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Guys, what will you do if you discover that your wife of 7years and mother of your three kids is bisexual and is seeing women behind your back?

What will you do?
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Ladies, what will you do if you discover that your husband of 7years and father of your three kids is bisexual and is seeing men behind your back?

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Who wants to buy this babe?
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**$5m**

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Lol. Not you. Post modified accordingly.
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fstranger3:
Very pretty face almost always equals very little brain.

Thanks for strengthening that stereotype

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Why are you always seeking trouble?
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[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=643079.msg8097282#msg8097282 date=1302473684][color=deeppink]^^I might be a salamander but you're a big scullion one should never contend with. . .

I ain't asking nothing, the unban me threads that you keep creating says it all.

Here you go, venom. [/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-487922.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-584051.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-522267.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-507064.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-478157.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-485774.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-483663.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-478171.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-478171.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-366477.0.html

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I swear, you are worse than Tpiah!(and i thot her ability to dig out old threads and posts was uncanny and freakish. )

190, go and dig out your own!
Am the Ref, i decide who's the victor.
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aminalib:
of course i did, i am here waiting at your house

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No that aint my house anymore. I changed location after 190 and co tried to break in and steal my Wii game console.
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190:
[color=deeppink]amina leave faith07 alone

his prick doesn't  work ooh!!

thats why everyone avoids him  [/color]

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Have you ever taken hot acid in the face before?
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See war of who's been banned most!
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Tax Compliance Audit ***

A tax official has come to a rural synagogue do to a tax compliance audit. The rabbi accompanies him to the synagogue. "So rabbi, tell me, please, after you have distributed all your unleavened bread, what do you do with the crumbs?"

"Why, we gather them carefully and send them to the city and then they make bread of them again and send it to us."

"Ah. So what about candles after they are burnt? What do you do with the ends?"

"We send them to the city as well, and they make new candles from them and send them to us."

"And what about circumcision? What do you do with those leftover pieces?"

The rabbi, wearily, replies, "We send them to the city as well."

"To the city!? And what do they send to you?"

"Today they have sent you to us."

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Three Engineers in a Car ***

There are three engineers in a car. a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car, on the way suddenly breaks down.

The mechanical engineer gets down and examines the car thoroughly for about 20 minutes. "Surely, the problem is in the engine.", he concludes.

The electrical engineer gets down and examines the car for about half an hour and victoriously says; "definitely there is a battery problem, we have to recharge the battery."

Finally the computer engineer gets down to see what is wrong and checks the car for almost an hour and says: "can you please reset the car?"

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Time to go to School ***

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"

"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."

"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."

"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

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Valentine's Surprised *****

At the office, where I worked, there was an angel there.
Her hair was long and flowing, and her skin was soft and fair.

I wanted so, to ask her out, but I was way too shy.
I thought she was too beautiful, for me to even try.

A few times I approached her, she just smiled and walked away.
I could not get the courage up, and "Hi" was all I'd say.

Then, I had an idea, I would get her home address,
And send a valentine to her, and with it I'd express,

The way I feel about her, and the way she makes me feel,
And the feelings that I have, are very, very real.

I'll tell her, that I dream of her, and how it all would be,
If she would only take the time, to be alone with me.

I poured my heart out in the card, and ask her to be mine,
And then I dropped it in the mail, my special valentine.

In just a few short days, I had a response in my mail,
A card with her return address, I started feeling pale.

I wondered what she said in it, and what she thinks of me,
I guess the only way to know, is open it and see.

With great anticipation, I removed the envelope,
And closed my eyes a moment, as my heart filled up with hope.

I opened up my eyes to see, a card shaped like a heart,
And in the center, someone drew, a bloody piercing dart.

I opened up the card to see, if writing was inside,
And when I started reading it, I damn near almost died.

I'd love to be your valentine, but I think I will pass,
My husband says he'll be at work, to kick your stupid a**.

I'm glad you like my body, and you think it's really fine,
My husband says this card is going, where the sun don't shine.

In your card, you said there's things to me you'd love to do,
I think my husband's going to do, all of those things to you.

So, have a Happy Valentines, I'll see you Monday morn,
My husband says on Tuesday, you'll wish you were never born.

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[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=643079.msg8097099#msg8097099 date=1302471756][color=deeppink]I bet he used 50 IDs. . .

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How many IDs do you have too? 5? Is the swagga ID still active?
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Wickedness in high places!
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^^How many IDs did you use to vote?!
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So, how was your sunday? Did you miss me?
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aminalib:
how did you know?

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Am psychic, our minds are linked together.
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Sweerry, did you break your tongue?
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aminalib:
oooh it's getting hot in here can u just punch through a wall for me,

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Is the wall named 190.
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aminalib:
this is not about me, if it were i would not be ashamed to say so,

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Okay. I wanted to forget my fist in someone's face.
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Hmmm
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Amina, who is breaking your heart! Should i place a contract on his head?
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Mod, pls lock this thread and open a new one. Cheers!
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Which kind of relationship do you want from her? Platonic or sex-related?

Anyways, stop acting mr nice. Go for what you want. Be aggressively persuassive and if the right cards are played well, she will accept your proposal.
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You need to pay your tithes to NLCE, headed by faith07 and 4190, before you can start any show.
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Babe!, have you settled awon boys? You need to pay the before you start that your media show. Awon boys dey vex.
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[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=618277.msg8096210#msg8096210 date=1302464046]Has anyone seen Goldie around?[/quote]

iyatrustee:
Yeah, ask phate07, he kidnapped her

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I dont know. Did you?
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