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 Nairaland General › Re: Questions U Don't Like Pple Asking You. by Phate07(m): 2:54am On Jul 30, 2011 |
I hate all questions and try to avoid them as much as possible. |
| Travel › Re: Any Nigerian Student In Kyrgyzstan by Phate07(m): 6:22pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
collinsfbi: Which kind of country is this? Why would anybody in his right faculties want to go to such a place.  |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Pick Up More Silverware,win Audi Cup by Phate07(m): 5:53pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
Cant wait to watch Barca play against Real Madrid when season starts. |
| Travel › Re: Special Support For Those With Oversea's Dream by Phate07(m): 5:26pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
OP, maybe you should think about what Siena told you about a physical address and a website. And also do refrain from using CAPITALS. It's rude. |
| Travel › Re: What Image Do You Have Of Onitsha? by Phate07(m): 5:19pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
Onitsha is a huge thriving marketplace. |
| Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone You Met Online? by Phate07(m): 5:11pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
Livedit, you are welcome to your own opinion too. Cheers!  |
| Food › Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Phate07(m): 4:59pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
^^Akunta, how are you today? Long time, am still looking for my oha soup. Can i have it please?  Missy, can i have some chill strong drink? |
| Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone You Met Online? by Phate07(m): 4:50pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
^^I know you want to meet Phate. |
| Romance › Re: Now They Don't Want Me To Get Married by Phate07(m): 4:23pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
Can i test it on you?  |
| Food › Re: Okporoko And The African Ego by Phate07(m): 4:23pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
Hmmm |
| Romance › Re: Now They Don't Want Me To Get Married by Phate07(m): 4:12pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
I need to test my brand new gun. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 3:39pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it, Cop : "Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?" Blonde : "Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65." Cop : "Oh miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!" Blonde : "Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on." At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop : "Excuse me miss, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something awful." Blonde : "Oh, We just got off of highway 129" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 3:27pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents. The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 3:19pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, "It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim I would come over there and kick your ass!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 3:00pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
From A Mother With Love Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though. Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out. Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt or an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom. Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. PS, I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. Your Loving Mom.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 2:30pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
Little grandson asked: "Granddaddy, when you were in the Army and were posted as sentry at night, were you afraid?" "I was, grand sonny, but only until I fell asleep." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Factory by Phate07(op): 2:28pm On Jul 29, 2011 |
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!" |
| Nairaland General › Re: Your Most Traumatising Experience? by Phate07(op): 5:20am On Jul 29, 2011 |
^^Mr.Cork is not known to have the highest faculties around town. So i advise you not to take his views to heart. |
| Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone You Met Online? by Phate07(m): 4:36am On Jul 29, 2011 |
livedit: Read my post again. I said online relationships are known to be dangerous and ALMOST ALWAYS fails. And that still is a freaking FACT! I know some people have been able to have successful online relationships, you and your husband being an obvious example. But it still can not negate the obvious pitfalls involved in trying to date online. Only those that have an infalliable trust in the goodness of the human heart(and mind) do bother with online dating. And i dont have such trust. And as i also said, to your tents O Isreal. To each his/her opinion. |
| Romance › Re: Tell Us How To Stop Shying Away From Girls by Phate07(m): 5:08pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
It seems you have an Inferioty Complex. Ask yourself this question: Why am I feeling Inferior? That's the first step. And it's very important you find out why. Then work on using your strengths to cancel your weaknesses. |
| Romance › Re: Do U Agree In This? by Phate07(m): 4:59pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
WTF is this? Some new new way of giving somebody a headache?  |
| Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone You Met Online? by Phate07(m): 4:49pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
To your tents o Isreal. To each his or her opinion. Fact is, online relationships are known to be dangerous and almost always fail. |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Phate07(m): 12:40pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
kindla: mkmyers45: Ekele kwa m unu o. Ke ka onu di? |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Phate07(m): 12:29pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
romeo: No, that's pure central Igbo. Igbo izugbe. Goldieluks: Igbo refers to the tribe/ethnic group and it's identifying culture and language. Ibo refers to any person of Igbo origins or roots. |
| Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone You Met Online? by Phate07(m): 12:03pm On Jul 28, 2011 |
The internet just served as a meeting point for them to get to know each other. There are several other meeting points such as school, place of work, place of worship, street, market, etc. Let's just hope they have been able to resolve their differences and do understand each other. |
| Romance › Re: The 5 Phrases That Could Ruin Your Relationship by Phate07(m): 11:46am On Jul 28, 2011 |
Old gist |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Phate07(m): 11:22am On Jul 28, 2011 |
romeo: You are the one that's really wrong. Ukwu means waist or hips. Ike means booty or nyash. Igbo, like most Nigerian languages, is a tonal language. Ukwù=waist/hips Ùkwu=big Ìke=booty or nyash Ike=power So, ìke ùkwu is right. It means big booty. Ñnukwu ukwù means big hips. And dont think i just used my dialect. That's Igbo Ìzugbe, aka central Igbo. Cheers! |
| Nairaland General › Re: Boriswole and 'frontbot' Now Supermods. by Phate07(m): 10:49am On Jul 28, 2011 |
Who is Boriswole? |
| Romance › Re: Who Fears Hiv/aids More? Guys Or Ladies by Phate07(m): 10:42am On Jul 28, 2011 |
I believe its men. |
| Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong In Dating Your Best Friend’s Ex? by Phate07(m): 10:29am On Jul 28, 2011 |
If you date her, you will lose your friend's friendship. And also respect among your peers. Look for other women. |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Phate07(m): 9:38am On Jul 28, 2011 |
Nwa Aba, ekelekwa m. Otekwala m rutele Aba. Ke ote obodo di? Goldie, you really want to learn Igbo? |
| Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by Phate07(m): 8:58am On Jul 28, 2011 |
Its not Igbo. Where did you get this slight knowledge of Igbo lang? |
