaking News: Religious Clashes Broke Out In Jos by Pharoh: 10:21pm On Dec 26, 2010
sad
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast In Jos by Pharoh: 9:46pm On Dec 26, 2010
when will they ban the spammers in this thread.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills Pastor, 5 Others In Borno by Pharoh: 9:44pm On Dec 26, 2010
1966 all over again angry

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