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^^Yeah she needs our help. For those looking for the donation link, it is www.kechiokwuchifundraiser.com/attend.html#DONATE |
Goldieluks: Goldie, kedu? How are you this morning sweets. Which language is that? El Guapo: Nwanne mu, mu bu nwa Imo, ngalaba Orlu. |
Abu m nwa afo. 100% pure blood. Kedu? |
She's quite lucky to have survived. |
In December 2005, about 60 Loyola Jesuit College students lost their lives in the Sosoliso Plane Crash. Kechi Okwuchi was the only student and one of two people who survived the plane crash. Since then, she has undergone about 75 surgeries. But Kechi still needs help. She is scheduled to begin facial reconstructive surgeries in Boston this summer. Two of her close friends, Somachi Chris Asoluka and Yimi Omofuma are doing something amazing for their friend. They are trying to help her raise money to help her cover the cost of her surgeries. Please see a message from them below and pass on to as many Nigerians as possible. A NEW DAWN: FUNDRAISER FOR KECHI OKWUCHI You are cordially invited to a Fashion Show Dinner Fundraiser, themed, A New Dawn, which would be held on the 30th of July, 2011, in honour of and for the purpose of raising funds for surgeries for our friend and heroine, Kechi Okwuchi. The event venue is at The Landmark Village, Water Corporation Road, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria. MAKE A RESERVATION Please RSVP by: Email kofundraiser@gmail.com Or text to 081-889-73900 or 081-384-90400 https://www.cp-africa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kechi-o.jpg **Kechi before the accident. ** https://www.cp-africa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kechi2.jpg **Kechi after the accident** https://www.cp-africa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/kechi1.jpg Culled from CP-Africa.com |
Egwu m gege na bu Enyi, nke Mike Ejeagha guru. Emere onye ma ya? Acho gam video ya na youtube, mana a furo m ya. |
Umu Igbo ekenemu unu. Chi abuola, ututu oma. Ifyalways, nne ekele m. M bukwa nwafor Igbo. Abu m onye Imo. Ke ka idi? |
Hmmm |
Just three guys feeling out what seems to be a nice piece of a*s. No biggie. |
We need a Science Board. Seun, please come and deliberate on this issue. |
We need a Science Board. Seun, please come and deliberate on this issue. |
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mikuz: Thanks mate! ![]() |
OP, are you genuine? |
For naija babes, latest BB. |
Jayteena: Sophizzy: Thanks y'all! Expect more scintillating jokes. Cheers! ![]() |
Four year Johnny is in the surgery’s waiting room with his mom when he sees a pregnant lady sitting on a bench on the opposite wall. Having nothing better to do, Joe saunters over to her and with wide eyes full of curiosity and asks “Why is your stomach so big?” The lady calmly replies with a smile, “Because I’m having a baby.” With eyes as large as saucers, Joe asks, “Is the baby in your tummy?” “She sure is,” replies the lady charmed by the little kid’s innocent question. “Is it a good baby,” asks Johnny with a puzzled look on his face. “Oh, yes. I’m sure it’s a really good baby,” says the lady with good humor thinking how incredibly cute the little kid is and looking forward to what he might say next… At this point much to her surprise, with an even more surprised and shocked look than before, Johnny asks, “Then why did you eat her?” ![]() |
Teacher: Who can make a sentence using HARASSMENT? Johnny: When I was in primary, I loved my English teacher HER A.SS MENT a lot to me. |
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?" ![]() |
Children live what they learn If children live with criticism, they learn to condemn. If children live with hostility, they learn to fight. If children live with fear, they learn to be apprehensive. If children live with pity, they learn to feel sorry for themselves. If children live with ridicule, they learn to feel shy. If children live with jealousy, they learn to feel envy. If children live with shame, they learn to feel guilty. If children live with encouragement, they learn confidence. If children live with tolerance, they learn patience. If children live with praise, they learn appreciation. If children live with acceptance, they learn to love. If children live with approval, they learn to like themselves. If children live with recognition, they learn it is good to have a goal. If children live with sharing, they learn generosity. If children live with honesty, they learn truthfulness. If children live with fairness, they learn justice. If children live with kindness and consideration, they learn respect. If children live with security, they learn to have faith in themselves and in those about them. If children live with friendliness, they learn the world is a nice place in which to live. |
Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right things.--- Thomas K. Connellan |
If it is to be, it is up to me. |
Men of genius are admired. Men of wealth are envied. Men of power are feared, but only men of character are trusted. ---Arthur Friedman. |
I weep for my country. |
denny4ril: Yeah, love is powerful. Nice list of WHYs. Inexperience and are the big reasons why people are afraid to fall in love. |
^^For Bragging Rights? ![]() |
Love at first sight? Hell no! Lust at first sight? Yeah rite! |
Wisdom is definitely not for everybody, obviously. |
Yeah it exists. And it is marvelous when the subject of the love is the right one. |

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