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SexyDuby:
CORRECT SPOKEN ENGLISH SHULD REALLY BE TAUGHT HERE OOOOO

Did somebody collected your bread? HABA MZGREAT !  

IZUKWU:
because the knowing of her can start from the asking out in the first instance.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-640807.0.html#msg8075001

IZUKWU:
because the knowing of her can start from the asking out in the first instance.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]s3xist.

hey bro. you basically said the same I said:[/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-634635.0.html#msg8015557

Phate07:
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Man + Woman **

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair


Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production

Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]I win.[/color]

Markenny:
To find if your computer is “male” or “female”, ??

1. Open Notepad

2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice".Speak"Agent X Y i love you"

, 3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs

, 4. Run the file ,

If you hear a male voice, you have a boy.
If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.

190:
[color=deeppink]Carry your prick go put for sexyduby mouth [/color]

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]OMG Mr.Perfecthate! I had no IDEA you do that too!  [/color]

190:
[color=deeppink]    

Bella la morena,

The orisisi babe of nairaland

Aka MISS 190 darkskin!!

Best trouble maker on nairaland, MSC, BSC, PHD, weedology, Journalism, CNN, REBEL, BBC,Outcast, Gangology, bellaology just to mention a few![/color]

25omega:
why handle one? simply tell her about herself (maybe that might help her in her future relationships) and break up with her if being dominated is not your style

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]Relationships are better off when the woman calls the shotz [/color]