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Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by Pharoh: 4:40pm On Jan 22, 2011

As usual . , .make una spot the mumu thing wey this idiot do . . . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by Pharoh: 4:37pm On Jan 22, 2011

You are welcome . . . my . . lipsrsealed

. . i done close mouth as usual . . cheesy

So because i promote you from field broadcaster go inside studio make u dey shine teeth like this? grin

By the way how you dey and how weekend dey go? . . . . I feel like eating banga and pounded yam. . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by Pharoh: 4:25pm On Jan 22, 2011

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=528425.msg7582588#msg7582588 date=1295709514]na so we see am

[/quote]I never see ya tax payment abi . , na where you dey pay am put? grin

Make i send you the right account number? tongue

nich:
me gud! trying to pay the taxes!

Which kind tax you dey pay ?. . . . Internnet tax abi toasting tax? . . grin

I dey see y handwork for this thread . . . you return with double power . . . cheesy

We dey watch you . . .na samll thing remain and your name go appear for the list below. grin

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=528425.msg7582481#msg7582481 date=1295708066]All those nairaland guys chasing skirt up and down like say 2moro no dey . . .

Me, I nor fear to name them - from left to right, in ascending order:

Bashy, el david, el gap-o, element, kdk, shakara 4 u, Koolchico. . .the other, I never Identify finish grin

[/quote]As usual no be me talk ooo . . . i just dey quote waitin i see for bbc broadcasting news oo . . grin

Business › Re: Inventions That Can Make You Rich (both In Nigeria And Abroad) by Pharoh: 4:19pm On Jan 22, 2011

About time. . . .

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by Pharoh: 4:06pm On Jan 22, 2011

nich:
Pharoh, u try sha. but impersonation is a crime. how market?

hmmm, id i hail o! u mean to say your scanners are working perfectly in dis kind harmattan cold? howdy!

_{badosky truly is watching!}

I no mention person name na abi na when . . guilty conscience begin catch you? grin

You better speak now or hold your peace for the rest of the day ooo . . . . grin

You dey ask me how market ke? . . . You no see say i just dey set table for the bidding process? grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by Pharoh: 4:00pm On Jan 22, 2011

Idowuogbo:
^ewwwh Faraoh i can see his trousersnake, not a good look cus he doesnt look circumsed
Yes dey call me eyes kongba, ojuyobo omo eyerinze

He no mean because the thing dey work with 120% efficiency . . . grin

It is confirmed . . grin

. . your eyes dey work well well . . make we do biz na . . cheesy

I get preferential access and super agent status for that market . . incase. . . tongue

Career › Re: Logistics Or Supply Chain Management by Pharoh: 3:23pm On Jan 22, 2011

Nice thread . . . hope to learn and contribute more to this thread.

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by Pharoh: 3:00pm On Jan 22, 2011

A man ~~called~~ ~~Nich~~ on the phone calling his lawyer Mr Pharoh . . . grin

Romance › Re: I Am 21 But Already Feeling The Pressure Badly by Pharoh: 12:27am On Jan 21, 2011

You simply do not have responsibility so you can be thinking of peer pressure to have a boyfriend and not something useful to your life.

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 10:23pm On Jan 20, 2011

eldav:
baby u look hot 2nite,as alwayz

*smooches her and sees her gettin hotter*

baby letz stop 4 nw,b/4 we lose control.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by Pharoh: 6:39pm On Jan 20, 2011

AjanleKoko:
Anyway I doubt yesterday's result would be repeated. Mourinho won't take risks, and the Blancos will go in with 100%. Athletico will only get a result if they are exceptionally lucky. They've not been fantastic this season in my view.

Yeah i know that he won't take take risks but i will not join you in that vote of confidence oo. grin

These teams ( sevilla, valencia, villareal and athletico will always gives a scare), due to our style of play.

They should just go for the kill and use every opportunity but not forgetting a very compact defense as well.
Let benzema come back to the starting eleven and hope he will have the confidence to prove himself.
Kaka should stop falling down at every opportunity, it is very irritating to me even a Madrid fan.

Politics › Breaking News - Mend Issues A Disclaimer by Pharoh(op): 4:42pm On Jan 19, 2011

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MEND Issues A Disclaimer

Posted: January 19, 2011 - 03:01
Posted by siteadmin
By Jomo Gbomo

The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (M.E.N.D) denies in its totality the recent warning of an attack on the downstream oil sector being circulated in the media on 18 January, 2011.

We will be investigating the situation and will take appropriate actions to prevent this from reoccurring in the future.

We will like to reiterate that only when an attack has occurred will we send a statement of attacks and claims.

Jomo Gbomo

http://www.saharareporters.com/news-page/mend-issues-disclaimer

Now this has taken a new dimension.

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 6:42pm On Jan 17, 2011

Studio

She no do me anything o o .
Na so i dey play with my younger sister. cool

We both understand each other wella.

I hear say you one carry ya head enter there?
Shey the rumor na true so? . . . . cool

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 6:15pm On Jan 17, 2011

tanimz:
Hi haters, don't jealous me.

Why i go jealous person wey done try 100 times . . failed 99 times and about to fail self for the last one. . . grin

Abeg if you no get skills for catching ~~big boy~~ partners . . . make you try go learn another trade. . . grin

You fit go sell second hand sun glasses for under bridge . . i hear say the market dey move for oshodi wella. . cheesy

Politics › Re: Inec Ddc Machine Rejects Obj's Fingerprint by Pharoh: 6:07pm On Jan 17, 2011

Kobojunkie:
That set up for over $1700 each?

Somebody is already smiling to the bank . . i swear some people needs to be wiped away before this country will ever move forward. angry

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 5:45pm On Jan 17, 2011

tanimz:
Mschew.

You no see my report . . . na times 1000 now o o o o with this second squeezed face . . . . grin

You better show us evidence to prove us wrong or you listen to our advice. grin

Idowuogbo:
yeeehhh oleku tell me sumtin wey i no dooo , yeeh dey are feelin d gall ooo ,

Lol no mind TZ them . . . to feel among is not by mouth and squeezing face na . . cheesy

As usual i no mention person name ooo. . . . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 5:41pm On Jan 17, 2011

Idowuogbo:
gbagbeski , who no no go know
i jus dey enjoy u ooooo
osama my man , farao d dawn
bebe stuborn bebe is too much

The only badosky . . any other one is a counterfeit. . grin

I dey talk am as i see am . . . tuface no lie jare. . . cheesy

Me too dey enjoy you jare. . . make you roll on . .

As you see me so . i just dey do my things. . . grin

Make those wey bullets hit no too vex . . no hard feelings. . .

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 5:36pm On Jan 17, 2011

tanimz:
^^ You fit talk like normal person?

Those who squeeze their face all the time encounters more difficulty usually 500 times more than those who smile and are very lively . . . cheesy

Egyptian Dis-Classified Report 47885 copyright 1998 . . .

Each smile draws a potential partner closer dear . . . try and smile more often, like those wey their name begin with[b] I.[/b]

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 5:26pm On Jan 17, 2011

To find a compatible and understanding partner is not a days job except your name begins with the letter I. grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 4:32pm On Jan 17, 2011

^^

Na guilty conscience na grin

. . and to think say she dey form up and down say she be big girl . . grin

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 3:53pm On Jan 17, 2011

El Guapo:
^^^ Yeah but wont say the place in particular cos of Kidnappers like ~~Eldav~~

Hmm it should be one of these countries Russia, Ukraine, Estonia, Finland, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Bulgaria or Lithuania. Well i will leave it here before you start shaking now . . . but no try me ooo because i fit fish you out. cool

Make i try small self . . after analyzing you i think it must be either Poland, Romania or Estonia.

Jokes Etc › Re: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by Pharoh: 12:13pm On Jan 17, 2011

^^

You must be living in russia or europe i guess. . . grin

Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Secret Visits To T.B. Joshua Worries SSS by Pharoh: 1:51am On Jan 17, 2011

frosbel:
I do not want my president anywhere near a babalawo.

Do you have evidence that he is one? . . when did rumors started becoming facts or truth?

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Pharoh: 1:11am On Jan 17, 2011

koolchicco:
Great, yet again u've shown me even more reasons NOT to doubt your[b] intellectual capabilities.[/b]

Thank you very much . . though i don't push it but people always give such comments about me whenever the interact with me. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Almeria Vs Real Madrid On The 16th Of Januuary,2011 by Pharoh: 7:06pm On Jan 16, 2011

They should watch kalu uche and piati . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Almeria Vs Real Madrid On The 16th Of Januuary,2011 by Pharoh: 7:05pm On Jan 16, 2011

Ramos, Marcelo, Albiol and Marcelo

Khedira, Alonso

Kaka, Ozil, Di Maria

Ronaldo

Benzema benched in a 4-2-3-1 formation . . . Will ronaldo surpass his 50 goals tally for Madrid today?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: The Galacticos (Real Madrid Fans Only) by Pharoh: 6:52pm On Jan 16, 2011

Guys check this out men . . .

No Madridista has ever scored 22 goals in the first 18 league matches played

Realmadrid.com

Cristiano Ronaldo has become the top scorer in Real Madrid history after 18 weeks of La Liga action. His 22 goals (1.22 per match) are more than the 21 scored by Puskas in 1960/61. Equally impressive, however, is the fact that the Portuguese international is only two goals shy of reaching the half-century mark and has a good chance of becoming the fastest Madridista to do so.

The Real Madrid forward is sitting on 22 goals after 18 matches played in La Liga this season. Puskas, meanwhile, only scored 21 within the same time frame 50 years ago. Rubio, Alday, Di Stefano and Hugo Sanchez each had 19 goals by Week 18.

Ronaldo has tallied a grand total of 48 goals in 47 total league matches and is only two away from the half-century mark. Puskas needed 54 matches to reach 50, while Alfredo di Stefano reached the mark in 56 and Pahiño in 57.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Almeria Vs Real Madrid On The 16th Of Januuary,2011 by Pharoh: 6:50pm On Jan 16, 2011

A total of 20 players called up for Almeria

Realmadrid.com

Twenty players will suit up on Sunday at Mediterranean Games Stadium. Sergio Canales has made his way back onto the squad list, while Pepe, Higuian and Dudek remain injured and Lass and Mateos were left off due to a coaching decision.

REAL MADRID SQUAD LIST:
Goalkeepers: Casillas, Adan, Pacheco.
Defenders: Carvalho, Sergio Ramos, Marcelo, Arbeloa, Albiol, Garay.
Midfielders: Gago, Khedira, Canales, Granero, Xabi Alonso, Pedro Leon, Di Maria, Kaka, Ozil.
Forwards: Cristiano Ronaldo, Benzema.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Almeria Vs Real Madrid On The 16th Of Januuary,2011 by Pharoh: 6:43pm On Jan 16, 2011

This is a walkover for Madrid common . . . though we must be very careful. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Malaga On 16th,january,2011 by Pharoh: 6:34pm On Jan 16, 2011

Will the apprentice defeat the master? . . . well the odds are clearly stuck against the master in this match but we never can tell what might happen at the end of the day. cool

The apprentice did it last year so lets see if it will be a repeat this year again.

Politics › Re: What Wikileaks Has Taught Me - Thisday Editor by Pharoh: 6:21pm On Jan 16, 2011

Jokes Etc › Re: Atiku: A New English Word by Pharoh: 5:31pm On Jan 16, 2011

koolchicco:
This was why Moses took the Israelites outta Egypt while u were busy doing ~~spokesperson~~ Aristo for ~~Efe~~ Delilah and ~~Lyssa~~ Hagar.

Stop peddling false accusations on my royal head . . . grin

. . . i can't remember telling you that my name was Abraham Samson . . grin

I demand you retract your statements with a full public apology within 72 hours or you will meet me in ~~Imtophes Chambers~~ Court. angry

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