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ukcatlover:
your a re a guy right? invite the girl to an hotel and plug your cock in her backside, i promise u she will never call or threaten you again.

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No be small matter!
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OP,
It does exist!
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iyatrustee:
i wont be suprised cos poppa is bisexual

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I know you like 3somes.
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Well, you can start by showing me your sexy na[i]ked[/i] body.
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Commission fee of NL$10,000 to NL Box Office.
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Babe!, you have not paid your commission fee yet.
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'Prof', your post itself is filled with errors. How are we supposed to learn from you? Do you even understand what you are talking about?

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paulonline:
It is been observed in recent times on nairaland,of the use of wrong punctuation marks on a displayed thread. However, i am of the view that the moderators should see to these things,in other to avoid mislead,mis information e.t.c. Furthermore,this Will bring about precision of informations. For examples of sorts,check homepage. God bless nairaland

Goldieluks:
haba,please behave like a newbie jor!

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He's behaving just like a newbee nao, by yapping dust.
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Whos Momma!
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Light skinned babes rock!
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Am guilty of. . .
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Lost! By Coldplay
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ilovelagos:
Faint, Life is so hard.

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Ok.
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Odunnu:
You are a partial MOD! You must go! Bla bla bla bla! Why would you ban MsPotatoe's other IDs and leave my 'Jaybee, mukina2 and Seun' IDs?

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Igwe[b]419[/b], bro are you a scam artist?
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SA Goddess:
Excuse my ignorance but what disease would the child have again. . . . .I know it is something to do with genes and all. . . .hereditary stuff!!!

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The SS genotype causes Sickle Cell Anaemia.

Two people with AS can give birth to a kid with the SS genotype. So it is wrong for an AS to marry an AS carrier.
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Okay ladies, no fighting.

You can have me all to yourself.
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This is an adult-free zone. Thank you!
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I would just break up with her. For the sake of my unborn children.
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Goldieluks:
i have all these qualities.
go figure

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You have only one, good in bed.
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FIVE IMPORTANT QUALITIES
OF A DESIRABLE WOMAN

1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who does not lie to you.
4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and like to be with you.
5) It's very, very important that these four women do not know eachother.

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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that.

About a week later she's back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
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